The whole world of comprehension is my shit shoveling officer

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"Meow meow meow~" Your hands-on ability is also a little bit weak.

Fat Sanhua was lying on the ground, wishing to knock his legs, with a relaxed expression, stuffing snacks in his mouth, while supervising the two of them cutting down trees to make a house.

Hey, so what if I can only say that I am a cultivator?

It is not about living in the most primitive way.

For them, cutting down a tree is not difficult. With a wave of the weapon in hand, a large area of ​​trees can be felled.

The hard part is next.

The materials are available, but how to build this house.

The two of them sneaked a look at Fat Sanhua's face.

"Immortal, why don't we rush to the next place now and find an inn." Zuo Yi rubbed his hands.

"Yes, yes, if the immortal doesn't want to be exhausted, let me explore the way, and the first from the left is here to accompany you." The second from the right sees the needle, and the first from the left widens his eyes when he hears it, and stares desperately at this in a blink of an eye. betrayal buddy.

"Meow~meow~" Speaking of which, although you are demon cultivators, it shouldn't be difficult to fly with a sword, why are you walking all the way.

Fat Sanhua asked curiously.

"Because this is the territory of you righteous people. We are so conspicuous flying above. If we are caught accidentally, it will be miserable." Zuo Yi complained to Fat Sanhua.

Fat Sanhua smacked her lips.

It seems that it is really not easy to do magic cultivation.

Fat Sanhua squatted on the ground thinking about whether to let the two boys go for a ride, and the two demons waited quietly for Fat Sanhua's reply.

Suddenly the first from the left touched the second from the right with his elbow, and the second from the right glanced at the first from the left inexplicably.

Second from right: what's wrong?

The two of them started trying to make eye contact.

Left one: This is it, this is it!

Second from the right:?

The first from the left: Wouldn’t we be seen flying around on it? Wouldn’t those upright people be able to catch up after seeing it?

The eyes of the second person on the right lit up, and he also understood what the first person on the left meant.

That's right, as long as they were discovered by those former enemies, they would have a fair reason to get rid of Fat Sanhua.

The second from the right quietly gave the first to the left a thumbs up. This kid is usually silly and always confused about the situation. He never expected to finally express a somewhat constructive opinion one day.

"This... Immortal, how about we fly over, very quickly." The second from the right rushed in front of Fat Sanhua, rubbed his hands, and looked at him carefully.

Fat Sanhua stared at him for two seconds, then turned her head: "No."

"Why!" The second one on the right couldn't hold back and screamed.

"If I don't want it, I don't want it. Why are there so many? Do you have any objections?" Fat Sanhua raised his head high and looked at the second from the right dissatisfied.

Of course he wouldn't talk about his fear of heights.

"No, no..." The second from the right shrank his head sadly and retreated.

With the brains of the first one on the left and the second one on the right, they were finally not allowed to come up with a better solution. They could only honestly start building the house, and finally finished the house before dark.

At the beginning, these two people refused, but after they were completely involved, they completely reached the state of ecstasy.Concentrate on building the house, and after the house is finished, I can't help but look at Fat Sanhua with a compliment-seeking expression: We did a good job!

Fat Sanhua flicked her tail: "Hurry up and help me make dinner!"

The faces of the two people who had just shown happy smiles collapsed in an instant.

God, how can life be so hopeless? Judging from Fat Sanhua's schedule, they don't have to do other things every day, just serving Fat Sanhua is enough.

Morning, noon and evening hunting and cooking, and the rest of the time waiting for orders.

The two hung their heads and made dinner for Fat Sanhua.

The first from the left patted the second from the right, and winked at him.

Don't worry, they will have another chance soon, as long as Fat Sanhua finishes eating and falls asleep successfully, then it's time for them to do whatever they want.

The second from the right suddenly realized, and they looked at each other and smiled.

"What are you guys doing? Are you trying to slip away while I'm asleep?" Fat Sanhua glanced at the two of them.

The expressions of the first left and the second right froze instantly, and the two shook their heads frantically.

"How could this happen? We are not this kind of people." The second from the right forced a smile.

Of course, he wanted to say something nice, and after Fat Sanhua lay down in the room to sleep after eating and drinking, the two secretly took a look.

It's now!

"Humph."

The two stopped at the same time.

They were even prepared for a hard hit on their backs, but they didn't expect to wait for a long time and nothing came.

The two of them looked back and found that Fat Sanhua was still sleeping there, probably because he had said something in his sleep just now.

The two breathed a sigh of relief.

They continued to walk out, and just as they reached the door, they suddenly heard a sinister voice behind them: "Meow——meow~" Where are you going?

Fat Sanhua, who got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, walked slowly to the feet of the two, raised her head and glanced at them.

"It's a bit too stuffy in the room, we want to go out to breathe." Zuo Yi smiled awkwardly.

"Meow Meow Meow——" I've already told you, since I don't want you to leave, it's impossible for you to leave, even if you run away today——

Fat Sanhua didn't continue talking.

He twisted his buttocks, and walked gracefully on catwalks to go to the bathroom, leaving only the two magicians looking at each other.

If at this time yesterday, there was such a fat cat brazenly saying that he would clean up the two of them, both of them would definitely feel that they heard some funny jokes.

But at this time today, they were actually so intimidated by Fat Sanhua, even if Fat Sanhua didn't finish talking.

This monster is really evil, and it can't be seen from the outside that he is so powerful.

The translator on his head is also amazing, how can there be organs that can be separated?

Because he couldn't figure out these two demon cultivators, he really didn't dare to act rashly.

There is no other way, it seems that he can only be an errand boy by Fat Sanhua's side for a period of time.

Fat Sanhua came back after using the toilet.

He didn't even look at the first from the left and the second from the right, but went into the room openly and continued to sleep, not worried about the two of them escaping at all, the first from the left and the second from the right moved into the room cautiously.

The long night is long, and one does not have the mind to cultivate in cultivation, so one can only kill time by cursing others.

It's not that they don't want to scold Fat Sanhua, but that they have scolded too much in their hearts during the day. All the cursing words seem to be tailor-made for Fat Sanhua, and they have already spit them out of their heads.

Fat Sanhua has nothing to scold, so change someone else.

For example, the group of guys from Jitianmen, their housekeeper spirit beasts were all abducted by people, these guys were actually indifferent, and they didn't catch up for a whole day!

It's trash, is it trash?

The first on the left and the second on the right hate that iron cannot be made into steel!

The people of Jitianmen, to be precise, the people of Qifeng, of course it is impossible to be completely silent.

After the little fox returned to Qifeng with tears in his eyes, he went up to the master and down to the junior sister and immediately dispatched.

Zhu Wenbin found it unbelievable, and his tone could not conceal the gloating: "Fat cat will be caught one day?"

"I guess these two are demon cultivators, and it will definitely not be easy for the fat cat to fall into the hands of two demon cultivators,"

"I don't know if these two demon cultivators beat his ass hard,"

"Usually dragging her like this in front of us, there must be no way to get it into other people's hands, maybe I have to serve tea and water to those two magicians,"

"I don't dare to say anything when I'm being used as a mount. If I don't do well, I will be beaten and scolded." Zhu Wenbin talked eloquently. He has already envisioned [-] possibilities and scenarios.

The little fox was almost crying, it was all because of him, if he hadn't run away willfully, Fat Sanhua wouldn't have caught up, if Fat Sanhua hadn't caught up, they wouldn't have met Moxiu, and Fat Sanhua will not be captured by these two villains.

If Fat Sanhua really has something good or bad, what can he do?

"Oh, what you said is too serious. Didn't you see that we, Xue Zhui, would be scared to cry by you?" Bai Ze stood up and patted the puppy on the head.

Xue Zhui looked at Bai Ze with eyes full of hope.

Bai Ze is recognized as the most intelligent monster in the world, and what he said is still very convincing.

"The matter is not so serious. At most, people are too lazy to feed him. He can only eat one meal a day. The meat he eats is not very good. Most of it is bloody raw meat, and it may have already been eaten. It's rotten and has flies flying around on it,"

"Without a soft bed and quilt, you can only sleep on the hard floor,"

"Do you still remember? He said he wants to lose weight, and he will definitely be able to complete his weight loss career after he comes back this time." Bai Ze said cracklingly, making Xue Zhui even more sad.

"I'm going to save the boss now!" Xue Zhui was grabbed by the back of the neck by Zhu Wenbin.

"Scared you, let's see what you've become, don't worry, he'll be back soon, do you think those two demon cultivators can get out of Jiangu Town?" Zhu Wenbin shook his head, Xue Zhui could do anything, It's just a little too stupid and naive, and I don't have a heart.

When Zhu Wenbin said this, Xue Zhui felt relieved. They waited at Qifeng for an entire hour, but they couldn't wait for Fat Sanhua, so Zhu Wenbin became a little worried.

Zhu Wenbin originally wanted to wait a little longer, but the little fox on the side almost pierced him with his eyes, and Zhu Wenbin had no way to continue to sit still.

The people from Qifeng seem to be a team building a group, and they are going down the mountain in a mighty way.

"What, did his head stick out by itself?" Zhu Wenbin sullenly said.

In fact, he also knew very well in his heart that in this world, there were almost no people who could make Fat Sanhua deflated.

How could these two demonic cultivators be the opponents of Fat Sanhua, but he never thought that these two demonic cultivators were more useless than he imagined, let alone what to do to Fat Sanhua, at least he should be punished prestige.

As a result, from the beginning, it was a scene played by Fat Sanhua, and from the beginning to the end, everyone was led by the nose by this fat cat.

"Then, where did the boss go?" The little fox pouted.

"Where can I go? Needless to say, you can tell at a glance," Zhong Xiaotian put his hips on his hips, "He went out to play."

Don't take her either!

Zhu Wenbin knew the whole picture of the matter, and he was in a very bad mood in the future.

It's a trivial matter that Fat Sanhua didn't get rubbed up.

The problem is that now that Fat Sanhua is really taken away, even if he knows that he is not in danger, he can't be completely ignored.

Fat Sanhua had had enough of playing outside, and if he wanted to come back, no one would see him off. Wouldn't he want to use his little blanket to float all the way back?

Wow, that's pretty cool to think about.

Zhu Wenbin imagined this scene, not only not sad, but also a little happy.

"To chase or not to chase?" Qian Gaozhuo frowned.

His junior brother is still too naive, even if he is strong, but there are many dangers outside, if he is really in danger, it will be too late to regret.

……

Fat Sanhua had a good night's sleep in Constellation's hut.

He got up lazily, and looked at the two people who had consciously finished breakfast with satisfaction.

This is life.

Fat Sanhua is very happy.

The magic cultivator duo dared not speak out.

After breakfast, they continued on their way.

"Immortal, we are going back to the base camp of Moxiu now, do you want to go there?"

"That place is not fun at all, and all the demon cultivators are ruthless, not as polite as the orthodox monks." The second from the right racked his brains to discredit the demon cultivators.

"Then don't go." Fat Sanhua is a very talkative kitten, since these two people have advised him not to go, then it's not a big deal for him not to go.

The eyes of the magic cultivator duo lit up, oh my god, no way, could it be that after sleeping all night, Fat Sanhua finally figured it out, and finally understood how hard it is to eat and sleep in the open air, compared to staying in Jitianmen?

"Then you take me to play in other places. Seeing that you still run to the foot of Jitianmen, you must not run less in normal times." Fat Sanhua was understanding.

Left one, right two: "..."

"Let's go!" Fat Sanhua took out a basket from the mustard space, spread a piece of cloth inside, and stuffed herself into the basket with great effort, indicating that the two of them could lift the basket.

"........."

How could their lives be so bitter?Why, why they happened to be the ones who met Fat Sanhua.

The two demons picked up the vegetable basket listlessly.

"Immortal, is there any place you want to go now?" Zuo Yi is quite conscientious, even if he doesn't like to see Fat Sanhua, he still respects Fat Sanhua's opinion very much, but unfortunately he looked down, Fat Sanhua didn't care about it at all , he has fallen asleep again.

He and the second from the right looked at each other, if that's the case, let's go where they want to go.

This is the first time these two demon cultivators are so eager and looking forward to meeting righteous people. Before, they were like rats crossing the street. The group of guys bumped into each other.

Even if he is so careful, he still has to be discovered from time to time, and he often lives on the run.

But this time I don't know what's going on, they have already walked on the main road with great effort, and even changed into their two most colorful and conspicuous clothes last night, just because they were afraid that people would not see them, or that they would not Knowing that they are magic cultivators, they can be as high-profile as they want.

However, the strange thing is that they have been walking for a whole morning, and no one really noticed that something was wrong with them, not even a righteous monk saw it, which was completely impossible before.

Depend on.

I really don't know if Fat Sanhua should be called a blessed spirit beast or an unlucky spirit beast.

When meal time came, Fat Sanhua opened his eyes on time.

"Hungry." He rubbed his stomach, of course.

"Immortal, here you are." It is said that people make progress through continuous blows, and these two demon cultivators are no exception. They can learn to be smart now. Specially placed in the ring space, take it out to Fat Sanhua.

As a result, Fat Sanhua only took one look: "I want to eat fresh."

"This is fresh. Immortal, you may not know it. It's all stored in the mustard space. What it looks like when it's put in, and what it looks like when it comes out."

Fat Sanhua stretched out his paw and pushed it away: "No, I'm tired of eating, I want to change the taste and eat something else."

Fat Sanhua pouted in her heart, is he such a tasteless cat?How could he eat repeated meals for three meals a day? In his cat life dogma, he was never allowed to do this. This is a blasphemy and disrespect for food.

The expressions of Zuoyi and Youyou twisted for a moment, their hands had never been itchy like today.

It seems that if they don't hit something, they won't feel comfortable.

So they hit their right with their left hand.

Hey.

……

"Didn't you say you wouldn't eat it?" Zuo Yi shouted.

After spending a little longer with Fat Sanhua, the two of them relaxed a lot.

They found that Fat Sanhua was not such a scary guy to some extent.

As long as you don't disobey Fat Sanhua's intentions and serve him comfortably, Fat Sanhua doesn't care about some small things, and has a magnanimous heart, such as now.

I saw that they were lying in Fat Sanhua's arms in the morning.He chewed the extra food bit by bit, watching the two of them cook here.

"Just have a pre-dinner snack." Fat Sanhua has a thick skin, so he didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all, so he answered it as a matter of course.

Fat Sanhua ate about half of it, and took the rest into his meson space.

Although he is a cat that likes to eat and almost refuses all comers, he still knows how to control it.

If he is full now, he won't be able to eat in a while.

The two demon cultivators finished their lunch, only to find that Fat Sanhua was not looking at them, but was facing here with his butt.

"Immortal, are you here?" The second from the right took a step forward.

Fat Sanhua seemed to be pressing something with his paws, with a mysterious expression on his face.

"You always cook for me and build a house for me. It's good for me. Let me show you something good." As soon as Fat Sanhua finished speaking, Zuo Yi immediately came over.

Is there really something good about this fat cat full of secrets?Both of them couldn't help secretly looking forward to it.

They feel that they have been very kind to Fat Sanhua these two days, and it can be said that they are responsive to their requests. Fat Sanhua has a good impression of them and wants to repay them, which is also a very normal thing.

The two of them and the cat crawled on the ground together, and the three pairs of eyes stared straight at Fat Sanhua's paw, what was under the paw?

Fat Sanhua probably felt that the foreplay was enough, he took a deep breath, and suddenly let go of his claws, the smiles on the faces of Moxiu and the two had not faded.

Two people were hit in the face by a grasshopper at the same time.

Fat Sanhua looked at the two with bright eyes.

"Hehe." This is the one from the left.

"Is it fun? Two grasshoppers." This is the second from the right with a sneer.

Fat Sanhua was taken aback for a moment, and then got a little angry. He wasn't just teasing the two of them, he was also very serious.

Two grasshoppers are fun for a kitten like him, what's wrong?

Isn't it normal for kittens to like grasshoppers?

"Meow!" Fat Sanhua screamed angrily, stomping her foot.

The two moxiu who swaggered away stopped.

The two of them turned their heads together. They were still indifferent just now, but there was a flattering smile on their faces. They rubbed their hands at the same time, and gave Fat Sanhua a business smile.

"Good!" The second from the right applauded.

"Interesting and interesting, this is the funniest grasshopper I've ever seen."

Fat Sanhua pouted, he sat down in front of his lunch and began to eat lunch slowly.

He regretted it a little now. When he came out, he should have brought all the little brothers with him, not to mention all of them, at least the puppies.

After all, everyone has a lot of common language as a monster, and they can understand him. If they see these two grasshoppers, they will definitely find it very interesting, which is different from these two people.

Hey, humans are so boring.

Fat Sanhua squatted on the ground and ate his lunch slowly.

"Are you angry?" Zuo Yi touched Fat Sanhua's back, not to mention, this cat has a lot of flesh, and it feels really good to the touch.

Fat Sanhua knocked off his hand.

"Don't be angry, I'll accompany you to catch grasshoppers later." Zuo Yi rubbed.

The second from the right also came over: "Or do you have anything else you want to play?"

Fat Sanhua: "..."

What happened to these two people?Why did it suddenly become so greasy and still cooperate so well?

Fat Sanhua didn't know it at this time, the first from the left and the second from the right changed strategies again, and they decided to be more enthusiastic.

Isn't it just to play.

Then play, anyway, looking at the way the cat started to sleep after two steps, you know it won't last long.

When he gets tired of playing, they can send Fat Sanhua back.

Fat Sanhua blinked.

……

"Is there really no problem with your strategy?" Zuo Yi had a cool expression on his face.

They were lying in the grass at this time, not catching grasshoppers, but butterflies.

After Fat Sanhua was really full, he led them into the nearby weeds. First he caught grasshoppers for a while, but now he didn't want to catch grasshoppers, and started to catch butterflies.

Good, good spirit beast with a girl's heart.

Fat Sanhua caught the butterfly and handed it over to these two people to keep it safe.

Fat Sanhua probably slept a lot today, and she didn't feel tired after puffing up three butterflies in one go.

Just when the first one on the left and the second one on the right thought that today was just passing away, suddenly, two monks walked over not far away.

These are two golden core stage monks who are the same as the two of them. If the first from the left and the second from the right would have slipped away on weekdays, it’s not that I’m really afraid of these two monks, or that I can’t beat them, but that I’m afraid of causing trouble. After the incident, more people will be attracted, and they will be the ones who will suffer at that time.

Who let this be someone else's territory.

But today, the two of them are like male peacocks with their screens open, showing off their gorgeous feathers crazily, and making a little movement from time to time, hoping that the two monks can take a look at them.

Unless the two were blind, they were already dressed in bright red and bright blue.

"Meow!" What are you doing?Bother me to flutter butterflies!

Fat Sanhua turned her head angrily and roared.

The first from the left and the second from the right were not angry, but happy. They finally saw the two idiots lying on the ground.

"It's really elegant, and I play with the kitten." One of the monks nodded with a smile.

"This should also be a way of cultivation. It seems that we still have too much to learn." Another monk nodded in agreement.

Left one, right two: "..."