After Ye Xiu tried twice to get Huang Shaotian out of the bowl, but was defeated by his yelling noise, he completely gave up on the chopsticks and sacrificed the killer weapon Su Mucheng gave him.
At this moment, Huang Shaotian is sitting on the carved spoon with his tail hanging down. From a distance, he still looks very stylish, but when he gets closer, he really looks...
"Fuck, Lao Ye, why are you shaking!" The mermaid Shaotian tightly grasped the handle of the spoon, Ye Xiu felt that the scene was horrible, and just as he was about to close his eyes, he heard the screams of butchering pigs again. It's an octave higher, "C'mon, c'mon, you're murdering! Don't close your eyes, do you hear me!"
Ye Xiu could only use his left hand to stabilize his right hand, but Huang Shaotian was dissatisfied again: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, do you need to lift it so high to lift a spoon? What if I fall and die? !"
It's so noisy.
Ye Xiu threw him back into the bowl without saying a word, and then went to the bathroom with the bowl.
Ever since Ye Xiu was driven back by his father to win glory for the country, Chen Guo bought him a two-bedroom apartment next to Shanglin Garden with the prize money from the league championship and the share of the TV broadcast. For things, people laid a floor and painted a wall, bought a computer and moved in.
Of course, it was also the first time for Huang Shaotian to visit Ye Xiu's new house, and he hadn't had time to protest against Ye Xiu's behavior of throwing him into the instant noodles again, and it was extremely irresponsible for him to waste their friendship for so many years. I saw a completely unrenovated original bathroom scene in front of me.
The stunned Alliance Juggernaut, almost speechless, pointed at the exposed steel pipes: "You, you, you... how can you live in such a place..."
Snapped!
Huang Shaotian only felt something pressing on his head, turned his head and saw that it was Ye Xiu's finger, Ye Xiu looked down at him and said, "Isn't there no money to decorate it, how about the Sword Master help me?"
"Shameless!" Huang Shaotian pushed his finger away, then patted the edge of the bowl and said, "Anyway, I don't want to bathe my Juggernaut in this kind of place!"
Ye Xiu stopped, "Then why don't you spend the night with instant noodles?"
Huang Shaotian's mind recalled the horrible scene of the noodle cakes being soaked in water, especially when there was a self with a fish tail sitting on top of the pile of rotten noodles... the goosebumps almost didn't fall off, and he sternly refused: "No, Resolutely not! Get me out of here quickly, I want to take a bath, I want to eat, I don’t want to be a fish!"
"Shaotian." Ye Xiu sighed, and lifted the bowl to his eyes. Huang Shaotian inside the bowl was lying on the edge of the bowl and looked up to see him.The two looked at each other, and Ye Xiu asked, "What happened, how did you become like this? I'm not dreaming, am I?"
Huang Shaotian's expression turned serious, and he said, "You ask me, who am I to ask, I was clearly reading in my room just now, and when I woke up, I became like this. You're laughing to death! Hey, forget it, but fortunately it's you, if it fell into someone else's bowl, it would probably have been eaten by now."
For a while, Ye Xiu couldn't adapt to the other party's sudden change of style. No, to be precise, he still couldn't believe that the mermaid with Huang Shaotian's face in front of him was really his honorary friend Huang Shaotian... No, no, it should be He said that he couldn't accept that there are still little mermaids who can speak human language in the world.
"This must be a nightmare..."
The two expressed emotion in unison, and then looked at each other with troubled expressions, and smiled knowingly.Ye Xiu directly reached out to pick up Huang Shaotian, and said, "It's the first time to catch a fish, so don't worry if you don't know how to handle it well." Then he directly poured the soaked dough into a garbage bag, and put the mermaid back into the bowl In the bathroom, I poured a little body wash, and then turned on the water heater to adjust the hot and cold water.
Huang Shaotian wiped the body wash on his hands, body, and tail.
The feeling of touching the scales is very strange, cool and slippery, completely different from the touch of the legs.However, as long as you touch it, you will know that it is indeed a part of yourself.
How amazing.
What happened? Why did he suddenly become like this, and appeared in Ye Xiu's bowl... Huang Shaotian's thoughts were interrupted by the poured water. The warm water was very comfortable, and the slow speed of entering the water Also very reassuring.In fact, I have always known that Ye Xiu is a careful person.
The water filled the entire instant noodle bowl, and the buoyancy supported Huang Shaotian to float up slightly, subconsciously flicking his legs turned into a tail wagging, and a splash of water hit Ye Xiu's face.
"Uh...Lao Ye...I..." Huang Shaotian hid half of his face below the water surface, his two big round eyes looked both innocent and evil.
Ye Xiu turned off the faucet, put the bowl in the sink and began to roll his sleeves. Huang Shaotian poked his head out of the bowl curiously, trying to see what Ye Xiu was going to do.
Then, there was a pig-killing ghost crying and howling in the bathroom: "Fuck! Ye Xiu, are you human! You treat me like this-you treat me like rice! Have you ever seen fish washed like rice?" Wait, wait, wait, I wash it myself, I wash it myself, I wash it myself! Again, I’m not rice, so stop scratching! Well, don’t put the whole water drum washing machine in the same way by hand Turn around! I'm fainting, fainting, fainting! Help—"
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At this moment, Huang Shaotian is sitting on the carved spoon with his tail hanging down. From a distance, he still looks very stylish, but when he gets closer, he really looks...
"Fuck, Lao Ye, why are you shaking!" The mermaid Shaotian tightly grasped the handle of the spoon, Ye Xiu felt that the scene was horrible, and just as he was about to close his eyes, he heard the screams of butchering pigs again. It's an octave higher, "C'mon, c'mon, you're murdering! Don't close your eyes, do you hear me!"
Ye Xiu could only use his left hand to stabilize his right hand, but Huang Shaotian was dissatisfied again: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay, do you need to lift it so high to lift a spoon? What if I fall and die? !"
It's so noisy.
Ye Xiu threw him back into the bowl without saying a word, and then went to the bathroom with the bowl.
Ever since Ye Xiu was driven back by his father to win glory for the country, Chen Guo bought him a two-bedroom apartment next to Shanglin Garden with the prize money from the league championship and the share of the TV broadcast. For things, people laid a floor and painted a wall, bought a computer and moved in.
Of course, it was also the first time for Huang Shaotian to visit Ye Xiu's new house, and he hadn't had time to protest against Ye Xiu's behavior of throwing him into the instant noodles again, and it was extremely irresponsible for him to waste their friendship for so many years. I saw a completely unrenovated original bathroom scene in front of me.
The stunned Alliance Juggernaut, almost speechless, pointed at the exposed steel pipes: "You, you, you... how can you live in such a place..."
Snapped!
Huang Shaotian only felt something pressing on his head, turned his head and saw that it was Ye Xiu's finger, Ye Xiu looked down at him and said, "Isn't there no money to decorate it, how about the Sword Master help me?"
"Shameless!" Huang Shaotian pushed his finger away, then patted the edge of the bowl and said, "Anyway, I don't want to bathe my Juggernaut in this kind of place!"
Ye Xiu stopped, "Then why don't you spend the night with instant noodles?"
Huang Shaotian's mind recalled the horrible scene of the noodle cakes being soaked in water, especially when there was a self with a fish tail sitting on top of the pile of rotten noodles... the goosebumps almost didn't fall off, and he sternly refused: "No, Resolutely not! Get me out of here quickly, I want to take a bath, I want to eat, I don’t want to be a fish!"
"Shaotian." Ye Xiu sighed, and lifted the bowl to his eyes. Huang Shaotian inside the bowl was lying on the edge of the bowl and looked up to see him.The two looked at each other, and Ye Xiu asked, "What happened, how did you become like this? I'm not dreaming, am I?"
Huang Shaotian's expression turned serious, and he said, "You ask me, who am I to ask, I was clearly reading in my room just now, and when I woke up, I became like this. You're laughing to death! Hey, forget it, but fortunately it's you, if it fell into someone else's bowl, it would probably have been eaten by now."
For a while, Ye Xiu couldn't adapt to the other party's sudden change of style. No, to be precise, he still couldn't believe that the mermaid with Huang Shaotian's face in front of him was really his honorary friend Huang Shaotian... No, no, it should be He said that he couldn't accept that there are still little mermaids who can speak human language in the world.
"This must be a nightmare..."
The two expressed emotion in unison, and then looked at each other with troubled expressions, and smiled knowingly.Ye Xiu directly reached out to pick up Huang Shaotian, and said, "It's the first time to catch a fish, so don't worry if you don't know how to handle it well." Then he directly poured the soaked dough into a garbage bag, and put the mermaid back into the bowl In the bathroom, I poured a little body wash, and then turned on the water heater to adjust the hot and cold water.
Huang Shaotian wiped the body wash on his hands, body, and tail.
The feeling of touching the scales is very strange, cool and slippery, completely different from the touch of the legs.However, as long as you touch it, you will know that it is indeed a part of yourself.
How amazing.
What happened? Why did he suddenly become like this, and appeared in Ye Xiu's bowl... Huang Shaotian's thoughts were interrupted by the poured water. The warm water was very comfortable, and the slow speed of entering the water Also very reassuring.In fact, I have always known that Ye Xiu is a careful person.
The water filled the entire instant noodle bowl, and the buoyancy supported Huang Shaotian to float up slightly, subconsciously flicking his legs turned into a tail wagging, and a splash of water hit Ye Xiu's face.
"Uh...Lao Ye...I..." Huang Shaotian hid half of his face below the water surface, his two big round eyes looked both innocent and evil.
Ye Xiu turned off the faucet, put the bowl in the sink and began to roll his sleeves. Huang Shaotian poked his head out of the bowl curiously, trying to see what Ye Xiu was going to do.
Then, there was a pig-killing ghost crying and howling in the bathroom: "Fuck! Ye Xiu, are you human! You treat me like this-you treat me like rice! Have you ever seen fish washed like rice?" Wait, wait, wait, I wash it myself, I wash it myself, I wash it myself! Again, I’m not rice, so stop scratching! Well, don’t put the whole water drum washing machine in the same way by hand Turn around! I'm fainting, fainting, fainting! Help—"
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