[Full-time Master] The Adventures of the Little Mermaid

To actually treat people like rice to buy, is simply a big devil!

Ye Xiu fell down on the bed in a large font, closed his eyes and felt the exhaustion of the whole world. Although he didn't do much moving work on weekdays, he never felt that washing a fish could be so tiring.

"Ah... as expected, instant noodles are true love, how easy it is." Ye Xiu concluded.

"Ah, as expected, the bed is the true love, but why is it a little... so panicky?" A voice came.

When Ye Xiu opened his eyes, he saw a fish lying on his chest in a big shape, well, a mermaid lying in a T shape.Feeling that the chest was not flat enough, Ye Xiu pinched the mermaid's upper body with two fingers and said, "Pets are not allowed to go to bed!"

Huang Shaotian giggled, and said, "Who is a pet! Fuck, it's so itchy, Lao Ye... let go, let it go, itchy..."

As soon as Ye Xiu let go of his hand, the little mermaid fell onto the pillow, was immediately bounced up and then fell down again, and it stopped rolling after going back and forth twice.

Huang Shaotian, who had been thoroughly washed, yelled, "Take it easy! And Lao Ye, why is your pillow so hard?"

"It's soft, okay! It's because you've become so small now that the pillow feels hard." Ye Xiu propped one hand on the edge of the pillow and looked at him, seeing the small arc formed so that the mermaid would slide straight down. Huang Shaotian expressed He expressed his dissatisfaction: "Hey, hey, be careful!" However, Ye Xiu thought it was very funny, lifted the mermaid up, and then pressed the pillow to let him slide down.Huang Shaotian tightly grasped the pillow with both hands, and flapped his tail, "Be careful and I'll lose my face!"

"Aren't the mermaids on TV all sitting? Why are you lying down?" Ye Xiu asked suddenly.

"Eh?" Only now did Huang Shaotian realize that as long as he "sit" up, he won't easily slip off the pillow, so he recalled what he saw on TV before, and tried his best to straighten his stomach.

The small upper body tried hard to get rid of gravity, and Ye Xiu couldn't help laughing at his blushing face. He gently pushed the mermaid's back with his thumb, and Huang Shaotian finally sat still, so he patted his tail and said, "What about the tail?" It's really inconvenient, but it doesn't matter, it will be fine after I wake up, this must be a nightmare!"

Ye Xiu shrugged his shoulders, looked at him with one hand supporting his whole body, and said, "Can we discuss some practical issues?"

"What is a practical problem?" Huang Shaotian asked.

Ye Xiu stroked his stomach that was even hungrier after washing rice and fish: "Like supper."

Huang Shaotian felt that Ye Xiu was looking at him like a hungry wolf, and quickly said, "Hey, raw fish is not tasty..."

Ye Xiu swallowed his saliva, "Flies are also meat." After speaking, he stood up and rushed out of the room, Huang Shaotian's mind instantly flashed the scene of Ye Xiu, the great demon king showing his teeth at him with a knife in one hand and a fork in the other, "Keep, ok, ok Lean on, lean on."

"Shut up!" The big devil came back, and stuffed a bunch of pink stuff on his face, Huang Shaotian quickly reached out to catch it, it smelled so good.

Hold it in front of your nose with your hands and sniff carefully, ham sausage?

Huang Shaotian looked up and saw Ye Xiu happily nibbling a piece of ham sausage, and the watermelon-sized one in his hand was obviously a section he had just pulled off.

"For you have a conscience..." Huang Shaotian groaned, then he opened his mouth wide and took a hard bite.

So satisfying... Huang Shaotian suddenly burst into tears and thought, so ham sausage can be so delicious.

Before, I was so surprised that I turned into a fish, and Ye Xiu almost put it on the dish as a topping. I forgot to be hungry, but now...

"Lao Ye Lao Ye, don't you have anything other than ham sausage to eat? Just ham sausage is not good." The Juggernaut holding the watermelon version of ham sausage expressed his desire to improve the food, Ye Xiu The big devil thought for a while, and the answer made the mermaid so angry that he wanted to humiliate him, he said, "Otherwise, mustard?"

The morning sun shone in through the curtains, Ye Xiu yawned, and felt his face was wet when he turned over.

"...Well, is there a water leak?" Opening her eyes in a daze, she saw a fish tail sticking to the tip of her nose in front of her——Emma, ​​I'm sleepy.

Ye Xiu turned over again, wait!fish tail!Huang Shaotian!

Sitting up in a jerk, Ye Xiu looked at the mermaid in the middle of the pool of water on the pillow, with an abnormal and strange expression, as if he was about to suffocate.

Ye Xiu remembered that in the TV series that Su Mucheng watched, the mermaid was often portrayed as being unable to stay out of water for a long time, I'll go, this, this, this, this, could it be dehydration?Ye Xiu quickly grabbed the mermaid, jumped off the bed, and rushed out of the room.

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