Huang Shaotian had a dream. In the dream, there was a villain with an iron in his right hand and an ironing board in his left, like a knight holding a shield, fighting inseparably with his own swordsman.
Troubling Rain was hit by an iron, causing blood to be drawn.
Troubled Rain hit the ironing board, but it didn't work.
Troubled Night Rain was hit by the iron on the ironing board, and the iron became so big, so big, as big as everyone else, and then ironed it all off, making him hot from top to bottom, from head to toe— —Wait a minute, it wasn't Troublesome Rain who got hit on the ironing board, why did Huang Shaotian feel so hot?
He saw the iron pressing against his head like a dark cloud above his head, and then no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless, and when he was so angry that he wanted to kick the other party, he realized... Damn it!No wonder I can't use my strength, why does it have a tail!
Huang Shaotian remembered instantly, he turned into a mermaid, or a pocket little mermaid that ran into Ye Xiu's bowl...
That was a nightmare, that cliff was a nightmare!
One, two, three, as long as you open your eyes, you will return to your warm bed!
Taking chances, Huang Shaotian slowly opened his eyes, Ye Xiu's face gradually enlarged in front of him.Sure enough, the big devil Ye Xiu is playing with me with an iron, Huang Shaotian thought angrily.In his mind, Ye Xiu used an iron as a weapon in one hand and an ironing board as a shield in the other. He laughed so hard that he hurt himself a little. He opened his mouth to spout trash talk but couldn't utter a single word.
So thirsty, so hot, my throat is smoking.
"I..." The weak voice came from an even weaker body, and Huang Shaotian realized that Ye Xiu had neither an iron nor an ironing board in his hand, but was holding a plastic straw and was about to insert it down his throat.The instinct for survival surpassed everything in an instant, Huang Shaotian desperately grabbed the straw with his hand and shouted, "Ye Xiu!"
Seeing that he woke up, Ye Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I'll go. Open your eyes as soon as you wake up, okay? I'm so scared to death. Look, I'm going to intubate you for artificial respiration."
What?
intubation?
Artificial respiration?
Huang Shaotian realized that he was not lying on the pillow he slept on last night, but a small broken plastic basin. Not only was he covered in water, but he was almost stabbed to death by Ye Xiu, so he opened his mouth angrily and drank two mouthfuls of water, then pointed Ye Xiu scolded: "Fuck, you Ye Xiu, we have known each other for several years anyway, and I will help you make a copy for free! You treat me like this, even if you don't let me sleep on the pillow, you actually put him Throw it into a broken plastic basin, and stab me to death when I'm not prepared! Friendship, love! I don't want to be friends with you anymore!"
Ye Xiu threw the straw away, and when he woke up just now, he saw that Huang Shaotian was dehydrated and looked as if he was about to suffocate, so he quickly found a basin and filled him with water to soak him in.In fact, Ye Xiu himself was in a panic, who knows how to raise a mermaid.Now seeing that Huang Shaotian is in such good spirits and still has the strength to swear, he felt relieved, and said in a solid state that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "Huh? Don't be friends with me anymore?" Ye Xiu began to pick his ears, " Whose do you eat and live in now?"
Huang Shaotian was dumbfounded.
"Who can protect the weak you from being picked up by wild cats?"
Huang Shaotian was speechless.
"Who……"
"Get it, get it!" Huang Shaotian sat up from the water, and said, "Why did you throw me into the basin again?"
Ye Xiu wanted to see this kind-hearted person, didn't he know that he was a fish?He sighed and said: "There are few fish, you almost died of lack of water, and you still died on my bed. The shadow is too big. My house is newly bought. If someone dies, it will be worthless."
In Huang Shaotian's mind, the crow led the way, flying over with a row of words.
— or die in my bed.
— or die in my bed.
— or die in my bed.
Huang Shaotian quickly shot the flying crow, this is too shameful!
"Could it be that mermaids can't leave the water?" Huang Shaotian realized this problem, and felt that his life was hard again. He thought he was just having a nightmare, but now it seems that he really has to take the form of a fish. Identity to survive?
Then what about my parents, what about the competition, and the club...
"Shaotian," Ye Xiu's voice rang in his ears, Huang Shaotian looked up at him, and saw Ye Xiu stretch out his hand in front of him, "Although I don't know why you suddenly became like this, but for the sake of friends for many years, Brother, I will reluctantly accompany you to find a way to transform back into the Sword Master!"
Huang Shaotian looked at Ye Xiu's smiling face against the light at the moment, and the warm and broad palm in front of him. An indescribable warm feeling slipped through his heart, and he slowly stretched out his hand.
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Troubling Rain was hit by an iron, causing blood to be drawn.
Troubled Rain hit the ironing board, but it didn't work.
Troubled Night Rain was hit by the iron on the ironing board, and the iron became so big, so big, as big as everyone else, and then ironed it all off, making him hot from top to bottom, from head to toe— —Wait a minute, it wasn't Troublesome Rain who got hit on the ironing board, why did Huang Shaotian feel so hot?
He saw the iron pressing against his head like a dark cloud above his head, and then no matter how hard he struggled, it was useless, and when he was so angry that he wanted to kick the other party, he realized... Damn it!No wonder I can't use my strength, why does it have a tail!
Huang Shaotian remembered instantly, he turned into a mermaid, or a pocket little mermaid that ran into Ye Xiu's bowl...
That was a nightmare, that cliff was a nightmare!
One, two, three, as long as you open your eyes, you will return to your warm bed!
Taking chances, Huang Shaotian slowly opened his eyes, Ye Xiu's face gradually enlarged in front of him.Sure enough, the big devil Ye Xiu is playing with me with an iron, Huang Shaotian thought angrily.In his mind, Ye Xiu used an iron as a weapon in one hand and an ironing board as a shield in the other. He laughed so hard that he hurt himself a little. He opened his mouth to spout trash talk but couldn't utter a single word.
So thirsty, so hot, my throat is smoking.
"I..." The weak voice came from an even weaker body, and Huang Shaotian realized that Ye Xiu had neither an iron nor an ironing board in his hand, but was holding a plastic straw and was about to insert it down his throat.The instinct for survival surpassed everything in an instant, Huang Shaotian desperately grabbed the straw with his hand and shouted, "Ye Xiu!"
Seeing that he woke up, Ye Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "I'll go. Open your eyes as soon as you wake up, okay? I'm so scared to death. Look, I'm going to intubate you for artificial respiration."
What?
intubation?
Artificial respiration?
Huang Shaotian realized that he was not lying on the pillow he slept on last night, but a small broken plastic basin. Not only was he covered in water, but he was almost stabbed to death by Ye Xiu, so he opened his mouth angrily and drank two mouthfuls of water, then pointed Ye Xiu scolded: "Fuck, you Ye Xiu, we have known each other for several years anyway, and I will help you make a copy for free! You treat me like this, even if you don't let me sleep on the pillow, you actually put him Throw it into a broken plastic basin, and stab me to death when I'm not prepared! Friendship, love! I don't want to be friends with you anymore!"
Ye Xiu threw the straw away, and when he woke up just now, he saw that Huang Shaotian was dehydrated and looked as if he was about to suffocate, so he quickly found a basin and filled him with water to soak him in.In fact, Ye Xiu himself was in a panic, who knows how to raise a mermaid.Now seeing that Huang Shaotian is in such good spirits and still has the strength to swear, he felt relieved, and said in a solid state that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water: "Huh? Don't be friends with me anymore?" Ye Xiu began to pick his ears, " Whose do you eat and live in now?"
Huang Shaotian was dumbfounded.
"Who can protect the weak you from being picked up by wild cats?"
Huang Shaotian was speechless.
"Who……"
"Get it, get it!" Huang Shaotian sat up from the water, and said, "Why did you throw me into the basin again?"
Ye Xiu wanted to see this kind-hearted person, didn't he know that he was a fish?He sighed and said: "There are few fish, you almost died of lack of water, and you still died on my bed. The shadow is too big. My house is newly bought. If someone dies, it will be worthless."
In Huang Shaotian's mind, the crow led the way, flying over with a row of words.
— or die in my bed.
— or die in my bed.
— or die in my bed.
Huang Shaotian quickly shot the flying crow, this is too shameful!
"Could it be that mermaids can't leave the water?" Huang Shaotian realized this problem, and felt that his life was hard again. He thought he was just having a nightmare, but now it seems that he really has to take the form of a fish. Identity to survive?
Then what about my parents, what about the competition, and the club...
"Shaotian," Ye Xiu's voice rang in his ears, Huang Shaotian looked up at him, and saw Ye Xiu stretch out his hand in front of him, "Although I don't know why you suddenly became like this, but for the sake of friends for many years, Brother, I will reluctantly accompany you to find a way to transform back into the Sword Master!"
Huang Shaotian looked at Ye Xiu's smiling face against the light at the moment, and the warm and broad palm in front of him. An indescribable warm feeling slipped through his heart, and he slowly stretched out his hand.
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