Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

There is a narrow bathroom in the small farmyard, and there is the sound of dripping water and dim figures walking around.

It can be seen from the figure that it is a woman with a hot figure. At this time, she happened to bend down to pick up the soap and put it in the basin.

"Jingjing, are you ready?" Li Qing's voice came from the outer room, and there was a hint of worry in the voice.

"It's almost ready!" Jingjing replied, "Although it's the first time...well, there's no problem!"

The sound of "da da" water kept coming, and after a while Jingjing came out holding the water basin, her bright smile almost blinded the readers' eyes, what?Are you not taking a shower?Co-authored you were doing laundry just now? ? ? ?

Jingjing went to the yard, wrung out the clothes and hung them on the rope, "Although it's the first time to wash clothes, it doesn't feel bad!"

Li Qing was even more proud of her, stepped forward and held her in his arms and gently smelled the fragrance of her body, "Jingjing did a very good job, Rongrong won't blame you anymore."

The sun shone brilliantly and beautifully on the earth, and Jingjing was obediently held in Li Qing's arms, her cheeks blushing.

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On the other side, Luo Yuwei and Xiao Rong didn't know that Jingjing washed Xiao Rong's dirty shirt with her own hands in order to express her apology, and they were following the crew to prepare the props for tomorrow.

Tomorrow's scene is that the kidnapper deliberately made a big heart in the wheat field to please the future wife-the heroine.

Luo Yuwei: I remember that the male lead hasn't done anything romantic for the female lead yet, isn't this kidnapper a bit of a show stealer?What kind of weird world is this? Why is my lower limit being refreshed all the time! ! !

[System: Player calm down, you must know that what you have experienced is less than one-tenth of the lower limit of this world. 】

[...Which author wrote this article, I must have a good talk about life with her when I go back! ! 】

[System: Butterfly Dance, Menglian, Qingmei Yaoruo Cailan Yingshang Zile Yingyu Bingling Yi. 】

Luo Yu's delicate body trembled slightly, [That's... that's the one: Hello everyone, I'm 14 years old this year, a beautiful girl with an eighth-level disability, I can only type with one little finger every day, please support me! 】

[The tone of the system is a little weird: Ah, that's right, it's her. 】

Luo Yuwei's throat was sweet, and she spat out a big aunt, [I knew...] She fell to the ground in the dark before her eyes, and struggled desperately to say the last sentence, [Why do people... and people... each other? Hurt... harm... harm... harm... harm...】

Looking at Luo Yuwei who fainted, the system smiled lightly, "It's still far away!"

Luo Yu felt dazedly that her face was being pressed down like this, and she couldn't breathe at all. She tried to open her eyes and found that there was darkness in front of her eyes... she was really pressed down.

Pushing down the thing on her face, "Meow!" sounded, and Luo Yuwei realized that it was a cat that was stuck on her face.

"Where is this cat from?"

[System: A consolation prize for you. 】

Luo Yuwei frightened DIE instantly, [Fucking wrong!When did I draw a lottery, and why the consolation prize is a cat, the system and the cat criminals are not unreasonable for you! ! 】

[System: This is a consolation prize for you not being scared to death by Die Wu Meng Lian, Qing Mei Yao Ruo Cai Lan Ying Shang Zi Le Ying Yu Bing Ling Yi, and then this is not a cat, so calm down, this is a young tiger. 】

[Fuck... Whose tiger can meow! ! ! 】

The black-and-white tiger on the ground raised its head like an assist, "Meow~"

[System: ......... This is a new breed. 】

[Hehe, it's a mutated variety, right? 】

[System: You just know it yourself, there's no need to say it.Well, I still have something to do, debtor! 】

[I love you, system! ! ! 】

As soon as Xiao Rong entered the room, he saw Luo Yuwei and the little tiger on the ground staring at each other, "...Did I disturb your relationship?"

Luo Yu slightly supported his forehead, "Smile and stop making trouble, what kind of relationship do I have with this beast."

The little tiger gave her a sideways look, and unhurriedly jumped to the other side of the bed, curled up and fell asleep.

Luo Yuwei: "...Why do I feel that this guy despises me?"

Xiao Rong: "Hehe, I have good eyesight."

Luo Yuwei: QAQ

Xiao Rong: "Since you're awake, go to the kitchen to eat by yourself, I'm going to film."

Luo Yu looked at her background in a daze, and didn't realize it until she was out of the door. I won't ask you why this tiger suddenly appeared?And don't you care if I suddenly fainted yesterday? ? ? ?

[System: Yuzu players, these bugs will naturally be fixed by my mother. 】

【...Why do human beings hurt each other! ! ! 】

Luo Yuwei was very sad and angry, but after she went out and saw the filming of the film crew, her grief and anger instantly weakened.

Hey, hey, Xiao Rong, what are you wearing on your head!Luo Yuwei almost knelt down, she wore flowers on her head when she was filming TV dramas, and her sister was wearing a rag on her head when she was filming! ! !

"I said, what the hell is that?" Luo Yuwei pointed at Xiao Rong's head, and asked Jingjing weakly beside her.

Since Jingjing learned her lesson, she seems to be much quieter, and of course also a lot more gloomy...

"That... That's the veil, aren't you going to get married...?" Jingjing broke the Nokia mobile phone in her hand into two, and replied in a dark tone.

Seeing that the most amazing Nokia in the universe couldn't withstand Jingjing's light touch, Luo Yuwei was scared to pee in an instant.

"Isn't the wedding veil white or red? What's the matter with the green one?" She still asked unwillingly.

Jingjing smiled grimly again, "There is no more red, Li Qing said to use blue instead, in the later stage..."

"I understand, you are in charge of making the PS into red in the later stage, thank you to the post-production staff." Luo Yuwei interrupted her with a blank expression, feeling that her moral integrity did not break this time, and I think so, It's broken every day, and there will always be a time when it's broken.

Then Luo Yuwei looked at Jingjing and nodded in relief, with four words on his face: You can teach children.

[System: Your math teacher's surname is Yuwen (Chinese), right? 】

The scene over there is still going on, when the hostess in a green hat and the kidnapper are getting married, the male lead appears unexpectedly, "Shut up!!"

Luo Yu slightly turned to look at Jingjing, "He called it wrong, shouldn't he call to stop?"

Jingjing: "The screenwriter wrote about shutting up, probably he wanted the master of ceremonies who presided over the wedding to shut up."

Luo Yuwei: Why do I think what you said makes sense?

After complaining and returning to acting, the male lead and the kidnappers are tearing up the female lead together, hey, hey, if this continues, the female lead will be cut in half! !

But the reality is completely different from what Luo Yuwei thought. The heroine is completely fine, but the scarf on her head flew out...and landed on the hero's head in an unscientific arc.

Luo Yuwei: "This veil is so well done, it's really the hero's cuckold."

Jingjing muttered to herself, "That's not how the script was performed."

Co-author Jingjing sister, you still don't allow accidents to happen? !Luo Yuwei gave her a rare sideways glance, thinking of Emma's first sideways sideways look at someone, she was quite excited!

The plot of the cuckold was obviously an accident, but Li Qing's eyes lit up. Not only did he not call "ka", but he gestured to the actors to adapt to the situation and continue to act.

The hero and heroine + the kidnapper saw Li Qing's act of touching money, and had to succumb to the lust of money and continue to act out this cheating plot.

Xiao Rong pushed aside the kidnapping and rushed to the male lead's side, "XX, are you here to save me?"

The hero looked at Xiao Rong affectionately through the veil, "Cai'er, I finally found you!"

The kidnapper was obviously stunned. At this moment, he was just a wooden man with a humanoid background.

The hero and heroine are looking at each other affectionately... looking at each other... looking at each other... well, still looking at each other.

Li Qing couldn't wait to growl, "You fucking look at each other! You still haven't kissed at this time, haven't you two been in a relationship and haven't watched TV yet?!"

Well, no more kisses.Seeing that they couldn't hide, the faces of the two began to approach slowly, but this scene was really glaring to Luo Yuwei's eyes.

The clamor and laughter in her heart belonged to me, but her rationality told her that only A Yuan was the one she loved.Her heart and reason were torn apart, and she was in a tangled circle.

[System: Congratulations to the player for triggering the hidden mission, interrupting the kiss of the hero and heroine, and successfully completing the plot.Reward for success: A meeting with Sister Ayuan once, Reward for failure: Second week~喵喵哒~~~]

Luo Yu was startled slightly, 【You said to meet A Yuan? 】

[System: Yes~]

Luo Yuwei felt that she was full of positive energy, her body rushed over before she could react, and it was a left uppercut to the male lead!

The male lead was knocked to the ground, Luo Yuwei turned around and hugged Xiao Rong's heart-piercing roar, "Cai'er, Cai'er, I'm the XX! Why didn't you recognize me, instead you took this person as a me!"

Xiao Rong, the hero, the kidnapper, Li Qing OR the crowd: what's going on?

Xiao Rong was stunned for a moment, but she quickly realized that she looked at Luo Yuwei in disbelief, "You said you are XX? How is it possible, you are a woman!"

Luo Yuwei choked for a moment, and answered without any reaction in her brain, "That's because I possessed this woman's body after time travelling, but I'm still XX! Aifei, you forgot that we used to watch together The stars look at the moon, have you talked about the philosophy of life from poetry and songs?"

[Erkang and Qing'er: Steal my lines, sue you for copyright infringement! 】

Xiao Rong stepped down the donkey: "You are really Your Majesty!! Your Majesty, I miss you so much!!"

Tears filled Luo Yuwei's eyes as she held her in her arms, "My concubine, my Cai'er, my little goblin, I miss you too!"

Xiao Rong: ... What's the matter with this little fairy?