Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

Luo Yu held Xiao Rong's hands slightly, Xiao Rong lowered her head shyly, the beautiful picture lasted for 1 minute... 2 minutes... 3 minutes...

Well, no one came to take part in the show, and Li Qing didn't call out, so the two had no choice but to continue acting.

"You are His Majesty, so who is he? How could he look exactly like His Majesty? He is clear about the sweetness and ups and downs that I and Your Majesty have experienced?" Xiao Rong pointed in disbelief at the man pretending to be dead on the ground. Protagonist, give Luo Yuwei a look: I'll leave it to you.

Luo Yuwei scolded in her heart: Nima!

Seeing that the camera was shining on her, and everyone looked at her expectantly, Luo Yuwei blurted out under a lot of pressure, "That's because he is my placenta!"

Xiao Rong, Li Qing, the hero, the kidnapper, and the onlookers agreed: Do you dare to make up a plausible reason?

Luo Yuwei compiled it smoothly, and it became smoother and smoother, "You have heard a saying: 'When your mother gave birth to you, she threw you away and raised the placenta. When the placenta grows up, it's him!"

Xiao Rong: ...

Xiao Rong: "... What kind of earth-shattering secret is this.

Li Qing: "Cut!"

Luo Yuwei and Xiao Rong looked at Li Qing together, Luo Yuwei stepped forward faster and slapped Li Qing on the face, "I finally understand why Jingjing always likes to slap you in the face!"

Li Qing covered his red face, ignored Luo Yuwei who was running away, and shouted to the support staff, "Go and call the scriptwriter, I want to change the script!"

Luo Yuwei: "...So the new element of the plot after Gongdou-time travel-president-kidnapping is male-to-female?"

Li Qing's eyes glowed green, "That's right! This drama is definitely a magic drama!"

Luo Yuwei "It must be the most crazy drama..."

The screenwriter and director got together, and the two of them muttered for a long time to finalize the final decision. The male protagonist has possessed a woman's body through time travel. The placenta is the biggest boss of this article, so let's do it!

Actor: ...Have I changed from a hero to a villain boss?

Director: You will turn back into the male lead later on, calm down.

Male lead: ...No, actually I think it's good to be a villain, at least I'm not the one wearing the cuckold.

Li Qing meant to let Luo Yuwei and Xiao Rong take another photo while it was hot, but the sky failed, Luo Yuwei's face suddenly changed and his body swayed, Xiao Rong immediately stepped forward to support him, "What's wrong?"

"I, my mother and her elder sister are here."

Xiao Rong turned this sentence around in her heart to understand what it meant, the corners of her mouth twitched and she helped Luo Yuwei walk towards the house, "Let's go, go back to the house and change clothes."

When Li Qing entered the room to look for them, she saw Luo Yuwei lying on the bed humming while Xiao Rong was making brown sugar water.

"Have a stomachache?" Li Qing didn't know what to do.

"She's having her period." Xiao Rong held the bowl very calmly.

It turned out that the great aunt came, Li Qing understood it first, although _(:з」∠)_ saw her in such pain, there was no need to think about filming today after it was over!

Li Qing went out with a gloomy face, Luo Yuwei poured a bowl of brown sugar water into Xiao Rong's arms, feeling the turbulent aunt felt sad like a river flowing against her.

"Yuwei, get up and wash there." Xiao Rong came in with a basin of hot water and put it on the ground to greet Luo Yuwei.

Luo Yuwei, who was rarely served by Xiao Rong for a while, was not in the mood to be moved. She turned over slowly and got out of bed, squatting on the ground with a stomachache, took off her underwear and couldn't wait to start washing.

The little tiger sleeping on the bed suddenly opened its eyes, smelling the bloody smell in the room, it suddenly ran towards Luo Yuwei, rubbing its furry body against Luo Yuwei's body.

Luo Yuwei's nose was itchy from being rubbed by her fur, but the little beast broke away with one blow and ran to rub her back and forth.

"Ahhhh!" Luo Yuwei sneezed violently, and there was a sudden rush of blood from below, and the little tiger suddenly let out an "ow" and rushed out far away.

Xiao Rong, the only onlooker, remained silent, because she saw... saw... Luo Yuwei's aunt sprayed on the little tiger's face... what a... tragedy.

"How about that little bastard?" Luo Yuwei looked at Xiao Rong blankly.

Xiao Rong silently pointed to the little tiger's face, Luo Yu took a closer look, why is there a red mark?

Xiao Rong understood her eyes, and explained lightly, "That's your aunt's blood."

That's your aunt's blood... that's your aunt's blood... that's your aunt's blood... that's your aunt's blood... that's your aunt's blood... that's your aunt's blood...

Aunt's blood... Aunt's blood... Aunt's blood... Aunt's blood... Aunt's blood... Aunt's blood... Aunt's blood...

Luo Yuwei kept repeating the words "aunt's blood" in her head, and finally silently took the towel handed over by Xiao Rong to wipe her little pp, put on her clothes and rolled back to the bed, closing her eyes and pretending to be dead.

I heard nothing, let alone did anything, really!

Xiao Rong sighed, "Deceive yourself."

When Li Qing came to find Luo Yuwei the next day, this guy was still lying on the bed pretending to be dead, as if his heart was ashamed.

Xiao Rong sympathized with her experience, and did not force her to face the reality, but forced her to eat three meals a day, and then pretended to be dead.

Four days passed in a flash, and the aunt finally left. Luo Yuwei finally couldn't help but plan to come out to get some air after holding back for so long.

But the moment she walked out the door...

#Sorry I shouldn't have come out#

#Why do I have to come out to see such a scene of ruining morals#

Outside the gate is an empty grassland. On the grassland, a group of people surround the actors who are filming inside, and a pretty girl in jeans...she is riding on the shoulders of a strong man, still saying "drive!"

"Riding people...is this necessary for the plot?" Luo Yuwei muttered to himself.

Jingjing popped up, "No, the crew doesn't have enough funds to buy real horses."

"Isn't there a Trojan horse?" Luo Yuwei was even more puzzled.

The corners of Jingjing's mouth twitched, "The shipping fee for the Trojan horse is too expensive, Li Qing said that someone will replace it and then PS after the performance."

Luo Yuwei: "...I obviously don't have morals and lower limits, but why is something broken in my heart?"

Jingjing: "It's not like your virginity is broken."

No, with body odor protecting me, my virginity will not be broken! Luo Yuwei retorted in her heart.

Li Qing spotted Luo Yuwei with sharp eyes, whispered to the assistant director and ran over, "Ma'am, I have something to tell you!"

"Don't talk about the confession!" Luo Yuwei blurted out without thinking, and then under the strange eyes of Li Qing, Jingjing and Xiao Rong... silently found a hole and buried herself in it.

I finally know what is broken, that thing is called... IQ QVQ