Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

Luo Yuwei's first thought after waking up was: I didn't feel any pain after being burned alive?

Second thought: Nima this time is a cat or a mosquito?

The third idea is: I really can't afford to provoke a sick girl

The fourth thought is: What the hell am I still human?System, did you show mercy and spare me?

[System: Think beautifully, let's change the punishment method this time. 】

[What the hell, tell me what you want to do! 】Luo Yuwei has already despaired of the system's lack of integrity.

[System: This time your task is to finely divide all passers-by around the protagonist. 】

[... Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, in the grassy sky. 】

【What's the meaning? 】The system is at a loss.

Luo Yu sneered slightly, [The original sentence is the green grass and green sky beside the ancient road outside Changting Pavilion, the word Bilian was missing from what I gave you, which means you don’t want Bilian [to force your face], understand? 】

The system was silent for a long while, 【You have to play a person around the protagonist every day, and you must let the protagonist kill you. Being killed by the protagonist 38 times counts as completing the mission. 】

Luo Yuwei: ... What a wonderful mission is this!

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"The devil's sect deceives people too much!" Sitting in the living room, the woman in red snorted coldly and crushed the teacup in her hand into powder, her eyes shot a cold light that made it hard to look directly at.

The middle-aged man sitting on the first seat also had an angry expression on his face, but he was more forbearing than the red-clothed woman's exposure, "Now that your brother has fallen into their hands, I, Tianyingmen, can only use my hands to avoid it."

"Brother was caught by them, I don't know how much torture he will suffer!" The voice of the woman in red was a little choked, Qianqian slapped the table hard with her jade hand, and with a "click", the whole sandalwood table was shattered into powder and scattered into pieces.

The man in the first seat didn't change his face, and he didn't even look at the powder on the ground. He was obviously used to the violence against his daughter.

Luo Yuwei stood obediently behind the woman in red, the black line on her forehead was getting bigger and bigger, especially when she knew that this violent young lady was her mission target, it was simply...【System, please cut off the pain Nervous ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

[System: Don't worry, it won't hurt you.Your task is to let her kill you while she is taking a bath, come on~]

[... This is the rhythm that makes me a flower picker. 】

"Father, let me save brother!" the woman in red stood up and said firmly.

Luo Yuwei was surprised that the middle-aged man would sternly refuse, but he just hesitated and said, "Then be careful on the road, and pass the letter to your father Feige in time if you have any questions." He paused and said, "Outside No better than at home, you... restrain your temper."

"Father, don't worry, daughter has her own measure."

Luo Yuwei slandered silently in her heart, coauthoring you also know your daughter's violence.

Seeing her like this, the middle-aged man couldn't bear it anymore, "Although I tell you to restrain your temper, don't let others bully you. You are Xiao Jiao, the daughter of my Tianyingmen Xiao Kai, and you are not an existence that can be bullied by others! "

He said domineering, but Luo Yuwei's face turned black even with his head down, [System, this is the fourth world, why is the target of the raid still surnamed Xiao!You can't make all my targets have the surname Xiao just because my Ayuan's surname is Xiao! 】

[System: This game is specially sponsored by the Xiao Group, so your future strategy targets will all have the surname Xiao. 】

【My day... this Xiao Group is a ghost...】

Xiao Jiao and Xiao Kai said a few more words, then took Luo Yuwei back to the house and began to pack their bags and prepare to go down the mountain.

"Miss, the conditions of traveling on the road are not worse than those at home, why don't you take a bath and change clothes before leaving?" Luo Yu suggested in a low voice.

Xiao Jiao looked at her with a strange face, "Is there any relationship between the exhaustion of the boat and the car and changing clothes? Well, needless to say, you should pack up some clothes and money as soon as possible. We must hurry down the mountain. There is no delay in saving my brother."

Is it okay... Luo Yuwei sighed silently, then began to pack her luggage obediently, and the two of them went down the mountain.

Luo Yuwei felt that the whole person was not well!I've never ridden a horse before!As soon as she came up, she was riding a tall horse and started to hurry. Luo Yuwei, who was walking on the horseback, felt that she wanted to vomit.

Xiao Jiao's name is Jiao, but she is not squeamish at all.She changed into a moonlight red silk shirt, and she looked capable and heroic while sitting on the horseback. Then she looked at Luo Yuwei, who was sitting dangling and about to fall at any time, that was the whole Miss Jiao.

Xiao Jiao could also see it, she was in a hurry and only brought Luo Yuwei, a maid, out, so it was impossible to send her back home.

Stopping the horse, looking at the slow Luo Yuwei behind, Xiao Jiao said: "Wei'er, get off the horse and ride with me."

Luo Yuwei: "Miss QAAAAAQ, you are a good person!"

Xiao Jiao: "..."

Luo Yuwei dismounted slowly from the horse, and slowly climbed onto Xiao Jiao's horse. When Xiao Jiao saw her coming up, she whistled to Luo Yuwei's horse and pointed the way back, "Yourself Let's go back."

The horse was also clever, snorted, stamped its hooves, and ran quickly in the direction it came from.

Luo Yuwei: ...It's really a shame for me to ride this horse.

Seeing the horse leaving, Xiao Jiao looked at Luo Yu in a daze and said slightly, "It's done, we're going to start our journey."

Luo Yuwei immediately sat upright, and then only felt a gust of wind in his ears, and the horse galloped away with lightning speed.

Luo Yuwei: ... Damn, I still want to vomit, so I am motion sick QAQ

When they entered Hangzhou, Luo Yuwei was already so groggy that he was about to vomit.Xiao Jiao stopped her horse and looked at the tall platform in front of her, and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Luo Yuwei nestled in her arms, without any turmoil in her mind, looking at the singing and dancing above, hesitantly said, "Maybe it's a competition or something?"

Xiao Jiao nodded, and rode the horse all the way to find the inn before coming down, "Let's go, go in and rest after driving for a day."

Luo Yuwei's eyes lit up, rest = take a bath = was beaten to death = mission completed = get up~!

With such a stroke of the equation, her spirit also came, and she quickly dismounted and ran in with Xiao Jiao.

"Xiao Er, two side dishes and two soups." Xiao Jiao greeted Xiao Er while sitting on the window seat.

Luo Yuwei: ...can we take a shower before eating? QAQ

Thinking so in her heart, she obediently sat across from Xiao Jiao and waited for the food to arrive. Seriously, she was about to starve to death, _(:з」∠)_, her hands and feet were so hungry, okay!

The ancient meals had no oil or salt, but Luo Yuwei was too hungry to care about them when they were on the table. After eating two steamed buns and drinking a bowl of soup, his stomach felt less empty.

As soon as she raised her head and met Xiao Jiao's smiling eyes, she couldn't figure it out for a moment, "Miss?"

Xiao Jiao shook her head, "It's nothing, it's just that your food is delicious."

Luo Yuwei smiled shyly, it was not just one person who said that she ate deliciously, she also ate deliciously.

After eating, Xiao Jiao was about to get up, but a drunk strong man ran over recklessly, "Hey, where is the beautiful little lady, let me kiss you!"

Xiao Jiao looked at his outstretched hand, and kicked it without any hesitation.Then Luo Yuwei saw the 1.8-meter strong man flying out ten meters away and hitting the wall unconscious.

Luo Yuwei: ... No wonder Xiao Kai is not worried about her coming out to save people alone.

Onlookers: Such a brutal kick [shaking]

After Xiao Jiao finished kicking, she took out a handkerchief to wipe her hands calmly, and said to Luo Yu, "Go and pay the bill, let's continue on our way."

Luo Yuwei: "...Yes."

At this moment, how much she wanted to pinch Xiao Jiao's neck and force her to go upstairs to take a bath, hurry up, your sister, hurry up! !You are in such a hurry to reincarnate! ! !

After paying the bill with a bitter face, Luo Yuwei nestled in Xiao Jiao's arms to enjoy the fast-paced sexiness.

Digestive exercise after a meal is to ride a horse on the road, Luo Yuwei feels that she will get gallstones after playing like this_(:з」∠)_However, Xiao Jiao doesn't feel it at all, she almost drove the road for four or five hours Tired the horse to death.

It was God who stopped Xiao Jiao's act of mutual anger, because...it was dark.

"Since it's so late, let's spend the night in the wild first." Xiao Jiao dismounted calmly, took out the stiff steamed buns and water and handed them to Luo Yuwei, "It's been a bit hard outside, so bear with it .”

Luo Yuwei: "...No, I don't think it's hard work for this servant, but I've wronged you, Miss."

Saying something against her will, her heart is roaring, I am working hard, take a shower and let me go TUT

Seeing her like this, Xiao Jiao softened her expression unconsciously.Although this servant girl was a bit coquettish, she never complained along the way, and instead thought of her, she is a silly girl.

"Eat, we won't work so hard tomorrow." Xiao Jiao softly comforted her by touching her head.

... Can you take a shower tomorrow dear?

After eating the hard steamed buns, the two fell asleep in this wilderness.Luo Yuwei wasn't worried at all, with Xiao Jiao as a humanoid weapon, she wasn't afraid at all.

"Oh—" A wolf howl in the middle of the night disturbed Luo Yuwei's dream, she opened her eyes in a daze, and saw a pair of green eyes not far away, the chrysanthemum couldn't help but tighten.

"Miss……"

Xiao Jiao also woke up, and calmly comforted her, "Don't be afraid, it's just a beast."

Okay, you hang on...Luo Yu took it lightly, and then suddenly remembered, speaking of animals, where is my animal?System, where is my 404?

[System: You're sleeping soundly, hurry up and die in Xiao Jiao's hands and complete the task, don't worry about it. 】

[Nima...]

When Luo Yuwei and the system sparred, Xiao Jiao had already slaughtered the wolf, "Wei'er, go to sleep, let's eat roasted wolf legs tomorrow morning."

Luo Yuwei: "...Miss is so handsome!"

Xiao Jiao pursed her lips and smiled, "Silly girl."

Luo Yuwei's heart skipped a beat with the indescribable pampering feeling of that silly girl, A Yuan used to call her that often.

The next day, after another day of driving, Xiao Jiao finally took a shower when Luo Yuwei felt that life was hopeless and that if she couldn't complete the task, I might as well commit suicide! !

Luo Yu was slightly touched with tears in her eyes. Looking at the naked beauty inside the wooden barrel, she... She put on a night clothes, covered her face and rushed in, "Die!"

Looking at the masked man rushing towards him, Xiao Jiao stared at her with a stern look and then slapped her. With a sound of "Crack", Luo Yuwei severed the pain nerves and could only judge by the sound, the bones were probably shattered into powder QAQ

Looking at the masked man lying on the ground, Xiao Jiao snorted coldly and pulled her veil off, but when she saw Luo Yuwei's face, her face instantly turned pale, "...Wei'er, why you!"

The author has something to say: Is the third update done? = 3 = Finally finished writing QAQ, I am exhausted, love you all (╯3╰)