Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

Wusu Town is small in scale, but the location is very prosperous, and there is an endless stream of passers-by, and most of them are from the Wulin.

The woman in red was dragging her horse along the market, and a strong smell of meat awakened her stomach. Following the scent, she walked all the way to the door of a steamed stuffed bun shop and saw a middle-aged woman busy selling steamed stuffed buns inside.

"Auntie, here are six meat buns." Going forward to hand the money to the bun shop owner, the woman in red swallowed in her heart and said.

The aunt raised her head and looked at the woman's thin body, she was speechless for a while, "Girl, my steamed stuffed bun is very big, can you eat all six?"

"When I'm done eating, I usually eat twelve buns." The woman in red replied very calmly.

The aunt took the money without saying a word, lowered her head and put the buns on the plate and handed them to the woman, thinking to herself: Yes, yes, you can eat at least a dozen steamed buns, not to mention the meat buns... …

The woman took the plate and sat in the room to eat. Auntie... No, Luo Yuwei continued to sell buns nimbly while thinking about how she would die this time.

[System: The new task has been triggered, please complete the task and ask the heroine to eat a hundred meat buns made by players, and then tell the heroine that the buns she ate were filled with human meat, and she was killed by the heroine. 】

[One hundred... buns stuffed with human flesh... I have a hunch that I will die in an ugly way. 】

[System: Players please come on GOGOGO! 】

【QNMLGBD...】

When Luo Yuwei was fighting with the system, Xiao Jiao had already finished eating six meat buns and came out lightly.

Luo Yuwei: ...the person ran away, how to break it?

Xiao Jiao, who rode on the horse and continued on her way, didn't know Luo Yuwei's entanglement. She was still thinking about the taste of that bun.Xiao Jiao secretly regretted it.

So when she passed by the new town the next day, she couldn't help looking at the steamed stuffed bun shop not far away, wondering if there would be a chain store for steamed stuffed buns that taste so good?

No, what is a chain store?Xiao Jiao was very puzzled by the new vocabulary that suddenly popped up in her mind.

"Daughter, do you want to eat buns?"

Walking to the door of the steamed stuffed bun shop, Xiao Jiao heard a hoarse but very enthusiastic greeting from an aunt.

The smell...it's really similar to the previous one.Xiao Jiao thought.

The enthusiasm of Luo Yu's smile is also thinking about how many meat buns will you eat this time, sister?Is twelve enough?

"Yes, auntie, bring me 24 meat buns." Xiao Jiao took out the money and handed it to Luo Yuwei.

Luo Yuwei was dumbfounded: "... Big girl, can you finish eating?"

Xiao Jiaodan was calm and composed: "I'll save a few to eat on the way."

Luo Yuwei: ...Actually, you don't need to eat on the way, we will see you in the next town!

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Xiao Jiao took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun this time, and said with emotion, "Auntie, your steamed stuffed bun tastes similar to that bun shop in Wusu Town."

"The one with the red canvas, right? That's my old sister's." Luo Yuwei was very calm as her old sister, and in order to fit her image as an aunt, she continued, "Daughter, you are so handsome. How old is this year, is there any engagement?"

"No... I just arrived at Biyu Nianhua, auntie, I'm full and I have to leave beforehand!" Seeing Luo Yuwei's eyes light up, Xiao Jiao knew it was wrong, so she quickly picked up her bag and planned to run away.

"Hey girl, what are you doing running so fast?" Luo Yu cried regretfully.

"Touch!" The sound of the door being kicked away.

Xiao Jiao who was about to run out & Luo Yuwei who looked regretful: "..."

Several strong men ran into the house and went straight to surround Luo Yuwei. One of the men asked harshly, "Are you Fang Daqiao?"

Luo Yuwei choked on the name, rolled her eyes in her heart and scolded the system for cheating, what kind of crappy name is this!

"I am...Masters, are you going to buy steamed buns?" Luo Yu replied in a low voice with a look of fear and sincerity.

"Take it away!" The man waved his hand, and several strong men were about to take Luo Yuwei away.

"Help!!" Luo Yuwei screamed immediately, and looked at Xiao Jiao, who was ignored, with pleading eyes. God knows how she would complete the task if she was captured!

When Xiao Jiao's figure moved, no one could react, and the strong men fell to the ground and could only moan helplessly, "Oh, it hurts to death..."

Luo Yuwei saw the opportunity and immediately ran behind Xiao Jiao to wave the flag and shout, "Young lady is mighty, big girl, you are so handsome!"

Xiao Jiao turned around in a daze, "What does handsome mean?"

Luo Yuwei: ... handsome, how do I explain this_(:з」∠)_

Fortunately, the man who fell to the ground rescued her, "Who are you?! How dare you obstruct my Guangxiongmen from doing things!"

Luo Yuwei: ...It really looks like a bear.

Xiao Jiao frowned slightly, "Who are you, why do you want to arrest Auntie?"

The man stood up with difficulty, his face livid and unbelievable, "What are you arresting her for? Our sect master has taken a fancy to her skill in making steamed buns, and wants her to make steamed buns for me. Who knows that you are not only ungrateful but also... Still..." The man looked at the brothers on the ground, and he couldn't "return", it was too embarrassing!

The corners of Luo Yuwei's mouth twitched, "You will take me away as soon as you come up, don't say anything, I know what you want to do?" She looked at Xiao Jiao in front of her and said, "Besides, I don't want to go to you What about Xiongmen, I’m fine here!”

[System: ... Player, you are not a real aunt, calm down! !It's really scary for you to bite one by one! 】

[Big girl, you are so frightening, why can't I understand? 】Luo Yuwei said that he was too deeply involved in the drama, and he deeply felt that being able to respond to the system is really not too exciting!

Gou Xiongmen walked away resentfully, leaving a vicious look in his eyes before leaving.Luo Yuwei shivered intentionally following that gaze, and said in a trembling voice, "Daughter, will this group of people come back?"

Xiao Jiao also felt that this group of people would not let Auntie go easily, if she left now, she would hurt others, but if she didn't leave...she was really anxious to save her brother!

"Auntie, why don't I take you to your sister's place? It's really not suitable to live here any longer."

"Then big girl, send me to Ji'an Town, I still have some relatives there." Luo Yuwei will never go to Wusu Town even if she dies, she joked that the younger sister is herself, and if she goes there, she will be exposed!

After the two made an agreement, Luo Yuwei simply packed up the package and set out on the road. In the package, there were only a few silver taels and dozens of meat buns left, the most important thing was the meat buns!That is the key to completing the mission!

Sleeping in the wild at night, there are so many mosquitoes in summer, the two of them couldn't sleep after eating buns.

"Hiss..." Xiao Jiao touched the bitten bag in her hand and lightly pressed it, immediately itching all over her body.

"Apply some potion." Luo Yuwei couldn't help but chuckle when she saw the little girl's posture that she rarely showed, and said dotingly as she handed over the white porcelain bottle.

"Oh...thank you, thank you, auntie." Xiao Jiao couldn't help but her heart skipped a beat when she touched her star-like eyes, she lowered her head to take the porcelain bottle and answered absent-mindedly, cursing herself for being possessed.Even an aunt in her 40s can feel that way, but... Xiao Jiao just touched her eyes and couldn't help but forget her old face. At that moment she...

Seeing that she was absent-minded, Luo Yuwei didn't care, and just lay beside her and closed her eyes to rest.

After driving for three days, I finally arrived at Ji'an Town. Luo Yuwei watched Xiao Jiao's leaving back with sadness on his face. Sister, you only know that there are [-] buns, and there are still [-] meat buns left. Can I go again? TUT

[System, what should we do now? 】

[System: Players, don't worry, we should go to the Devil's Cult next, Xiao Jiao will also go to the Demon's Cult soon, you can continue to feed the human flesh buns there. 】

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The main hall was brightly lit, and there were crowds of people singing and dancing in the middle of the stage, but these crowds secretly looked at the man in the first seat from time to time, and their movements were even more cautious for fear of causing disaster.

The man in the first seat was wearing a long black gown, and his casual eyes glanced around, causing everyone to tremble slightly.His handsome face has six points of evil, three points of murderousness and a trace of laziness.

He took a bite of the steamed stuffed bun in his hand, and just when he was feeling bored, there was a new dance on the stage. One after another, beauties in white came in and danced with water snake waists, and surrounded by them was a woman in red.

The figure of the woman in red was a little immature, but her appearance was better than all the people present, especially her kind of charm that did not seem to be deliberately and naturally attracted everyone's soul.

"Oh? He looks good." The man in Xuan Yi became interested, staring at the woman's dance intently.

Just when everyone was fascinated, the woman in red suddenly flew over and hit the man in the first seat.

"Master!" Everyone stood up and screamed.

The leader of the Demon Cult was not a vegetarian either, he threw the bun in his hand to interrupt Xiao Jiao's attack, and then hit back with a backhand.

Luo Yuwei, who was peeping from a distance: ...Take the steamed stuffed bun as a murder weapon, do you still have your integrity, the leader?

Xiao Jiao, who was blowing the steamed stuffed bun, was also thinking...why is the smell of this steamed stuffed bun so familiar?

The two of them had a crackling fight, but no winner could be determined. On the contrary, a guard who wanted to help the leader was slapped into the ground by Xiao Jiao, and he was dying.

"Who the hell are you?" The demon cult leader looked at her with more interest in his eyes.

"Xiao Jiao of Tianying Gate, you arrested my elder brother a few days ago, I came to rescue him!" Xiao Jiao snorted coldly, not hiding her purpose at all.

"Want to save brother? Yes, as long as you agree to be my concubine, I can let him go." Demon Cult leader said arrogantly.

[Hehe, this SB doesn't look pleasing to the eye. 】

[System: For sure, because this guy is the male lead. In the original novel, he caught Xiao Jiao and took her as his concubine, and then he had a sadomasochistic relationship, you know~]

[I'm so crazy! ! 】

Xiao Jiao and the leader of the Demon Cult fought again after a disagreement. Seeing that Xiao Jiao was gradually losing ground, Luo Yuwei could no longer watch, but she herself was a weak chicken, and her teammate was a pig, so she had to ask the system for help.

[System system, hurry up, give me a hangup, or is Jiaomeizi going to take a break! ! 】

[System: ... Hey, players, please don't talk about opening cheats so confidently, that's wrong. 】

[Will you open it? 】

[System: No such authority,]

[Hehe, then watching Xiao Jiao being abused? 】

[System: Of course not, you can choose the mall to exchange for something~]

[Nimma... What kind of cheating function is going to come out! 】

[System: Players are asked to silently recite 123 Romance Mall~]

Rolling her eyes, Luo Yuwei had no choice but to recite "123 Romance Mall" silently, and a big screen appeared in front of her eyes instantly.

Practice Cheats: 998 Spirit Coins Martial Arts Cheats: 886 Spirit Coins Excalibur: 666 Spirit Coins

Luo Yuwei took a look at her belongings: 10 spirit coins == what can I buy for paralysis?

[System: Don't be discouraged, players, take a look at this, it's very suitable for your requirements~]

What appeared on the screen was: Cheats: I am a nanny My best skill: Increase the target's HP by 30.00% and attack power by 10% [upgradeable] Price: [-] spirit coins

Paralysis...the name is so shameful! !Luo Yuwei bought the cheat book helplessly while running away, and quickly clicked to learn.

Seeing that Xiao Jiao was seriously injured and was about to be caught, Luo Yuwei quickly ran into the hall and clicked to use: I am a nanny and I am the best, next moment...

Everyone saw an unattractive aunt in her 40s running in, still standing in the middle of the hall, bouncing and singing: "You are my little one, Little Apple doesn't mind how much I love you, little red face Warm my heart and light up my life fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire you are my little apple is like the most beautiful cloud in the sky

While singing, the aunt also sent a turquoise light towards Xiao Jiao, and Xiao Jiao felt full of strength in an instant, and the small universe burst out "shua shua" and knocked down everyone.

Luo Yuwei looked expressionlessly at the body that was out of his control and was still singing Little Apple hard, repeating "Huo Huo Huo Huo Huo" in his head, tears streaming down his eyes, if the lacrimal glands were more developed , she believed that she could shed an Aegean Sea with her tears! ! !

Having regained control of her body, Luo Yuwei looked at the complicated eyes of everyone and felt very *, she just wanted to die...

Xiao Jiao finished reading the aunt with a complicated expression, turned around and grabbed the leader of the Demon Cult and walked over with a punch, there was a "boom"... the leader's handsome face sunken... Luo Yuwei immediately covered her eyes and couldn't bear to look directly.

"Say, where is my brother locked up by you?!"

The leader of the Demon Cult was beaten to death long ago, and a man dressed as a guard next to him said tremblingly, "I...I know, I will take you there, the hero, please forgive me!" He knelt on the ground and kowtowed .

"lead the way!"

Xiao Jiao's brother was imprisoned in the dungeon, he didn't have a trace of filth on his body, but he seemed to be in good spirits, and he waved his hand with great interest when he saw Xiao Jiao, "Oh, sister, you are here to save brother. "

Xiao Jiao stepped forward with a blank expression and broke the iron pillars of the prison, walked in and punched her brother in the face, "Do you know how much I have suffered for saving you?"

"Touch!" "You motherfucker is quite comfortable!"

"Touch!" "Do you dare to call yourself a big brother with this attitude?"

"Bump!" "Bump!" "Bump!"

Luo Yu turned her head slightly and stopped looking at the punching to the flesh over there, and was silently bullied N+1 times in her heart, this girl turned out to be a violent girl! !

Xiao Jiao felt relieved after beating up her brother, and then she remembered Luo Yuwei who was watching, she put down her rag doll-like brother and ran to Luo Yuwei, her cheeks were slightly red for some reason, "Auntie, I didn't expect to see you again It's your turn, and you saved me."

Luo Yuwei looked at Xiao Jiao, who was the youngest daughter, and recalled the violent girl just now, her heart trembled, and she thought that completing the task quickly was the right thing to do!

She handed Xiao Jiao all the big bag of buns in her arms, "Eat these, I have a secret to tell you."

Seeing the serious expression on the aunt's face, Xiao Jiao felt a little apprehensive when she took the bag of steamed stuffed buns, but she still obediently ate them.

When Xiao Jiao finished eating thirty steamed buns, she couldn't move anymore, "Auntie, I, I'm done."

Luo Yuwei looked at this girl's soft and cute appearance, and her heart became even more sad, and she was even more troubled thinking that she was about to stab her heart again.

"Big girl... Actually, the buns you eat are all made of human flesh." After Luo Yuwei finished speaking, she turned her head away, not daring to look at Xiao Jiao's miserable situation again.

Xiao Jiao moved her lips and didn't immediately understand what she meant. It took a while for her to understand, and she was stunned, "I...vomit!"

Looking at Xiao Jiao who kept retching, Luo Yuwei also felt very guilty, all this is the fault of the system!

"Aunt...why, why are you doing this to me!" Xiao Jiao's voice was crying, looking at Luo Yuwei as if she was looking at a heartbroken man.

... Sister, you killed me, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Luo Yuwei went berserk!

"Death to the evildoer!" The leader of the Demon Cult appeared out of nowhere and rushed towards Xiao Jiao. Xiao Jiao quickly moved aside and slapped her with unparalleled anger.

Seeing this, Luo Yuwei immediately threw herself in front of her palm, and took the blow happily.

And then...then Luo Yuwei's soul floating in the air watched his body being beaten into ashes, and when the wind blew...the ashes disappeared.

Well, even the cremation was saved.

The author has something to say: I have been working overtime these days, from 7:07 am to 30:3 pm every day. I am so tired that I have not updated it. Thank you for your perseverance =3= This chapter is relatively fat, and every chapter in the future They will probably be so fat, everyone =[-]=