Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

At night, Wusu Town is brightly lit, and the lower part of the small building is crowded with spectators, all because of a woman sitting upstairs.Her wedding dress brightly lit up the night like a fire, and the red hijab covered her face but left passers-by with a half-hidden beauty of holding a pipa.

Thanks to the red hijab, the woman's ugly face was covered.Luo Yu was so angry that she gritted her teeth. The last second her body was beaten to ashes, and before her emotions were brewed, she put on the wedding dress, threw it, embroidered it, balled it, recruited it, and kissed it! !Can you understand that cheating feeling system? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

[System: Congratulations to the player for triggering the mission: Encountered the mission target - was crushed to death by the mission target, please cheer up~]

Luo Yuwei's face turned green, so this time she will end up being crushed to death?I think that one death is worse than the last. Do you want me to be quartered by five horses next time?

She was about to scold the system for cheating, but she had to suppress her anger when she thought of an important question, 【System, I remember when you said that you would let me see A Yuan after the world was completed. 】

[System: The player also remembers that the mission is completed →_→ your mission is not completed! 】

【Ha ha. 】

[System: Player calm down~ Don't worry, you can see your lover after you finish all the punishment tasks, the system won't be a donkey to you, Allah Allah~]

【……Who are you?You are definitely not the previous system! 】

[System: I was discovered so soon~ 0.0 Aunt Xue has something to do, so let me take care of her for a few days, so please take care of me in the future~]

[Aunt Xue... Forget it! 】Luo Yuwei was silent.

"Miss, it's time to throw the hydrangea." The nanny beside her reminded softly.

Luo Yu gave a slight "oh", took the hydrangea and threw it up casually, anyway, she couldn't see how love was falling.

at the same time:

Xiao Jiao and her elder brother Xiao Rui left the Demon Cult to go home. It was getting late when they passed by Wusu Town, so the two decided to stay here for one night.Thinking that her aunt's sister was also in Wusu Town, Xiao Jiao's mood was rather complicated.

She didn't know how she offended her aunt, who was very gentle to her one moment and even saved her, and then told her that those delicious buns were... Thinking of this, Xiao Jiao felt her stomach start to churn again.

"What are you doing over there?" Xiao Rui was not at all surprised by his sister throwing up from time to time, on the contrary, he sympathized with her!The steamed stuffed bun smelled so delicious one moment, but was told it was made of human flesh the next moment... Sister, you have worked hard.

"What are they looking at?" Xiao Jiao wiped the corner of her mouth and looked over there, the girl's curious nature made her get closer and closer.

"bump!"

As soon as she reached the destination, the hydrangea suddenly flew over from there and fell into Xiao Jiao's arms.

The butler, who is hosting the meeting for recruiting relatives and feels a lot of pressure, said:  …

The nanny who wholeheartedly hoped that the lady would find a suitable husband said: ...

The servants and maids said:  …

Passers-by said:  …

Xiao Rui said: ...

Xiao Jiao looked left and right in a daze, with a big question mark on her head, she didn't know what was going on.

Passerby A couldn't believe it: "A hydrangea was received by a woman, it doesn't count!"

His words interrupted the shocked crowd, passers-by BCDE agreed one after another, even the housekeeper couldn't help nodding his head in agreement, God knows if he finds a husband-in-law for the young lady, will he be beaten to death by the master!

Xiao Jiao was still in a daze, "What is this mess?" She had never gone out alone, so naturally she knew nothing about these things.

"Why don't I have such luck, this hydrangea doesn't have eyes!" Xiao Rui was heartbroken.

"Brother, what's going on?" Xiao Jiao turned to look at her brother.

"Sister, it's useless if you want this hydrangea, give it to your brother and me." Looking at the exquisite bride in the attic, Xiao Rui felt even more that God is short-sighted.

"Brother, what do you want the hydrangea for?" Xiao Jiao didn't understand.

"Of course it's used to marry that beautiful wife upstairs!" Xiao Rui said confidently.

"Don't you like men?" Xiao Jiao was even more confused. Isn't her brother only interested in men?

Xiao Rui was so choked, he opened his mouth and retorted, "I like both men and women!"

Passer-by ABCDE suddenly tightened his ass, and backed up again and again: So this guy is so Longyang!

Xiao Rui was annoyed by a few teasers, no matter how hungry the old man is, he can't fall in love with you, okay?

Luo Yuwei lifted the red hijab when she heard the movement, and looked down to meet the dazed Xiao Jiao.

...the eyes are so familiar.Xiao Jiao thought.

... Nima, can I smash her into meatloaf?Luo Yu thought bitterly.

But thinking about it, in order to complete the task as soon as possible, Luo Yuwei ran downstairs in a flash, and when the nanny and maid found out, she was almost downstairs.

"Miss! What are you doing, miss!" The nanny was terrified.

"You are my future husband?" Luo Yuwei's red dress was rustled by the wind, the red tassels on her head swayed gently with her movements, her beautiful face was full of shyness and unconcealment of a girl With a sense of anticipation, a pair of starry eyes stared at Xiao Jiao... and the hydrangea in her hand, as if seeing an infinitely beautiful future.

Xiao Jiao frowned: "I am a woman, how could I be your husband?"

Luo Yuwei's figure swayed for a while, looking very shocked, "But...you took my hydrangea. The person who takes the hydrangea is my future husband...don't you want to marry me?"

Xiao Jiao's mind went blank, and countless thoughts turned in her mind for a few times before she finally understood. She "touched" the hydrangea and threw it out, waving her hands again and again, "The ball fell into my arms by myself, I really Didn't pick it up on purpose!"

Luo Yuwei's face was pale, her figure was on the verge of falling, but she refused to fall down, "That's right... I'm not good enough for you... I don't blame you..." Before she finished speaking, she took three steps and two steps Jumped to the edge of a small river a few meters away.

"What's the matter!" Xiao Jiao was stunned.

"What are you doing, you bastard? Hurry up and save Miss!" the butler roared anxiously as he looked at the rippling river.

Several servants jumped down to search for people, but they couldn't find anyone. In the end, Xiao Jiao rescued the dying Luo Yuwei.Luo Yuwei cut off the pain nerves and didn't feel the joy of being submerged at all, lying down with her eyes closed was uncomfortable, and continued to pretend to be dead after being rescued.

Pretending to be... and fell asleep. _(:з」∠)_

The next day Luo Yu opened his eyes slightly and saw the bright red curtains, and the sheets and quilts under him were also all red, including the whole room in a beaming look, with a few happy words pasted on the windows.

"Miss, you're awake!" The servant girl ran over and looked at Luo Yuwei tearfully.

"Where am I?" Luo Yuwei felt his head hurt a little.

"Miss, this is your boudoir!" The servant girl looked at her in horror. Is my lady suffering from hysteria?Or... the water in the head makes people stupid?

"...I know it's my boudoir, but I'm asking what's going on with the big red curtain." Luo Yuwei looked at her expressionlessly, and the guy's eyes were shining brightly, "Miss, your head is flooded! "It's unbearable!

"Because you are getting married, this place will naturally be decorated as a wedding room." The servant girl said as a matter of course.

Luo Yuwei was very pleasantly surprised, "That person promised to marry me yesterday?"

Maid: "...No, the master said that he would marry the young lady to Lord Liu's son." What she didn't say was that the old lady suspected that the young lady had a problem with her head and wanted to marry a woman, so he decided to marry the young lady as soon as possible... So he casually One of the proposers was chosen.

Luo Yuwei's face turned green again, "Where was that person yesterday?"

"The man left after saving Miss." The servant girl wept silently in her heart, Master, you are right, there is really something wrong with Miss's head! !

"Get dressed for me and take me to find her!" Luo Yuwei roared in her heart, Thomas wants to run?no way! !

"...Miss, you," the servant girl wanted to dissuade her, but she was scared by Luo Yuwei's murderous eyes and dared not say any more. She changed Luo Yuwei's clothes tremblingly, and then led others to hunt down the heartbroken Xiao Jiao. .

"Knock down."

There was a knock on the door, Xiao Jiao happened to have just done her hair, she couldn't help but be surprised who knocked on the door so early, "Please come in."

"Why is it you?" Xiao Jiao frowned, did this young lady really fall for her?

"My father said that you don't want me, so you want to marry me to a local rascal." Luo Yu said quietly, looking at Xiao Jiao resentfully as if she was looking at a heartless man.

Maid: ...Miss QAQ, you are talking nonsense!That's not what the master said!

"How could this be?" Xiao Jiao couldn't believe it, "How could there be such a father?"

Luo Yu whispered nonsense, "Why not! My father even asked me to throw a hydrangea ball to recruit relatives, what's the point of marrying a local ruffian!" After finishing speaking, he burst into tears.

Xiao Jiao felt a little guilty when she cried, "Don't be too sad, alas! It's all my fault, if I didn't catch that hydrangea, you wouldn't..."

Luo Yuwei suddenly stepped forward and grabbed her hand, and said excitedly, "Take me away, take me away from here, and you'll save me! As long as I escape from here, we will have nothing to do with each other, and I will never No more pestering you!"

"Ah?" Xiao Jiao was stunned, "You want to run away from marriage?"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" It's better to die!" As he said that, he made a gesture to hit the wall.

"Don't!" Xiao Jiao was terrified by her stance of committing suicide when she said she would kill herself, with a helpless expression on her face, "Can't I promise you? Don't look for life and death all day long."

"Women..." Luo Yuwei looked at her with tears in her eyes, "Thank you for saving me!"

"No, you're welcome." Xiao Jiao twitched her lips.

Maid: ...QAQ Ni Meng ignores me!

Maybe Luo Yuwei discovered the maid's resentment, she suddenly turned her head to look at the little maid, "Heroine, knock her out, she belongs to my father!"

"No! Miss!" The servant girl wanted to run in a panic, but suddenly her eyes darkened, and she passed out.

Xiao Jiao looked at the little maid lying on the ground, and then at her own hands that were a little tangled, "...Why did I hear a click, wouldn't it break someone's neck?"

Luo Yuwei looked at the unconscious little maid and said with a dry smile: "...Probably not, haha." She really wasn't sure, especially when she suffered a fracture all over her body when she was beaten by Xiao Jiao once, and when she was beaten directly once. Ashes and ashes disappeared... She has a deep understanding of Xiao Jiao's violence!

"By the way, you said this servant girl belonged to your father? Why did your father's concubine serve as your servant girl? In order to keep an eye on you?" Xiao Jiao looked at Luo Yuwei curiously.

Luo Yuwei: ...I think our thinking is not on the same frequency.What kind of mess is that concubine? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

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