Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

[Now, what do you say?Continue to do the mission of throwing the hydrangea?Anyway, I'm sure I'll make a quick lunch, it doesn't matter. 】Luo Yuwei's soul floated in the air and sneered.

[System: QAQ is so cruel! ! ! 】This new system is obviously still a child, so it was frightened by Xiao Jiao.

[What are you going to do, just tell me. 】Luo Yuwei lazily leaned against the wall, unmoved by it.

[...QAQ I don’t know, I’m just a temporary worker~~~~(>_<)~~~~ Otherwise, you just die? 】The system came up with a whim, 【Isn't it 36 ​​more times to die? Then I'll give you three days. How many times you can die in Xiao Jiao's hands depends on your ability. Let's discuss the rest... how about it? 】

Luo Yu narrowed his eyes slightly, 【Are you sure?Won't go back on your word? 】

[System: No, no, no! !Come on! ! ! ! ] Countless exclamation marks represent the mood of the system at this time.

With the system's words, Luo Yuwei started a suicidal attack on Xiao Jiao like a wild horse with a prolapsed anus...

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Opening his eyes, Luo Yuwei found that he had turned into a man, with a thick waist and a thick back, with a knife in his hand, and a lot of raw meat on the chopping board next to him. Well, this time it was a butcher.

Without even doing psychological training for herself, Luo Yuwei saw Xiao Jiao approaching from a distance, and immediately ran towards that side, shouting: "Surrender to death!!"

Xiao Jiao reacted very quickly, and before Luo Yuwei touched her body, she kicked her. Luo Yuwei's body flew out with the inertia...and hit the ground with a "touch".

_(:з」∠)_But I fell so badly, why am I still alive? Hey, hey, what is the soft thing under my body?Luo Yu looked down slightly... She actually smashed an innocent passerby to death.

Passerby: ...Mom, someone died! !

Xiao Rui: Doesn't the life of cannon fodder count as fate?

Xiao Jiao: ...I really don't know why she fell and killed others

Luo Yuwei... Luo Yuwei's hairs stood on end from being frightened by innocent passers-by who died unrepentantly. She herself had died countless times without feeling it at all, but killing others is really terrifying ahhhhhhhhhh

The physical reaction was greater than anything else, Luo Yuwei jumped up in an instant and overtook Xiaojiao, and was stabbed to death with a "puchi" _(:з」∠)_It turned out that this time to prevent innocent people from being shot again , Xiao Jiao wisely chose to end the butcher with a sword...

The butcher solved it, but Xiao Jiao's life in the next three days was really very unpleasant!She clearly remembered that when she was eating at the inn, the waiter came and attacked her, and she slapped her to death; a playboy ran out of the door, yelling to marry her as a concubine, and slapped her to death. ; While riding on the road, three groups of assassins came out... Xiao Jiao counted, and she killed exactly ten inexplicable people in three days.

Luo Yuwei is also very happy these days, she is as high as eating Xuanmai and can't stop, okay?

But the good times always come to an end, three days have passed, the temporary worker system has left and the original bad system has returned... Luo Yuwei said: Nima...

[System: Players are asked to help Xiao Jiao become the lord of the martial arts. After she succeeded, she died in Xiao Jiao's arms, and said: I am actually Luo Yuwei's younger sister, the second daughter of the woman who fed you human-eating buns. 】

Luo Yuwei: [This amount of information is a bit large... Please let me calm down! 】

Luo Yu was a little confused, first she wanted to get close to Xiao Jiao and help her become the leader of the martial arts, and then there was the cinnabar mole that died in Xiao Jiao's arms and became her heart?And then I will give Xiao Jiao a fatal blow... Said that she is the younger sister of the flower picker servant girl who served Xiao Jiao, that is, Jingcheng's own younger sister... Not only that, this younger sister, myself and the aunt who sells human meat buns are also the mother of the whole family. Three women? !

[System, tell me how much Xiao Jiao owes you, and you want to hurt her like this? 】

[System: A lot of money, you can't afford it~]

【I feel... Xiao Jiao really just fucked with the human flesh buns, and I sympathize with her【Dianwa】】

[System: By the way, your pet has been loaded, and it can follow you to do tasks in the future. 】

404 crying: No! !Don't hand me over to the devil! !

Luo Yuwei hugged the little meow tiger that suddenly appeared in her hand, and the corners of her mouth twitched, but when she thought of having this guy with her, she could also use it to relieve depression when she was depressed, and she immediately felt better.

When she was in a better mood, Luo Yuwei noticed how she was dressed now.Well, it looks like it is only fourteen or fifteen years old, and it looks very cute, especially with a pair of big eyes blinking, very innocent.

Luo Yuwei, who became a loli, was not embarrassed at all, and started chasing Xiao Jiao according to the electronic map given by the system with the package on her back. Things like the lower limit of morality can't be eaten, so why do you want it?

"Big sister in front, big sister, wait for me!" Xiao Jiao stopped in her tracks with a tender and crisp voice, and when she turned her head, she saw a little girl in a pink dress with a double bun, holding a bag in her hand. A white kitten ran towards her.

"Big sister, you are so beautiful!" Luo Yuwei looked at Xiao Jiao innocently, and began to act like a baby shamelessly.

"Is there something wrong?" Xiao Jiao always felt that the little girl was weird.

"Hey, where's the little girl?" Xiao Rui came over and saw Luo Yuwei, seeing her chubby cheeks, he felt itchy in his heart, and squeezed her hands.

"The bad guys go away!" Luo Yuwei opened her hand to save her fair and tender face, and then looked at Xiao Jiao with staring eyes, "Good-hearted big sister, beautiful big sister, her name is Luo Yaoer, this is It’s someone’s pet.” She originally wanted to say 404, but she was afraid that people in ancient times would not understand what 404 is, so she changed it to 404’s name. After all, it’s still a Chinese name, isn’t it?

"Then what?" Xiao Jiao is no longer the innocent girl she was when she just came down the mountain. After going through so many cheating things, she has already become wary of others.

"Then it's..." Luo Yuwei pointed at her, glanced at her secretly and replied in a low voice, "Yao'er and Mao Jinhao are both very hungry, but Yao'er has no money, big sister, can you buy Yao'er a steamed bun?" Do you want to eat?"

Xiao Jiao was still suspicious of the girl's intentions, but when she saw her helpless eyes and anxious words, her heart suddenly softened.

"Are you just hungry? Then sister will take you to dinner." Her voice softened, as if she was afraid of scaring the child.

Xiao Rui looked at the two people who ignored her and gradually walked away, crying silently.always like this! !The great god before wanted that Mei Xiaxian, but now this Luo Yaoer!As soon as her sister meets a woman, she starts to ignore him as a big brother. QAQ is so tiring. I feel that if I don't find a man to love, I really can't love!

"Eat slowly, don't choke." Looking at the two children who were feasting and torturing, Xiao Jiao felt more and more pitiful for these two children.She took Luo Yaoer to a noodle stall, she was hesitant to see if Luo Yaoer had other plans, but watching the two of them eat bowl after bowl, it was like starving for ten days After eight days, Xiao Jiao no longer doubted anything.

Luo Yuwei is suffering in her heart!In order to find Xiao Jiao, she and 404 have gone through untold hardships. The worst thing is that she has no money!Three days · I was hungry for three days! 404 was so hungry that she didn't even have the energy to run by herself, she was so hungry that she wished she could catch a living person and eat them twice.

Of course, she didn't gnaw on a living person... After she was extremely hungry, she gnawed a mouthful of 404 in a daze, and there are still tooth marks on 404's paws!

404 is also suffering!Since she followed this master, she hasn't had a good life, and she has been bullied!Thinking of her generation of tiger queens, her lifelong goal is to rule the world and make stupid humans bow down to her under Bai Nennen's paws!But he accidentally fell into the trap of humans and became the pet of the humans he despises the most, how could he cultivate it!

That's fine, the worst thing is that she smelled blood that day and couldn't help but get close to that idiot, and in the end... she got sprayed all over the face of her aunt! !Big Aunt Mom! !My heart is full, I am so happy, I am going to jump the Huangpu River!

But the bad luck not only didn't end but even just started!She was actually forced by that human to eat ten pieces of meat floss cakes!Salty, salty, salty, Luo Yuwei, you bastard is really salty! !Sweet Party Tiger King, I am at odds with you! !

Then, after Tiger King, who was resting in the pet space, was released... she was f*cking hungry for three days! ! ! TUT In fact, this tiger king is not hungry, and he can live by eating some blood every month... However, the SB system said that this tiger king must share the joys and sorrows with the owner, so he was given a black hole stomach by 404... [Candle 】

One person and one tiger were almost starved to starvation, and they started to eat desperately while sitting on the stall.One bowl, two bowls, three bowls... Ten bowls, eleven bowls, twelve bowls... Thirty bowls, 31 bowls...

"Are you full?" Xiao Jiao looked at this person with a strange face, and looked at the bowls on the table, she was a little frightened.

Luo Yu nodded slightly, stroking his belly that was about to burst, 404 shook his head, and patted the bowl to express that he still wanted to eat.

"Aren't you full? Boss, ten more bowls!" Xiao Jiao looked at the distraught little cat, and then shouted at the busy boss inside.

The boss ran out, looked at the stacks of bowls that looked like tall buildings, and sighed, "Guest officer, you have eaten all the pasta in our shop."

Xiao Jiao: ... ∑(°△°|||)

Luo Yuwei: (⊙o⊙)

404: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I'm not full yet!

Xiao Jiao looked at the hungry and writhing torture, she was silent for a while and said, "How about we go to the next stall and continue eating?"

Luo Yu supported her forehead slightly, "It's too troublesome, I'd better buy her dozens of meat buns to eat."

"vomit!!!"

Luo Yu looked at Xiao Jiao, who was throwing up in the conditional launch, and slapped herself hard in her heart, calling you cheap!Tell you to mention meat buns again!

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