Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

After eating, Xiao Jiao had a little tail beside her. Luo Yuwei said that she didn't talk about the task, and she had to follow desperately just for the long-term meal ticket! !

Xiao Jiao didn't mention the vomiting, and Luo Yuwei didn't dare to ask, so she just pretended to be stupid and fooled it, but I don't know how complicated Xiao Jiao's heart will be.

"Why is this little girl still following you?" When Xiao Rui went back to the inn to find his younger sister, he saw the little girl who was so mean to him, and thought to himself, how could my younger sister still pick up a girl every two days?

"She said she didn't have any money, and she came out to find a mother. I thought she was pitiful, so I agreed that she would follow us." Xiao Jiao replied indifferently, and then added after a pause, "What she means is that her mother is also a martial artist. People, it just so happens that tomorrow is the martial arts conference, maybe we will meet."

Xiao Rui pouted, and squinted at Luo Yuwei disapprovingly. When did his sister meet someone who didn't have a tragic life experience?But which time did it end well?Forget it, if she is soft-hearted, let her be soft-hearted. As an older brother, he will help her to watch over her.

Luo Yuwei didn't feel comfortable being glanced at. She turned her back to Xiao Jiao and then tickled Xiao Rui with her little finger, thinking: You gay, come here boldly!

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The martial arts conference is held once every ten years, and the requirements of each competition are based on the topic proposed by the previous martial arts leader, and the final winner is selected as the next leader.

And this year's martial arts leader... is notoriously weird, so the exam questions are definitely one of the most difficult in hundreds of years. This is everyone's mental preparation.

In an extremely wide square, a man dressed in purple stood at the highest point and bent over everyone. His hands were constantly peeling peanut shells, and then quickly ate the peanut kernels inside.I don't know how long I have been doing the repetitive movements until almost everyone in the square has come, and his mouth has finally come in handy for a second purpose besides eating.

"When everyone is here, let's start talking. First of all, tell everyone that the selection criteria for our martial arts leader is BLABLABLABLABLABLLA"

Luo Yuwei: ...In addition to being able to eat, this mouth is also good enough for talking.

He talked a lot, and Luo Yuwei summed it up completely in 22 words, nothing more than: the kitchen under the living room, pretends to be a lady, beats a ruffian!

The man in purple over there also made his final conclusion for his eloquence, "All in all, all in all... the leader of the martial arts must be an all-round talent like Huang Yaoshi!"

Luo Yuwei's eyes brightened and he blurted out, "Our sister Jiaojiao is more versatile than Huang Yaoshi, the leader of the martial arts is none other than sister Jiaojiao!"

Her sonorous voice was full of joy, which immediately shocked everyone present, even Xiao Jiao couldn't help wondering which one she could beat Huang Yaoshi?

"Which one? Tell me." The man in purple said lazily, but the interest in his words couldn't be concealed.

"Have a baby! Huang Yaoshi is a man, so he can't have a baby, but I, Jiaojiao, can! The next martial arts leader can be born by the next leader, and there is no need for any more scheming competitions!"

Luo Yuwei's proud expression made all the female competitors shine, yes yes!Litters can give birth to themselves!The faces of the male competitors are all black, good guys, you are not only thinking about the leader of this year, but also the leader of the next one, right?Will there be a way out for the man!

"Who says men can't do it? Ladies can marry a wife and let the wife give birth to a young leader!" A man immediately retorted.

"There's a big difference between giving birth by yourself and letting your wife give birth!" The women also fought back one after another.

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Looking at the landscape like a vegetable market, the man in purple was not only not annoyed, but smiled. He clapped his hands and said very leisurely, "Everyone, please be quiet, I have prepared the exam questions for everyone."

His voice was filled with inner strength, and it exploded in people's ears like a thunderbolt, deafening everyone, and the time square returned to its previous tranquility.

Looking at the people listening attentively, the man in purple unhurriedly peeled the peanut shells and said, "If you want to talk about the decathlon, you have to compete to know it. In this case, the test questions are naturally piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and the martial arts final is the final. "

Luo Yuwei looked at him talking and stuffing peanuts into his mouth, but he still uttered clearly and couldn't help being curious, but his next sentence drove Luo Yuwei completely crazy.

"Then, today's first competition is Qinyi. There is a toll gate on the right, and you can enter to participate in the competition after paying the fee. Come on everyone~"

Everyone: ...Damn! You need money to death!

"Jiaojiao...your qin skills..." Qin Rui hesitated to speak, but his sister's style of playing the qin was too strange. I still remember that she played a piece of high mountains and flowing water... not much better than playing cotton ==

"No, there is no other way. My father said that the matter of the leader of the martial arts is very important, and I must win this position." Xiao Jiao said seriously, even if this competition is short, she must participate, at worst... At worst, all competitors killed!

[System system, is there a way to make my piano skill full in an instant? 】

Luo Yuwei, helpless, began to seek help from the system, she didn't want the mission to fail!

[System: The store by the clear water lake is crying in the toilet, player, why did you forget the store so quickly. 】

Ignoring the cool voice of the system, Luo Yuwei slapped his head and opened the 123 Romance Store. It is very good that there is a Guqin skill book, and only 3 spirit coins... No!Luo Yu looked up slightly, her account was: 1 spirit coin, nima...

[How did you earn this broken spirit coin? 】

[System: The initial spirit coin is 10, which has been used.After that, every time a song is sung, 0.1-10 spirit coins will be added. 】

Thinking of singing Little Apple that time, Luo Yuwei instantly knelt down.

[Please don't remind me...it's a shame to PLAY!By the way, can Lingcoin be paid in advance? 】

[System: No! 】

Nima...do you want to answer so simply!Luo Yu complained secretly, and kept flipping through the 123 Romance Mall, trying to find a product that was similar to the skill book but cheaper.

Seeing that Xiao Jiao was about to walk in with a determined face, Luo Yuwei suddenly gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, and finally decided to use the most unscrupulous plan!

"Sister Jiaojiao, wait a minute!" Luo Yuwei Erkang stopped Xiao Jiao with his hand, and then said quickly, "I will participate in this competition instead of you!"

"Yao'er...are you okay?" Xiao Jiao was stunned.

Luo Yuwei nodded affirmatively, "I am proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, no problem!"

"Um...then can you play for me?" Xiao Jiao couldn't help being tempted. If she could win, she would naturally not want to kill, but is it really okay to play for me?

"Okay, look there." Xiao Rui gritted his teeth and pointed to a big sign at the toll gate, which read: 10 taels for a registration fee, 100 taels for foreign aid.

"Huo Yuxuan's sect shouldn't be called the Golden Rooster [Torn] Sect, it should be called the Iron Rooster Sect! Not only does it not pull out any hair, but it always pulls off other people's hair!" Xiao Rui pointed at the sign and complained fiercely.

"If you like it, you can naturally change it to Iron Rooster Sect." The purple-clothed man, that is, Huo Yuxuan walked over at some point, and looked at Xiao Rui's answer with a smile.

"...I like that you changed your name to Huo Tieji." Xiao Rui looked at him sincerely and suggested.

Xiao Jiao raised her forehead, it wasn't once or twice that his brother would lose his mind whenever he faced Huo Yuxuan, "Then I will pay the foreign aid fee, and I will leave everything to you!"

Luo Yu nodded solemnly, but her heart was full of emotions, "Don't worry, sister Jiaojiao!"

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"2NO.50!" The boy shouted holding the number plate.

Luo Yuwei thought bitterly, since he participated in this game, he has been hooked with [-], how many times have he been [-]?

"What musical instrument are you planning to use on No. 250? What is this?" The servant pointed to the huge object Luo Yuwei brought and was very surprised.

Luo Yu calmly tapped the black and white keys twice, "This is called a piano."

"...Are you really kidding me?" The boy was confused, and No. 250 told him that this was not a joke with a serious expression, but he had never seen such a big musical instrument in his ten years of learning musical instruments!

"Whether it's true or not, won't everyone know if I play it once?"

The judges whispered to each other and finally reached an agreement, "Then let's play and see."

Luo Yuwei's slender and fair fingers rested on the black and white keyboard and pressed lightly, bursts of melodious tunes came out, and then her vermilion lips parted and slowly sang, "Who brought the ancient call, who left the thousand-year Looking forward to... oh~~ I see mountains and rivers, and mountains and rivers are connected."

The judges who are looking forward to it:………

The boy who was pierced by the magic sound and vomited blood: ...

Other competitors: ... [poof] vomiting blood

Xiao Jiao... had a demented look on her face.

Huo Yuxuan and Xiao Rui were bickering fiercely at first, but Huo Yuxuan choked on his own saliva and Xiao Rui didn't bring it up in one breath and almost recited it.

Luo Yuwei ignored everyone's reaction, she was still immersed in the ocean of music and couldn't extricate herself.

"Alathor~ That's Qing·Tibetan·Gao·Yuan!!!" The voice gradually became louder, especially after singing the word "Yuan" for a long time before stopping, what Luo Yuwei saw when she opened her eyes was a crumbling face full of blood of the people.

She smiled with satisfaction, with a bit of shyness, "I can't sing well, please bear with me." She said and looked at the judges, "What do teachers think of my performance? If it's not good, I can try again Definitely can be better!"

"No!!!" One of the judges screamed, and the other quickly picked up the words, "We think you sing very well, full marks, you are the champion, you are!!"

She won the championship so easily, and naturally there were protests that were not afraid of death, "Singing so badly and still being the champion? How much did you charge her, the judges?"

At that moment...he saw the same meaning in everyone's eyes, "nozuonodiewhyyoutry?"

The next moment... Luo Yuwei turned around to look at him and nodded in agreement, "I also think that I can't perform well, how about I sing it again and see if I have improved."

Before the words were finished, everyone ran towards the door in an instant, and Xiao Jiao was among them.After only Luo Yuwei and the dead man were left in the examination room, Xiao Jiao outside the door heard the familiar "Alathor~ That's Qinghai Tibet Gaoyuan"

"Help! Open the door ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" the dead man tried to escape, but the door has already been locked by troublemakers... So he listened to "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" in the examination room After listening to vomiting blood and passing out of a coma, he survived successfully. 【Candle】

Since then, no one has dared to enter the examination room. It is said that one person passed through this place and heard the shrill howling of ghosts and wolves, singing exactly... "Alathor~ That's Qinghai-Tibet-Gaoyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuanyuan!! !!"

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