Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

People who look more harmless to humans and animals are often the most terrifying existence. ——This sentence has been widely circulated since Luo Yuwei won the first competition, and it spread throughout the entire martial arts world in almost a day: At the martial arts conference, a little loli forced the judges with her magical voice The audience had to give her full marks against their will.

Luo Yuwei heard these rumors when she came to the examination room the next day, she was so innocent, so innocent!Playing the piano and singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" is also a last resort!

123 The musical instruments in the Romance Mall are all one spirit coins, but Luo Yuwei can't play anything except the piano... After thinking about it, she decided to use her tone-deaf voice to force everyone to admit defeat.OK, I'll keep singing!

Of course, this is not the only bet, she and Xiao Jiao also discussed that if this trick fails, they will kill them! ==Yes, Xiao Jiao still didn't give up her original idea...that was before Luo Yuwei opened her mouth.

The first voice that Luo Yuwei uttered at that time... Xiao Jiao knew that they would win_(:з」∠)_Oh my God, ghost crying, wolf howling, magic sound, filling ears, these words seemed pale in front of her voice, only Only those who have heard it know how terrifying the tone is.

With a sweetness in her throat, blood spurted out instantly, Xiao Jiao wisely chose to retreat.It wasn't until she ran far away, until Luo Yu finished howling...she hurried back and pretended that she didn't leave, um...you can't hurt Yaoer's heart, can you?

As soon as she arrived at the examination room today, Luo Yuwei received everyone's hot and strange gazes, and these people would quickly look away when they met her eyes, and the timid ones had already started to tremble.

"Yaoer... don't you want to force the judges to score full marks with your super bad chess skills today?" Xiao Jiao asked uncertainly.

The song of howling ghosts and howling wolves can make the judges give up their integrity, but today's chess game... how to deal with the judges?

"...Sister Jiaojiao, don't worry, my chess skills are actually very high." Luo Yuwei was silent for a minute before she struggled to speak. She had already thought of a solution before she came, but she still felt that Xiaojiao mentioned it. a little shame...

"Okay, I don't worry about you." Xiao Jiao nodded, turned her face to look at her and said seriously, "Don't worry about it, even if it doesn't work, I will be there."

You haven't given up on your plan to kill. == Luo Yu raised her forehead slightly, and she felt that Xiao Jiao's violent nature was getting higher and higher.

The chess competition is a battle between two people. The boy who was not killed yesterday came out and beat the drum, and shouted loudly, "The game—begin!"

Sitting opposite Luo Yuwei was a man dressed as a scholar. His face was pale and his hands were shaking. He had seen this woman's match yesterday... Will this man threaten him with singing today?If she really threatens him like this, even though he is not threatened... a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, let alone that human beings are inherently mortal, or they are heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather. He will die for a greater meaning in order to save his life... …At this time, I was threatened and I had no choice but to admit defeat to ORZ

Naturally, Luo Yuwei didn't know the complex mood of the little brother opposite, she took a deep breath and silently recited the "Chess Master Summoning Card", and the next moment she felt refreshed and even more enlightened.

"Put black first."

Seeing that Luo Yuwei didn't mean to play tricks, the little brother was secretly relieved, but he couldn't help being very surprised by her sudden surge of momentum.

Xiao Jiao, who was watching the game, was also surprised. When Luo Yaoer first sat down, she was still giggling as usual, but she seemed to be a different person the moment she played the chess.Although she is not good at playing chess, her father is extremely fond of Go, so she still understands a little under the influence of her ears and eyes.

Luo Yaoer's performance at this moment is not only comfortable, but also completely crushes the opponent in terms of technique and other things.Xiao Jiao asked herself not only that she couldn't do it, but also that many Go masters might not be able to reach such a level.

"I... lost." In just a moment, the little brother left the pawn and surrendered. He was defeated, convinced of the defeat, and felt ashamed of his stupid speculation just now.He actually judges the heart of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, and still doubts a Go master like this, it is really a waste of reading the books of sages!

Luo Yuwei put down the chess piece in his hand, and there was no wave in his agile eyes at the moment, "Next."

Xiao Jiao frowned, although she didn't get along with Luo Yaoer for a long time, she still knew Luo Yaoer. At this moment, this person...was really not like the usual Luo Yaoer, and she felt too disobedient.There is even a voice in my heart telling her faintly, this is not her, no!

This is indeed not Luo Yuwei, but a trace of the chess master's soul that entered Luo Yuwei's body. [Chess Master Summoning Card]: 3 spirit coins, function introduction: You can summon the Chess Master to bend down once, the summoning time is three hours, and 1 spirit stone can add one hour.

Luo Yuwei's song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" won 3 spirit coins, and he just bought a chess master card, which was of great help.

Here Luo Yuwei looks drowsy, and has yawned in a daze.Last night, she worked until 12 o'clock in the middle of the night to fully prepare for the remaining three games. Then she got under the covers and started singing, trying to earn Lingcoins.

Helplessly, the system cheated, and only gave 0.1 spirit coins for a song. The reason was that there were too few voices and the audience didn't react strongly.If Nima's voice is louder, I'll be ashamed again, okay?Luo Yuwei lifted the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ co-authoring is not shameful and does not give spirit coins, right? System, your pharmacy, Bilian, can you?

"Today's winner is—"

Hearing the boy's excited shout, Luo Yuwei finally pulled himself together and listened attentively. Although this champion was destined to be hers, it was quite exciting to hear it with her own ears.

"Xiao Yaoer!"

Well, it's quite comfortable.Luo Yuwei thought... Who the fuck is Xiao Yaoer? !Is there something wrong with the chess master of labor and capital being possessed?Shady! Shady! !Luo Yu was slightly angry.

"Uh...that's not right, it's Luo Yaoer, hahaha I was joking with everyone just now hahahaha." The boy looked at the note in his hand again, and suddenly realized that he had mispronounced his surname, and ran away with a dry smile Went backstage. QAQ damn it is so embarrassing!

Luo Yuwei: ...Damn it, I've been speechless a lot these days TUT

Xiao Jiao put the sword back into the sheath silently, and secretly regretted it in her heart.

"I can't tell, you play chess well, little girl." Xiao Rui pinched her cheek, amazed.

Luo Yuwei looked at him expressionlessly, "Naturally better than a worthless idiot."

"Who are you talking about, little girl!" Xiao Rui got angry and wanted to pull her hair.

"Meow!" Hao Jinhao stretched out his claws to open Xiao Rui's hand, and yelled at him very imposingly.

"Yo, you cat still knows how to protect the Lord." Xiao Rui was even more surprised.

... Protect yourself!It is so hungry that you are on the way to eat in front of her!Luo Yuwei complained silently.

They ate lunch at the inn, let us count everyone's appetite...

Xiao Rui: One bowl of rice and one steamed bun; Xiao Jiao: Two bowls of rice and five steamed buns; Luo Yuwei: One bowl of rice and two bowls of millet porridge; Kao Jin Kao: ... Everyone looked at the hilly bowl on the next table, Let’s look at the continuous struggle with the rice, and finally the arrival of the waiter from the store put an end to everything, and the waiter said: “I’m sorry for the guest officer, we are out of rice in the back kitchen, and we are on the way to buy it now!

Luo Yuwei: ...Fortunately, I have a long-term meal ticket, otherwise this tiger would starve to death!

[Speaking of the system, why does my 404 eat so much recently? Didn't she need to eat before? 】

[System: ... the player still has the face to ask? 】

[I'm sorry, what do you mean? 】

[System: What happened to your own pet, the player doesn't even know to look it up? 】

Luo Yuwei was at a loss, the system was speechless, Sparta was tortured without food, and the Xiao family brothers and sisters who had long-term meal tickets were silent.

[System: ... pet panel, OK? 】

Luo Yu slapped his forehead slightly, and the pet panel, there is such a thing!

White tiger

Pet Nickname: Duo Jin Duo

Pet nickname: 404

Pet Gender: Female

Pet Level: Level 2

Pet character: middle two

Pet mood: irritable [peat is so hungry]

Blood volume: 1000

Attack: 666

Defense: 50

Skills: Invisibility Level 1 [Upgradeable], Eye Contempt Level 1 [Upgradeable], Black Hole Stomach [Can only accommodate dead objects]

Hidden attribute to be activated

(⊙o⊙) It turned out to be an upgrade!What is that black hole stomach?

Luo Yu clicked on the introduction of the black hole stomach, and it was written on it: it can hold and store all kinds of inanimate objects.

Does this count as having a storage space?Luo Yuwei thought uncertainly.If you can really accommodate everything, then... 404, you should eat more, for the sake of your usefulness.

Snobbish, unscrupulous, Luo Yuwei thought so, not worried about the purse of the long-term meal ticket.

Duo Jinhao was still full in the end, um... Xiao Rui was clutching his purse in pain.

The competition in the afternoon is "Book", about this point Luo Yuwei is a bit confused, in order to deal with this competition, she really took great pains, even at the... All the small animals vomited blood and died, and she finally collected 5 spirit coins! !

buy what?Of course it is to buy a very special function! !That function is called a computer.

So when the competition started in the afternoon, Luo Yuwei prepared the Baidu website, sharpened his sword and rushed to the examiner!

Examiner: "Spring returns to the earth and a hundred flowers bloom in full bloom"

Luo Yuwei: "The moon sets and the world is full of horses galloping"

Everyone: ... the paralysis is so fast, if you don't give others a way out!

Examiner: "The humble bamboo has bowed leaves"

Luo Yuwei: "A proud plum has no flowers on its back"

Examiner: "Shenzhou spring is warm and carps leap over the dragon's gate"

Luo Yuwei: "The earth and the moon are clear and the wind flies to the vast sea"

Everyone expressed their heartache, this little loli answered the moment the examiner said the couplet, so there is no need to think about it #心洞# Examiner, did you really not discuss with her beforehand (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻ ━┻

Examiner BLABLABLA

Luo Yuwei BLABLABLA

Xiao Jiao: ...I always feel that these couplets are very familiar.

[System: Hehe, you are the best at bullying the ancient people in the fictional world. 】

[Thank you for the compliment, give Baidu a thumbs up, you can search for anything! 】

The system was instantly overwhelmed by Luo Yuwei's shameless spirit _(:з」∠)_ After a long silence, he asked, [The next competition is painting, how do you plan to get away with it? 】

While answering the examiner's question, Luo Yuwei responded to the system very freely, 【Guess? 】

[System: You don't want to find Huasheng possessed, do you? 】

[Hehe, guess again? 】

[System: ... I always feel that you will be even more immoral == You can answer it yourself! 】

【Hehe, take your time to guess~】

Luo Yu smiled and said nothing. She did prepare a simple and cost-effective plan. This plan made her feel cute _(:з」∠)_I'm sorry I haven't taken medicine these days!

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