Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

The woman in the mirror has sallow skin, her eyes are dull and her face is dull, she looks like she is overindulgent, okay? ! !Luo Yuwei was instantly terrified, unbelievable.

Hey, hey, although she is not a big beauty, she is still a 17-year-old young girl. Who is this 30+ aunt in front of me_(:з」∠)_

Silently washed his face, thinking of his madness these days, he couldn't help but feel a little scared. If he didn't find out in time, he might have to go to the hospital. It's really painful to die QAQ. While mourning Luo Yuwei for his skin, he swore that he would never do such nonsense again up.

Zuixi has also been secretly observing Luo Yuwei's updates these days, and she is relieved to see that she has returned to the previous three thousand daily updates and is no longer crazy.

Although Luo Yuwei's word count is no longer explosive, readers unanimously commented that the quality has improved unexpectedly.That's right, [-] words can be squeezed out a day. Although the volume is high, the inspiration cannot keep up, and the plot will not be worth watching.And now that Gengsanqian is full of inspiration today, Luo Yuwei's head bursts out with cute memes from time to time, but... (*/ω＼*) Sometimes I am really embarrassed to be praised!

Recently, there have been more and more compliments, and Luo Yuwei feels like being praised...a lot thicker-skinned == Refreshing the comments in the background, Luo Yuwei skillfully scrolled down and saw an unexpected message.

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The writing is great o(≧v≦)o~~ The author's wife is here to apply for a radio drama, please authorize! !My button: 102933847 If you give authorization, please add it! ! !

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Luo Yuwei's expression looks like this: ╰(*°▽°*)╯

Fuck me, I was also invited to do a radio drama one day? ?There is no wood in the early days! !Luo Yuwei wept with joy in an instant.

Changing a novel into a radio drama symbolizes an improvement in style, at least in the eyes of little transparent people like Luo Yuwei.Thinking of this, Luo Yuwei quickly opened Zuixi's button and took a screenshot of the message.

Duzui: (*/ω＼*) Look clearly! 【screenshot】

Drunk: (⊙o⊙)! ! !Congratulations to Dudu, radio dramas are hard to come by, Dudu must work hard~

Duzui: (*/ω＼*) Hmm, what a surprise, when I opened the backstage, I was pleasantly surprised. I didn’t expect my bad writing to be able to make radio dramas QAQ

Zuixi: Touch your head, Dudu's writing is great =3=Don't doubt yourself!

Duzui: [Covering face] Okay, then I'll reply to her. Speaking of which, I think the characters in my writing are going to be anthropomorphic. I'm so excited TUT

Zuixi: By the way, Dudu, you have to ask which club she is from~

Drunk alone: ​​=3=ummm

Zuixi: I made up my mind about the tangled voice of the protagonist in the CV. A big man is pregnant with a very irritable voice. It must be a big challenge...

After being told by Zui Xi, Luo Yuwei suddenly realized that the main character was a big man running with the ball, and thinking about that scene, he was really happy.

Duzui: Hahahahahahaha, that picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it! ! !

Zui Xi: Ah, thank you for your hard work, Brother CV~

Thinking about that picture, Zui Xi also had to admit that she was really happy.

Duzui: Speaking of CV, Xixi, let's make a guest appearance on the CV of the supporting role too!

Duzui: That's a good idea 2333, but the beeping sound is very nice, so you can just go, I don't have a good voice, so I won't make a fool of myself~

Although he wanted to dub with Dudu very much, but... Zuixi chose to refuse while touching his flushed cheeks. It would be bad if the dubbing was bad.

Drunk alone: ​​╰(*°▽°*)╯Impossible! !I've heard the clear voice of my family, it's so cute that I cried! !Don’t refuse Xixi, but Dudu is really, really, really eager to dub with you →_→

Luo Yuwei wouldn't say even if she was beaten to death, she was captured by the drunken voice_(:з」∠)_

Zuixi hesitated for a while, but still couldn't resist the temptation to dub with Dudu and agreed.

During the radio drama, Luo Yuwei quickly finalized it with the readers, and immediately agreed to the two authors' requests for supporting roles. Although I don't know how good they are, it must not be too bad, because they are two very few appearances. As a supporting role, there is no need not to give face to the author, and Du Zui is a little transparent and Zui Xi is a great god. It is better to have her in the dubbing than any commercial.

"The Domineering President Runs with the Ball" is about to end, but on the basis that there are still 3W words to end, Luo Yu is slightly stuck.To be precise...the meat is stuck.

_(:з」∠)_Harmony is in power, can I clear the water to the end?Luo Yuwei wept silently, her readers said absolutely not!But Luo Yuwei has read a lot of fleshy articles, but it's the first time to write by himself. Isn't this stuck for three days!

spelling group:

Duzui: QAAAAAAAAQ can even get stuck in meat, can I save it! ! !

Struggling to dig a hole: there is no salvation, go to death!

Mengmengmengmeng Mengshen: Just read a few meat articles~

Drunk Alone: ​​[Screenshot 1] [Screenshot 2]

Screenshot 1 above is a variety of briefcases, such as "Dark Low Grade", "Tune-Jiao Series", "Bing-Love Wenbao", "One Thousand and One Nights" and so on. These briefcases are not included in V, so they are not considered stolen. But == Luo Yuwei is really hardworking to organize the H text package so completely.

Screenshot 2 shows a variety of URLs, from "Grass-Lime", "SIS", "Wearing Warm Blossoms" to "Fresh Net", "Dragon Horse", "36 Compound"...Wait, what about 36 Compound? Messed in!

The unrestrained and unrestrained Er Xiaohei: ==! ! !

Meng Meng Meng Meng God: ==! ! !

Sesame Oil with CP: Drunk Alone, Pervert

Drunk alone: ​​Hehe [Screenshot]

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The screenshot above is:

Sesame oil with CP: I'm ok~【Show tongue】

Haisheng: Help me [shy face]

Sesame oil with CP: *too fine

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Mengmengmengmengmengshen: hahahahahahahahahaha sesame oil you are good

Sesame oil with CP: Damn me again! !

Haisheng: ==I’m lying down again_(:з」∠)_

Long, long, long, long, happy: ...

Duzui: Changle, congratulations on discovering it, that's right!Your wife, Sesame Oil, has sex with Hai Shou!

Chang Chang Chang Chang Le: I... rub!

Sesame oil with CP: Wife, don't listen to her nonsense! !Du Zui always likes to make things up, you know it too!

Luo Yu let out a little heck, opened the small account and created a group with only the large and small accounts, and quickly changed the group name card of the small account to "Sesame oil with CP, download the profile picture of sesame oil and replace it with , Then replace the bubbles with the candles you are using with sesame oil, and type out a sentence very neatly.

Sesame Oil with CP: Alas, I actually like Haisheng quite a bit. After all, when we were together, I was very happy with what she did, but now that I have Changle, I can only reluctantly let go of Haisheng. 419 compares with his wife. How light or heavy does it look...

The senior Hei Luo Yuwei used a large account to take a screenshot of the small account's words, and then posted it in the spelling group, and the group exploded in an instant.

A Lian: Sesame oil, you are so YD, I really can’t tell

Mengmengmengmengmengshen: Fuck, the three views have been refreshed!

Long, long, long, long, happy: it turned out to be true QAQ

Haisheng: ... Dudu, don't get me involved with the black sesame oil

Duzui: Sesame oil, what else can you say? 【angry fingers

[You have been removed from the group spelling group by the administrator. 】

Luo Yuwei: ...Fuck, sesame oil, you are ruthless!

[The Sesame Oil with CP invites you to join the group writing group]

Luo Yuwei clicked to agree, but before he could growl, the next second...

[You have been removed from the group spelling group by the administrator. 】

day!Sesame oil, your grandson is still here!

[The Sesame Oil with CP invites you to join the group writing group]

Luo Yuwei: ...

The furious Luo Yuwei clicked agree fiercely. This time, he only had time to type out "sesame oil, you will die", before sending it out... [You have been removed from the group writing group by the administrator. 】

So the system "Didi" message kept ringing that night,

[The Sesame Oil with CP invites you to join the group writing group]

[You have been removed from the group spelling group by the administrator. 】

[The Sesame Oil with CP invites you to join the group writing group]

[You have been removed from the group spelling group by the administrator. 】

[The Sesame Oil with CP invites you to join the group writing group]

[You have been removed from the group spelling group by the administrator. 】

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The next day, Luo Yuwei poked his drunken button with the eyes of the panda who had not slept all night.

Drunk alone: ​​QAQ

Zui Xi: Momo, what's wrong?

Drunk alone: ​​QAQ was played all night and forgot about business

Drunk: (⊙o⊙)?

Duzui: QAQ Xixi, do you know how to write meat as quickly as possible?

Zui Xi: ... Now that the crackdown is so severe, does Dudu still want to write meat?

Drunk alone: ​​QAQ readers asked for it, although I can't write it and don't want to write it

Zui Xi: Touch your head, so I have two options

Drunk alone:! ! !All ears

Zuixi: First, you write the meat stamps in pinyin, such as "tadezuichunbuduandezaitadetaoyuanmoca, yinqitadeyizhenzhenkuaigan", which will definitely not be harmonized, and JC will not pay attention to these strange pinyin~

Duzui: ╰(*°▽°*)╯The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it! !

Zui Xi: Second, it is to write the meat in a subtle way, for example...

Luo Yuwei looked at Zuixi's avatar showing "typing in progress" all the time, and waited for a full two minutes for Zuixi's reply before coming out.

Zuixi: That big tree is lush and straight, and its branches are incredibly hard. The infinitely beautiful petals are in full bloom, and they are beaten into a mess at the sound of "pop", and the crystal dew on the petals is even more embarrassing. Unbearable.Holding up the petals with both hands, he sighed heavily after rubbing his thumbs lightly on them, and was speechless.

Duzui: I read ORZ three times over and over again, and finally confirmed after contacting the context. This is written...H

Zui Xi: Right, this way of writing is also very safe~

Drunk Alone: ​​... also drunk

Drunk: Let's get drunk together:-D.

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Inspired by Zuixi, Luo Yuwei immediately wrote [-] words of flesh with literary and artistic techniques, and she still couldn't stop.She can't wait to know how readers feel when they see this very rich meat! !

Sure enough... the readership exploded the next morning

Life: I saw the [-] words in the latest chapter, and then I read the "big pot of meat" on the content prompt, and I was immediately refreshed! !But when I saw the content... Dean, come out, I promise to kill you! ! !

Fuck you little scumbag! : ヾ(｀Д′) I’m rubbing against the upstairs, I can’t control the mood of running away now!

The steamed buns are delicious: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Add me one! I read it five times before I understand that this is an H

Luo Yu smiled and said nothing, closed the group and continued to code very calmly, speaking now will definitely be beaten by the group, it is wiser for her to quickly write the finale~

The finale is finally revealed_(:з」∠)_Luo Yuwei expressed his relief, thinking about how the readers felt when they saw the ending, they were really looking forward to it! !

Luo Yu sighed slightly, lying on the soft bed and not wanting to move.

"Meow~" A meow came to my ears, this is a black and white cat with folded ears.Luo Yuwei was originally unwilling to adopt a fold-eared cat, because this kind of cat has certain bone genetic diseases.Although the disease may not necessarily occur, once it occurs, it will definitely be a life-long pain and suffering.

As a cat lover, the last thing she wants to see is a cat in pain. Whenever she thinks of that picture, she feels heartache. After adopting a folded-eared cat, she is even more frightened, fearing that it will get sick.

It was an accident to adopt this cat, but she still has no regrets, and the only thing that is fortunate is that the cat is still healthy and shows no signs of illness.

This cat is called "Zuizui", a combination of Duzui + Zuixi, and it can be regarded as a rare name for Luo Yuwei, who has always been named strangely.

Hearing the drunken screams in the living room, a light flashed in Luo Yuwei's mind. I heard that cats are sensitive to human scents. Try it?

Luo Yu opened the door slightly, making sure that Zuizui was walking around in the living room, then suddenly screamed, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" After a while, he ran in drunk.

Looking at Zui Zui who was staring in bewilderment, Luo Yuwei suddenly fell to the ground, her breathing gradually weakened and finally stopped breathing, she closed her eyes and passed out.

"Meow?" Zui Zui looked at the owner who suddenly stopped moving, and walked forward even more strangely, poking Luo Yuwei's cheek lightly with his paw.

Still no response... Zuizui jumped onto Luo Yuwei's chest, stared at her face for a minute, and then... "Meow" "Papa"

Two small paws twitched on Luo Yuwei's cheeks... twitching...

Luo Yuwei who had been slapped: ... Damn! ! !

He opened his eyes resentfully, slapped the drunken panda's head, disregarding Meow's wishes, Luo Yuwei slapped it fiercely, and growled, "I heard that there was a master who pretended to be dead and used it to kill meow." Bear and dog with your butt pressing your master's face, today you even break through the lower limit and smack your master's face, unlucky kid owes you!!"

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Meh, little E~ Come into my arms!