Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

"Xiaolan, why do you buy so many candles?" The aunt downstairs looked at the boxes of big red candles in Xiaolan's arms and was very surprised. The kind of candles were thick, red and carved with patterns, and only married couples I will order it in the new house, isn't this little girl yearning for spring?

Xiaolan hugged the candle and laughed, "Auntie, you haven't heard, today is the end of the world, if there is a real power outage, I'm going to be prepared, right?"

"You girl..." The aunt shook her head, rather disapprovingly, "You young people just like to think about these weird things. There is no such thing as the end of the world. You are all scaring yourself."

"Auntie, I'll go up first." Xiaolan didn't argue, there was nothing the old man could do if he didn't believe it, she just wanted to reassure herself, after all, she would rather believe it or not, but it would be better if it wasn't the end of the world.

"Well, let's go." The aunt waved her hand and walked slowly outside.

After a while, a strong wind gradually blew outside, and the sky was foggy. Xiaolan only felt that the air was very humid, as if it was going to rain.However, after maintaining this for a long time, the rain still did not fall. On the contrary, the wind became stronger and stronger, as if it was going to blow the house away.

"Bump—" two cars on the road collided together, one slid and flew out, the other stopped and was hit by the car behind. The shouts continued.

A rotten smell permeated the air, getting stronger and stronger. The smell was like the moldy smell of rotting corpses buried deep in the ground. After a while, someone fell to the ground and his whole body trembled and twitched, uttering "hoho!" the sound of.

The disaster lasted until the next day. When people opened the windows, they saw a clear sky, but the good mood turned into panic and fear before it landed. Gein - countless zombies on the street were rushing towards the house.

Some of these zombies are bald on their heads, and some have only half of their hair. What they have in common is their rotting flesh and a pair of blood-red coquettish eyes. Staring at people is like seeing a piece of fresh and delicious fat.

"Hmm... so noisy." The girl sleeping on the street opened her eyes, and what she saw were zombies bent over and hanging out their tongues. They walked towards the surrounding buildings without even looking at the people on the ground. girl.

No, to be precise, they chose to stay away from the girl by a very consistent distance, even if they were not intelligent, they couldn't help but show respect.

The girl stood up, her skin was so pale that there was no trace of blood, her red eyes shone like fine rubies, but her delicate face could not conceal the gloomy and lifeless spirit on her body.

The girl's mind was blank, only two simple messages remained, my name is Luo, and I am the zombie king.

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"My lord, this is a new batch of level 3 zombies." The man knelt on the ground and pointed to a row of zombies behind him, and reported respectfully.

Luo sat on the gorgeous red throne and nodded solemnly, "Feiyu has done a good job, education must start from low-level zombies, this batch of zombies must go to school as soon as possible, study hard and make progress every day!"

Fei Yu looked at Luo very enthusiastically, and his voice was twisted with excitement, "Thank you, Your Majesty, I will definitely live up to your Majesty's expectations!"

The so-called education should start from advanced zombies...

The level of zombies is divided into five levels. The first-level zombies are all based on instinct, and their intelligence is like a human child; the second-level zombies are as intelligent as adults; the third-level zombies are like human beings with supernatural powers; Level-[-] supernatural beings; level-[-] zombies are zombie kings, and it is the nature of zombies to obey the king.

Zombie Wang Luo established a "zombie school" for the zombies, and ordered her first subordinate, the fifth-level zombie Fei Yu, to teach them personally, so that the little zombies must grow up quickly!

404, nestled at Luo's feet, sighed silently, whoever heard of zombies want to learn?Her master is getting sicker and sicker!Thinking of being thrown into this world by the system, and finding the owner after going through all kinds of hardships, I feel so sad!

After Fei Yu retreated, another woman stepped forward and knelt down on one knee, "Report to my king, my subordinates have successfully recalled an army of [-] zombies."

Luo nodded, "Very well, we must pay attention to education and stay away from humans. Everyone must know that humans are a very strange creature. Eating too many humans will have a great impact on the intelligence of our zombies!"

The woman looked at her queen adoringly, "My king is far-sighted, those human beings are simply pests, and I will swear to the death to protect my zombies from harm!"

The corner of Luo's mouth was raised upwards, and he praised with a rare smile, "Sunshine is a good zombie, I am very relieved."

Sunshine instantly blushed her cheeks, and she couldn't speak.The zombies in the back immediately stared at her with envy and hatred when they heard the words, wishing to go up and eat her up.

Looking at the zombie version of the education plan, the court plan, and the courtiers' plan to fight for favor, being a normal tiger 404 means a lot of pressure_(:з」∠)_Why did the system peat throw her into this broken world? Ah, and Ni Meng is really a zombie. Your responsibility is to eat humans, not to treat humans as pests and keep away from them! ! !By the way... as zombies, do you have the face and others are pests?

#Seeing the world through the eyes of zombies#

#Collapse the world big crowd#

#死少王Why are you so weird? #

#死者王Has your IQ been gnawed by humans? #

#泥萌 Do you think Ni Meng is a cute elf?Stupid zombies! #

404 complained silently while brushing up the topic in her heart. She vowed that when she could speak human words one day, she would ruthlessly laugh at the idiot of the owner!

The zombie courtiers all retreated, and the zombie maid helped Luo to go back to the bedroom.The base of the zombies is an empty city, full of zombies, and there is no living person [the living people have moved away...

"My lord, what do you want for lunch today?" The zombie cook had been waiting for a long time.

"What's there?" Luo yawned and gave him a bored look. She doesn't like blood tiramisu or human desserts. This human food is really weird, thanks to her Keep her people away from these pests!

"Today, I have developed a new kind of pastry, and its taste is completely different from the previous ones." When the minister talked about his new creation, his eyes lit up and his eyebrows danced.

"The taste is different? Let's take a look." Luo Yu leaned lazily on the bed and said lightly.

404 couldn't hold back her desire to complain. If it wasn't for the fact that the maid and the cook were all rotting meat exuding a strong rotten smell, she would really think that Luo Yuwei had traveled through time. The ancient dynasty has become the queen!

Well, she’s still the king, but she’s the king of zombies_(:з」∠)_ Isn’t the zombie king always chasing and killing humans to dominate the world? How come Luo Yuwei has become a society away from pests and humans, and a harmonious zombie society ? ? ?

The cook took orders, Luo Yuwei kept writing and drawing with a pen and paper, while 404 silently watched what she wrote, "Humans are pests, stay away from pests and become zombies" "We must work hard for the reproduction of the race and marry a wife Give birth to a baby", "Love zombie country, love big zombies" "Be proud of BLABLABLA, be ashamed of BLABLABLA"

Hey, hey, even the eight honors and eight disgraces are here, Luo Yuwei, are you still plagiarizing the real man while despising human beings? 404 Falling in anger, what's the matter with marrying a wife and having a baby?Damn you zombies evolved them into zombies by biting humans, okay? !

I won't talk about the last time you let a dozen female zombies have a friendship, then let everyone get married, and finally waited for them to have a baby!How are women going to have children!Besides, zombies X zombies can't give birth to children!Feiyu, do you think I don't know that you secretly picked out a third-level zombie from the lost army from other cities and pretended to be born? ! 404 The lower limit of the forced three views Caracalla is broken (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"Please look, my king!" The chef walked in excitedly carrying a plate and put it on the table.

Luo's hand that was writing was slightly paused, and 404 also raised his head and stared blankly at the food on the plate.

That kind of food is really different, the golden appearance looks so dazzling, the small and exquisite shape looks so attractive, and the faint umami taste is even more tempting for people [Zombie] to go forward and bite gently Take a bite...

404's body was trembling, she rushed out violently and spat out "Wow".

Luo, however, seemed to have not seen it, and focused on the little pastry in front of her. She fell in love with it at first sight!

"My king, please taste." Seeing Luo's gaffe, the cook proudly brought the plate in front of her and reminded her.

Luo picked up a small piece and put it in his mouth... It was salty, with a bit of umami taste, and it was different from all the food he had eaten before... The taste was like... just like... just like... Luo Thinking about it, I kept searching for memories in my mind but found nothing.Her memory before becoming the zombie king was blank, so why is this smell so familiar?

Luo suddenly raised her head and stared at the cook with sharp eyes. Her gaze was like a real long sword and she wanted to shoot the cook into a sieve. The cook felt the danger and immediately knelt down trembling. Drop down, "My king forgives my sins! My king forgives my sins!"

"Tell me, who developed this cake...?" Luo's voice was full of majesty, and the strong sense of oppression made the cook who wanted to get away with it completely confided, "It's a cake. Human! It’s a minister of the Human Cult! Your Majesty, please forgive me! Your Majesty, please forgive me!!”

Luo's eyes flashed, and he laughed softly, "Humans? Bedbugs?" She slapped the table with her palm, stood up and said coldly, "Call all the ministers to come see me!"

"Yes!"

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