Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

"Fuck, what kind of dress are you wearing!!" General Wei pointed at Xiao Yuan's hand, shaking with shock, and his eyeballs were about to burst.No wonder she was so horrified, anyone who saw the bride's dress would be stunned.

Xiao Yuan pulled the skirt on her body with her hands, and the layers of gauze skirts outlined a beautiful arc with her movements. She shrugged and looked at General Wei with an innocent look, "What's wrong?"

She is wearing a pure white wedding dress, but this is not a pure wedding dress!General Wei said that she couldn't describe it, but she recognized this wedding dress the first time she saw it. This T·M·D·is a cake-shaped wedding dress!Especially Xiao Yuan's veil still has a little cherry on it, isn't this fucking a cherry cream cake?

"...You are fighting against her." General Wei almost knelt down to her.

"Hehe." Xiao Yuan smiled very coldly, "You are the ones who want to provoke the war between the salty and sweet parties, and I am just defending myself."

…Fuck your sister’s justifiable defense_(:з」∠)_ General Wei expressed his heartache. Three days ago, Zombie Wang Luo sent the bride’s wedding dress. From the perspective of General Wei’s aesthetics, it’s really not ordinary beautiful!How beautiful is it?Well, if you imagine what the meat floss cake looks like, what the wedding dress looks like, you can understand the aesthetics of General Luo and Wei in an instant.

But Xiao Yuan said that this is Hong Guoguo's provocation!You're not married yet, Zombie King, you fucking provoked me with salty cakes?The second Olympic can not bear it!So she spent three days rushing to make a cream cake wedding dress...the one on her body.

Thinking 'you are so naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive, naive', General Wei turned around and left the house silently. He thought it was more important to see if the Zombie King had arrived at this time, anyway, Xiao Yuan married After the past, the dispute between salty and sweet will definitely not stop!

Thinking of this, General Wei felt a lot more relieved, even the scenery in front of him became pleasant and the air was extremely fresh, and even the conversation not far away was so pleasant.

Humming in her heart, "Sweet ear, sweet ear", General Wei walked briskly outside, but before reaching the outside of the city, her footsteps suddenly stopped, and her whole body fell into petrification...

"Wenzhou, Zhejiang! Jiangnan Leather Factory, the largest leather factory in Wenzhou, Zhejiang, has closed down! The bastard boss Huang He owes 3.5 million yuan for eating, drinking, whoring and gambling, and ran away with his sister-in-law! We have no choice but to pay with our wallets Salary! The original price was more than 100, 200, and 300 wallets, but now they are all sold for only 20 yuan! All of them are only 20 yuan!! Yellow crane bastard! You are not human! We worked hard for you for more than half a year, you No wages! You pay me back my hard-earned money! Give me back my hard-earned money!"

The sudden sound of the trumpet interrupted General Wei's good mood. When she raised her head stiffly, she saw the zombie king outside the city holding a trumpet in his hand, and this strange noise came from the horn.

Luo also felt very bewildered. She heard that human beings need the groom to confess when they get married, so she asked the prisoner for a trumpet to shout, trying to let Xiao Yuan inside hear it too, but the human handed the trumpet to the prisoner. After she came here, she just opened it, and the above words popped up...

"Humans... do they all propose marriage like this?" Luo looked at the humans behind him with a miraculous expression, and then looked at the speaker in his hand, and suddenly felt that it would be better to let the humans go, so as to save them from contacting her little meat floss cakes After a long time, her people have been taught badly!

Seeing the joy in Zombie King's eyes, the owner of the loudspeaker was speechless, "My lord, this recording is for selling wallets, it's really not for proposing marriage!"

General Wei also felt that the whole person was not good. Zombie Wang Ya played such a weird recording and pushed all the responsibility on humans, and pushed it so confidently, he was also drunk...

The episode passed quickly. Fortunately, there were no accidents at the wedding. Well...General Wei said that except for the fact that she was a bit glaring when she saw a meat floss cake and a cream cake standing together, everything was fine. .

The Celestial Dynasty and the Zombie Kingdom signed a friendly agreement, and Luo went back with her bride satisfied.

After the wedding, Luo and Xiao Yuan sat on the bed and stared at each other. Finally, Luo said hesitantly, "... I heard that tofu is grinded in the human bridal chamber?"

The corner of Xiao Yuan's mouth twitched, and an impure image appeared in her mind, and she blushed and reluctantly said "ah" after a while.

"I understand!" Luo nodded solemnly, "Although I don't understand these strange customs of you humans, since you are my queen, I naturally have to respect you, come with me."

...where?Xiao Yuan looked blank, isn't this the bedroom?

Luo led Xiao Yuan out of the room very seriously, and then walked towards the backyard.Because it was a big wedding, the road was brightly lit and it was very festive. Xiao Yuan just followed her into the small courtyard in a daze, and then...

"..."

There is a stone mill in the yard, which still looks brand new.Luo walked over and stroked the stone mill, feeling the cold touch and looking at Xiao Yuan with a smile, "I specially asked my subordinates to build the stone mill for our wedding night. It must be very fast to grind tofu."

"...Motofu?" Xiao Yuan felt that the whole person was not well. Is this Motofu the other Motofu?Are you TM really not understanding or are you kidding me? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"That's right!" Luo nodded as a matter of course, "The wedding night must be very beautiful, right? If that's the case, let's start!"

Xiao Yuan's forehead was already covered with black lines, and two images jumped out of her mind at the same time, one was "cracking" and the other was two people pushing a stone mill to work, okay... ... She was actually a little timid when facing a newlywed. Since this guy doesn't understand, it's even better...

Xiao Yuan thought hesitantly, and walked forward to hold the handle, "Okay, let's start."

........................

"Your king hasn't come out yet?" General Wei woke up and couldn't wait to see how Xiao Yuan and Luo's new marriage was going, but it was only when he reached the door of the room that he was notified that the king and queen hadn't woken up yet.

"Huh? The king isn't inside." Fei Yu happened to hear General Wei's voice when passing by, and he replied naturally, "My king and queen didn't spend the night inside last night."

"Ah?" General Wei looked at Fei Yu unknowingly, "Where did you go in the bedroom on the wedding night?"

Fei Yu pointed in the direction of the small courtyard, "My king said to go to the small courtyard to grind tofu with the queen."

Grinding tofu... Grinding tofu, grinding tofu, grinding tofu, these three words seem to have a magical quality, causing General Wei's eyes to glow green in an instant, and his saliva is about to flow out, "Let's go and see!"

Fei Yu didn't understand the meaning of grinding tofu, and after thinking about the relationship between General Wei and His Majesty, he obediently led her towards the small courtyard.

General Wei was amazed as he walked, "I didn't expect this guy Luo to have such a strong taste. Instead of grinding tofu in his bedroom, he came to such a remote place."

Fei Yu gave her a strange look, "How do you grind tofu in such a small bedroom?"

"Fuck! Luo still thinks the place is too small? Could it be that she and Xiao Yuan started doing it in the yard?" General Wei was stunned. He didn't expect that the Zombie King's taste was not only strong but also wild!

Facts have proved that many things are caused by the prostitute who sees prostitution and the wise sees wisdom. Although Luo Yuwei is not considered wise, General Wei is considered prostitute.

So when she was drooling and couldn't wait to watch, even if she was not afraid of the eye of a needle, hehe.

"I don't know what you are looking at!!!!!!" The heart-piercing voice resounded through the sky, and General Wei almost passed out when he rolled his eyes.

#I feel that the whole person is not good! #

404, who followed all the way drooling, said, #我任何underestimated the lower limit of both of you#

Luo and Xiao Yuan pushed the stone mill and walked around in circles, the tacit understanding and the harmonious atmosphere almost burst into hearts. Hearing General Wei's miserable screams, Luo waved at him leisurely, "Yo , what are you all doing here?"

"What the hell are you doing?" General Wei asked coldly, staring at the stone mill in front of him.

"Grinding tofu!" Luo pushed the stone mill to answer as a matter of course, and used his chin to signal to everyone that the tofu had been ground not far away, which proved that the tofu grinding was quite intense on the wedding night last night.

"Nimma..." General Wei's knee hurt and he knelt down completely. "Xiao Yuan!! I'm a zombie and she's brain-dead, are you also brain-dead?? Is that how you grind tofu!!"

Xiao Yuan followed Luo's pace and pushed the stone mill very calmly, and she seemed innocent to General Wei's doubts, "Isn't it made like this?"

"...!!! You are really enough!!!" General Wei ran away, grabbed Feiyu next to him and rubbed him, "This is called grinding tofu, rubbing, two people took off their clothes and skin Blind date is called grinding tofu!!! I beg you to have some common sense, okay?"

Luo was silent for a long while and said quietly... "Did I get it wrong?"

However, she has always been a good zombie who corrects mistakes when she knows her mistakes, so when faced with mistakes, Luo chose to correct them immediately. She stopped and held Xiao Yuan's hand to apologize sincerely, "Ma'am, I am sorry that it was all caused by my mistakes." The loss of our wedding night, let's go and make up for it now!"

Luo did what he said, and immediately dragged Xiao Yuan towards the bedroom.

Xiao Yuan: ...Do you want to do it?So what's the point of the tofu I pushed all night last night? ORZ

General Wei looked at their backs coldly, and spat fiercely, "Zombies with fish lips!"

Before she finished speaking, she was dragged by a powerful force, Fei Yu supported her waist and looked at her doubtful opening with clear eyes, "So, did you want to grind tofu with me just now?"

"Don't, don't be funny!!" General Wei became Spartan in an instant, "No matter how hungry I am, I won't find a zombie to grind tofu!! Let alone a male zombie!!"

404 yawned and walked back silently, "Humans with fish lips."

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