Professional dismantling of CP[Transmigration Book]

Even if you have no memory, you, the owner of the fish lip, still love Miss Xiao so deeply. 404 sighs with emotion that true love is invincible, even if it is like this, her owner can still fall in love with her lover at first sight, as expected, this guy has beast-like intuition and estrus ==

Tsk tsk, but it's a pity for the cannon fodder, who just became a victim of the sweet love between the couple. 404 looked at General Wei gloating more and more.

However, the next moment 404 witnessed what is called a godlike direction, what is called an actor not following the script!

Luo's expression was full of pride, thinking that he would soon occupy the whole world, sit on the throne of the king of the world, marry the beautiful girl he fell in love with at first sight, and reach the pinnacle of his zombie career, he couldn't help himself.

However, there is still a big gap between desire/sexuality and reality. The next moment to greet her is Xiao Yuan's thick and firm slap_(:з」∠)_Why is the daughter-in-law mud making a nest QAQ

"For the sake of being human, I don't mind the past." Xiao Yuan looked at General Wei and said, implying to invite her to continue beating the Zombie King together.

"...Didn't you hear that guy say he likes you?" General Wei looked at her with a strange face, and then looked at the zombie king who covered his face and looked like a little daughter-in-law. He felt that the world view was collapsing. Wonderful.

"She is a zombie. As a human being, I must put the overall situation first." Xiao Yuan replied indifferently, as if she didn't take Luo's confession to heart.

This girl is simply the only normal person in the collapsed world! 404 was immediately moved to tears.

"Oh!"

"Bang bang bang bang!"

The melee returned to the beginning, General Wei and Xiao Yuan beat Luo in groups, but this time Luo, who was heartbroken by his lover, didn't even have the heart to fight back, and only focused on defense and retreated in a row.

"Hahahahaha, I never thought that, you idiot, you think you can win a beautiful woman by betraying my old lady!" General Wei regained his original arrogance, "Everyone who betrays me will be against you! You betrayed me and immediately returned to you!" Betrayed, is it a good feeling, hahaha... ouch!!"

General Wei laughed happily when he was kicked out with a fist, "I was betrayed again, what the hell are you doing!!"

Of course the you she was referring to was Xiao Yuan, but it turned out that when General Wei was smiling the happiest and attacking the most brutally, Xiao Yuan punched her out, and she felt overwhelmed.

#One day betrayed once and was betrayed twice, kindhearted plug can't love anymore! #

Xiao Yuan frowned, and was a little confused about her actions, "I saw that you wanted to hurt her, so I couldn't help but hit you first."

404: ...

General Wei: "... that's enough to paralyze you bitches and girls! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ I'm going to fuck you. You're deliberately showing your love* to humiliate me, right! It's such a mess! , In fact, you are colluding to deal with me! Hmph!"

Xiao Yuan: "No, it was just a conditioned reflex. It won't happen in the future. Let's continue."

Luo looked at the two of them quietly: "...is this playing house..."

This sentence seems to be a truce, drawing a sentence to this war.

General Wei scratched his hair irritably and sat on the ground, "Since it's so chaotic, let's discuss a solution."

"I just want to marry a wife..." Luo continued to look at Xiao Yuan with resentful eyes.

"Uh, I just want the zombies to let humans go and let humans survive." Xiao Yuan was embarrassed by being stared at, and couldn't help coughing.

"Then you marry into the zombie's family and get married, how about the zombie king letting go of the human beings? Fuck, I'm so smart, I made such a happy decision!" General Wei clapped his hands, feeling that his solution couldn't be better.

"...Is this alright?" Xiao Yuan's eyebrows twitched. Is the disaster of annihilation solved like this?Although the price is to send her to get married ==

"Sounds good, but if we put all human beings in our zombie food, who will do it?" Thinking of the big problem of food, Luo immediately became entangled. Can girls and meat floss cakes have both?

"Zombies can't make meat floss cakes by themselves?" General Wei asked. The intelligence of these zombies seems to be no worse than that of humans. What's wrong with making food?

"It's okay, but we can't develop new flavors by ourselves. We need humans to do it." Although there are meat floss cakes and meat floss cakes, she is still looking forward to all kinds of salty products_(:з」∠)_

"You can buy food made by humans." Xiao Yuan replied, and couldn't help but see a picture of zombies and humans living in peace, how weird it is, "But can zombies really not eat people? "This is a big problem. If the zombies are not permanently vegetarian, then human beings will always face disaster.

"Of course! The taste of human beings is so rough and smelly, I am afraid that my people will be infected by human diseases!" Luo Li's bold words instantly made the two humans fall into silence, forget it, for the sake of human peace I will endure!

"Besides, zombies don't feel hungry, and they won't die if they don't eat." Luo added, "The meat floss cake is just our favorite taste."

"...Then it's settled. Zombies and humans are family from now on?" General Wei's words were as awkward as they were.

"It's no problem at all. I remember you humans have a saying that it's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Then you marry the beauty today!" Come on, come on, come on~~ I can't wait!The blood-red coquettish eyes stared closely at Xiao Yuan, and the explicit emotion in Luo's eyes instantly made Xiao Yuan shudder.

"No, we human beings pay attention to good days and auspicious days. Zombie King, if you really love her, you can prepare a big sedan chair and choose a good day to marry her." General Wei opened his eyes and said nonsense, joking that now we are all in your house. Site, what if the hostage gets married and you don't let the humans go? !

404 looked at the marriage contract that was finalized just like that, and then looked at the harmonious atmosphere of the three people, thinking in a trance that this is not the end of the world, it is clearly a war between two countries, the princess is married!

Doesn't such a cheating plot only happen in novels?And if this kind of novel is written, it will hit the street, okay?It's so vulgar and bloody that I can't bear to look directly at it!

404 complained silently, without realizing that he was getting farther and farther away from the image of the second-year-old tiger king in the setting... On the contrary, he was getting closer and closer to the image of the funny tiger who complained...

In the end, the three of them decided that ten days later, Luo went to Kyoto to propose marriage and release all humans.

That's it... the end of the world is over.

But... Luo and Xiao Yuan's newly married life has also begun.

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