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Osamu Dazai was carried to find Sakule and the others. The five children had passed the trial and were about to reincarnate, waiting for Oda Sakunosuke.

Then I saw Dazai Osamu who was being carried with his butt up.

"Pfft——"*5

It was originally a sad atmosphere of parting, but the five children burst into laughter all of a sudden, and the younger Saki Le couldn't help laughing, and sat down on the ground directly.

"You little brats——" Osamu Dazai didn't feel any sense of majesty at this time because of his posture problem. Even if he spoke harshly, he seemed to lack momentum, but he was very weak and without any sense of threat.

He patted Saiki Kusuo, motioning for the other party to put him down, but as soon as Saiki Kusuo put him down, he couldn't stand upright limply, still pouted his buttocks, his movements were so funny that he might as well be carried on his shoulders.

Not only the five children, but also the Ghost Lantern who was leading the children to handover with Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva couldn't help laughing out loud, but Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, because he always had a gentle smiling face, seemed calm.

"What's the matter, Mr. Dazai!" Xingsuke laughed until his stomach ached.

Oda Sakunosuke did not specify, and comparing this kind of thing is a public execution, although Osamu Dazai's appearance in this posture is enough to become a dark history in his life.

So he squatted down and patted Xingsuke on the head, "After reincarnation, be good and don't be naughty."

"Otherwise, will you become like Mr. Dazai?" Shinji replied eagerly.

Oda Sakunosuke paused for a moment, then nodded heavily.The five children suddenly became more obedient. Kemi helped his younger sister Sakile to get up from the ground, and several of them stood in a row. The effect was comparable to the effect created by "the doctor is going to give you an injection" that children are most afraid of.

Even Xiaokui stood up straight, acting extremely well-behaved.This made Ghost Lamp think about whether or not to scare those disobedient children in Saiheyuan with the bunworm next time, but considering the danger and unmanageability of the bunworm, Ghost Lamp had to give up this idea regrettably. idea.

Saiki Kusuo, who heard the ghost lamp's thoughts clearly: [...] How terrible is this hell, is he really going to work here in the future?He felt that it would be better to change to a more stable job. After all, even a person with superpowers could not stand this kind of surprise, not to mention that even many people in Hell felt that certain methods in Hell were too horrible.

As for Dazai Osamu's thoughts, Dazai Osamu has no idea now, he originally wanted to chat with the ghost lamp, but now he has no idea of ​​chatting at all, this hell is too scary, and his compatibility is too bad.

But when he didn't want to be a jailer in hell, Ghost Lantern thought he was very interesting.

"I didn't intend to recruit you, although you are very talented." In addition to some rumored heroes, sometimes even legendary villains will be recruited as jailers in hell, "But you are too frivolous." Slow down, I can have a subordinate who is ruthless and capable, but I can't be a subordinate who skips work every day."

"But..." Gui Deng rubbed his chin, "I didn't expect you to have the ability to be funny. Although there are idol stars in hell, they rarely develop into the funny category, or you can go to school as a negative teaching material..."

Ghost Lamp was there thinking about making the best use of Dazai Osamu, and Dazai Osamu was relying on Oda Sakunosuke, otherwise his posture would be too strenuous, and then he turned his head and asked Hong Yanmo very speechlessly, "Are you people in hell so cruel? ?”

He is so miserable, and he still wants to turn him into a negative teaching material for the school. In that case, he will be ashamed, and it will be ridiculous to try to play hard.

Moreover, in case the Rage God in his nemesis Nakahara Chuya's body went to hell and saw his black history during his fugue, he would have no confidence in mocking and bullying the little dwarf in the future.Although I know that Zhongyuanzhong will not remember the memory of this period of time, but what if there is an emergency, after all, Zhongyuanzhong also wants to beat him. The mood has been completely passed on to Huangbatu, if Huangbatu also passed on I don't think it's strange if I gave some memories to Chuya Nakahara.

Hong Yanmo blinked, and whispered in his ear: "Fortunately, there is no difference between the people in our hell and the people in the world, except that Lord Ghost Lantern will shake S more unconsciously. After all, he is the strongest ghost and god. "

Hong Yan Mo's adoptive father, Lord Yan Mo, is the direct boss of Ghost Lamp. Although he is the boss, sometimes he will be violently beaten by Ghost Lamp. It is a consensus among everyone in hell that Lord Ghost Lamp is a shaker, but Ghost Lamp himself doesn't think so. I am shaking S.

Lord Yan Mo sometimes complains to Hong Yanmo that the ghost lamp is too strict and too ruthless. Even Lord Yan Mo has nothing to do about the unconscious shaking of the ghost lamp, and Hong Yanmo has nothing to do.

"Jiu will get used to it slowly, don't worry, Mr. Ghost Lantern is just a proposal stage now, if you try to protest, he will consider your ideas, as long as you don't offend him." Hong Yanmo proposed seriously .

Osamu Dazai heard the deep meaning, "It seems that his proposal has been opposed by quite a few."

"Yeah." Hong Yanmo nodded. After all, the ghost lamp's proposal was sometimes too violent. If many people couldn't adapt, they would object.

This time Osamu Dazai is relieved, he is afraid that the ghost lamp will cover the sky with one hand, and then he will really be dragged to hell to go to school as a negative teaching material or to talk about cross talk.

"Don't worry chirping, Lord Ghost Lantern is still very gentle chirping most of the time." Hong Yan Mo couldn't bear to see Dazai Osamu's pitiful appearance, and quickly comforted him.

"for example?"

"It's very gentle with children and small animals." Hong Yanmo said, "and also has great respect for women."

Osamu Dazai, who is neither a woman nor a small animal, pointed to himself, "I heard that you all lived a very long time, so in comparison, am I the only one who is considered a child?"

Hong Yanmo shook his head, "Of course not, he is already an adult."

"Oh." Osamu Dazai responded speechlessly, so wouldn't it be difficult for him to take advantage.

He silently turned his gaze to Xiaokui, Xiaokui shivered, and shrank to the side of Saiki Kusuo, and Saiki Kusuo blocked her.

Osamu Dazai silently withdrew his gaze and looked at Gui Deng, who also looked at him with a terrifying smile.

Osamu Dazai: "...嘿QAQ"

The children had laughed enough, and Jizo Bodhisattva was ready to take the children to reincarnation. Oda Sakunosuke and the children hugged and touched their heads one by one. Xiaokui also hugged the children like Oda Sakunosuke. Saiki Kusuo and The children were not familiar with it, so they didn't join in the fun, and then the children said goodbye to the proprietress of the working place, Hong Yanmo.

Osamu Dazai looked at the scene of their parting, thinking about the lively appearance of these children before they were alive, and the big explosion that caused Oda Sakunosuke to blow up the children that day. Oda Sakunosuke didn't show it on the surface, but he was definitely reluctant to be separated from the children in his heart, but no matter how reluctant these children were, he finally let go.

Just as he was feeling emotional, Saku Le tugged at the bottom of his trousers and opened his hands to him.

The intention to hug was so obvious that Osamu Dazai's heart softened.

"I want me too!" The other children also ran over to hug.

Osamu Dazai was hugged into a ball by the children, as if these children were going to play Arhat with Sakunosuke Oda back then.

Xiaokui pulled Oda Sakunosuke over, and a group of people hugged together.

"Hey, hey, forget about hugging, that little brat touched my butt just now!" Osamu Dazai, who was squeezed in the middle, waved his fist weakly and protested, "Don't think that I won't notice if the bandage is thick, I know it all. !"

"Hahaha——" The children scattered and ran to the side of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva smiled, clasped his hands together, and bowed to them, "Let's go."

Auspicious clouds rose from the feet of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, carrying five children into the sky.

With tears in the corners of his eyes, Oda Sakunosuke waved to the children. Gradually, the cloud drifted to a place he could no longer see, and he looked away.

"Let's go too." Seeing that Osamu Dazai's posture was distorted, it was time to send him back to the hospital.

"They're all out, so there's no hurry." When he heard that he was going back, Dazai Osamu was not in such a hurry, he motioned Oda Sakunosuke to look in the direction of the ghost lamp, "Hell is in charge of the judgment after death, so there must be a way to look at the situation in this world. "

Oda Sakunosuke is not a fool, he quickly understood what Osamu Dazai meant. Hell should have a tool to check the situation in this world, so it is possible to see the children who are going to be reincarnated.

Ghost Lamp didn't shy away from it, and directly admitted, "Yes."

Ghost Lantern used to send away a brat who was the king of kids in Saiheyuan and immediately went to check on the situation of the other party. At that time, a large group of people were watching.

"Want to take a look?" Ghost Lantern invited them generously.

So the group of them saw the legendary King Yan Mo, who was very tall but very kind. Standing with the ghost lamp, the ghost lamp appeared more fierce.

Hearing that they wanted to see the situation of the newly reincarnated children, Master Yan Mo still laughed, "It doesn't matter, let's see, there is nothing you can't see."

Xiaokui and the others: "..." Well, they thought too much and thought it would take a lot of talking to get it right, but it turns out that anyone can watch it?

It is a mirror to see the situation in the world, and the ghost lamp is skillfully operated, as simple as watching a video on a computer. The picture is clearly displayed, which is the scene of the birth of a child in the delivery room.

The nurse in the delivery room held the crying baby who was just born, and said to the weak but still sober mother, "She is a cute little girl."

"It's Sakura." Oda Sakunosuke never knew he was such an emotional person, he felt his eyes were a little wet again.

Then Ghost Lantern corrected him mercilessly, "No, this is the kid named Xingsuke just now."

Everyone: "..."

"After all, reincarnation, gender is random." Ghost Lantern said nonchalantly, not mentioning that he still has the authority to cast a designated person into a designated birth.

Then the scene turned to another shot of a crying baby. The baby clenched his fists, and a couple holding him was naming him. Judging from the name, it should be a boy.

This time, Oda Sakunosuke is not sure who it is, because among the children, there are three boys besides Xingsuke.

Instead, Ghost Lantern gave the answer directly, "This is Shinji."

Next came the scene where a boy was born. When Oda Sakunosuke guessed whether it was Yu or Katsumi, he suddenly heard the ghost lamp say, "This is Saku."

Ghost Lantern emphasized again, "After all, reincarnation, gender is random."

While speaking, his gaze was on Dazai Osamu.

Osamu Dazai: "..." Well, let's rule out the option of reincarnation, and then think about whether there is any option other than going to hell.