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"Hey--" Osamu Dazai pouted his buttocks, and for the first time in his life, he had the idea of ​​not wanting to commit suicide, and wanting to live another 500 years.

This hell is too scary, how can you play cards so unreasonably, and even hire a worm jailer, this worm jailer can't tell the difference between a sinner and a jailer, and he only has other people's chrysanthemums in his heart!The point is the chrysanthemum!Dazai Osamu's chrysanthemum is missed!

Dr. Kamaitachi, who just worked on Osamu Dazai, still thinks that the unlucky Dazai Osamu is lucky, "Fortunately, this gentleman is not naked, although ordinary clothes can't stop the bunworm, but at least he won it." Healing period."

Who would run around with bare buttocks, even Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was hit by a death bullet, still has a chubby side, and Osamu Dazai would not run around with bare buttocks.

However, Osamu Dazai looked at the bed on the left side of the hospital bed, which was a poodle with a round belly, and he knew that he was pregnant with cubs at a glance, and then looked at the bed on the right side of the hospital bed, it was a big dog that squeezed most of the room space. elephant.

To be honest, Osamu Dazai never expected that he did not go to the zoo when he saw the elephant, but because he and the elephant happened to meet the same surgeon and were admitted to the same ward.

Oh, then his surgeon is a veterinarian!

Osamu Dazai missed Mori Ogai very much at this time. Although Mori Ogai is a scumbag boss and a black doctor who practices medicine without a license, and the sleeping pills in the clinic are all expired, at least he is still a doctor.

A hand sneaked over, and just as he was about to touch Osamu Dazai's upturned butt, he was held down.

Saiki Kusuo disapproved and shook his head at Aoi who wanted to touch Dazai Osamu's butt to see why it was so round, Aoi had no choice but to withdraw her hand silently.

But you can't blame Xiaokui, Dazai Osamu's buttocks are big and round, and they will shake slightly with Dazai Osamu's humming, and the whole ward, no matter whether it is a person or an animal, can't help looking at him Pause on the ass.

If it weren't for Saiki Kusuo's concentration, he would also like to see how Dazai Osamu's ass is so big and round. After all, Dazai Osamu's supernatural ability eliminated his perspective ability, and Saiki Kusuo couldn't directly look at the bandage the next scene.

And if the buttocks are really swollen and become so big and round, Saiki Kusuo doesn't want to have pinholes, so it's better not to know.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was a few beats behind, also realized that Dazai Osamu's butt was not tied up like this for his hobby, so he couldn't help worrying about Dazai Osamu, and asked Dr. Kamaitachi, "Doctor, how is his condition?" How is it?"

"The operation was timely, and the worms have been taken out, but I don't know if there are other symptoms left over. It is better to stay in the hospital for observation for a while." Dr. Kamaitachi explained to Sakunosuke Oda, flipping through Osamu Dazai's case, "This Eat lightly for a while, don't be constipated, lest you will burst open the wound."

"I'm not constipated..." Osamu Dazai said weakly.

Dr. Kamaitachi shook his head, "But don't eat too much light food, his buttocks are wrapped up like this, and he has to untie it when he goes to the toilet. Repeated bandaging and unwrapping is also afraid of wound infection, so it is better to reduce going to the toilet. The number of times is better."

Osamu Dazai was aggrieved and ashamed, but the anesthetic on his butt hadn't passed yet, he couldn't even get out of bed, so he could only keep poking his butt and stuffing his head under the pillow, he didn't want to face reality Like a frightened ostrich.

When Dr. Kamaitachi and Sakunosuke Oda were chatting about the precautions of Dazai Osamu, the doctor Nura Koi, who was pulled over by Xiaobai, was dissatisfied. Although he has half of the blood of the slippery ghost, sometimes people will ignore him He existed, but he didn't eat, drink, live, and didn't use the fear of a slippery ghost at all. Why did the relatives of the patient skip him and ask the veterinarian at the hospital.

"Hey, my uncle is the doctor who heals people." Although he was dissatisfied, his voice was not loud, because he just wanted to exert healing power on Osamu Dazai, but it failed.

After questioning, I learned that Osamu Dazai's supernatural ability can eliminate all supernatural abilities.Nuliang Koipan's healing ability is inherited from his human mother Sakurahime, not a special ability brought by the blood of a monster. Probably his human mother Sakurahime is a different ability that existed before this special ability was taken seriously. those who can.

Otherwise, Osamu Dazai's butt would have been healed long ago, and he wouldn't be meeting acquaintances with his butt sticking out like this.

"It doesn't matter, Dr. Kama Itachi's medical skills are very good!" Hongyan Mo strongly supported Dr. Kama Itachi, she used to come to Dr. Kama Itachi for minor ailments, even when her tongue was cut off by the grandmother, It was also the first aid given to her by Dr. Kamaitachi.

"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Dr. Kamaitachi's scalpel is the fastest chirp!" Hong Yanmo imitated the sound of the knife, and squeezed Nuliang Koipan away.

Like this kind of guy who doesn't pay for meals and lodging in hotels, Hong Yanmo has never seen him practice medicine before, so how dare he introduce it to his future colleagues? Sure enough, it would be better to introduce a doctor he is familiar with.

Disliked Nuliang Liban: "..."

"That's it, then please ask the doctor." Oda Sakunosuke was really persuaded by Kui Yanmo.

"It's okay, bunworms. I have experience too, and I will take good care of patients." Speaking of which, Dr. Kamaitachi's last patient with bunworms was Xiaobai, because Xiaobai was very popular. Many of his friends were alarmed, and even the legendary figure Momotaro who worked in Taoyuan Township came to visit Xiaobai.

It's just that when the visiting people saw Xiaobai's round buttocks, they had a hard time holding back their laughter, and then they couldn't help laughing loudly, which affected the patients in the next bed. Doctor Kamaitachi felt that today's visit No one who visited this patient laughed very loudly, which is easy.

Dr. Kamaitachi doesn't think Osamu Dazai's butt is funny, after all, he is a professional, not to mention the round butt, even when facing Dazai Osamu's bald butt, he has never laughed!

After all, Osamu Dazai's bulging butt is his masterpiece. He was afraid that the patient would be in a bad mood if he got hurt, so he specially tied a bow!

So Osamu Dazai was settled by them in a few words, and he was placed in the animal hospital.

Osamu Dazai who missed the opportunity to argue because he hid under the pillow to escape reality: "..."

He doesn't want to be treated like a barking dog on the ground!

After visiting Osamu Dazai, everyone remembered the reason why they came to the animal hospital.

Nuliang Kaihan, who was originally treating Dazai Osamu but failed, did not expect that the failure of treatment was not the biggest setback he encountered today, but being severely beaten by Hong Enmo with the scabbard.

When he was found eating the overlord meal, he had to be beaten obediently and did not dare to fight back.Although he is good at using a sword, but if there is a quarrel, it will be bad if the other party really draws his sword.

Nuliang Liban is worthy of a person with the blood of a slippery ghost, he is very slippery, and he has already started to cry for pain as soon as Hongyanmo's scabbard is lifted, which makes Dazai Osamu, who feels that he has a thick skin, sigh to himself.

Hong Yanmo felt bored after hitting a few times, silently turned around and borrowed a pen and paper from Dr. Kamaitachi, and went to pay the bill for Nu Liangli, and ordered him to pay the unpaid portion of the overlord meal just now. Otherwise, she will report him to the Wutiangou police station and let him eat in prison.

Xiaokui looked at her with deep affection, she didn't want to be beaten like Nuliang Liban, Xiaokui's level of eating and drinking is very high, no, although Xiaokui eats and drinks, but Xiaokui is cute ah!She's really trying to be cute, and she's not just eating for free.

Saiki Kusuo, who really went to Sweet Cat Cafe for plain rice, turned his face silently.

Osamu Dazai has also finished watching, and Nuliang Koipan has also beaten up. It's time to wait for the result of Sakule's trial.

Osamu Dazai didn't want to stay in the animal hospital alone, so he finally raised his head from under the pillow, clamoring to go with them too.As soon as he said a few words, he saw that everyone focused their attention on his buttocks again, and immediately turned into a steamed bun face, laying down on the pillow, with a look of "come and coax me".

Oda Sakunosuke had no choice but to look at Dr. Kamaitachi. Dr. Kamaitachi had seen many uncooperative patients, but he was never afraid of making trouble with the doctor. After all, this is hell, and any problem that can be solved by violence is not a problem, but Osamu Dazai This is not considered a medical trouble, at most it is the wound bursting open and then lying down for a while, anyway, the patient himself is not afraid, what is he afraid of as a doctor.

Anyway, no matter how open the wound is, he can sew it up. He can even sew up the elephant skin when the elephant next to him is injured, let alone a human wound.

As a veterinarian, Dr. Kamaitachi is also very confident in healing people. He nodded to Sakunosuke Oda and told him to take the person away with confidence. Anyway, this is hell, and you can't die, so don't worry too much.

So, everyone began to discuss how to take Osamu Dazai out. After all, Osamu Dazai has been pouting his butt all the time because it is the most comfortable position. If you let him stand up, it may be difficult to stand upright, not to mention his anesthetic strength It's not over yet.

"Let me carry it." Oda Sakunosuke suggested that when Osamu Dazai came to Yan Moting, he carried it over.

"No, it will hurt my stomach." Osamu Dazai protested.

"Then hug?" Xiaokui proposed another posture, "How about a princess hug? It won't strangle you, and it won't touch your butt."

"It's embarrassing to hug a princess." Osamu Dazai denied it again, "Others will laugh when they see it."

"How could it be!" Xiaokui didn't think it would be embarrassing to be hugged by a princess. When the heroine was hugged by the heroine in the TV series, the comments on the bullet screen all said it was very romantic.When the classmates in her class were discussing TV dramas together, apart from Bidong, Princess Hug's behavior was the most girlish.

"And if the princess hugs you, everyone won't be able to see your butt." Xiaokui persuaded.

"Girls like princess hugs. I'm a boy. I don't like it. It's embarrassing. Don't do it." Osamu Dazai denied it three times.

Xiaokui said nothing.

Hong Yanmo suggested that, like a white stork delivering a child, let her become a big jiujiu and grab Dazai to go.

Osamu Dazai: "...Then what if I am reincarnated directly before I die, no!"

Osamu Dazai figured it out, the brain circuits of people in hell are very novel, he should be on guard, otherwise, what would happen if he watched the children reincarnate and ended up being reincarnated himself?

How do you say that sentence, boys should protect themselves outside, there is nothing wrong with it!

So everyone looked at Saiki Kusuo who had been silent all this time.

Half a minute later, Osamu Dazai, who had been knocked out by Red Enma, was carried by Saiki Kusuo on his shoulders. The rounded buttocks were particularly conspicuous, and he turned his head [-]% of the time when he walked on the road.

Osamu Dazai protested weakly: "I am a patient, treat me better..."

"Don't cry, don't cry." Xiaokui wanted to touch Dazai Osamu's head, but seeing the full head, and because of the posture of carrying it, it was inconvenient to touch the head, so she stretched her claws to Dazai Osamu's ass, I touched it lightly twice, but there was no elasticity at all, it felt like a bandage.

"So it didn't swell like this." Xiaokui said with emotion.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Osamu Dazai chirped: "Odasaku, you see they are bullying me..."

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Dazai Osamu sympathetically, reached out and touched Dazai Osamu's butt, and agreed with Xiaokui's expressionless face, "Really, there are so many bandages so tight, no wonder the doctor said to reduce the bandages." Eating and going to the toilet less, it will be really inconvenient."

Hong Yanmo came over and touched it, "It's so pitiful."

Dazai Osamu silently shifted his gaze to Saiki Kusuo.

Saiki Kusuo looked away, he was not interested in touching Dazai Osamu's butt, what if Dazai Osamu's wound collapsed again if he didn't control the force.

After all, being fucked by bugs is bad enough, let's let his ass go!