Unemployed Onmyoji Converted to God Judge

——Birth of a child (pseudo)

When Zhaohua got up from the bed, Sanriyue had already gone out.

He subconsciously glanced at the sky outside, the sun was bright and cloudless, obviously, it was getting late.

It's strange why he got up so late today, and San Riyue didn't call him.

From the time they lived together, Sanriyue helped him put on the clothes every day, and the two of them slept and got up together all the time, and their schedules were very consistent.

But today, this habit has been broken.

something happened?

Zhaohua dressed slowly, thinking subconsciously.

Before he could figure it out, when he was wearing the belt, his hand touched his abdomen, but instead of the usual flat muscles, it had a rounded curvature.

……

what happened?

He gained weight in one night? !

Zhaohua touched it again in disbelief, it was bulging, round, and a bit hard to the touch.

No, shouldn't the belly be soft?

He put his hands on his abdomen, thinking while touching.

Tumor?Stuffed?Put on weight?

A few nouns kept wandering in his mind, before he came to the most reliable conclusion, Sanriyue opened the door and came in.

He was wearing a kimono embroidered with fiery red maple leaves, and the bright colors made his appearance even more magnificent.

This outfit is the same as that prepared by Zhaohua's pillow, in other words, they are wearing couple outfits today.

Even though they have been together for a long time, Zhaohua is still full of joy because of this kind of thing.

"Three moons."

He smiled and called out the name.

Trinity also responded with a smile.

Just when he was about to tell about the bizarre changes in himself, San Riyue sat beside him, wrapped his arms around his waist very naturally, and put one hand on his abdomen.

"It's very hard to be pregnant, you can sleep a little longer."

Zhaohua: "...???"

He wondered if he hadn't woken up yet to hear such a shocking speech.

"W-carrying what?"

"Hahaha, you are struggling with this again. Didn't you ask Master Seimei? Our child will come out of the egg."

"We, our children?!"

Zhaohua felt that his brain was not enough. He could clearly understand what he said, but why was it so incomprehensible?

Pregnant with eggs?

Will the baby come out of the egg?

What kind of nonsense speeches are these? !

Children know that foxes are viviparous animals. Which family's fox cubs come out of eggs? !

No, no, that's not the point.

The point is-

When was he pregnant with himself and Sanriyue's child? ! !

Faced with the question from Zhaohua's soul, Sanriyue was taken aback for a moment, with a hint of sadness on her brows.

"Don't you remember?"

Seeing his reaction like this, Zhaohua thought in a trance that she was really pregnant with a cub and forgot.

But it's impossible.

Not to mention that in his memory, he was a normal person last night, how could he wake up with an extra cub?

The point is that he's a male, so he doesn't have the ability to conceive a baby at all!

This must be a dream!

Zhaohua hurriedly returned to the bed, slept in the cage, and next time he opened his eyes, he would have a perfect figure with eight-pack abs.

He quickly closed his eyes, pretending not to see San Riyue's hesitant expression.

After a nap, Zhaohua opened his eyes, and in front of him was Sanriyue's peaceful sleeping face, with dark blue hair hanging down the side of his face, casting dark or light shadows on his cheeks.

He was lying in the arms of crescent moon.

Zhaohua stretched out his hand, and vaguely traced Sanriyue's face.

When his hand was about to touch Sanriyue's lips, a hand stretched out from under the quilt and grabbed his restless fingers.

The most beautiful blade opened his eyes, and the golden crescent moon shimmered in his eyes.

"Owner……"

He grabbed Zhaohua's hand and kissed it lightly on his lips.

Zhaohua's eyes were burning, and he replaced his fingers with his own lips, and the two exchanged a long kiss.

He leaned against Sanriyue's arms and panted lightly, thinking, this is the correct way to open it.

The previous dream really scared him.

He had just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard San Riyue say, "Do you remember what happened before?"

Zhaohua froze, and suddenly had a very bad premonition.

"……What's up?"

Sanriyue sighed softly, grabbed his hand and put it on his abdomen, "Our child."

Zhaohua: "..."

The rounded arc of the palm clearly shows——

he!

A male fox and half demon!

She is really pregnant with him and Sanriyue's egg! ! !

In the spacious hall, Zhaohua's eyes were blank and he was embraced by Mikazuki, and facing him sat Foxnosuke, Minghu and Kokomaru in turn.

He was wearing a red maple kimono of the same style as Mikayue's, and he was kneeling and sitting neatly. Mikayue held his waist, and put his palms on his abdomen, and the warm touch was transmitted to the skin through the clothes.

At the same time, he was always reminded that he had an egg in his stomach.

……

What kind of messy fact is this? !

Regarding his unusual silence, Honosuke asked worriedly: "Master Zhaohua?"

Zhaohua didn't respond.

"The owner seems to have lost part of his memory and doesn't remember his pregnancy. He still can't accept the reality."

Sanriyue gently touched Zhaohua's stomach and sighed.

"I asked Master Qingming. Although this situation is rare, it is not without precedent. As long as the child is born, the master will return to normal, so you don't have to worry too much."

After hearing Sanriyue's words, everyone present felt relieved.

"In this case, the prenatal education should proceed normally."

Pregnancy, prenatal education? !

Hearing this word, Zhaohua woke up instantly, looking at the three people in front of him, his head was full of question marks.

What prenatal education can they do? ? ?

"It's me first."

Foxosuke, with a beautiful red pattern painted on his body, stepped out, walked to the far left of the hall, and raised a front paw.

"Look, this is the left front paw."

He lowered his left paw and raised the other. "This is the right front paw."

After showing his four feet one by one, he walked to the other side with a standard foxtrot.

"When a fox walks, it first steps out its left front paw and right rear paw, and after stepping firmly, it comes to its right front paw and left rear paw."

"Left front, right back, right front, left back..."

After walking back and forth ten times in the hall shouting slogans, Foxnosuke stopped, walked back to his original position, and sat down dignifiedly.

Zhaohua: "..."

It turns out that prenatal education teaches how to make a fox...

So they are convinced that foxes hatch from eggs? !

No, no, so, he is the strangest existence who was pregnant from the beginning!

Zhaohua fell into an endless loop of self-doubt again.

While he struggles with his own inner self, prenatal education continues.

"Then, let me explain to the little master the skills of eating and climbing."

Minghu brought out a large plate of fried tofu from behind like a magic trick. The fox on his neck crawled down his clothes and sat down in front of the fried tofu.

"First of all, the secret to eating is—"

"Look down!"

The yellow fox lowered its head.

"Open your mouth!"

The slender mouth opened wide.

"eat!!!"

A large piece of fried tofu was instantly swallowed.

After repeating this scene dozens of times, the plate was empty and the fox stopped.

"Secondly, the secret to climbing is—"

"Claw!"

"Hook!"

"Jump!!!"

The yellow figure leaped nimbly, and coiled up around Minghu's neck.

"At this point, my teaching with Minghu is over."

Zhaohua who was awakened by his voice: "..."

Nothing to say.

Only silence.

"Then in the end, I will teach the little master the skills of hair care."

Xiaohumaru smiled confidently, took out a wooden comb, and combed her smooth hair intoxicated.

"Daily care is essential for thick, lustrous hair."

"First of all, with love like this, gently smooth and straighten every strand of hair..."

"Smooth and straighten out..."

"Rationalize..."

……

An hour later, Xiao Huwan finally combed all his hair, treasured the comb and took out a small glass bottle from his pocket.

"Next, gently and carefully apply the hair care essential oil evenly to each strand of hair, with a gentle technique..."

……

Two hours later, Xiaohuwan, whose glossiness was up, picked up her hair tie.

"Finally, get a perfect hairstyle for yourself."

A yellow bow was tied on the hair in front of him, and Xiaohumaru withdrew his hand, showing a confident smile.

"You're done."

Zhaohua almost fell asleep in Sanriyue's arms.

He was awakened by Xiaohuwan's voice, and when he thought that these contents were prenatal education for the child in his stomach, he couldn't help turning his head to look at Sanriyue.

Is the child taught in this way really all right?

San Riyue's smile was the same as always, the sun shone on his body, as if coating him with a layer of golden light.

Against the light, his face was blurred in the shadows, except for the two crescent moons in his eyes, emitting a thrilling shimmer.

"What's wrong? Master, are you tired?"

Zhaohua's consciousness gradually blurred, and Sanriyue's voice seemed to be separated by a layer of fog, making it indistinct to hear clearly.

strangeness.

His eyes slowly closed.

Suddenly, feeling sleepy...

When Zhaohua woke up again, he found himself standing at the door of the knife forging room.

It's not just him.

All the swords in this pill are gathered here.

San Riyue stood behind him and brushed his long silver hair for him.

"Ready, master, you can go in."

Zhaohua didn't know why, so he turned around and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing in there?"

If I remember correctly, isn't Honmaru already fully charged?Not so long ago.

"Have you forgotten again?"

Sanriyue lowered her eyes and kissed him lightly on the forehead, "Don't worry, master, everything is ready."

"I will stay with you until our baby is born."

"Now, we can go in."

???

Is, already about to give birth?

Zhaohua touched his abdomen subconsciously, the curvature seemed to be a little bigger than before.

but! !! !!

Does this size already have a little fox?

He was dragged into the knife forging room by Sanriyue in a trance, and the moment he passed by the door, his eyes drifted to the nameplate by the door.

I saw two small characters written with a black brush next to the three big characters in the forging room.

--delivery room.

"...!"

Why do you have to have a baby in the forge? ! !

The author has something to say: Zhaohua: The Three Views have been broken and are being reorganized, so don’t cue

Trinity Moon: Smile.

The whole article is a spoof, hahaha it's over.