Unemployed Onmyoji Converted to God Judge

Zhaohua entered the forging room with a dazed expression on his face,

Seeing the cooling material enlarged by N times in the room with a dazed face, he listened to San Riyue with a dazed face and said: "The water temperature is just right, the master can go in."

Wait, are you going to enter here to give birth to cubs? !

Before he had time to react, he was led by Sanriyue and sent to the huge wooden basin.

!!!

Just as Zhaohua wanted to say that he hadn't taken off his clothes, he was surprised to find that his clothes were not wet at all.

At the same time, San Riyue took the carefully proportioned jade steel and charcoal, and devoutly threw it into the forging furnace that was raging.

…………

What is this doing?

Didn't they come in to give birth?

Perhaps it was because Zhaohua's suspicious eyes were too hot, San Riyue turned around, and explained with a smile: "It takes a certain amount of materials to give birth to a healthy child."

……

Their children are fox cubs, so they don't need to eat this kind of cold jade steel, right? !

Zhaohua was about to raise an objection when he suddenly remembered that Sanriyue is a sword.

Then their children may inherit half of the bloodline of swords and swords, can absorb jade steel charcoal cooling materials, have silvery white skin, hard texture, and eat some jade steel to heal when injured...

Wait, what is he thinking? !

No, definitely not the steel cubs!

No fox life is complete without soft fur!

Zhaohua was startled into a cold sweat by his own imagination, at this moment, San Riyue's joyful voice came.

"Master, the child is born."

Is this so fast?

Why doesn't he feel anything?

Zhaohua lowered his head subconsciously, his stomach seemed to be getting smaller.

His hands groped around the bottom of the basin, but found nothing.

...?

Where is his cub? ?

Zhaohua stepped out of the basin, the silver-white water surface was clear and clear, and the bottom could be seen at a glance—the bottom was empty.

Not to mention Zai Zai, he didn't even find a fragment of an egg.

"Where's the cub?"

"Oh here."

San Riyue's voice came from behind him, Zhaohua turned around, just in time to see San Riyue bring out something from the forge.

A piece of blue cloth was held in front of his eyes, and in the center of the cloth lay two round eggs.

It's really an egg...

Looking at these two pure white and smooth eggs, Zhaohua felt a strange throbbing in his heart. He stretched out his hand and touched the egg shells lightly, it was warm.

As if feeling his touch, the two eggs trembled slightly.

click-

A tiny crack suddenly appeared.

Zhaohua's hand trembled, and the strength of his fingertips became stronger, and the round egg suddenly staggered and fell sideways.

He was startled, and quickly helped the egg up.

At this moment, the crack suddenly widened, with two clicks, a gap in the middle separated the two eggs perfectly, and the cracked eggshell disappeared immediately, leaving only two figures lying in the middle of the blue cloth.

After seeing clearly what it was, Zhaohua was completely dumbfounded.

He stared at the two creatures that came out of the egg, said to be the children of him and Sanriyue, without speaking for a long time.

"Oh, master, our child is so cute."

There was a smile in Sanriyue's voice, and he even put the things he was holding in front of Zhaohua again, as if seeking his approval.

Zhaohua's face was stiff, and he raised his eyes to see Sanriyue's expression. This sincere praise did not seem to be fake.

He felt that either he was crazy or the world was crazy.

"Do you really think our children should look like this?"

On the blue cloth, two egg-shaped dolls were lying quietly, one was holding a yellow knife-pattern scarf, with a crescent moon in his eyes, the other had long silver hair, and his lips were pursed a little bit unhappy.

The two dolls look very familiar, and the big round eyes are really cute.

but! !! !!

Even if their child is not a little fox, a baby, a little steel fox, or a small sword, they will definitely not be this kind of unknown creature that looks like an egg!

The style of painting is different, okay? !

And can they talk?Can you move?Is it alive?

Zhaohua was very skeptical.

Maybe God Amaterasu heard his voice, and the two egg-like dolls suddenly stood up from Sanriyue's hands, opened those two pairs of big round eyes, and innocently shouted at him: "My lord father! "

Zhaohua: "...!"

He can actually talk!

Although the mouth does not move at all, it is still the original expression, but it can really speak!

This world is really crazy.

One in each hand, San Riyue held up the crystallization of love between him and his master, and placed them properly in his arms.Then she walked towards Zhaohua, raised his face, and stroked his cheek gently with her fingers.

"Master, you don't seem very happy, are you too tired?"

The flame of the forge was still burning fiercely, and the light of the fire was reflected from behind, and the dark blue iris of the crescent moon seemed to have turned into a deep ink blue.

"I……"

Zhaohua opened his mouth, and just when he was about to answer, he felt that his mind suddenly became chaotic, and his consciousness became blurred again.

When he woke up again, he was sitting on the corridor, beside two children talking to each other.

He turned his head and found two egg-shaped dolls in clothes beside him.

The sound is coming from them.

As if feeling his gaze, two pairs of eyes that looked very much like him and San Riyue looked over happily.

"Father!"

They were calling him father.

Zhaohua remembered in a daze that these two were the children he hatched in the forge.

However, compared to when they were just born, they were a lot bigger, and they even grew short hands and feet.

"Father, we are one year older and can have a higher height!"

"That's right, Father, take us to Uncle Tsurumaru."

Two pairs of short hands grabbed his sleeves, and his big round eyes looked at him pleadingly.

Zhaohua was taken aback for a moment, and agreed to their request.

He picked up the two dolls and put them on his shoulders.

They chattered non-stop along the way, talking about some interesting things.

Zhaohua showed a smile, although his appearance was a bit strange, he was still quite cute.

Arriving at Tsurumaru's room, the children screamed as soon as they reached the door.

"Uncle Tsurumaru!"

The crisp child's voice was very penetrating, and Tsurumaru heard it immediately. He opened the door and saw Zhaohua and the two dolls on his shoulders, not surprised.

"Oh, I knew you would come. Today is my birthday."

"That's right! Uncle Tsurumaru, we have been working hard to grow up."

Zhaohua is a little confused, is it their tradition to come to Tsurumaru on their birthday?

Before he could figure out why, he was urged into the house by the two little guys on his shoulders.

Tsurumaru moved a huge wooden box from the shelf, and then took out needle, thread and scissors from the side.

Seeing this scene, the two dolls jumped off Zhaohua excitedly, bouncing around Tsurumaru.

"So, how many centimeters do you want to grow today?"

"I want five centimeters!"

"I want it too, I want it too!"

"Hey, hey, I have all kinds of things here, so the old rules, this year it's my younger brother's turn to start first..."

Tsurumaru threaded the needle patiently, and the two dolls held their cheeks, waiting nervously and expectantly.

This scene looks happy and harmonious, but Zhaohua always feels that something is not right.

Speaking of which, does he remember that the newly hatched dolls have no hands and feet, and they grow out slowly because they grow up?

And talking about growing tall, sure enough these little guys look like dolls, but they can actually change.

Well, although it's hard to believe, he watched these two guys hatch out of the egg with his own eyes, no matter what, it was indeed his and Sanriyue's child.

If today is their birthday, I should prepare gifts for them, what should I prepare...

Zhaohua's thoughts gradually drifted away, and when he came back to his senses, he saw an unbelievable scene.

In the shadow cast by the window rail, Tsurumaru held up a pair of scissors, the tip of the knife was shining with a cold light, his lips were smiling, but his eyes were hidden in the dark, blurry.

On the floor illuminated by the sun, lay a torn doll—the hands and feet had been cut off, and the stuffed cotton leaked from the cut, like white blood, and the crescent-like eyes were still wide open. But it can't speak...

"what are you doing?!"

Zhaohua knocked off Tsurumaru's scissors, picked up the wreckage of the doll, and tried to stuff the leaked cotton back at a loss.

As soon as he moved, the doll's head jerked backwards, a big gap was exposed at the neck, and the cotton was constantly pouring out, the round head was swinging in the air, only the last piece of fabric was left to connect...

Zhaohua's pupils constricted suddenly, and his hands were stiff, not daring to move an inch.

"Master, what's the matter with you? Are you not satisfied with the hands and feet this time?"

Tsurumaru's doubtful voice came from the front, "I have prepared a lot of pairs, if you are not satisfied, you can change a pair."

"Here, you can choose yourself."

The sound of heavy objects being dragged came from the side, Zhaohua was startled, turned his head to look, and saw dozens of pairs of doll hands and feet neatly placed in the huge black wooden box, upright, kneeling, There are all kinds of lengths.

How is this going……

The scene in front of him shocked his brain, and before he could react, he heard a clear and clear child's voice from his arms.

He looked down, and the doll's head was swaying in the air. Those eyes that looked like crescent moons were looking straight at him, with a smile that had been set long ago.

"Father, we want to grow up."

Just at this moment, a round thing rolled to his feet, sprinkled white cotton along the road, the silver cloth hair was dusted, and the big eyes were black without a trace of light.

It said in the same voice: "We want to grow up."

"Grow up..."

"Master... Wake up... Master... Zhao!"

A familiar voice came from deep in the mist, Zhao Hua was startled, and suddenly opened his eyes.

The remnants of the picture still seemed to stay in the retina, his eyes had no focus, and he didn't know whether he was in a dream or reality.

"What's the matter with you? Have you had a nightmare?"

San Riyue gently wiped off the cold sweat from his forehead, his eyes filled with crescent moon were full of concern, his voice was like a ray of breeze in the hot summer, gradually calming Zhao Hua's mood.

He sat up and fell into Sanriyue's arms, everything in the dream was vivid in his mind, the more he thought about it, the more complicated his mood became.

"I... had a strange dream."

"Scared you? The ears are popping out."

San Riyue put her arms around his back, rubbing her cheek against something warm and furry, she turned her head to see that Zhaohua's silver ears were standing up vigilantly, and she trembled subconsciously when she heard his words.

"Well, I was really scared."

He still has lingering fears in his heart, but when he really thinks back, he only feels that there are flaws everywhere.

"Would you like to talk to me?"

San Riyue patted his back lightly, as if comforting a frightened child.

Although it was a bit difficult to say, Zhaohua still briefly explained it to Sanriyue with complicated emotions.

"I dreamed that I had an egg in my stomach for no reason. Everyone in this pill firmly believed that a little fox would be born from the egg, and they even did prenatal education..."

"On the day I was born, I went to the forge with you, but you hugged two eggs from the forge and said they were our children."

Zhaohua's eyes were tangled, and he couldn't help but want to cover his face when he thought of what was going to happen next, what kind of messed up dream was this.

"and then?"

San Riyue listened quietly, without any violent reaction to the dream he described, her voice guided him peacefully, her gaze was tolerant and gentle.

"Then the egg split open very quickly, and from the inside..."

Zhaohua held Sanriyue's hand tightly, "The doll that Tsurumaru Temple gave us hatched out of it."

That's right, he finally realized now that what hatched from his dream was the doll Tsurumaru gave them!

Zhaohua slowed down a bit, but didn't speak.

So far, the dream is just a weird and unreasonable funny dream.

Then came the part that scared his ears out.

Sanriyue gently kissed the tip of his ear, silently encouraging.

"They can move and talk, and they always call me Father. On their birthdays, let me take them to Tsurumaru Hall and say that they want to grow up."

Zhaohua took a deep breath and said the main thing.

"Then……"

"Tsurumaru Temple cut off their heads and stuffed cotton inside; cut off their hands and feet and replaced them with longer ones..."

What a realistic and logical scene this is.

To make a doll bigger, isn't it just stuffing cotton?

However, when Zhaohua thinks of that scene now, he still feels lingering fear in his heart.

"Oh, Tsurumaru is really rough."

Mikazuki attacked Tsurumaru seriously, "Don't worry, send him on an expedition tomorrow. Our doll will be safe and sound."

Amused by Sanriyue's upright look, Zhaohua raised his head, his expression has returned to calm.

"We are avenging our private revenge, and Tsurumaru Palace will protest."

"It doesn't matter, he hasn't gone on an expedition for a long time, let him exercise for the time being."

Sanriyue blinked at Zhaohua, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

then--

The next day, Tsurumaru was indeed sent on an expedition.

The author has something to say: Yes!It's a nightmare!

It was originally an illogical and funny dream, but as soon as Tsurumaru appeared on the stage, the atmosphere changed, and the big devil became a real hammer.

Thank you little angels for your support!This is the end of this article!

Although I want to write a sweet side story, but I don’t know why I only have this strange brain hole. It should be quite sweet if I pick it up?

Little angels, see you next time!ok~~