dog stock theorem

Although Qin Bailang is not the genius who can write at the age of five, can play at the age of eight, was admitted to Q University at the age of 12, and signed a contract worth hundreds of millions at the age of 20 without blinking an eye.

But he is indeed a person who can be flattered or humiliated in most cases.

And he thought so himself.

until……

Until the person he likes shows a pair of dog ears in front of him that don't seem to grow on top of human heads.

He's sure what he's seeing isn't a hallucination, and those ears aren't furry headbands.

Qin Bolang's pupils trembled, and he froze in the posture of reaching out to support Wang Le. His mind quickly passed through the biological evolution theory of biology, mixed with many monster classics such as the ancient Chinese tales of mountains and seas.

He even thought of the Legend of the White Snake, how Xu Xian fainted when he met the White Snake in the form of a snake.

What is he going to say now?

or what to do?

In an instant, all of Qin Bailang's senses were taken out of his body, and Wang Le's ears on the top of his head gave Qin Bailang, a simple materialist, a fatal challenge.

A reminder appeared on the door of the world view: "Do you want to update the program and restart the machine?"

Qin Bailang stretched out his trembling hands, and decided decisively: "Yes."

The old concept of black, white and gray collapsed, and the colorful fragments gradually rebuilt a new world.

half an hour.

Qin Bailang finally possessed his soul, his only thought was that Lele is a puppy with only ears.

"Alang, why don't you touch me."

Wang Le tugged on the soft ears that looked like lop-eared rabbits, and looked at Qin Bailang who had been stunned for a long time with wet eyes.

He, he thought that Qin Bailang would be very happy to see his ears.

Only monsters who have a particularly close relationship and can trust each other without reservation will show their true colors in front of each other.

Every little demon will sign a confidentiality agreement after it becomes sensible. The first clause is that it must never reveal its identity as a monster in front of non-monsters.

But dogs like to be close to human nature, so dog demons have become the focus of attention, and they are always called by the demon management bureau to repeatedly emphasize that in addition to most of the kind humans, there are also a small number of people who are very bad, such as some Taoist priests will use means to capture the little demon and practice it into a great tonic elixir.

Subtly, if monsters choose to live in human cities, they will always maintain their human appearance, even if they occasionally relax and change back to their original forms, they still choose to live in a private space.

This is the first time Wang Le has shown some of the characteristics of a monster, and he specially wanted to surprise Alan.

But Alang didn't show a particularly fond expression. Could it be that he disliked his ears and didn't stand up?

Most breeds of dogs can erect triangular ears and look energetic, but the ears of traditional Chinese Spaniels are lowered because their ears are thinner and longer.

Wang Le has seen couples in the village break up, it may be just because the other party's tail is curled up, eyes are not pure black, the color of the back is irregular, or love shedding and other reasons.

Wang Le panicked, he didn't want to break up with Qin Bailang for this reason, so Wang Le carefully raised his ears on both sides, and said softly: "If you don't like your ears hanging, I can tie them up."

Now Qin Bailang could see more clearly.

"I like it." This is Lele, Lele with ears.

Even though his heart was beating out of frequency from being frightened, Qin Bailang did not make any evasive movements, his Adam's apple swallowed, and he stretched out his hand to pinch Wang Le's extra pair of dog ears.

It feels cool to the touch and has a slightly fleshy texture. The soft hair on the ears is similar to Wang Le's hair.

Seeing that Qin Bailang accepted her, Wang Le promoted him, "Our Chinese fine dog actually has a very good pedigree. You should have heard that it is the same breed as the Xiaotian dog. It is Erlangshen's dog."

Wang Le worked hard to raise his status again, "Although humans nowadays like foreign dogs, corgis with big butts, white Samoyeds, cute Shiba Inu, and Spitz like cotton candy..."

The more Wang Le said, the less confident he was, and he felt that he really didn't have much advantage.

The Chinese Spaniel is a traditional hunting dog. In the ancient history of mankind, they were loved by nobles because they can catch rabbits very quickly. There was also a painter who drew "Ten Horse Dogs", ten of which are Nine of the paintings are fine dogs.

However, in modern society, their advantages have become their disadvantages. Humans no longer need fine dogs to hunt, and because of the amount of exercise and energy of fine dogs, they are gradually no longer raised, and fine dogs have gradually faded out of human sight.

"My legs are very long, my waist is very thin, and my butt is very straight." Wang Le said in a low voice, "...It's not ugly."

Now that human aesthetics have changed, dogs like Qin Bailang who live in big cities may also change with humans, preferring dogs with short legs, fat buttocks, and round bodies.

"How come, Lele is the best." Qin Bailang said immediately.

Even if Wang Leduo had grown a pair of non-human ears, Qin Bailang would not deny their past acquaintance experience for this reason.

Qin Bailang is thankful that his mental quality is too strong.

In retrospect, it’s no wonder that Wang Le likes puppies, he can talk to dogs, he can eat dog food, and even the Chinese fine dog he overheard is not just another name, but Wang Le’s real identity, so even the blind date gifts Also canned dog...

Canned dogs?

The blind date gift Qin Bailang received from Wang Le was canned dog food. At first, Qin Bailang thought he was delusional, but after carefully reading the product description, he confirmed that it was canned dog food.

He thought Wang Le was implying that he wanted to have a dog in the future, so he solemnly put it in the upper shelf of the refrigerator for storage, but thinking about it...

Wang Le is a demon dog, so his blind date may be...

"I don't know when Alang's stability maintenance vaccine will expire. I really want Alang to turn back into a dog." Wang Le rubbed Qin Bailang's palm with his ear, and said seriously: "No matter what Alang's original shape is, I'd like it too."

Sure enough, Wang Le thought he was also a dog.

Qin Bailang was even more at a loss than knowing that Wang Le is a dog demon.

He thought that Wang Le had misunderstood that he was a blind date. He just needed to explain clearly that there would be no problem. He wanted to mention it several times, but he always felt that the occasion was not serious enough, and he hesitated to push back and forth, which actually made Wang Le deeply in misunderstanding. middle.

But in this way, it is even more difficult to speak.

"Lele."

Qin Bailang reached out and hugged Wang Le tightly in his arms, bowed his head and kissed Wang Le's dog ears. He didn't want to lose Wang Le because of this, so he asked tentatively, "Lele, do you like humans?"

Wang Le felt Qin Bailang's body trembling, raised his hand and patted him on the back, thought carefully, and replied: "I like it, Jasmine and Osmanthus fragrans are very good, we can be friends. But my favorite is Aaron, I want to start a family with Aaron, because our dogs are loyal."

Qin Bailang: "..." We dogs.

It felt like a knife had been stabbed in the chest.

Wang Le also specifically cited a few examples from his surroundings, "There is a beautiful dog in our village who fell in love with a human being when he was working hard in a big city, and he worked hard to show his identity. After being with him, it didn't take a few years. Just abandoned, human beings are always fickle."

"The old village head also said that the dogs in the village believed in the sweet words of humans and even lost their lives."

"Alang, you may live in the city, because the security management is better, so you let down your vigilance, but you can't trust human beings so easily and show your dog body in front of them."

Wang Le concluded solemnly: "So let's dogs play with dogs."

Qin Bailang: "..."

It felt like a sieve had been inserted into my chest.

Qin Bailang suppressed the mixed feelings in his heart, accompanied Wang Le to get off work, ate sauerkraut bones in the pork bone restaurant, and finally returned home alone in a daze.

Sitting on the sofa, Qin Bailang covered his face with his hands, took a deep breath, and tried hard to confirm that what happened just now was not a dream.

He should have thought about it earlier, and he should have asked clearly. It was only because he had no concept of this monster that Wang Le had always misunderstood himself.

Qin Bailang looked at the most prominent box on the table, held it in his hand, and opened it.

The thing inside is yellow and clear, it is a stuffed duckling.

It was a gift from Wang Le to himself during the blind date. Qin Bailang regarded him as a treasure, and he was afraid of getting dirty, so he treasured it and put it in a custom-made box.

"quack--"

Qin Bailang squeezed it, and the duckling made the same clear and clear cry as usual.

Every time Qin Bailang misses Wang Le, or when the work pressure is high, he squeezes the duck, it seems that in this way he can think of the comfortable feeling of being with Wang Le.

"But Lele, I am the fickle human being you say, will you still accept me?"

Qin Bailang whispered in a low voice, but this time the little duck couldn't resolve the confusion in his heart.

Qin Bailang clicked on the search page on the screen and entered Chinese Fine Dog. He wanted to learn about Wang Le from these messy information.

Lele should be a long-haired dog. When looking at him, his eyes are always wet and full of joy.

Qin Bailang used his pen to outline the original appearance of Wang Le in his imagination on the paper.

If only he was really a dog.