dog stock theorem

"How can a person become a dog?"

After searching this question, the answer I got is: "Simple, it depends on whether you want to be a single dog, a licking dog, a little milk dog or a big wolf dog..."

Qin Bailang frowned at these invalid answers.

When the administrative assistant Tang Yun knocked on the door to deliver documents to Qin Bailang, she saw his solemn expression, and instantly thought that the company was about to close down. The last time when the company was facing a period of risk due to national policy adjustments, I had never seen Mr. Qin with such a heart. Uneasy look.

"President Qin, this is the draft plan, please have a look at it." Tang Yun put the document on President Qin's left hand side.

"okay."

Qin Bailang tried his best to separate his personal emotions and concentrate on the work at hand. After checking that there were no loopholes in the document, he wrote down his name.

Tang Yun took the document, and with a feeling of being considerate to her boss, she asked a lot: "Mr. Qin, are you in a bad mood recently?"

Qin Bailang rubbed his forehead with his hands, and replied, "Well, I have some personal problems."

Tang Yun breathed a sigh of relief, as long as the company didn't go bankrupt.

"Mr. Qin, the company hired a well-known psychologist last month. Many employees reported that his work ability is very good. You can choose to communicate with him."

The pressure on employees is relatively high, not only from work, but also from many factors such as family and society. The company has always paid attention to the mental health of employees, and specially invited many psychologists to solve the negative emotions in the hearts of employees in time. Last month because of Insufficient manpower has also specially recruited new doctors for the society.

"Thank you." Qin Bailang nodded, replying to the assistant's concern about him.

Qin Bailang is not used to expressing his thoughts to outsiders, but it seems that this matter really cannot be resolved by himself.

Because of the reshaped world view, now Qin Bailang walks on the road and sees everyone as if he was transformed into an animal, and he has already had hallucinations. If the psychiatrist is reliable, it is indeed the best choice at present.

So through the employee details, Qin Bailang found the doctor Huang mentioned by Tang Yun. His head was a chubby weasel, and his name was Huang Banxian.

Qin Bailang: "..."

No matter how you look at it, you don't look like a serious psychiatrist.And the name sounds like a feudal superstition.

Yes, his own troubles have not been resolved yet, and Qin Bailang has to solve the latest trouble.

Could it be that the personnel recruitment department was bribed, so the recruitment threshold was relaxed. Personnel is the door of the company. If they are not rigorous in doing things, the company's image and efficiency will be affected. With the mentality of inspecting employees, Qin Bailang registered a small number, registered under the name of the IT department, and clicked on the chat interface with Huang Banxian.

"Hello, welcome. May I ask if you are looking for wealth and a child or a peach blossom... The price of this fairy is innocent, and the internal price is only 288..."

The dialog box suddenly flashed a message, and Qin Bailang hadn't read the entire ten-line business introduction before he was withdrawn by Huang Banxian.

"Hello, what's wrong with you?" Huang Banxian asked directly.

Qin Bailang felt more and more that there was something wrong with this Huang Banxian, and asked directly: "Send me the electronic file of your professional certificate."

If he didn't even have a professional certificate in psychology, Qin Bailang would have the evidence to find a series of moths in the company.

"Don't, I was a part-time business just now, don't sue the boss, I still want to pay seven insurances and one housing fund while working here."

Huang Banxian hurriedly typed, and then sent a photo of the certificate, explaining: "I have a certificate, if you don't believe me, take a look, it's officially stamped."

Qin Bailang clicked on the certificate, and clearly saw the red official document, which was certified by the Beijing Monster Management Branch.

"..."

Normally, Qin Bailang would immediately judge the other party to be a liar, but now he is extremely sensitive to the word monster, so he didn't make a sound, and said routinely: "Well, then I know, you are a weasel demon."

"Hey, you are also a monster, brother, you scared me. That's right, I am a weasel, and my avatar is my original shape. Look at my fur, it's smooth and smooth!"

Huang Banxian thought that the other party was a human being, so he was strict and careful. Since they were all monsters, things would be easy to handle. After all, they are a family behind closed doors.

Huang Banxian glanced at Qin Bailang's message, and said, "You are from the IT department, are you anxious because you lost your hair because you stayed up late typing codes?"

The trumpet Qin Bailang built just now is listed under the name of the IT department, so he followed his words and said, "Yes, you are very professional, and you can even tell from this."

Huang Banxian was praised, and said triumphantly: "That's not true, if I don't have two brushes, I really can't get into the Qin Group."

"I remember Qin's recruitment is very strict."

"It's really strict. I'm not a special case. That's why I can solve the psychological problems for the monsters. How can we monsters understand those human beings who babble when they speak?"

Qin Bailang vaguely sensed the meaning of his words.

"Are there a lot of monsters in our company?" Qin Bailang asked deliberately.

"You're new here, don't you know the situation?"

Huang Daxian said, "Qin's is a well-known monster company in our monster world. The agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry, and fishery industries he developed are for monsters to occupy territory. We monsters who have no house or land rely on working for the Qin family. You Take a look at our company headquarters, one tenth of the people are monsters."

Qin Bailang: "..."

As the president, why didn't he know that the Qin family had become a monster company?

When he saw Wang Le showing his dog ears, Qin Bailang was already prepared, maybe he would encounter more monsters like Wang Le in the future, but he didn't expect that the base camp of monsters was in his company.

Huang Daxian guessed that this IT monster might have come from the countryside and had no experience, so he said: "As far as the supervisor of your department is concerned, the original shape is a red-crowned crane."

In Qin Bailang's mind, he recalled the appearance of the IT director. He was a thin and bald man, without the impression of a red-crowned crane's fairy-tale character.

"He's not like that."

Huang Daxian immediately said: "He really is! Just now he asked me for hair restorer."

"You haven't been in contact with the red-crowned crane demon, have you? They already have the gene for hair loss. Isn't the top of his head red? It's the result of hair loss. He also chose to work in the IT department. I don't think he has a chance to grow new hair."

"So I suggested that he often go for a stroll in the garden behind the company's main building. Baldness cannot be cured. Try to live for two more days, and don't stay up late and die suddenly."

Qin Bailang walked to the window, and through the glass, he could just see the green space and ponds in the park, and several areas were set aside, where animals were raised in a leisurely manner.

A red-crowned crane hovered by the pool, looked down at the reflection in the water, and touched the top of its head with its wings in a humane manner.

Seeing his melancholy appearance, several red-crowned cranes surrounded him and patted him on the back soothingly.

Qin Bailang felt that the whole world was illusory.

Originally, Qin Bailang sometimes saw these animals, sometimes he didn't see them, and thought they were wandering off to other places, but he didn't want these animals to look like company employees going out for a stroll.

"Also, all the gatekeepers in our company are monsters, Siberian tigers, black bear spirits..." Huang Daxian chattered on and on to introduce the internal situation to the country goblin.

Are there still humans in this world?

Qin Bailang felt as if he was derailed from the world.

Seeing several red-crowned cranes crossing shoulders and leaving the sight, Qin Bailang sat back in the office chair, looked at the head of the weasel, seemed to give up his reason, and humbly asked the weasel for advice: "Then do you know how to get along with another weasel?" Is a dog demon in love?"

Qin Bailang thought that he could better understand Wang Le's mentality from the perspective of a monster, but he really regarded Huang Banxian as a psychiatrist and exposed the difficulties he was facing.

Huang Banxian quickly replied: "It's simple, dogs and demons are simple, as long as you don't deceive the other party, you will be able to live well, don't worry, you can buy your partner a bone and she will be happy for two days."

deceive.

When Qin Bailang saw these two words, his eyes went dark.

"But if you accidentally deceive the other party, how should you solve it?"

"It's easy to solve, then quickly explain and apologize, dog, there is no overnight feud, but don't delay, or they will not be able to get over the threshold in their hearts."

"But what if we accidentally delay?"

Huang Banxian wondered if the other party came to find fault on purpose, but thought that he would still have to eat this bowl of rice here, so he held back his anger and replied patiently: "Then you are finished, and be prepared to fight her twice." , Gouzi hates cheating and betrayal."

Qin Bailang: "..."

"Well, Aaron, Aaron."

Holding the phone, Wang Le wanted to chat with Qin Bailang, but he was afraid of disturbing his work, so he squeezed the ears on his head. The magic power of the milk candy lasted for a short time, and he would soon lose this pair. ears.

Just as he was about to take a photo and record it, Wang Le received a letter.

"Xiao Wang, I'm going back to Lianhua Town tomorrow." It was the message from Uncle Seven.

Uncle Qi’s grandpa still has a lot of foxes up and down in his house, so he can’t stay outside for long. This time, he was filming commercials and teaser films, and he was going to go home after the filming.

Wang Le remembered that he promised to buy a new football for Hu Shiwu, and hurriedly sent a voice message: "Uncle Qi, can you help me bring the gift back..."

Uncle Seven was also shopping for gifts for the little foxes in the mall at this time, Wang Le Wenxin hurriedly put on his hat and met with Uncle Seven.

As soon as he entered the mall, Wang Le recognized Hu Yu at a glance.

Because of Hu Yu's special attire and stunning face, he could attract many human beings to strike up a conversation just by sitting anywhere, and he could find it by looking for the place with the most people.

After Wang Le and Hu Yu met, Hu Yu went to buy a pair of short sleeves and pants in order to avoid being noticed and expose Wang Le's dog ears.

"Uncomfortable." Hu Yu frowned, and asked suspiciously: "Xiao Wang, how did you get used to such clothes?"

The jeans were so tight to my legs that I couldn't walk, and the quality of the top was mediocre, not as soft as a silk gown.

Wang Le said helplessly: "Living in the city is like this, so I get used to wearing it."

He is used to wearing human clothes, and gradually fell in love with this city and accepted this place. In fact, the main reason is that Qin Bailang is here.

Wang Le's thoughts are too easy to guess, Hu Yu straightened his hat for Wang Le, covered the ears of the dog and said: "Don't completely change yourself for him."

Hu Yu is a conservative monster, he thinks it is better for monsters to live in remote places away from places where humans gather.

At first he thought that Wang Le was also such a little monster, preferring the vastness of the mountains and fields, but he didn't think that just because he fell in love with another dog, he could completely relax and integrate into the city.

But at a glance that day, he felt that Qin Bailang was not the simple black dog demon Wang Le said, and was about to ask again, but he heard Wang Le say indifferently: "I really like A Lang, and I want to be with him." Live in the same kennel and eat the same bowl of dog food."

No matter how docile a dog is, it still has its own sense of territory.

Hearing this, Hu Yu thought to himself, Wang Le really loves Qin Bailang very much.

So Hu Yu didn't say anything to pour cold water on, and said: "If he bullies you, grandpa will help you deal with him."

In Hu Yu's eyes, Wang Le is just like his own fox ball, a fragile cub.

"Alang won't bully me." Wang Le replied firmly.

"Then, Uncle Qi." Wang Le remembered Feng Cen, who had an oolong fight with Hu Yu and hadn't seen him for more than ten years, and asked curiously: "If you go back, will you separate from him? "

Lianhua Town is remote, and Feng Cen can't stand the boring human beings at first glance. The seventh uncle and grandpa finally found him, but they have to separate again.

Hu Yu raised the corner of his mouth, and said, "Feng Cen went back with me, um, it was voluntary."

The author says:

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