How to tame a male god into a loyal dog

Qiu Huhu is very crazy, the weather in October is still scorching hot, Tong Hua played a game with a few friends from the student union, he didn't feel it when he was running around on the court, but now he only saw his clothes when he stopped They were all drenched in sweat, panting from the heat.

Holding the basketball in one hand and pulling the collar of his T-shirt to fan the wind, he walked along the shade of the trees. When he passed the Jiaochao, he felt like he was plunged into it, and he was saved by the cool wind inside.He opened the freezer, picked up a bottle of water, and went to the door to line up to check out. When he arrived, the cashier scanned the barcode and waited for him to swipe his card. Only then did Tong Hua realize that the campus card was on the loan of the basketball court!

He uttered a "tsk", feeling a little embarrassed, but the girl in line behind him helped him out: "Swipe mine."

The girl handed over her campus card and settled the bill with a beep. Tong Hua hurriedly thanked, "Thank you, let me transfer Alipay for you." Then she took out her phone to open the app, but the other party shook her head: "I Alipay is not tied to a card, add a WeChat?"

"..."

Tong Hua smiled, opened WeChat and scanned her QR code according to her words, and while transferring the account, she heard the girl ask, "How can I make a note?"

"...Tong Hua, um, I transferred the money, so I left a bit earlier."

While the girl was typing with her head down, he quickly ran away with his things in his arms. Since he was in college, he has met quite a few girls who have struck up a conversation with, and there are many pretty and cute ones. It's a pity, a pity——

It's a pity that he is gay!

Tong Hua lamented how good luck made people, and when he went up to the fourth floor, he remembered that he didn't buy the watermelon he had been thinking about for a long time, and he was too lazy to go down, so he went straight back to the dormitory. Just as he took out the keys, he saw the door being knocked open, which scared him away. After hiding, he saw his roommate Xu Yixing walking out with two big bags of garbage in one hand with a bitter face, followed by an angry voice: "Big summer! Save two or three days of takeaway boxes, your roommate didn't save you It's bearable to drive out!"

Tong Hua met her bosom friend in the mountains and rivers, rushed in in quick steps and grabbed the man's hand: "I can't bear it, brother dei! I have long wanted to throw away people and trash together, if it wasn't for the trash can't fit..."

He got stuck in the middle of his speech, just now he only heard talking outside the door, but now he came in and saw a tall handsome guy standing tall inside the room, with handsome features and good features, he is 1.9 meters tall, a gay guy can see it at a glance Look at the handsome guy who has softened his waist.

Tong Hua's waist softened, and she forgot what she said halfway through. She held his hand and didn't know what to do, but Xu Yixing asked bitterly, "Brother, let me put it outside first, I won't be able to take it this time. I'll take it all the way to class tomorrow..."

"no."

"I'll get it for you!"

The two voices overlapped, Tong Hua glanced at the handsome guy again, and ran towards the corridor carrying a few bags of garbage as if fleeing.

Xu Yixing was stunned, flattered by Tong Hua's abnormal positive performance, it was not until Tong Hua hid in the stairwell and winked at him that he came back to his senses and walked over: "No, why are you so courteous when you have nothing to do?"

Tong Hua continued, "If you're rape, you're stealing. If you don't steal, you want to rape. Who is that? Your brother?"

Xu Yixing: "My brother. He was in his senior year, and he didn't even help me carry my luggage at the beginning of school. Now he went out for research and came back and wanted to take care of me. Look at all the nitpicking, picking noses and eyes, it really annoys me to death. It’s better to just leave me alone and let me fend for myself.”

Tong Hua asked again: "Brother?"

Xu Yixing glanced at him: "I'm not a real brother, he has the same father and the same mother. His name is Xu Jiayan, and I'm Xu Yixing. Are you Jiayan Yixing? Are you educated? My grandfather had to ask my dad for a good name just to make up this couple. Mom gave birth to a second child and was fined 2000 yuan."

Tong Hua looked at his face carefully, and sighed, "Genetics is really a metaphysics."

Xu Yixing: ...

"What do you mean!"

The two of them fought and fought and jumped back to the fourth floor, and then all fell down in an instant, one was afraid, the other was ashamed...?In short, you pushed each other into the dormitory like elementary school students entering the office.Xu Jiayan was still standing in the room swiping his cell phone, Xu Yixing was afraid that he would see the chocolates he bought for the little girl on the table - there was no way, since he was hit by his brother's puppy love in junior high school, he had already formed an inherent psychological shadow - quickly invite him Move to the side: "Brother, sit down, my bed is below, this is my upper bunk, it's called Tong Hua, the birch of the birch tree."

The two greeted Xu Jiayan and sat down. After sitting down, he frowned: "Why is your bed so uneven, why is it bulging?"

He stretched out his hand to lift the mattress, Xu Yixing didn't stop him, and a pile of stinky socks appeared in front of the three of them unexpectedly, and the scent factor that had been suppressed for a long time reappeared, and immediately rushed to the free world, almost knocking Xu Jiayan to death Somersault.

"I @#￥#%...￥!!!!!!" Tong Hua almost jumped up, not caring whether the handsome guy was handsome or not, so she raised her leg and kicked Xu Yixing's ass, causing him to stagger Arrived at his nest of biochemical weapons.Before he could resist, he was interrupted by Xu Jiayan—"Xu, Yi, okay!"

Xu Jiayan was so angry that he couldn't speak, so he held back for a long time and said: "You wash it up for me!"

Tong Hua continued, "Either you can eat it!"

Xu Yixing hurried forward to clean up, Xu Jiayan took two steps back: "Have you washed your socks since school started?"

Tong Hua covered her nose: "Aren't you addicted to collecting garbage, the trash can has turned into a ghost!"

"Are you planning to wear a pair of socks for one day and wash them once a month? No wonder you asked your mother to buy socks for you at the wholesale market!"

"After wearing it for a month, you have to smell it one by one to pick out the ones that don't smell bad enough and wear them for another day!"

"Playing ball and running every day, sweating in such hot weather and don't know how to take a bath and wash clothes?"

"There is a washing machine for big items. Can a pair of socks tire you to death? There are so many people in the world, and you, Xu Yixing, prefer to stock up on socks!"

"My parents love to be clean, why do I have a younger brother like you!"

"Three cleanliness freaks in one dormitory, just come out of a strange flower in a hundred gardens like you!"

Xu Yixing poked his head out from the bathroom, and said weakly, "Look at the two of you singing together..."

Xu Jiayan & Tong Hua: "Shut up, wash up!"

After scolding Xu Yixing, both of them fell silent, the only sound in the room was the sound of scrubbing clothes, both of them were a little embarrassed, Xu Jiayan turned his head and glanced at this child who shared the same hatred with him, his skin was white, his eyes were black, black is black and white It's white, and it's very youthful.

He coughed lightly: "Let him wash it, I'll go first."

"Hey!" Tong Hua stopped him, but didn't know what to say, so she searched her brain hard to come up with an excuse, "I'll buy watermelon, let's go down with you."

The two went downstairs, and Tong Hua went to the fruit shop to buy watermelons. Xu Jiayan said goodbye and left first. Before he had gone far, he heard someone calling him from behind: "Well, senior! My card is out of money, can you pay for it for me?" ?”

After paying the bill and taking the watermelon, Tong Hua stood at the door of the shop, took out her phone and opened WeChat, "I'll add you, and I'll transfer the money... Oh no, I'll transfer some money to the card when I transfer it to you."

Xu Jiayan smiled: "There's no rush."

[The author has something to say: open a new pit~]