How to tame a male god into a loyal dog

When Tong Hua returned to the dormitory with the watermelon, Xu Yixing was leaning against the door of the bathroom and playing with his mobile phone. When he heard the door rattle, he almost threw the mobile phone into the sink. He was relieved when he saw Tong Hua.

"My brother left?"

"Let's go, but he asked me to supervise you," Tong Hua pretended to hold up the phone to record the video, "Senior, now we are broadcasting Xu Yixing washing socks, let's count, two four six seven eight..."

"Fuck off!"

Tong Hua turned over the phone and showed it to him: "Look for yourself."

The first row of the WeChat page was Xu Jiayan's avatar. Xu Yixing choked and had to lower his head and rub his socks: "You and my brother are very talkative, huh?"

Tong Hua's face was hot, and she sat on her seat with a watermelon in her arms, refusing to admit defeat: "We who love cleanliness have something to say about denouncing trash cans."

He lowered his head and clicked into Xu Jiayan's profile to see that it was a standard science and engineering male profile, with a profile picture of a starry sky with anime strokes, located at the school, most of the voters retweeted, and occasionally there were a few scenery and group photos.

Tong Hua clicked on every tweet carefully, and finally grasped a pattern - 80.00% of the tweets belonged to the school's student union!

Xu Yixing hung Liu'er's socks to dry on the balcony, rubbed his hands and asked him to eat watermelon, Tong Hua took the melon and hid, Xu Yixing said very politely: "Father!"

Tong Hua: "Son, Dad asked you something."

Xu Yixing didn't answer, but Tong Hua flexed and stretched, and immediately scooped up a watermelon ball and handed it to him, before he asked, "What's the matter?"

Tong Hua smiled like a weasel who wanted to steal a chicken: "Your brother is from the school council?"

Xu Yixing didn't expect him to ask this: "Yes, he is the vice chairman, what's wrong?"!

Tong Hua blushed, and the prelude to "The Overbearing Chairman Falls in Love with Me" sounded in his mind, and he rubbed his nose trying to hide it: "Does he have a female ticket...or a male ticket?"

Xu Yixing became vigilant, and quickly spit out a few watermelon seeds: "What are you doing? Are you trying to trick my brother?"

Tong Hua knocked on the side of the watermelon with a spoon: "Can you stop talking like that? Another word, a secret promise, love at first sight, private decision for life..."

Xu Yixing: "Stop!"

Tong Hua said sharply, "Father!"

Xu Yixing gritted his teeth: "It's useless to call him Grandpa."

Tong Hua: "Grandpa!"

Xu Yixing: "..."

Tong Hua persuaded him: "I didn't ask you to help me chase him, I just asked."

Xu Yixing still didn't say anything, but Tong Hua understood: "That's right! If there is, you must tell me!"

Xu Yixing: "...Don't waste your energy, my brother hasn't opened that hole yet, do you think there are few people chasing him? If you don't talk about it, you don't talk about it."

Tong Hua was full of confidence: "Don't worry about it, just get used to it in advance and call me sister-in-law, and it's over."

Xu Yixing: "..."

So he brazenly went to snatch Tong Hua's watermelon: "Honor my uncle!" The two of them were laughing and joking, and when the phone buzzed, Xu Yixing quickly pushed Tong Hua away: "Get out of the way, it must be my daughter." News from a friend."

Tong Hua sneered, "I've rejected you [-] times and returned my girlfriend."

Xu Yixing ignored him, and it wasn't his girlfriend's news on the phone, but his brother: the dormitory is hygienic, so I can take care of myself, and check randomly from time to time.

Xu Yixing: I know, I know.Brother, what do you think of my roommate?

Xu Jiayan: What?fine.Are you in the same class?

Xu Yixing: That's right, brother, guess what he said to me?

Xu Jiayan: No guessing.Have a meeting and leave.

Xu Yixing: ...

Xu Yixing: Brother, I really don't want to know?Especially explosive

Xu Yixing: brother, you are gay

Xu Yixing: ...

Here, Xu Jiayan ignored the pop-up boxes one by one, opened WeChat to scan, pointed at a QR code, and scanned out a teaching assistant registration form.

His roommate Su Ping took a look: "Are you still free to be a teaching assistant? Your tutor can't wait to lock you in the laboratory every day."

Xu Jiayan let out a "huh" and entered his younger brother's class.The teaching assistants in the freshman class were basically grading homework. He picked and picked, and only one C language had an experimental course, so he chose it. He also selected a few suitable interview times and submitted the form.He didn't fool his brother. There will indeed be a meeting in a while. The 100th anniversary of the school is approaching. The school will hold a big event, and the student union will also undertake a large part of the work.

Su Ping got out of bed, opened the closet, picked out a suit, and gestured: "Liang Zizhang seems to have gone."

Xu Jiayan replied: "He arranged the venue and went early. Are you going out?"

Su Ping said while changing his clothes: "Well, there is an off-campus investment for a project that I have drawn by myself. I will go and have a look."

——The dormitory of theirs is often referred to by the students as "the power center of A". There are four residents in total. The person in charge of Daiso (Student Entrepreneurship Alliance) claims that he is only 22 years old and is worth a million dollars, while another roommate who has moved out for an internship was a minister in the Social Federation in his junior year, but he is holding a question about whether everyone can Regularly graduated social work hours.

Of course, the interpersonal relationship in Zhong Lingyuxiu's dormitory is also much weaker, everyone is very busy with each other, except for sleeping in the dormitory for a few hours, there is no interaction.The relationship between Xu Jiayan and Su Ping is considered to be the best, because when Su Ping first started his business and started a study abroad program, he sponsored more than [-] yuan. When Su Ping was drunk, he often patted him on the shoulder proudly and said that he would share half of the country.

Thinking of this, Xu Jiayan reminded him: "Hold the phone away, turn off the lock screen, and I can pick it up when I'm drunk."

Su Ping agreed, and Xu Jiayan had no choice but to: "Can't you stop drinking? You're still a student, so they have to act like social people?"

Su Ping shrugged: "They just see that our students are easy to bully, and how to deal with society if we don't pretend. Hey, how do you understand the little pink in the ivory tower."

Xu Jiayan glanced at him and went to the meeting.