How to tame a male god into a loyal dog

The size of the single bed is placed there, two people lying side by side will almost take up the full space, and there is only one quilt, and the two of them are lying down in a regular manner at the beginning, one is against the wall and the other is against the edge of the bed , the middle is clearly separated, but in this way the quilt is flattened, and the wind is blown in the middle, so it moves in very tacitly, moves, moves, and finally touches.

After a while, Tong Hua began to be dishonest, and moved slowly, like a little mouse. Xu Jiayan couldn't sleep because of his disturbance, so he turned over and faced him: "What's wrong?"

Tong Hua paused for a moment, then groaned and chirped a few times, pretending to be in a daze, her hands and feet seemed to be out of her control, and she entangled them stickily, her whole body arched into Xu Jiayan's arms, her hands Put your arms around his waist, ride up with one leg, and rub against him up and down.

Xu Jiayan suddenly stiffened like a rock.

Tong Hua wasn't much better either, it was the first time he "threw himself in his arms", he took the initiative so much that he felt ashamed, for fear that Xu Jiayan would find out that he was pretending to be asleep and push him away, and maybe he would sternly accuse him A few words - shameless, unacceptable or something!He will be ashamed to see people!

The two of them are like a pair of stone sculptures embracing each other, each other's minds are in a mess, numb and numb, sleepiness hit, Tong Hua fell asleep, Xu Jiayan didn't have the habit of taking a nap at first, but just felt the person in his arms After falling asleep, his body gradually relaxed, he took long breaths, hummed a few times or moved his hands and feet a little. He was immersed in this novel experience, and fell asleep unconsciously.

After waking up again, it was past three o'clock. Xu Jiayan had other things to do at night, so he couldn't get tired of it anymore, but he promised to come here in the future. Tong Hua was like a child who discovered a secret base when he was a child. He was so excited that he couldn't go by himself. On the way back, I was so happy that I almost flew up, and my footsteps involuntarily took on the rhythm of jumping, and I almost floated back all the way.

"Bang!" Tong Hua slapped open the dormitory door, startling Xu Yixing who was lying on the bed and swiping his phone.

"Where did you go, and you didn't come back to sleep at noon." Xu Yixing put one foot on the railing and yawned.

"Guess." Tong Hua blushed.

"I can tell just by looking at how excited you are," Xu Yixing rolled his eyes, "Did you go out to eat with my brother?"

"Wrong!" Tong Hua said loudly, "We slept together!"

"Whatthe... fuuuuuuuck!" Xu Yixing was shocked, and when he stood up, he remembered, but his foot got stuck on the railing, and he fell into a dog gnawing shit in a twisted posture.

Tong Hua lovingly patted his head: "Young uncle doesn't need to do such a grand ceremony, I haven't prepared any red envelopes yet."

Xu Yixing broke down: "Aren't you?! It's...it's only been a few months? You just... Your gay love is too superficial, aren't you gays so casual? Can't you keep yourselves clean? Is it bad to boycott pre-marital sex?! Woc, you don’t have a condom! You can’t get by medicine!”

Tong Hua answered one by one: "Why are we gay and we are gay? Individual behavior does not represent group consciousness and does not impose individuality OK? Adults... and people who are about to grow up can make choices about their own lives, including their lives. If you don’t act before marriage, how do you know if it’s suitable for you to return it after marriage? Besides, do you know if you’re still in the same place? Love at first sight? .”

Xu Yixing's macho tears, it's only been a few days, and Tong Hua has been able to say such things in a pretentious manner, will he be able to live in the future? !

After Tong Hua's small-mouthed theory, she squatted on the ground and said to Xu Yixing who was crying for her brother's chastity: "You are really silver, so we took a nap together, and you took a nap." Do you have to wear a condom to prevent that thing from staining the sheets?"

Xu Yixing: ...

Tong Hua couldn't be in a better mood. He hummed a song and took off his coat, exclaiming loudly as he took it off: "Ah! This is the clothes my senior washed for me! Ah! Such a soft touch! Such a fragrant smell! This Full of heart!"

Xu Yixing was numb: "...Shall I throw the washing machine for you with my own hands?"

Tong Hua smiled: "I haven't seen him throw it for you either!"

Xu Yixing let out a long sigh and fell down on the bed.

But Tong Hua didn't intend to let him go, he was in such a good mood, that he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't bully Xu Yixing, so he kicked him: "I didn't say, look at your pile, you leave such rubbish Waiting to pass it on to your son as a family heirloom?"

Xu Yixing simply annoyed him to death: "I can pass it on to you right now!"

Tong Hua grinned, "You can't call it a biography, you have to call it a filial piety."

"I honor your uncle!"

"Hey," Tong Hua reprimanded, "We'll be a family from now on, don't count your relatives and scold you, it's not good to scold yourself."

Xu Yixing said weakly, "Who is with your family?"

Tong Hua said seriously: "Tsk, what you said, my father is Xu Jiayan's father, and Xu Jiayan's father is your father, isn't it, brother?"

Xu Yixing roared in despair.

"Brother, are you blind!"