How to tame a male god into a loyal dog

In Xu Yixing's 19 years of life, his elder brother has always existed as an object of worship.

Children will have some admiration for the older children around them, and Xu Jiayan does have a reason to be admired. When Xu Yixing and a group of friends are dragging their big noses and playing wildly, they often hold their chests up and proudly say "what's wrong with my brother?" How about it, other cubs are also fond of this trick, and every family with children in the whole community has heard "Brother Jiayan said..." from their own children.

Later, when he grew up, Xu Jiayan could teach him how to solve problems, take him to play basketball, and play games with him. Even when his bicycle broke down, Xu Jiayan tried to fix it for him. This kind of admiration became stronger and stronger. My brother is covered with gold, so when Xu Jiayan came out to his family in his freshman year, his parents almost went crazy with anger, but Xu Yixing stood up to defend his brother without thinking - what's wrong with liking men, whoever likes men is still my brother , since my brother is gay, the existence of gay must be reasonable!

In Xu Yixing's mind, Xu Jiayan is a big brother who doesn't talk much but is reliable, who often reprimands him but really loves him.

Until Xu Jiayan fell on Tong Hua.

Xu Yixing still can't figure it out, why Tong Hua?He thought that Xu Jiayan would find a male sister-in-law who was as good and good-looking as him, with a gentle and amiable personality, but his brother found a sand sculpture, and this sand sculpture was still his upper berth.

Xu Yixing glanced at the messages on his mobile phone in despair. Xu Jiayan was asking him how Tong Hua's birthday was, and then raised his head from "Shan Yu Xi". Tong Hua was holding a straw in one hand and a cup of milk tea in the other, mouth There are words in it: "The trick to inserting a straw is to let the cup relax its vigilance... Now, I will count to three and do it... One... Crack!"

"Perfect." Tong Hua gave herself a thumbs up triumphantly.

Xu Yixing was expressionless.

Tong Hua took a big sip, put the cup aside, and scrolled the mouse with one hand resting on his chin, reviewing the teacher's courseware. He had just read a few pages when his phone buzzed and vibrated. He thought it was another call from the business operator recommending a package. , glanced casually, but when he saw the caller ID, his eyes widened slightly, he was a little happy, and he swiped up to connect the call.

"dad!"

Xu Yixing couldn't help but take a look here, this was the first time in half a year that he saw Tong Hua answering his father's call.

Tong Hua's parents have just divorced. His mother is a designer and his father is a small boss. They both treat him very well, but a boy of this age doesn't talk much to the family. His mother can still care about basic necessities of life, while his father only asks if he has enough money to spend. up.

Tong's father did the same this time: "Huahua's birthday is coming soon, sir. I'll send you some money, you invite your classmates out for dinner, and dad will order you a big cake."

Tong Hua agreed, and the two of them didn't have much to say, Tong's father told him to talk when he wanted money, and then hung up.

Xu Yixing took advantage of the situation and asked, "How did you spend your birthday?"

Tong Hua threw the phone aside: "Let's live like that, please go out for a meal, eat a cake, sing or something."

Xu Yixing commented: "Vulgar."

Tong Hua honestly admitted this time: "I also think it's quite vulgar. Then what do you say, or I won't invite any guests, and just take the money my father gave me to wrap up a presidential suit, and ask my senior to give me a rose." A passionate coming-of-age ceremony with candles, aromatherapy and red wine?"

Xu Yixing: "...I advise you to be kind, uncle is getting old..."

"That's right, so what's so good about it?"

"Is there yellow waste in your mind besides eating?! Climbing mountains, watching the sunrise, skiing, can't these work?!"

"Food and sex, what do you mean... hey hey? Watching the sunrise?"

Xu Yixing said angrily, "My brother is thinking about how to give you a memorable birthday!"

What the hell, I just say happy birthday on my birthday!

Tong Hua was stunned for a moment, then covered her face with her hands, twisted her body, and pinched her throat: "Oh, why is he so nice~"

Xu Yixing: Why are you scratching like this...

(Small theater: Xu Yixing: On my birthday, I just said happy birthday, my brother doesn’t love me!

Xu Jiayan: I didn't buy you a gift at that time!If you don't want it, I'll go back with great effort!

Xu Yixing (crash): You bought me a set of red five-three!I finally finished painting the purple and you bought me a red one!

Xu Jiayan: Your birthday is in March!It's almost time for the college entrance examination!

Xu Yixing: Stop talking, you don't love me.

Xu Jiayan: Yes, get out. )