The love of ejaculation

"Hi..." Guo Baike hiccupped in the corner of the wall while holding his favorite wine jar, and half drunk and half awake, he raised his head and took another sip of the wine.

It has been half a month since he came to this country called Southern Song Dynasty, and he still can't accept the fact that he got here inexplicably.

As a heroic and chivalrous beggar boy, especially as a cute and cute chow lion beggar, the final outcome of his life should be to perish with the Spike Army instead of staying in this sparsely populated corner and not even getting a meal .

But he didn't think about it either, half naked with brightly colored patterns on his upper body, all kinds of leather and iron rings on his lower body, he looked like a man in the Jianghu.

Moreover, he is not easy to be messed with, ordinary people will walk around when they see him, so can he get a meal in the conservative Southern Song Dynasty with his appearance?

This is not the cheerful Tang Dynasty.

Let us shed tears of sorrow for the cute chow beggar.

A gray falcon circled a few times in the air, landed on Guo Bai's shoulder, dropped a huge mouse with a "snap", and screamed a few times.

Guo Bai quickly picked up the mouse, peeled and washed it, then lit a fire, put the cured mouse on the fire, roasted it and said to himself:

It’s better to be a gang of beggars, if you don’t have enough food, you will have your little friend Falcon to help you find food. Other sects are like Tang Sect’s mechanism pigs, what’s the use of them besides being able to find the way and provide some mechanism arrows?

Although there are many five-poison pets, they can't fly. Can the butterfly fly as high as a falcon?Can it bring food to people like a falcon?

So how good is the Beggar Gang, I found a love affair with the Beggar Gang, my brothers and sisters are distributed all over the Tang Dynasty, and I am not afraid of being bullied wherever I go.

Well, it's just that the money is a little less, but it doesn't matter, he can beg for food.

Why can't the beggars find love?

Why can't he find love for such a cute chow lion beggar?

In the words of the boss, this is completely unscientific.

Although he doesn't know what science is.

"Alas" Guo Bai sighed 784 times. If only he had really fallen on the cliff, at least there is still a chance of surviving in Datang. By then, the boss will love him very much, and maybe he will find someone for him. Pretty fellow.

At that time, he will also have milk.

Guo Bai hugged his beloved wine jar and took another sip, then turned his head and whispered to the falcon on his shoulder: "What should we do? Little boy, do you think we won't be able to return to Tang Dynasty?"

Xiaoguai pecked his fluffy head to show comfort.

"Hey, although there is also a gang of beggars here, this is not the gang of beggars of the Tang Dynasty. These gangs of beggars are all smelly. Our Datang gang of beggars is clean there." Guo Bai tore a piece of rat meat and fed it to him. Little boy, I miss you very much.

The rules of their gang of beggars clearly stated that they should take a bath at least once every half a month and maintain hygiene. This is what the medical sage of Wanhua Valley said, so that they will not get sick and have love.

It's like here, I finally met a gang of beggars, and found that he hadn't bathed for several years, and he was smoked to death.

After dinner, Guo Bai decided to take a walk on the street, what if the girl fell in love with him and wanted to be his love interest?

You must know that he has 100 taels of gold in his bag, 100 taels of gold, this is given by the boss to let him marry a wife, well, it is good to follow the boss, and have meat to eat.

Guo Bai touched the Qingrong Hundred Flowers Bag on his waist, and his eyes couldn't help but become crooked.

Hey, looking ahead, Guo Bai's eyes lit up, he took a piece of "Uncle Fork Dan's Candied Haws" from his bag and took it in his bag, and walked over with a wretched smile.

Guo Bai squatted down in front of the little girl: "Want to eat candied haws?"

The little girl looked at the red candied haws, swallowed her saliva and nodded, "I want to..."

Ouch, this voice is so crisp, oh, this little loli is so cute.

What he loves most.

Guo Bai smiled brighter and looked particularly wretched: "Then can you tell brother, do you have a relationship now?"

"What is love?" The little girl looked at Guo Bai suspiciously.

"Well, this is love, love is someone who can give you delicious food, fun, and live with you in the future." Guo Bai touched the minibus and coaxed: "If you don't have love, do you mind?" Is there one?"

Before the little girl could speak, Guo Bai smiled again: "How about changing it if you have one?"

The little girl shook her head puzzledly, but said nothing.

Seeing the little girl shaking her head, Guo Bai pretended to sigh helplessly: "Well, if you don't want to change, how about one more, huh?"

After speaking, he winked at the little girl triumphantly, but unfortunately his hair was a chow chow, so the little girl couldn't see it at all.

"Are you going to give me candied haws or not?" The little girl pouted very dissatisfied.

"If you promise me to be my love interest, I will give it..." Guo Bai shook the candied haws back and forth in embarrassment, his body was still shaking, and he looked particularly attractive.

The little girl turned her head and yelled into the room: "Mom, some bad guys want to abduct me..."

"That bastard dared to abduct my daughter-in-law's daughter, looking for a beating..." A fat woman rushed out with a stick.

"It's him, he wants to abduct me," the little girl pointed at Guo Bai and complained loudly.

"Ah, ah, don't talk nonsense, when will I..." Guo Bai quickly stood up, shook his hands and hurriedly explained to the woman: "That, that, listen to me..."

"It's you, isn't it? You've got the guts of a bear, and you don't want to ask who my wife is?" The woman with a full face raised a wooden stick and beat Guo Bai.

"Alas, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, don't fight, ouch..."

"I'm not a gentleman, I'm a woman..."

"Let me tell you, I am very skilled in martial arts. If you are fighting, I will hit you..."

"A person who is skilled in martial arts is also afraid of kitchen knives, look at the moves..."

"Ah, my hair shape, ah, don't hit it, just lightly, help me!!"

Guo Bai, who had finally escaped the fierce aunt's attack, sat dejectedly at the end of the street, and kept complaining to Xiao Guai: "It's too cruel, it's so cruel. Fortunately, it's not my love for her mother, otherwise how can I bear it? I really sympathize with Xiaoluo Li's future love affair..."

It's as if the little loli will be in love with you in the future, so shameless! ╭（╯ε╰）╮

Zaisi still has the face to complain to Xiaoguai: "You abandoned me, how could you abandon me? You hurt my heart too much, are we still good friends? You forgot who brought you up with shit and urine Grown up?"

The cold leaves are flowing and sprinkled all over my face.The little boy's rebelliousness broke my heart... I really am a chow chow beggar that no one loves-T_T——

Xiaoguai spread his wings, gave Guo Bai a disdainful look, opened his mouth and screamed twice, as if mocking his stupid behavior.

"Hahaha" A burst of laughter came from the stone lion at the end of the street, Guo Bai turned his head, and a dirty little beggar was pointing at him and laughing.

"Hey" Guo Bai made a face at the little beggar: "Smile, why are you laughing, don't think that you are a woman and I won't beat you, let me tell you, I beat people very badly..."

"Hey, how do you know that I'm a woman?" The little beggar stopped laughing, ran over with a slump, and sat next to Guo Bai without any fear of life, his eyes rolled around and asked.

"Hmph, don't think that dirty clothes are beggars..." Guo Bai squinted at the little beggar, and said with disdain: "We beggars have professional skills, and they can't be learned casually. For example, next time you want to pretend to be a beggar Treat both the neck and the palms to make it look like this."

After speaking, he looked up and down the little beggar: "Look at the place where you are exposed, your skin is fat and fat, and you can see that it is a woman. What doubts there are?"

"Oh, so it's like this..." the little beggar spread his hands and said thoughtfully.

"Hey, did you raise this? Is this a falcon?" The little beggar asked curiously, pointing to the little boy on Guo Bai's shoulder.

"Yeah..." Guo Bai took a deep breath and glanced at Xiaoguai: "Don't touch it, it will peck people..."

"Ah, I'm startled, it's not cute at all." The little beggar withdrew his hand reassuringly, and looked at Xiaoguai with some regret.

"What are you, a little girl, pretending to be like this?" Guo Bai looked at the streets full of people coming and going, and raised his hand to wipe the wine stains from his mouth.

"Then why are you here?" the little beggar pouted and asked back.

"Oh, I don't want to be here, and I have no place to go at all..." Guo Bai hugged the wine jar very sadly, and Xiao Guai bowed his head and screamed a few times in comfort when he saw his master's appearance.

"Why? Did you run away from home?" The little beggar frowned, and his voice softened, feeling that the person in front of him had the same disease as himself.

"It's okay to run away from home, at least I still know where my home is, I can't even find my home..."

Guo Bai disturbed his head. He is only a 19-year-old boy. Although he has been tempered in the flames of war, it does not mean that he can accept the separation from his master and brothers and sisters.

"What? You ran away from home? Why?" Guo Bai took another sip of wine, and his mind automatically switched to the tragic literary drama about his parents beating mandarin ducks when he was begging in a teahouse in Chang'an: "Could it be that your parents want Forcing you to marry someone else?"

"What are you thinking? The little beggar stretched out his hand and slapped Guo Bai fiercely. Guo Bai put his arms around his arms and said loudly: "Oh, no wonder others refuse to marry you. You are such a rude man with such a big neck." girl……"

"Hmph, I'm angry when you're like this..." the little beggar yelled at Guo Bai with a flushed face.

Guo Bai smiled and apologized: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, tell me, why did you run away from home?"

After Guo Bai made a fuss, the vigilance in the little beggar's expression faded a lot, the little beggar said softly: "I quarreled with daddy, and daddy scolded me, I...I ran away from home..."

Guo Bai looked at the little beggar disapprovingly: "I still hope that someone will scold me, so that I am not alone..."

"Compared with me, you seem to be worse than me..." The little beggar gave Guo Bai a sympathetic look: "Compared to this, it's nothing if Daddy scolded me..."

"In that case, why don't you go home?" Guo Bai glanced at the little beggar angrily, lifted the wine jar and took another gulp.

"But I'm still afraid that he will scold me. Anyway, my dad must have chased me out, so I'll just wait for him to come to me." The little beggar smiled mischievously, flicked his braids and asked with a smile, "Why did you just now?" Let that little girl be your love..."

"Have some fun for yourself, I don't know anyone here, otherwise why would I..." Guo Bai shrugged.

Guo Baihua turned around, pointed to his head and asked the little beggar: "Don't you think my hair is cute and cute?"

The little beggar opened his eyes wide and looked at Guo Bai's head left and right and asked, "What is Kemeng?"

"Kemeng means cute, what our boss said..." Guo Baili explained straightforwardly.

The little beggar tugged at Guo Bai's hair: "Who is your boss?"

"Hey, don't worry about our boss, tell me if I'm cute or not?" Guo Bai urged the little beggar.

The little beggar wrinkled his nose in dissatisfaction, and said word by word: "One, one, all, no, cute, hum..."

Guo Bai was not angry either, and suggested with a smile on his face, "Why don't you be my love interest and make me into what you like?"

"Stinking rogue……"

"Oh, you don't want to hit someone in the face, stop, stop, it hurts, ouch."

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