The love of ejaculation

"Little beggar, what's your name?" Guo Bai took a sip of wine and looked at the crowd of people passing by on the street with a smile.

The little beggar made a face at Guo Bai and snorted, "I won't tell you..."

"Don't be like this, you are the first person I talked to when I came here, we should be considered friends, you see, how high-end and foreign-looking you are to make a majestic and cute beggar brother."

Guo Bai winked at the little beggar, but unfortunately he forgot, he is now a chow lion beggar, no matter what expression he makes, the little beggar can't see it.

This is the end of being deliberately cute! !

"If you want to make friends, shouldn't you declare your name first?" The little beggar tilted his head, glanced at Guo Bai with disdain, then snorted and turned his head away from him.

"You little girl, you are quite on guard..." Guo Bai disturbed his head with a smile, and didn't mind the little beggar's guard, but nodded in agreement: "Yes, you are a girl Be careful when wandering outside."

"My name is Guo Bai. The surname is Guo. When you are a big white, hey, turn your head and look at me. I'm still saying my name." Guo Bai put down the wine jar in his hand, stretched out his hand The little beggar shook his sleeves in dissatisfaction.

"Pfft, haha, you're such an idiot..." The little beggar couldn't help but point at Guo Bai and laughed loudly: "Haha I didn't look at you on purpose, and you actually thought I was angry."

Guo Bai smiled: "Happy? Just say your name when you are happy. How about we make friends?"

The little beggar rolled his eyes and pursed his mouth a little triumphantly: "Well, for the sake of your sincerity, I will be merciful and make friends with you. Listen carefully, my name is Huang Rong, Huang Shanfei The yellow of the white horse, the rong of the hibiscus."

"Huang Rong is good, especially the word Rong, it's so good..." Guo Baishuang clapped his hands, and excitedly stretched out his hands to gesture in the air: "I like lotus paste pie the most. Back then, Li Ji from Chang'an Avenue made it." The most authentic, you don’t even know how delicious it is, once you eat it, you want to eat it again, alas, it’s a pity that you can’t eat it now.”

Huang Rong, who was still in the midst of being praised by others for her nice name, turned her face down, gritted her teeth, turned her wrist and asked, "When you hear my name, do you think of lotus paste pie?"

"Yes, yes..." Guo Bai smacked his lips and said joyfully, "You don't know that Li Ji's is delicious, and his family is the best in the entire Tang Dynasty."

In the middle of speaking, Guo Bai suddenly realized, looking at Huang Rong's unhappy face, Guo Bai showed a silly smile: "Uh, that, I didn't do it on purpose, just pretend that I put that or something ..."

"Snapped……"

"Oh, hit me again, you can't be gentle..."

"Whoever made you feel bad, made me want to beat you when I saw you..."

"I'm not wrong, I..."

"Is there anyone like you? You promised to make friends, but you think of a place to eat. Do you take me to heart..."

After finally waiting for Huang Rong to stop, before Guo Bai could open his mouth, Huang Rong grabbed his hair again: "What about the Tang Dynasty you just mentioned?"

"Didn't I say anything?" Guo Bai blinked his eyes and pretended to be stupid, but he regretted to death in his heart: Why do I speak so fast, why do I speak so fast?

My fame in my first life will be ruined soon - T_T- me! !

Huang Rong narrowed her eyes and threatened, "Stop being lazy, tell me quickly, or I'll tear your hair off to see if you're still cute..."

"Oh, you don't believe me even if I tell you." Guo Bai raised his hair and looked at Huang Rong sadly. Those eyes, who didn't know, thought that something was wrong with Huang Rong. I returned my fluffy hair, arranged it carefully, and touched a mirror to take a look, for fear that my chow's head would be messed up.

Huang Rong gave him an annoyed look, and said bluntly, "Are you still a man? Why do you make such a womanly gesture?"

Guo Bai rolled his eyes at her: "You don't understand, if you don't keep your hairstyle all the time, how can someone fall in love with me?"

"Speak quickly, don't think about love..." Huang Rong snatched the mirror from Guo Bai's hand, and Cui urged Guo Bai to speak quickly.

"Hey, I came here from the Tang Dynasty somehow, believe it or not..." Guo Bai looked into Huang Rong's eyes nervously.

Huang Rong wrinkled her small nose, looked at Guo Bai from beginning to end, and said hesitantly, "I don't really believe it, but I believe you are different from us here, because there is no one here who is topless like you."

Seeing Guo Bai's sad expression, Huang Rong also felt uncomfortable, looked at Guo Bai cautiously, and suggested: "Why don't you tell me about your Tang Dynasty? Then maybe I can Believe it all?"

Guo Bai mentioned that Tang Dynasty was like an eggplant after the frost. He lifted the wine jar beside him, took a big gulp of wine, and said sullenly: "Why did I come here? I don't know what's going on, but you If you want to hear the deeds of Datang, I can tell you."

After finishing speaking, as soon as the wine jar was put down, the gloomy look on his face was wiped away, he straightened his chest, coughed twice, and waved his hand gesture: the lecture is officially started! !

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Then passers-by saw the half-naked boy beside the stone lion at the end of the street, sometimes looking up to the sky and sighing, sometimes agitated, sometimes slapping his arms, sometimes shaking his head and falling to the ground, sometimes standing up and making two moves...

And next to the young man sat a black and thin beggar, who also changed his mood according to the words of the young man, sometimes with tears in his eyes, sometimes sighing, sometimes angry, sometimes clenched his fists...

Passers-by saw it and couldn't help sighing:

What a youthful young man! !

What a beautiful day to see such an energetic young man! !

"So you fell off the cliff and came here just to save your boss?" Huang Rong said with tears in her eyes.

Guo Bai had lost the previous excited appearance, lowered his head, hugged the wine jar and said in a low voice: "Yeah, I don't know if Boss and the others are alright? Has the food been delivered to Tiance? If I was there at that time, It would be nice to kill a few Spikes, this will help them take more pressure..."

"If you were there, you wouldn't be able to kill a few. On the contrary, you were sent here for no reason. Maybe you will go back. Your boss and the others will be very happy to see you." Huang Rong patted Guo Bai's shoulder lightly to comfort him. road.

"However, are all the martial arts people over there naked like you?" Huang Rong curled her lips, lowered her head and covered her face, and said shyly: "Oh, shy, not wearing clothes, I hate..."

"Pretend you." Guo Bai took a sip of his wine and rolled his eyes at Huang Rong: "Just pretend, I'm sorry after you've seen it all, I'll tell you when it's late."

"Hmph, it's not what I want to see..." Huang Rong stuck out her tongue at Guo Bai with a smile, seeing that his face had returned to normal, and felt a little more relaxed. Huang Rong still admired Guo Bai very much.

After all, she just missed her daddy after only a few days away from home. She didn't dare to imagine what it would be like to be alone in a completely unfamiliar environment?

Daddy, Rong'er was wrong, you must find Rong'er!Rong'er, don't be separated from you-T_T——

Guo Bai weighed the wine jar and approached Huang Rong with a smile: "Does it hurt to see such a pitiful experience for such a cute me? Do you want to be my love?"

"Hmph, let you talk nonsense, let your mouth be open, wait until my father comes, see if he doesn't hit you..." Huang Rong raised her hand and slapped Guo Bai, but Guo Bai jumped back and dodged .

Guo Bai took a sip of the wine from the wine jar, made a noise on purpose, and squinted at Huang Rong: "I knew you were going to hit me, so I was prepared, hey, how about it, you can't hit me."

Seeing that Huang Rong was going to get angry again, Guo Bai quickly put the wine jar away, and said with a smile: "I was wrong, I was wrong, and I won't say that again, really!!"

Huang Rong glared at Guo Bai fiercely but didn't make a move, she twirled her hair with her fingers and tilted her head and asked, "Then what are you going to do in the future?"

Guo Bai took out a broken bowl on his back: "I don't know what to do in the future, now I only know that if I don't beg for food, I won't have anything to eat tonight."

"Where did you get this bowl from?" Huang Rong looked at Guo Bai's back suspiciously, she clearly remembered that there was nothing behind Guo Bai's waist.

"Of course the bowl is stuck on the belt. Look..." Guo Bai turned the broken bowl over, turned around and inserted it on his waist, and the broken bowl was firmly stuck between the pants and the belt. If you cover it with a cloth next to it, you won't notice it if you don't pay attention.

"Oh, so it's like this..." Huang Rong looked at it for a while and finally nodded her head to express her understanding.

Seeing that Huang Rong dispelled his doubts, Guo Bai also heaved a sigh of relief, this time he was careless and almost exposed the existence of Qingrong Baihuabao.

Although he and Huang Rong were friends, after all, they had known each other for too short a time, and they didn't know what kind of person they were.

However, he is really too wise and mighty, he solved the difficulties so easily, he is really great, no matter what, he almost fell in love with himself! !

The eyes of the lion-headed Beggar smiled crookedly, like crescent moons, bright and soft. Of course, because of the shape of the head, no one can see it except himself.

If his boss Su Qing was there, he would definitely knock him down with a bang. Those who have seen Er Que have never seen such Er Que.

"Then you... are you begging for food?" Huang Rong pointed to the bowl on the ground and said Guo Bai's intention with difficulty.

"How can I save my daughter-in-law's money without food?" Guo Bai hummed nonchalantly.

"Then what do you want?"

"Our beggar gang in Datang is not as lazy as the beggar gang here, here you go..." Guo Bai ran to the back of the street and took a gong from his bag and handed it to Huang Rong.

"You want to beat the gong for food?" Huang Rong tapped the surface of the gong lightly with the mallet, making a piercing sound of "Kang Bang Bang".

"Let me tell you, wait a minute. If I say a word, you should strike the gong three times. When you strike, you can't just strike at one place. You have to strike the three syllables of "chokdongchok", understand? "Guo Bai was seriously demonstrating to Huang Rong.

"Is that so?" Huang Rong asked trying to make a few sounds.

"Well, Xiao Nizi is really smart, that's it. When we get the money, let's go eat roast chicken."

Guo Bai laughed loudly and put the wine jar away, brushed up his hair, changed a Ding Guo hairstyle for himself, and showed his whole appearance.

"You are not ugly like this, why did you make it like before? I always thought you were ugly." Huang Rong shook her head and looked at Guo Bai's face, with a look of incomprehension.

Guo Bai is really not ugly, with round eyes and black eyebrows, and a well-defined face. Although there is still a little childishness on his face, after experiencing the turmoil of the Anshi Rebellion, he has gradually revealed the charm of a man.

"Oh, you don't understand, my hair is cute, and now my hair is handsome. In order to beg for food, I have to sell my appearance, in order to save some daughter-in-law money, is it easy for me?"

Guo Bai put the bowl on the side of the street, did a chest-expanding exercise and sang: "Please use Liu Sanjie's singing method, thank you..."

"Hey... passersby look over here..."

"Chok dong chok" Huang Rong beat the gong seriously with a serious expression on her face.

"We two brothers and sisters are fleeing..." Guo Bai sang and made a few exaggerated and funny moves, which made a group of onlookers burst into laughter.

"Chok, choke, choke..." Huang Rong looked at Guo Bai's actions and suddenly felt a little regretful.

What a shame!

"I'm hungry when I come here, I have no money when I come here..."

"Chuck, choke, choke..."

……

After a performance of excellent singing and writing, the two got a lot of rewards. It was also the first time for Huang Rong to beg for food. She didn't expect to actually get money, and she pushed Guo Bai excitedly: "Quickly count how much money you have... "

"Hey, don't you feel embarrassed?" Guo Bai glanced at Huang Rong and made fun of him very bluntly.

"Oh, hurry up and count, this is the first time I've made money..." Huang Rong stared, grabbed the broken bowl, and simply counted by herself.

"One, two, three... 26 copper coins. I didn't expect you to sing well and tell jokes." Huang Rong collected the money with a smile, and returned the broken bowl to Guo Bai.

"That's it" Guo Bai shook his head very proudly: "My dream since I was a child was to become a storyteller. With a slap of the board and a fan, I could pick up joy and laughter at will. Take care of the food, then you can eat a lot of delicious food..."

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