The love of ejaculation

Chapter 3 Beggar Beggar, the Cute Beggar who Begs Chicken in the Tang Dynasty

"Ho puff..." A mouthful of thick phlegm spit out at Guo Bai's feet. Guo Bai and Huang Rong raised their heads with frowned eyebrows. They turned out to be three disciples of the Beggar Clan. And the broken bowl stared at them.

"Boy, where did you come from? This is our territory..." The leader held his nose and said proudly.

"You..." Huang Rong just wanted to speak, but was stopped by Guo Bai, Guo Bai giggled and said, "Those who don't know are innocent, my brother and sister are just passing by here, we are shy in Xiangzhong, so we stay here to ask for something to eat. "

After speaking, he grabbed a few copper coins from Huang Rong's hand and handed them to the man, but the man knocked the money from Guo Bai's hand to the ground, and snorted coldly: "You are not a member of the Beggar Clan, how dare you stay in our territory?" If you come here to beg for food, you must either hand in all the money, or, hmph..."

"You guys are so shameless, why should we give you money? Just because you three shabby households dare to say that this is your territory? Are you sleeping in the daytime without a pillow, are you dreaming stupid? Hmph" Huang Rong Couldn't help but rushed out and cursed loudly.

"Hmph, don't eat a toast and take fine wine..."

Guo Bai's face changed, and a bit of murderous aura appeared faintly. He moved Huang Rong behind him, and said in a low voice, "I don't want to eat your wine, heh, why don't you try my wine later?"

After finishing speaking, he rushed over with a move of "seeing the dragon in the field" while holding the wine jar, and instantly knocked the man flying. , After kicking the man straight into the air, Guo Baijiu put away the jar, kicked his feet, and kicked the man in the air. Xiaoguai circled in the air and screamed, "To the other two Go straight down. Huang Rong saw Guo Bai's masculine, fierce and domineering moves, and then realized that Guo Bai's martial arts are really good. Huang Rong was slightly moved by the situation.

But seeing the man being beaten with blood spattering in the air, Huang Rong clapped her hands with a smile and shouted, "Well done, well done, these people deserve to be beaten..."

Guo Bai landed lightly, and did not continue to chase. This man's martial arts were too bad, and he passed out after only two moves. Guo Bai threw the wine jar on his shoulder, and smiled proudly: "How about my wine?"

"You...you dare to hurt a member of the Beggar Gang, just wait for me." The other two who were cut into a full head by Xiaoguai picked up the fainted man, bluffed and rolled on the ground Ran.

"I didn't expect you to be really good at martial arts. When they came to find trouble in the first place, you should have shot them away, hum..." Huang Rong picked up the copper coins on the ground one by one, feeling a little dissatisfied.

"When you are away from home, you can avoid a lot of trouble by taking a step back, especially the two of us who are in a foreign country..."

Guo Bai's eyebrows were a little sad, but after a breath, Guo Bai laughed again, and wiped away the sadness between his brows: "How about it, my martial arts are not bad, I am the master's direct disciple..."

"Who is your master? Is it an elder of the Beggar Clan?" Huang Rong leaned her head and said, her eyes blinked, looking very agile.

"My master is the second-generation head of the Beggars' Clan. My master simplified the 28 dragon-subduing palms of the beggars' gang into eighteen dragon-subduing palms. Since the battle of Fenghua Valley, my master has been the sole leader. Revive the prestige of the beggar gang."

Speaking of Master, Guo Bai was very proud. Those who didn't know that he was so proud of him thought he was the leader of the Beggar Gang leading the Tang Beggar Gang towards a bright future.

"However, I heard that Hong Qigong, the current leader of the Beggar Clan, is also very powerful. He can also subdue the dragon with eighteen palms. He is known as the "Northern Beggar" and is one of the "Five Wonders of the World". Maybe you can compare with Master, It's not sure who wins and who loses." Seeing his frightened look, Huang Rong couldn't help being shocked, and she knew that she was playing tricks in her heart as soon as she rolled her eyes.

"Don't be so provocative..." Guo Bai stretched out his hands humming, and pressed Huang Rong's head indiscriminately, making Huang Rong keep patting in the air: "My master is the best..."

Guo Bai withdrew his hand, rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "If there is a chance, I still want to compete with Hong Qigong to see whether the Beggar Gang of Tang Dynasty is stronger or the Beggar Gang of Southern Song Dynasty is stronger."

"Hmph, I don't know who is the best of them, I just know that I am the best now..." Huang Rong angrily shaved her hair, and then hit Guo Bai with a "slap".

"Ah, you little girl, you beat people again..." Guo Bai put his arms around his shoulders and jumped and shouted exaggeratedly: "I tell you, if you are beating people, I will beat you, I didn't see that just now I beat that man around..."

Huang Rong shook her head and smiled: "You said just now that we are brother and sister, are you willing to beat your sister?"

"Well, I can't bear it." Guo Bai scratched his head depressedly, and muttered, "If I knew it earlier, I would have said you were my love."

"I don't want to be your love..." Huang Rong rolled her eyes arrogantly while playing with her black braids: "Just be my brother, so that I can bully you at any time. If you are love, I will pay you back if I hit you." It will hurt."

"Then there is something like this..." Guo Bai protested dissatisfiedly holding the wine jar, turned his head and confided to the little boy on his shoulder: "Little boy, look, she bullies me." Twice, I don't want to pay attention to this cute and stupid master all day long.

"Hey, even Xiaoguai is disgusted with me, as expected, I'm an unloved child-T_T—"

Guo Bai curled his lips and said aggrievedly, but in the next second he changed his appearance, embraced Huang Rong and said happily: "Since I have a younger sister, if you are an older brother, please treat your younger sister to eat well."

"Bastard, let me go, what are you eating..." Huang Rong, who was startled, waved two palms at Guo Bai anxiously, but the strength was not strong, as if it was tickling, Guo Bai didn't care at all. He just smiled and dragged her to the market.

"It's the two of them..." A roar suddenly came from behind: "That brat in front don't run away..."

"Elder, it was the two of them who beat Senior Brother Li..."

Guo Bai and Huang Rong turned their heads when they heard the sound, and hissed, hundreds of beggars were rushing towards them aggressively with sticks.

what to do?Guo Bai and Huang Rong looked at each other, no matter how good their martial arts were, they couldn't stand up to the crowd, they agreed tacitly: 36 points, it's best to go.

Guo Bai didn't wait for Huang Rong's reaction, he lifted Huang Rong's collar and flew away with both of them, only giving the beggars a chic and unruly back.

Huang Rong was suddenly held in Guo Bai's hand, and when she saw herself rising up into the sky, she was startled and yelled:

ah... ah... ah... bastard... ah...

If a literati were asked to describe it at this time, he would definitely state it like the three sighs of a plum: this sound does not know where it came from, but it does not know where it happened. The sound is like the sound of an empty valley, which is refreshing to the ears. A simple word "ah" makes people imagine that it hovers in the air like a light bird, and it is as light as falling snow, which makes people forget when they hear it. It's a pity that this fairy sound It's a pity, it's a pity that it came suddenly and disappeared.

If Huang Rong knew that a single syllable could be described so far, she would have slapped her with a slap. Her voice came suddenly because she landed, okay? ?

Guo Bai looked worriedly at Huang Rong who was stupefied, walked around her twice but didn't see any reaction, he couldn't help muttering: Did you get scared?My qinggong technique is very good, right? ?Never fell to death.

She stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Huang Rong: "Little girl, are you okay, if you don't realize it, I'll take those 26 copper coins away..."

"How dare you..." Huang Rong, who came back to her senses, stomped her feet and yelled at Guo Bai angrily: "You don't even say hello, you want to scare me to death, why don't you hug me? If you insist on carrying me, I'm going to gasp But get angry."

Seeing Huang Rong's aggrieved expression, Guo Bai hurriedly apologized: "It's my fault. I'm used to mentioning wine jars. I forgot that I was talking about people. Ahem, don't be angry, I'll make delicious food right now." I will apologize to you."

Guo Bai knew he was in the wrong, and hurriedly dragged Huang Rong who was about to cry to the shade of the tree, and coaxed softly: "My good sister, brother is wrong, you should rest here first, I'll make you Tang Beggar Chicken. "

After he finished speaking, he turned around and left. Before taking two steps, he was stopped by Huang Rong behind him: "Stop..."

"What's Rong'er's order?" Guo Bai hurriedly turned around and returned to Huang Rong with an apologetic smile.

"Here" Huang Rong took out the 26 copper coins she begged for, put them in Guo Bai's hands, and said angrily with a hint of tears: "You have no money, take it..."

Seeing Huang Rong like this, Guo Bai felt a slight movement in his heart. Huang Rong was a bit self-willed, but she was also pretty and cute, which made people feel sorry for her.

"As an older brother, you can ask for your younger sister's money. This is the first time you have earned money. You can keep it yourself..." Guo Bai touched Huang Rong's head, took a candied haws from his bag and handed it to Huang Rong. : "Don't ask me how I got the candied haws out, I'll tell you later, just treat it as a secret between the two of us, okay?"

Huang Rong wiped away her tears, looked behind Guo Bai and nodded, and said with a hint of grievance: "But you don't have any money, you are so poor, you still have to save your daughter-in-law's money..."

"Then why did the clever little girl suddenly become stupid? I am a direct disciple of the leader of the beggar gang. How can I not have a little money? Don't worry, I still have money for my sister's meal, and my face is crying."

"Pfft." Huang Rong burst into laughter, wiped her tears and complained: "The face is always ugly, if you didn't scare me suddenly, why would I cry..."

"Yes yes it's my fault, I'll get you something to eat right away." Guo Bai repeatedly admitted his mistake.

Huang Rong sat under the tree and ate candied haws while waiting for Guo Bai to come back. After a stick of incense, Guo Bai came back with a whole chicken and a pot.

Huang Rong poked the smooth and plump chicken body with her hand: "Where did you buy it?"

At this time they were not in the city anymore, Guo Bai flew far away with a great lightness kung fu, and in a few strokes he was outside the city, so Huang Rong asked curiously.

"There is a farmer's house one kilometer ahead. I bought it from them. Let me show you my brother today."

Guo Bai quickly lit a fire, brushed various seasonings and sauces on the chicken skin, put some wild fruits in the chicken belly, and took a few fresh lotus leaves to wrap the chicken layer by layer, wrapped it in wet mud and buried it in the fire bottom.

"Is this the end?" Huang Rong squatted beside her with a puffy face, not believing the speed was so fast.

"Yeah, it'll be ready when it's cooked..." Guo Bai clapped his hands, looked at Huang Rong's angry face, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll treat you well after I told you to eat something delicious. Yes, I, Guo Bai, am a good man who keeps his word..."

"Oh, you're not cute." Huang Rong glanced sideways at Guo Bai, and teased Guo Bai coolly.

"Of course I'm cute, I'm the cutest." Guo Bai said as he stretched out his hands to play with his hair, and he turned into the look of the chow chow beggar again. ?”

"Go away." Huang Rong slapped away the unsightly thing in front of her very bluntly.

"Well, it's quite fragrant." Huang Rong sniffed and poked Guo Bai: "Quick, quick, take it out, I want to taste it, I'm hungry..."

"Ga, ga" Xiaoguai yelled a few times in the air, and landed beside the fire.

"Hee hee, do you smell the scent too?" Huang Rong looked at the little boy flapping his wings, and smiled and tore off a piece of meat, teasing him: "Want to eat it? This is really delicious, hello Let me touch you, okay?"

Xiaoguai gave her a disdainful look, flapped his wings and walked away, hum, he is a virtuous falcon, he wouldn't give in just for such a small piece of meat, hum?

Huang Rong took a bite of the chicken, and resentfully said, "It's not cute at all, hum..."

The author has something to say:

I watched Zhanwuyi 818 recently. The heroine is so powerful. She spent more than 60 yuan in the game. It’s not game currency but RMB. It’s so self-willed. I really want to ask: Hao, can you take me Pretend to fly me? ^_^

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