The love of ejaculation

"Beggar, where were you planning to go?" The five or six-year-old pink child took a bite of the candied haws in his hand, and said in a soft voice, "Beggar, how long have you been here? Brother Daoheng and I still have a relationship." Brother Lingxu has experienced a strange world, not as good as Datang at all..."

Guo Bai stared at his feet, jumped out of the way, and then yelled and replied lazily: "I'm going to find my relatives, because of some things, he left home. It's been so long, I should go pick him up too." he……"

"Sigh, sister Xiu'er, if it weren't for the close relationship here, I would have found a way to go back to Datang, although the hope of going back is very slim." Guo Bai bent down and hugged Qi Xiu'er, looking at the pink school uniform of Datang Qixiu, Guo Bai Bai Qingyuan was very depressed: "I don't know what happened to Master, Boss and the others? Did they defeat the Spike Army..."

"Touch the beggar" Qixiu'er patted Guo Bai's head like a little adult: "Spike Army is not a good thing, one day we will defeat them..."

Huh? ?Has the Beggar Gang fought with the Spike Army?Never heard of it? ?And why do I know we'll defeat the Spikes one day? ?

How strange? ? (...)...

Qi Xiu'er, who couldn't figure it out, didn't think about it anymore, and it was important to comfort the beggar in front of her, she was so confused, the hair on her head fell off, she looked so pitiful: "Ah, the beggar actually has a love relationship." That's it! That's great (＾-＾) V, what kind of person is Beggar Qingyuanyuan?"

"Cough" Speaking of Qingyuanyuan, Guo Bai immediately regained his spirits, narrowed his eyes with a smile, puffed up his chest, and looked very proud: "Qingyuanyuan is a very proud person, just like a little peacock. I can see each other, he is the most perfect and beautiful person in my heart..."

"Quack" the little girl circled a few times in the air, landed on Guo Bai's shoulder, and met with a disdainful look from her master: Speaking of Huan, he didn't agree to be your love at all, okay?Pull a piece of cloth as cowhide and blow it, be careful to blow it!

"Such a good person will be your love?"

Holding the candied haws, Xiu'er expressed her suspicions: When traveling with Master Xiao Qi, the most common sentence she heard was: What kind of love does the beggar gang want?

There is such a good person who wants to be a beggar, are you blind? ?

"Hey, why can't such a good person be my love?" Guo Bai was very disrespectful, put Xiu'er on top, turned around and squatted on the ground, and said bitterly: "Although Qing Yuan has not yet Agree, but I can guarantee that Qingyuanyuan will agree to me, we have exchanged tokens of love..."

The beggar is not happy, but the beggar does not say (?￣︿￣)

"Don't be angry, beggar, Xiu'er is just surprised..." Seeing that Guo Bai was angry, Xiu'er quickly assured: "Look, brother Daoheng and Lingxu and I are all here, when you ask for love , the three of us can play special effects for you.

Although it’s not as good as Chang’an’s song and dance troupe, it’s better than nothing, we’ll help you find love, beggars, don’t be angry, okay…”

"Really?"

"Really, really, I still have Wanjia Lantern, and I will give it to the beggar at that time, and I will let it go for you | Sister Xiu'er is awesome, come to sister Xiu'er, the beggar will take you to fly..."

"Haha, slow down, slow down, my candied haws have fallen..."

"quack"

"I remember that the monks in Shaolin Temple are not short of money? You are really a monk..." After agreeing to owe the money, Yang Kang took the "Shunqi Pill" and said: He might have met a fake monk and bought it with money A gram of fake pills.

Little monk, let me tell you that if you sell fake medicines, you will be fined by the government and go to jail. I will give you a chance to tell the truth, otherwise I will sue you if the pills are not effective!

"Anituofo, the monks don't talk wildly..." Daoheng called the Buddha seriously: "Shaolin Temple is still a great temple among Buddhas. With the support of good people, the monks don't need many external things..."

Daoheng lowered his head shyly: "But the little monk is short of money... I hope the benefactor will not be blamed, the benefactor should take the medicine earlier..."

Yang Kang: Although I owe a little gold to the little monk, the effect of "Shunqi Pill" is still very effective. After taking one pill, it will be effective immediately. It is indeed a pill produced by Lingxuege, the assassin organization of the Tang Dynasty. ! (ad time) <). (>

Daoheng carefully put away Yang Kang's IOU and put it in the mahogany box, then looked at Yang Kang eagerly: "Benefactor, you haven't said where the Datang beggar gang you know is?"

I don't know where Guo Dabai is? ?

I also want to find him ㄟ (▔, ▔) ㄏ.

"He has no fixed place, and I don't have a fixed place either..." Yang Kang propped his forehead helplessly: "So I don't know where he is?"

Seeing Dao Heng's disappointed face, Yang Kang thought for a while and continued: "However, he should come to me..."

"Why?" Daoheng looked puzzled. Could it be that someone here was chasing and killing the beggar gang, and the beggar gang came to ask Yang Kang's benefactor for help?Or Yang Kang's benefactor and the beggars have a story that they have to tell, and the beggars want to chase and kill Yang Kang's benefactor? ?

Who would they help if they fought?

Although Yang Kang's benefactor doesn't seem like a good person, he shouldn't be a bad person either.

But the Datang Beggar Gang shouldn't be a bad guy...

Emma, ​​I'm so distressed, Dao Heng thought of the plot in his beloved storybook, suddenly felt extremely distressed, and scratched Guang Guang's head.

Alas, Buddha, after the meeting of the Beggar Gang of the Tang Dynasty and the patron of Yang Kang, the disciples will not be involved in a series of shocking conspiracies, right? ?

In fact, it's quite touching to think about it. I followed the protagonist to punch the sky and stomp the ground. A hundred years later, there will still be a legend of me as a monk. I am very excited when I think about it! ! (o)

Little monk Daoheng, you really think too much... Tonicing the brain is a disease that needs to be cured, please take medicine! !

"Cough" Yang Kang suddenly felt a little fever in his ears, his small eyes glanced at Dao Heng slightly, and made a casual look: "Aren't you popular love?"

"Ahem..." Yang Kang coughed lightly, lifted his chin slightly, and said nonchalantly, "He has been begging me to be his love..."

"Of course, don't get me wrong, I didn't agree..." Yang Kang was very supportive: "So I guess he should come to me..."

"Oh, so that's how it is..." Dao Heng looked disappointed, his dream of following the protagonist to kill the Quartet was shattered, and he was unhappy.

Hey, what's your expression? ?

Finally, I suddenly figured it out, and wanted to try other people's reactions to this kind of expression? ? ￣へ￣

Are men and women common in Datang? ?

"Cuckoo" A snow-white pigeon with a red string tied around its neck flew down and landed in front of Dao Heng.

"It's Xiu'er's Gu Gu..." Dao Heng's eyes lit up, and he jumped up and grabbed Gu Gu before paying attention to Yang Kang, and took off the letter scroll tied to the carrier pigeon's feet, and read the letter at a glance:

Brother Daoheng/Brother Lingxu

Good news!

Brother Daoheng, Brother Lingxu, you must be careful. Xiuer first landed on the border of the two countries here, just in time to meet a group of villains oppressing the people, many people died, and the ground was full of blood. It wasn't that Xiu'er met a beggar Guo Bai who came to another time and space like us.

Otherwise, I don't know what to do, and the beggar promised me to take me to find you, because I don't know where you are.

So our next stop is Jiaxing. If you receive the letter, you can come to Jiaxing. Oh, and on the way, you can help the beggar find his future love. Yang Kang is called Yang Kang. He should be very good-looking, with two eyes and a nose , Beggar said that it can be seen at a glance in the crowd, so brothers must pay attention!

I also hope that beggars will help us buy medicine (￣)

Brothers, see you in Jiaxing!

"Hey, Yang Kang benefactor, is that beggar gang you know called Guo Bai?" Daoheng put away the letter, with a happy face: "If it were him, we wouldn't have to wait for him to come, Xiu'er is with him." Together, wait for us in Jiaxing, Lord Yang Kang, do you know how to get to Jiaxing?"

Daoheng happily turned around a few times. If it wasn't too late, he really wanted to pack up and go to Jiaxing. Only when your partner is by your side can you be courageous! !

"It's really Guo Bai?" Yang Kang was startled, just now he was thinking about how to find Guo Bai, but now there is news!

Dao Heng excitedly patted the fist-sized prayer beads on his chest, and passed the letter over: "Well, benefactor, please read..."

Looks good-looking - what the hell? ?

Two eyes and one nose—does anyone have three eyes? ?

It can be seen at a glance from the crowd - what is Guo Bai talking about? ?I really miss the feeling of slapping Guo Dabai! !

"Xiuer is your little friend?" Yang Kang handed the letter back to Daoheng: "Is Lingxu a Taoist priest?"

"Yes, Xiu'er is from the Qixiufang sect in Yangzhou, and she is super powerful with double swords..." Dao Heng said while gesticulating with both hands: "Lingxu is Chunyang Palace, Chunyang Palace is Taoism, and in Tang Dynasty it is The state religion is not as unreasonable as the priests here..."

"Then let's set off early tomorrow morning..." Yang Kang made a decision: Xiu'er sounds like a girl's name, how old is she?

"What are you playing? Are you fighting with yourself?" Xiu'er watched curiously as the white-haired and bearded grandfather fought with his left and right hands: "Why don't you put on a puppet and talk to yourself?"

Guo Bai and Xiu'er were walking in the wild, not going to the village or the store, Guo Bai decided to use his Daqing Gong to find something to eat, leaving Xiao Guai to guard Xiu'er, who was originally bored and was wandering around. I saw an old man with a white beard whispering something in his mouth next to the mountain forest, so he stepped forward to ask out of curiosity.

"What is a puppet set? Is it fun?" The white-haired and bearded old man stopped, looked at Xiu'er with a curious face, took out two character puppets and put them on his hands, and then started playing while talking:

"Grandpa, what's your name? My name is Qixiuer. I'm five years old this year. I'm a cute kid..."

"My name is..." Xiu'er turned her head: "Grandpa, what's your name?"

"I'll come, I'll come..." The old man snatched the puppet of the old man in Xiu'er's left hand like a new toy, and added a play to himself: "My name is Zhou Botong, and they all call me old naughty boy. I'm 90 this year. How old are you, my favorite thing is to play..."

The author has something to say:

I thought it was too late today, but fortunately it is still coming out! !

Will it be too procrastinating?I originally wanted to let Guo Bai and Yang Kang meet after two chapters, but I haven't seen it until now! !