The love of ejaculation

"So you like playing the most, I like eating the most, as long as it is delicious, I like it." Xiu'er changed into a light lake green cheongsam-style dress today, and the chest and blouse are made of delicate light colors Embellished with small flowers, the hair is loosely combed back, looking very refreshing and cute: "Old naughty grandpa, what were you doing just now?"

"You are so stupid, kid, I'm playing." Zhou Botong pulled his beard anxiously: "Have you ever played four-person fight?"

"Four people fighting?" Xiu'er looked puzzled, and said seriously with her fingers mixed: "I have played three people fighting, me, brother Daoheng, brother Lingxu, the three of us have fought with others..."

"Oh, that's not it." Zhou Botong jumped up, half-raised his left hand, pointed to his left hand with his right hand and said, "See, this is one person."

Then he raised his right hand: "This is one person again, so there are two people..."

Zhou Botong stepped up to Xiu'er, took her left hand and said, "Your left hand is a person..."

Pulling his right hand again, he said: "This is also a person, so you have two people, I have two people, and the four people don't help each other. It must be very interesting if they are divided into four sides. Do you understand?"

"I kind of... understand." Xiu'er looked confused: "It feels so powerful..."

"Of course it's amazing. This is a trick I came up with after working hard for 15 years to relieve boredom. If you don't believe me, hit me up and play with three people."

Zhou Botong laughed, patted his thigh and called out, "Come here..."

Xiu'er was very curious, and wanted to see what was interesting about it. Seeing Zhou Botong posing properly, with both hands and five fingers folded into fists, he greeted Zhou Botong in the face. Both hands are used at the same time, but whenever Xiu'er attacks with one hand, the other hand will come to rescue.

When Ruo Xiu'er is unable to parry, one hand suddenly allies with Xiu'er to force the remaining hand together, just like the power of the Three Kingdoms, quarreling and disputes, you fight and I hide, you fight and I retreat, it's very fun.

"It's so funny, you're so smart." Xiu'er looked at Zhou Botong adoringly: "You're amazing, you can create such a fun thing, but..."

Turning around, with a hint of bright and clean: "But I also have very interesting things..."

"Oh, what fun object? More fun than your puppet just now?" Zhou Botong immediately became interested when he heard the interesting object, and moved closer to urge him: "Take it out and have a look, let me see what interesting object it is... ..."

"Look..." Xiu'er took out a Maitreya Buddha from her purse, and held it high with both hands, a little proudly: "La la la, this is it..."

"A Buddha" Zhou Botong was disappointed, waved his hands and shook his head: "What's so interesting about a Buddha, I believe in Sanqing, so I don't want a Buddha..."

"Hmph, don't underestimate people, if you don't believe me, just look..." Xiu'er pointed the Maitreya Buddha in her hand at Zhou Botong, lightly pressed the Maitreya Buddha's belly, and said, "See if you smile or not..."

"Hahaha" Zhou Botong suddenly covered his stomach: "Oh, I don't want to laugh, why did I suddenly laugh, hahaha..."

"It's because of this..." Xiu'er smiled and shook Zhou Botong holding the Maitreya Buddha: "If you don't believe me, try again..."

"Hahaha, what a strange thing, hahaha, stop, stop, hahaha..."

"How about it..." Xiu'er shook her head, raised her chin and proudly played with the small drum on her waist: "This is called Maitreya Buddha, as long as you point at someone else and press their belly, that person will laugh out loud involuntarily. It's fun..."

Hmph, let you underestimate me, the power of Datang gadgets is terrifying! !

"It's fun, Xiu'er, Xiu'er, can you play for me..." Zhou Botong rubbed his stomach and stared curiously at the Maitreya Buddha on Xiu'er: "I want to play, I want to play..."

"I'm not going to do it..." Xiu'er turned around with a snort, leaving Zhou Botong with a shadow of her back: "I'm the only one here, if I play with you, I'm going to laugh for a long time? I'm not stupid..."

"Then show me first, look, I promise I won't touch my stomach..." Zhou Botong scratched his ears and circled around Xiu'er: "I see that you are carrying two swords on your back, otherwise, I will teach you how to use both hands." How about you give me this to play with each other?"

"Are you eager to learn?" Xiu'er was a little moved, after all, fighting with herself must be fun.

"Easy to learn, drawing squares with the left hand and circles with the right, very easy to learn..." Zhou Botong excitedly drew Xiu'er and began to teach, how to attack sharply, how to defend firmly, teach them one by one, can't wait to learn Immediately teach Xiu'er, then find a place with people and have fun.

Finally finished teaching suddenly, Xiuer gave the Maitreya Buddha in her hand to Zhou Botong, and Guo Dabai flew back with two chickens: "Beggar, you are back, what delicious food did you bring?"

"Who is he?" Guo Bai blocked Xiu'er behind him with a side step, and stared at the white-haired old man vigilantly: "Didn't I tell you to wait by the lake? Why did you come here? Who is he?" ?”

Such a cute little girl, what if she meets a bad guy?

What should I do if I meet Pai Hanako? ?

If...if...

Why don't you think about the force of Tang Qixiu Bing Xin? ?And didn't Xiaoguai follow her all the time?

"He's the old urchin Zhou Botong..." Xiu'er stretched out her head and made a face at Zhou Botong: "He's an old man who likes to play very much..."

Zhou Botong pointed Maitreya Buddha at Guo Bai, and was about to press the Buddha's belly, when Guo Bai saw him, and Xiu'er turned around to avoid Maitreya Buddha's smiling attack: "Oh, I was hidden by you..."

"Come again, come again!" Zhou Botong laughed loudly, turned around to face Guo Bai and pressed Maitreya Buddha's belly again, you press me to hide.

you press again

I will hide again

"Oh, it's not fun, it's not fun." Zhou Botong threw Maitreya Buddha down with a displeased face, jumped onto the tree trunk next to him, and muttered, "It's not fun, it's not fun at all..."

Guo Bai chuckled, isn't it fun?Then I'll play with you, quietly take out the Xihuo in the bag (juggling, a gadget that can breathe fire in the mouth), and spray it on Zhou Botong: Huh, a big fire spurts out of Guo Bai's mouth, scaring him. Zhou Botong jumped, and jumped back suddenly, holding his long white beard and jumping to his feet: "Oh, oh, my beard was burned by you, how did you spit fire? It's fun, it's fun, teach me how to play!" , teach me how to play, I have been with you recently?"

Guo Bai was about to put the trick back into his backpack, and he was taken aback when he heard Zhou Botong's words: "You know me?"

"I don't know." Zhou Botong looked at Guo Bai curiously, not understanding why he asked such a question.

"Then why did you follow us?" Guo Bai was puzzled.

"Because you guys are fun!" Zhou Botong said with a righteous face.

"Okay, okay, we are going to Jiaxing, Grandpa Lao Wantong will follow us..." Xiu'er agreed very much, this grandpa thinks it is very fun! !

She has never seen such a fun grandpa!

Zhou Botong relied on Guo Bai like this, and the old and the young made Guo Bai feel tired along the way. These two guys have never done serious things, either catching chickens or chasing dogs, making troubles what Guo Bai likes to do most on weekdays. I didn't even beg for food, just stared at the two of them all day, for fear that one day the crowd would suddenly disappear. It didn't matter if Xiu'er was young, but Zhou Botong, who was in his 90s, was still so innocent, Guo Bai could only express :

A person can maintain a naive youth and a childlike heart throughout his life.

It's also very good! ! ╮(╯_╰)╭

When they were about to arrive in Jiaxing, Xiu'er received a reply from Dao Heng, and ran up to Guo Bai with her short legs: "Beggar, you are thinking about your love with Brother Dao Heng now, they are thinking about it." Go to Jiaxing..."

"Are you going to meet Qingyuanyuan soon?" Guo Bai suddenly felt that the sun was shining brightly, the sky was blue and the clouds were white, and he thought of seeing Yang Kang soon, so what are you waiting for?Hurry up! !

Picking up Xiu'er, he said to Zhou Botong: "Old naughty boy, let's compete to see who gets to Jiaxing first..."

"Okay, Bijibi, oh, wait..."

When we arrived in Jiaxing, put Xiu'er down: "When will they arrive?"

"It should be soon, I don't know how brother Daoheng is?" Xiu'er was very worried about Daoheng who only reads the scriptures, after all brother Daoheng is sometimes too silly and sweet, alas, the monks in Shaolin Temple are so simple ?

Dao Heng?monk?Only then did Guo Bai realize: "There is a bald donkey from Shaolin!!"

"Even if this bald donkey is a young monk, Shaolin is the most hated sect in the Tang beggar gang, there is no one! Seeing Shaolin, I can't wait to fight..."

why? ?

No reason! !Obviously they are all beggars, so why can those bald donkeys not only beg for food, but also steal their love! !

Jane is unbearable

Fight, must fight! !

So after Daoheng and Yang Kang arrived in Jiaxing, the first thing Guo Bai did was:

Little monk, give me a rough idea, the two of us will be singled out.

Just like that, before Daoheng could react, he was caught by Guo Bai and beat up for no reason... Kuang Qiangqiang...a meal, but Daoheng was not a vegetarian either, oh, Daoheng was a vegetarian.

Although Guo Bai's future life was turbulent, Dao Heng's current mind method is the mind method of cleansing the marrow, although the connection of moves is a bit rusty, and there are some changes between sparring.

But he is thick-skinned and beaten, Lingshan rains back the damage and he can recover blood. From time to time, when Guo Bai is not paying attention, a big lion roars and immediately becomes a Buddha with one move, which makes Guo Bai unable to have a good sex... Rhythm, until the end, Yang Kang gave a loud shout, and the meeting ended.

The little monk is not so easy to be bullied!

Yang Kang: This is the first time I saw Guo Bai beat someone so hard.

However, the little monk did a good job, unfortunately, he couldn't beat Guo Bai hard b(￣￣)d.

Guo Bai put away the wine jar, hugged Yang Kang with an aggrieved expression on his face, rested his head on Yang Kang's shoulder, and accused him sadly: "You don't love me anymore, you abandoned me, do you know how sad I am? ?), I was so sad that I couldn’t even eat, I was so sad that I lost weight, if you don’t believe me, ask Xiaoguai..."

"Quack, don't listen to his nonsense, he's talking nonsense..."

Looking at a curious person (Zhou Botong), a snickering person (Xiu Er), and a person who is wearing medicine but drifting this way (Dao Heng), Yang Kang blushes, and the excitement of meeting has long since been thrown to Java Java. , pulled Guo Bai's hand vigorously: "Let go of me, so I can stand still..."

"I don't, who told you to abandon me..." Guo Baili hugged me more confidently: "Tell me, how do you want to compensate me, should you be my love, or you be my love?"

The author has something to say:

This is Xiu'er's dress, and it looks pretty nice.

This is the little monk Daoheng. Both pictures are big pictures with green yarn wrapped around fingers and ten miles of sand.