The love of ejaculation

Guo Bai and Huang Rong separated at this point. Before leaving, Guo Bai took Huang Rong to popularize a series of science, such as:

#How to tell if someone is malicious#

#How to ask for help if you meet a bad person#

#How to prevent being cheated#

After waiting for dozens of life safety topics, Huang Rong got impatient and kicked him out. Guo Bai held the wine jar and walked away with worried eyes. Tanzi rushed over madly, making Huang Rong jump, thinking that something happened, but Guo Bai just pulled her and said: "I forgot just now, you must remember, not all men are as gentlemanly as I am Yes, don’t be fooled!!”

After speaking, he ran away with the wine jar in his arms.

Only Huang Rong was left in a daze, and after a while, only the sound of "Kacha" was heard, Huang Rong's face cracked, and then Gao Beiyin screamed: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I will never kill you!!"

Unfortunately, Guo Bai couldn't hear Huang Rong's screams. Now he has arrived at the gate of Prince Zhao's mansion. He is holding a mirror to adjust his hair. He wants to welcome a new future and a new light with a new look, and this The future and light are in Zhao Wangfu.

He couldn't believe it anymore, there were so many people coming and going in Prince Zhao's Mansion, no one would fall in love with him, even if it was a man! !

Taking a deep breath, Guo Baiang walked into Zhao Wang's mansion with his head held high... No wonder, two soldiers in front of Zhao Wang's mansion pulled out to stop him, looked him up and down, and decided in his heart that he was another Jiang Hu who wanted to "play the autumn wind" .

However, Jianghu people are generally rude and not easy to provoke, but the two soldiers said in a gentle and polite tone: "Excuse me, is this chivalrous man coming to Zhao Wang's Mansion?"

Guo Bai slung the wine jar on his shoulders casually, and said carelessly: "Isn't your Prince Zhao's Mansion inviting people from all over the world? That's why I'm here..."

"Please wait a moment..." One of the soldiers saluted respectfully and entered the palace to inform the steward.

After a while, the butler came out with someone, and he saw, yo, this must be his master, why, this person's attire looks more evil than the other people in the mansion, and his eyes are full of hatred The contempt of the world and the evil charm hidden deep in his eyes show that he is a man with a story. The tattoos on his shoulders and chest highlight his uninhibitedness and show his unique style, which fully makes him I know he is not easy to mess with at first sight.

Thinking of what the prince was about to do, the chubby housekeeper put on a smile: "Is this chivalrous man here to join the palace?"

Guo Bai rubbed his nose and shook his head: "I can't say I'm going to defect, I just heard that your Zhao Wangfu is recruiting people from the Jianghu. You want people, I want money, hello, hello, everyone."

Of course, I don’t need to explain the real reason for going to Prince Zhao’s mansion. The chubby housekeeper doesn’t care about Guo Bai’s words. People in the Jianghu with high martial arts are a little arrogant. He understands, he understands, so he led Guo Bai into the palace. , and asked in his mouth: "May I ask what the young man's name is?"

"My name is Guo Bai, and my surname is Guo. I should be a big white..." Guo Bai looked at the scenery of the palace as he walked. The green willows are hanging around, the strange flowers are blooming, and the stream is clear. The whole palace is elegant and graceful. Luxury, and Datang are two different visual enjoyments.

Guo Bai followed the housekeeper around the handwritten veranda with red columns and white walls, and then arrived at the backyard of the palace.

Seeing Guo Bai's admiration for the scenery in the courtyard, the butler said with color on his face, "My lord is not at home today. At present, there are "Dragon King of Ghost Gate" Sha Tongtian, "Five-fingered Secret Sword" Master Lingzhi, and "Thousand Hands" in the mansion. Rentu" Peng Lianhu, "Shenxian Old Monster" Liang Ziweng, "Three-headed Jiao" Hou Tonghai and Mr. Ouyang from the Western Regions will introduce them to the young man one by one after the prince returns to the mansion. The young man will rest first and have dinner on his own. Someone will bring the food. "

After the butler brought Guo Bai to the guest room, he saluted and led the others back.Guo Bai walked around the house, all the toiletries were available, and he took the wine jar in his hand and walked around, feeling bored and disturbed, Guo Bai decided to go to the yard to have a look.

When he arrived in the yard, he saw a man in white clothes standing on a small pavilion on the rockery. Guo Bai took a look, hey, isn't this the same man who was riding a white camel with several beauties behind him.

Thinking of the man surrounded by flowers, Guo Bai felt envious and jealous, but everyone has their own destiny, so he could only secretly think about the days when there will be family and love in the future. You weave cloth and I plant the land, and you boil water and I grow the land. chop wood...

Wiping the saliva that didn't exist around his mouth, Guo Bai once again glanced enviously at the man in white, and was about to turn around and leave.

However, Ouyang Ke in the pavilion stopped him.

"Brother, it is fate to meet each other. Why don't you drink a cup of water and wine and talk about the world?"

Ouyang Ke had a gentle smile on his face, but he couldn't hide the flirtatious temperament between his eyebrows and eyes. He could tell at a glance that he was a prudish, a seasoned veteran.

Why do you ask Ouyang Ke to stop Guo Bai? When Guo Bai recognized Ouyang Ke, Ouyang Ke also recognized Guo Bai.

After all, it is not always possible to see a disheveled hair and a topless body, and Huang Rong's screaming slap left a deep impression on Ouyang Ke, and Ouyang Ke will never forget it in a short time The man under pressure in front of him.

Guo Bai saw that he was inviting him, he thought about it, he was bored anyway, why not go up and talk?So he put away the wine jar on his shoulder, and Nie Yun jumped onto the high platform one by one.

Seeing Guo Bai kicking his feet lightly, Ouyang Ke jumped in mid-air, turned his body slightly, stepped over the top of the tree with his toes like a swallow splashing water, and leaped to the high platform with his strength, but the twigs on the top of the tree were intact Lossless, only fluctuates slightly in the air.

Ouyang Ke had never seen such exquisite lightness kungfu in his life, and he immediately knew that this person's kung fu was not good, gradually put away the contempt in his heart, and the smile on his face became somewhat sincere.

Ouyang Ke poured a glass of wine for Guo Bai, and said with a smile: "I'm Ouyang Ke, dare to ask the knight?"

"My name is Guo Bai, my surname is Guo, I should be a big white..." Guo Bai still introduced himself like that, hung his wine jar on his waist, picked up the wine glass on the table and drank it down, Zan said: "Good wine, good wine, strong aftertaste, happy and happy."

Ouyang Ke opened the folding fan in his hand with a "swish", and said with a proud face: "I brought this wine from the Western Regions, and it is called "Zui Lun Xiang". In the whole of China, only I can drink this wine. Other places Not to mention there is, even the smell of wine can't bear it. "

"I don't know why Brother Guo came to Zhao Wang's Mansion?" When he saw Guo Bai in the courtyard earlier, Ouyang Ke wanted to ask if Guo Bai couldn't stand the oppression of the violent little beggar and went to the Wang Mansion to seek disaster. Therefore, after a brief conversation, Ouyang Ke Ke then asked impatiently.

Guo Bai poured himself another glass of wine, smacked his mouth and said, "Am I here to find love?"

"Pfft" Ouyang Ke spit out his wine: "Looking for love? Isn't that little beggar your love?"

"No." Guo Bai rolled his eyes, tugged at his fluffy hair, and said aggrievedly, "That's my righteous sister, and I think she's becoming less and less gentle now..."

Ouyang Ke thought about the slap, and he agreed with Guo Bai's words in his heart: "Then who is your love?"

Guo Bai lay down on the stone table mournfully, disturbing his head in distress: "I don't know, it would be great if someone could be my love interest."

Ouyang Ke coughed for a while, finally got out of breath, and heard that Guo Bai didn't even know who was in love, so he bent over and began to "cough, cough, cough".

Ouyang Ke calmed down, twitched the corner of his mouth and asked, "What do you want?"

"I don't know." Guo Baijue opened his mouth, took a sip from the wine jar on his waist, propped his head and sighed, "The person I like doesn't love me, and the person who loves me doesn't like me."

Looking at the flowers blooming in the courtyard, Guo Bai fell deeply into a feeling called "melancholy". He looked up at the sky and said, "It's really hard to love someone, and it's even harder to find a relationship that you like."

Ouyang Ke looked at Guo Bai with very strange eyes, and thought: No wonder that little beggar wanted to beat you, if I saw you crying for the flowers and sad for the moon, I would want to beat you too, you look like this The boudoir young lady has nothing to do with it at all, okay?

Ouyang Ke is very handy when it comes to women. Looking at the pitiful look of this man in front of him, Ouyang Ke slightly raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said like a flirtatious flower lover: "That's because you are not attractive enough. You have to know that men are not bad, and women do not love……"

Guo Bai stared at him for a long time and found Ouyang Ke baffled. Next, shouldn't he ask me how to increase his charm?What am I doing?Is it my face?

Ouyang Ke touched his face, there is nothing wrong with it.

After a long time, Guo Bai said quietly: "Actually, you look pretty good, but it's a pity..."

Ouyang Ke's curiosity was aroused by Guo Bai, he folded the folding fan, raised his eyebrows and approached and asked, "What's the pity?"

"It must be very interesting to be with you, but unfortunately you are too old. If I were ten years younger, I would chase you as my love." Guo Bai yawned, put the wine jar on the table, and stretched out his mouth. A lazy man said lazily.

"Hmph, I don't know the so-called, but I don't know that the older you are, the more attractive you are, you ignorant..." Ouyang Ke opened the folding fan with a "swish", resisting the urge to beat Guo Bai, and said, "Do you know that I am in Bailuo Villa? There are nearly a hundred beautiful women, all of them are my concubines, the six you saw before are just one of them, and they are not very good-looking concubines..."

Guo Bai looked at him sympathetically: "Does your villa sell aphrodisiac medicine? So many concubines, it's hard for you."

Ouyang Ke almost vomited blood with anger: Why is this person thinking so strangely, playing cards not according to common sense?Ouyang Ke didn't know that he was right. Guo Bai's way of thinking was different at best. At worst, he was sick. He offended people from time to time without knowing it. Su Qing, who had cleaned up the mess many times It took years of hard work to correct it so that Guo Bai had to use his brain to speak, but occasionally accidents still occur, such as this.

Ouyang Ke looked at Guo Bai's innocent face, folded the fan, and slapped it with his palm. Guo Bai quickly picked up the wine jar on the table and jumped back. He pulled his hair angrily and said repeatedly: "That's me, I'm quick to talk, just pretend that I put something like that..."

The author has something to say:

Every time I see Bailuoshan Baituo Mountain Villa, I inexplicably think of aphrodisiac medicine, just like seeing the Five Poison Sect and thinking of infertility treatment, please cool my brain

Let me tell you a piece of news. I have not saved any manuscripts. This is the last one. If there is no this article, it will be even worse tonight.

Because I was working overtime T0T so hard, I still asked my brother to turn on the computer at home and send the text to me T0T I was uploading.

Thank you "Xiaobai" for catching bugs, I will change it tomorrow, I will get off work soon, I am exhausted T0T.

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