The love of ejaculation

For a man, you can talk about his looks, height, and even money, but you can’t say that he worked hard in "certain conveniences". Guo Bai’s remark touched the backs of all men, so that Ouyang Ke was dissatisfied Putting aside all the bizarre thoughts about why Guo Bai didn't chase him for love, seeing Guo Bai apologize, Ouyang Ke folded his folding fan and snorted coldly: "It's late..."

Before the words were finished, both hands quietly formed palms, and with internal strength, they moved straight towards Guo Bai's head. Seeing him attacking him, Guo Bai knew that he was in the wrong, so he had to use his hind legs to avoid the palm wind, but unfortunately Ouyang Ke was tight. He didn't let go, and directly used the camel snow mountain palm, the martial arts god passed down by the family of Baituoshan Zhuang, to follow Guo Bai's body erratically, making Guo Bai unable to shake.

Guo Bai dodged left and right in the narrow kiosk holding the wine jar, wishing he could poke himself to death with a few needles: Why can't you control your mouth, why don't you go through your brain?

Feeling Ouyang Ke's increasingly aggressive palm, Guo Bai apologized with a bitter face: "Young Master Ouyang, I really made a slip of the tongue just now, you just pretend that I drank too much yellow soup, is it okay to talk nonsense?"

Originally, Ouyang Ke just wanted to teach this brat who was outspoken, but he didn't expect this kid to be so good at martial arts. The two of them went through more than a dozen moves, but he didn't even touch the corner of this kid's clothes. Ouyang Ke felt aggrieved Ji Zhi, wanting to win the battle, directly attacked Guo Bai with his palms up and down. Guo Bai saw that his palms were terrifying, and his palms slid across the edge of the stone table, and they were smashed into powder by the fierce palm wind. Then came another palm wind that was more powerful than before. Guo Bai knew that if he was hit by this palm, he would not die but would be injured.

With a "plop", he fell into the pool under the rockery.

Ouyang Ke: Guo Bai struggled twice in the water, then popped out, spat out two mouthfuls of pool water, raised his face, blinked his wet eyes, and said pitifully, "I already knew I was wrong, what can I do to make you happy?"

Ouyang Ke knew that he fell into the water on purpose to dispel his anger. Looking at his pitiful appearance, the anger in his heart dissipated a lot, but a feeling of dumbfounding arose again, and he thought: "This person's eyes To be honest, knowing that he was right, he didn't rely on his own martial arts to bully others. However, Ouyang Ke still wanted to try Guo Bai's proficiency again. You must know that he had never been aggrieved in a fight. Even if he couldn't please him, he couldn't let others Unharmed, thinking so, Ouyang Ke waved his folding fan, looked down at Guo Bai and said, "You want me to be happy?Easy, play one more game with me. "

Guo Bai squinted his eyes, and suddenly smiled and said, "Okay, but you can't get around in the pavilion, you can come down."

Guo Bai wiped his face, shook the pine nut head, and didn't care that his underwear was wet. Seeing Ouyang Ke put on a snake-like stance, he made a monkey's cheek and said, "For To be fair, I don't use my own martial arts to compare with you. This style is realized from the monkeys playing in Junshan, and it is called "Monkey Boxing". "

Ouyang Ke clasped his hands together, took the shape of Shekou, and said with concentration: "Look at the move..."

I saw Ouyang Ke's waist seemed to have no bones, and when he flicked his feet, he struck Guo Bai like lightning. Guo Bai hurriedly jumped back like a monkey waving his hands, yelling "Zhi Zhi Zhi", After landing, he grabbed Ouyang Ke with his teeth bared and his hands open. While avoiding Ouyang Ke's attack, the water on his body splashed all over Ouyang Ke, which made Ouyang Ke, who loves cleanliness, very uncomfortable.

Ouyang Ke almost staggered when he saw that he was five big and three thick with patterned clothes, with wet hair and monkey anger. He had never seen such a funny monkey. Rather than saying it was a monkey, it might be better to say it was a bear learning monkey movements. If the two fight each other, he will definitely laugh out loud.

Ouyang Ke put his hands together, folded his arms at an inconceivable angle in the air, opened his bloody mouth like a jungle python, and hit Guo Bai's waist straightly, Guo Bai blushed and yelled "squeak" Slightly arched, like holding a mansion tightly stuck to the python for seven inches, both feet kept beating, the two of them came and went, you attacked each other, the fight was very fierce.

If someone came to this courtyard at this time, they would see Guo Bai tightly holding Ouyang Ke's hands, and stepping on Ouyang Ke's face with both feet, because Guo Bai's whole body weight was hanging on Ouyang Ke, Ouyang Ke Unsteady for a moment, they both fell to the ground, rolled into a ball, and struggled together.

After a long time, the two separated when they were tired from fighting. They spread their hands and lay on the ground, panting heavily. After a short rest, the two moved again at the same time...

Guo Bai took out the bronze mirror to check whether his hairstyle and face were intact, while Ouyang Ke... because he didn't have a bronze mirror, he just lay on the side of the pool and looked at the water to see if his appearance was tidy...

Both of them noticed each other's movements, they were taken aback for a moment, turned their heads to look at each other, and suddenly burst out laughing.

Ouyang Ke didn't care whether the white clothes on his body were stained with dust or not, he still waved his fan like a fan and said with a light smile: "Don't take pictures, fortunately there are no other young women here, otherwise I will be like you, unable to find love, Hahaha."

Guo Bai also laughed when he heard the sound: "At that time, I paid attention to my image no matter when and where, although I have no image at all."

Just as they finished speaking, they heard a sharp cry from behind them. They didn't get up, but turned their heads. It turned out that Ouyang Ke brought one of the six concubines who came to Beijing. The woman was dressed in translucent white gauze. , ran over in a panic, helped Ouyang Ke up and said in a loud voice, "Master, you hurt so much..."

The woman saw that Ouyang Ke's hair was messy, and there was no other scars on his face except for a footprint, she was slightly relieved, she turned her head and glared at Guo Bai: "You are so disgusting, how dare you hurt the young master, watch out……"

After speaking, he rushed towards Guo Bai with palms in his hands, but was stopped by Ouyang Ke, "Master, what are you doing to me - I will kill this brat to avenge you."

Guo Bai secretly slapped his tongue when he heard the woman's words: He thought it was a white lotus flower, but it turned out to be a provocative fire, and he would fight and kill at every turn. Brother Ouyang's taste is really peculiar.

"Okay, don't bother me, I'm fine." Ouyang Ke stopped the woman, turned his head and nodded to Guo Bai, and said, "I'll go ahead and tidy up my clothes, Brother Guo, go back to your room soon..."

Guo Bai nodded, watched Ouyang Ke leave, and was about to go back to his room to change clothes. After taking two steps, he suddenly slapped his head: It's over.

His Qingrong Baihua bag was almost full of wine and clothes from there.

You must know that although the beggars' gang is a big gang, they can't stand being poor. The disciples in the gang only have two sets of clothes in their bags for changing clothes, and they have to hand in the old clothes to get new clothes when they get new clothes.

It's really a poor and hard-working gang of beggars, no wonder they can't find love!

Guo Bai went back to his room and checked Qingrong Baihuabao. There was a celebration gong, a broken bowl, and the prison-burning evil dragon (weapon) passed to him by his master. Others were all kinds of wine: Zhuyeqing , Gujing tribute wine, Xifeng wine...

After looking through the contents of the bag, but there was no clothes, Guo Baiyan put his face on, and poked Zhai's little boy who was lying on the bed pretending to be dead: "What should I do, little boy, what should I do if I don't have a change of pants..."

Guo Bai heaved a sigh of relief, flipping through the package with a frowning face: "I remember that I still have a suit, where did I go without clothes? Am I running around with bare buttocks..."

The little boy said "qua, quack" twice, moved his body, moved a little away from Guo Bai, and then lay down again and pretended to be dead.

"It would be too embarrassing for people to go to the housekeeper to borrow clothes..." Guo Bai sat on the chair wet all over, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, stood up, hugged Xiao Guai and shook him calmly: "Little Guai, Hurry up, go and help me find a pair of pants at someone else's house, bite the money on it, and then just put the money on the ground, hurry up..."

Guo Bai felt that he was too smart, so he didn't have to go to the housekeeper to borrow his trousers, so he could preserve his image of being wise and mighty, and it wouldn't spread that he was so poor that he couldn't even afford a pair of trousers , there is wood there! !

The little cute-eyed Jin Xing yelled "qua, quack, quack": let me go, let me go, I am a fighting bird, not a crow, and I don't know how to steal.

Xiaoguai struggled for a long time and saw that Guo Bai was still letting go. In a fit of anger, he pecked at Guo Bai's hand fiercely. You don’t love me anymore, we agreed that we are partners, can we still play happily in the future?”

Xiaoguai made two "quack quack" sounds to show his disdain for Guo Bai, and flew directly behind Guo Bai with his wings spread out, took out a small blue silk leather bag with a white background, and threw it on Guo Bai's head.

Guo Bai caught the cotton bag in surprise and said repeatedly: "There is still a cotton bag, I don't know, when did you put it on me?"

Xiaoguai looked at his stupid master with a noble and glamorous sideways look, but the boss was still smart, and quietly put a cotton cloth bag behind the stupid master's waist, otherwise he would definitely be used by the stupid master to hold wine.

Guo Bai happily opened the bag. Inside were three sets of clothes, all of which were costumes of wicked people. There were five spaces for all kinds of medicines, and the remaining two spaces were for bergamot ribs and gentleman's soup, all of which could be used by the disciples of the beggar gang. Things, seeing the clothes, Guo Bai knew who put them there, who else could it be except the boss?Thinking of the boss, Guo Bai's eyes turned red, he will live a good life, and will not lose the face of Datang.

Um!He still needs to find a relationship to show the boss!

Another day later, Wanyan Honglie, the master of Prince Zhao's mansion, accompanied the princess to burn incense and fast before returning to the mansion. After hearing that another knight came to vote, Wanyan Honglie ordered the housekeeper to prepare a banquet, and invited several knights in the mansion to gather together .

At the banquet, Wanyan Honglie raised his wine glass and laughed loudly: "Today, there are a few heroes gathered in my Zhao Palace, making the walls of my palace bright. Come, everyone, please drink this glass of wine."

Everyone drank it down with dignity.

After introducing each other, Wanyan Honglie said loudly again: "To tell you the truth, my king invited you to the mansion mainly for a book..."

"What kind of book is so important?" Master Ling Zhi respectfully stroked his gray beard.

"Yue Fei, a famous general in the Southern Song Dynasty, once wrote "Wu Mu's Last Letter". This book explained various techniques for resisting gold and defending against enemies. My king wants to obtain this book so that the gold can unify the world." Wanyan Honglie put down the wine in his hand and said with a smile , as if the book had been held in the hand.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is for the disciples of the beggar gang who made me pierce in the wild... If you pierce me, I will make you so poor that you can’t even wear pants in this article. I’m not just talking, I’m Seriously! !

Originally, student Kangkang should appear in this chapter.In the end, ahem... I wanted to reflect the consequences of the beggar gang's pricking me, so I wrote too much for a while...

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