The love of ejaculation

When Wanyan Honglie made his heroic remarks, what was Guo Bai doing who was sitting by the door?

This guy was gnawing on the chicken steamed with wine, his mouth was stuffed like a little hamster eating, looking at the various delicacies on the table, Guo Bai thought with a wry face: This table is really good , It has more flavor than Tang cuisine.

Well, this Dongpo meat is also very good. The man named Dongpo is really smart. How did he make it? It's glutinous and not greasy, so delicious.

Ah, this Sixi meatball is even more delicious, tender and elastic. That little girl Rong'er will definitely like it. Do you want to keep it for her?

Guo Bai quietly raised his head and looked at the people in the room who were listening to Wanyan Honglie's heroic words. Seeing everyone's excited and high-spirited looks, Guo Bai curled his lips inwardly. It sounds so good, people who don't know it think that the Zhao Palace is planning to rebel.

Guo Bai looked around, seeing that no one was paying attention, he took out the power of practicing light kung fu and poured the plate of Sixi meatballs on the table into his broken bowl (washed very cleanly, don't worry), and then pretended to be angry. Wiping his mouth without incident, he put the empty plate on the table, as if he had accidentally finished eating Sixi meatballs.

It's a pity that his actions were completely seen by Ouyang Ke, who had been following him secretly, but he could see clearly. Guo Bai poured Sixi meatballs into a broken bowl and put it on his waist, and the bowl was gone. Ouyang Ke He poked his chin with a fan. It seemed that the beggar was a bit mysterious. Otherwise, where would he have hidden Sixi balls?

Unexpectedly, at the invitation of King Zhao, I met a funny guy, interesting, really interesting, Ouyang Ke's nanmu folding fan twirled in the palm of his hand, and opened with a "shua", his eyes were full of romantic confidence, and the future will be bright.He will definitely dig out Guo Bai's secret.

"Then I'll be counting on you all..." Wanyan Honglie finished his long speech, and finally flattered him with a joyful heart: "With everyone's help, the art of war can be easily achieved."

"There, it's better for the sentry at the prince's mansion to investigate, otherwise I won't be able to touch that place with great skills..."

"That's right, it's still the prince who is far-sighted..."

Wanyan Honglie stroked his beard in a good mood, and suddenly said to Guo Bai and Ouyang Ke who had been patronizing and eating but not speaking after entering the room: "How do Guo Shaoxia and Ouyang Shaoxia think?"

Ouyang Ke nodded with a smile: "Everything is to be obeyed by the prince..."

Anyway, it has nothing to do with him whether he gets the book of war or not. He accepted the invitation from Prince Zhao's Mansion just to have a glimpse of the scenery of the Central Plains.

When Guo Bai heard someone call his name, he raised his head and tried his best to chew and swallow the bamboo shoots in his mouth, then wiped his mouth and hiccupped, shaking his head and said: "I have no opinion, everything depends on the prince's opinion... ..."

Anyway, his coming to King Zhao's Mansion is equivalent to doing work, so naturally the shopkeeper asked them to do what they did.

The grumpy Sha Tongtian knew that Ouyang Ke was not to be trifled with, but when he saw Guo Bai's casual appearance, he got angry and immediately jumped up and scolded loudly: "My lord asked him what he was doing? A guy who came out of nowhere Just a little beggar, looking at his appearance, maybe he is still a little bastard who came to the palace to cheat for food and drink.

Regarding Sha Tongtian's misunderstanding, Guo Bai didn't talk to him. This person was not smart at first glance, and he didn't dare to provoke Ouyang Ke, so he pointed the finger at him. One leg tore off, took a bite and said: "I have a question, why does the prince insist on getting that book of war?"

Wanyan Honglie didn't hide anything, and directly explained the real reason: "Yue Fei was a famous general in the Song Dynasty, and he used soldiers like a god. This "Wu Mu's Last Letter" is Yue Fei's painstaking work. It is said that whoever gets this book can use it as a soldier Dao, as long as my Kingdom of Jin gets this book, the unification of the world will be just around the corner."

Guo Bai curled his lips in his heart, but he still said: "If a book of war can make people understand how to use soldiers, then everyone is reading the theories handed down by Confucius and Mencius, but few people can reach the status of Confucius and Mencius. If you don’t talk about it, let’s talk about General Yu Chigong of the Tang Dynasty. He was just a blacksmith in his early years. If you want to talk about military art with him, he probably won’t be able to explain it, but he has also become a famous general.”

Just like Xie Yuan, leader of the Haoqi League, he was just a soldier at the beginning, and even his own name was written crookedly. Later, he became the leader of Haoqi League in the same way and led Haoqi. It can be seen that not all people who become generals are familiar with military books people.

Wanyan Honglie was taken aback, although what Guo Shaoxia said made sense, Wanyan Honglie was still slightly displeased with Guo Bai's rebuttal, and said lightly: "No matter what, this book cannot fall into the hands of Song people, so as not to cause complications. "

Guo Bai lowered his head, took a sip of the chicken steamed with wine and muttered: "The old man of the Song Dynasty killed the owners of this book, and it is useless if the book falls into their hands."

That Sha Tongtian was very angry when he ignored Guo Bai, if Wanyan Honglie hadn't intervened in the topic, he would have jumped out and beat up this ignorant brat.

When meeting Wanyan Honglie, his face seemed unswerving, he immediately stared at those silky eyes with a sneer and said, "You ignorant boy, how dare you speak nonsense in the palace, let me, Lao Sha, come and learn where you come from."

After speaking, the iron oar beside him swung down towards Guo Bai with the sound of the wind. Guo Bai spun round and round with a plate of bamboo shoot sticks, and escaped Sha Tongtian's attack.

As for the conflict between the two, Wanyan Honglie, who is the leader, did not stop him. He had already asked the housekeeper that this person (Guo Bai) had defected to the palace by himself, not a celebrity he had sent to invite him. I don't know, but now Sha Tongtian is just trying to make plans.

After Guo Bai ate up all the bamboo sticks on the plate, he threw the plate aside casually, picked up the wine jar on his waist, and used "Long Yue Yu Yuan" to directly attack Sha Tongtian. When Sha Tongtian saw him attacking, he didn't Panicked, I don't know how he did it, without bending his knees, without taking a step, his body was already behind Guo Bai suddenly, he raised the iron oar and swept the army, Guo Bai not only did not avoid it, but brought it along with him. With the momentum of "dragon over the river", it rushed straight up...'

After a few bangs, the three beggar gang moves of "Double Dragons Fetching Water", "Dragon Tour of the World", and "Dragon Teng Wuyue" repeatedly kicked Sha Tongtian's body, punching to the flesh and bleeding.

Although Guo Bai's moves are fierce, but Sha Tongtian has been famous for a long time and is experienced in fighting the enemy's moves. He tried to get close to Guo Bai in an injured posture, and with Guo Bai's backhand jump, he was two meters away from Guo Bai immediately. In an instant, he resorted to "shifting shape and changing positions" with his life's best branches, and took the opportunity to escape from Guo Bai's attack circle. Guo Bai did not panic, but rushed over with the move "Dragon Fighting in the Wild", carrying the beggar gang's chic and wanton heroism The feeling of playing one of the big moves of the beggar gang "Kanglong Yougui".

Everyone saw that he only folded his hands halfway, and suddenly many transparent palm prints appeared all over his body. After flying around in the air, they quickly gathered into a terrifying faucet, knocked Sha Tongtian down on the wall in an instant, and spit out a mouthful of blood. , rolled his eyes and passed out, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Seeing Guo Bai's expression at this moment, everyone was shocked, they didn't expect this person to have such profound attainments at such a young age, and he could stand invincible in the world with just this one move.

For a while, the house was silent.

In the end, Wanyan Honglie came to his senses, clapped his hands and laughed loudly, "I never thought that Guo Shaoxia was a hidden master, come here, and sit down again."

The mat in the house was shattered by the inner neck during the fight between Guo Bai and Sha Tongtian. He raised his wine glass and said, "Come on, here's a toast to everyone gathered here."

Everyone drank it down with dignity, Wanyan Honglie put down his glass, his expression was not as casual as before, but he said politely: "I wonder if Guo Shaoxia can help you with the art of war?"

Guo Bai raised the back of his hand to wipe off the wine stains on his mouth, and said grinningly, "You donate your money and effort, there is nothing you can't do."

He still has to save money to find love.

Wanyan Honglie clapped his palms and laughed loudly: "As long as Guo Shaoxia and everyone can get the book of war, gold and silver are easy to talk about."

Peng Lianhu, the "thousand-handed human slaughterer", is the most knowledgeable person among the group of people. When he saw Guo Bai's move, he knew that this person was unfathomable. , I have never seen it in my life, so I don't know where my teacher came from?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone at the banquet listened, especially Ouyang Ke, who was always very confident in his martial arts.

Although he was defeated in the match with Guo Bai the day before yesterday, he thought that Guo Bai was not much higher than him, but he didn't expect to surprise him today.

Guo Baixuan hugged his beloved wine jar and took a sip of wine before saying: "I am from overseas and this is the first time I have entered the Central Plains. I am not familiar with the place where I live, so I hope everyone will bear with me."

I gave those who looked down on him a big stick just now, now it's time to say something soft, he's not really stupid, he still knows how to behave.

Suddenly a servant girl in pink clothes ran in and reported: "The princess and the prince are back..."

Wanyan Honglie, who was sitting at the top, stood up abruptly, and said straightly: "Where has Wangfei gone? Come quickly and let me go to meet you."

After speaking, he hurriedly followed the servant girl out, and unexpectedly threw a group of people on the banquet. They stared at each other blankly, and decided to follow up to find out.

When Guo Bai followed the crowd to the door, he seemed to hear the sound of flowers blooming. It seemed that something had taken root in his heart, ready to sprout. Dressed in a brocade robe, with a face like a jade crown, a golden crown on his head, and an expression like a proud peacock, Guo Bai knew for the first time what it means to fall in love at first sight.

The fate between people is so strange. It is not uncommon for him to have seen people whose appearance and temperament far surpassed that of a teenager in the Tang Dynasty, such as the quietness and elegance of Wanhua, the richness of Chunyang, and the heroic spirit of Tibetan sword... But he never met anyone who really moved Guo Bai.

Searching among the crowd, after so many disappointments and expectations.It turns out that I traveled through time and space just to meet you! !

The author has something to say:

In fact, the scenery of Beggar Dongting Lake is quite good. I once ate two flying fish balls there (swimming quickly after eating), and swam in the water for half an hour. I was very happy. At the other end, I swam there alone for a long time. When I saw someone passing by in a boat, I chased after them and asked others to play with me. Now that I think about it, I am also cute^_^

Do you think the last sentence is very Su? 2333

Guo Bai: Peacock, peacock, be my love ^_^

Peacock: Looked proudly at the little beggar at his feet, and performed his nirvana - Tsundere Invincible

Author: Peacock caused 20 internal attack damage to Guo Bai.

Guo Baizu! !

Yesterday, JJ smoked again for a long time, it was so annoying, I couldn’t post, even if I wanted to get it on my phone, I couldn’t T0T