This marriage is always inseparable

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Jiang Zhitang was also watching the first episode of the program, and found that the program crew was really bad. The camera had recorded the abnormality on Lu Ye's chest early on. The whole process of two spots on Ye's shirt being dyed red.

He couldn't help but think of the scene at that time. He lay on Lu Ye's back and saw that his clothes were getting more and more out of order, so he patted his shoulder and yelled in a low voice several times, but Lu Ye turned a deaf ear and only knew to run forward.

Jiang Zhitang saw the shocked and ashamed look on Lu Ye's face when he found out in the video, laughed, and took a screenshot and sent it to him on WeChat.

[This shirt should be put away. ]

After the recording of the last program, the program team specially gave this blood-stained shirt to Lu Ye as a souvenir, and didn't even wash it to make it more meaningful.

At that time, Lu Ye held the dirty shirt with disgust, but he didn't take the director's face off, and took the shirt back in a ball.

More than ten minutes after Jiang Zhitang finished sending the WeChat message, he received a video call from Lu Ye. He hesitated for a few seconds and clicked through.

Lu Ye's voice came from the phone: "Hey, are you watching the show too?"

"Pfft," Jiang Zhitang couldn't help laughing when he saw Lu Ye's appearance, "Why are you dressed like this at home?"

Lu Ye was sitting upright on the sofa, wearing a dress that looked like he was going to a dinner party, with a bow tie around his neck, and his hair was combed meticulously.

"The bow tie is pretty, I'll buy a similar one for Xiaosha later." Jiang Zhitang teased him.

"Hello!" Lu Ye straightened his bow tie, recalled the excuse he had made on purpose, and asked symbolically, "Where's Xiaosha? I called to see my son!"

"..." Jiang Zhitang blinked his eyes twice, said "Oh", and called the little fool who was playing with a ball in the living room over.

In the next second, Lu Ye saw Erha's big face approaching on the screen, perfectly occupying the entire screen, completely blocking Jiang Zhitang.

"Wow!" Seeing Dad on the phone, Xiao Sha happily wagged his tail and barked.

Lu Ye: "..."

Unwillingly, he looked left, right, up and down, trying to peek at Jiang Zhitang behind him through the gap in the dog's head.

Xiaosha became excited, thinking that his father was playing a game with him, stuck out his tongue to follow Lu Ye's rhythm, swayed his head up and down, left and right, and finally let out a happy "ow".

Jiang Zhitang who was watching the audience: "..."

He couldn't help but took the phone, "Don't teach your son badly, I'm getting more and more stupid after learning from you."

Finally seeing the person he wanted to see, Lu Ye's eyes lit up, no matter what Jiang Zhitang said, he just nodded, "You're right."

Jiang Zhitang: ...This idiot is really hopeless.

At the end of the video, Lu Ye giggled contentedly "hehehe" for a while, just now Zhizhi was so gentle to him, and kept smiling at him!Lu Ye felt that he was in sight of victory in his journey of chasing his wife!

He recalled the dimples on the corners of Jiang Zhitang's mouth when he laughed just now, and regretted why he didn't take a picture as a screen saver for his phone.

At this time, the screen of the mobile phone suddenly lit up, and it was a delivery notice from a certain treasure.

[My dear, your baby has been shipped and is running towards you non-stop, please be ready to sign for it! ]

Um?He doesn't seem to buy anything recently?

Lu Ye opened a certain treasure with some doubts, and found that Jiang Zhitang's account was still registered on his phone.The accounts of certain treasures of the two are often used together. It may be that Jiang Zhitang used his account without looking carefully.

But... this is another opportunity to call or even meet!

Hey, God is helping him!

Lu Ye thought happily, and opened a certain treasure to take a look——

? ? ? ! ! !

[Your XX customized new super fairy slim slim high-end dress for girlfriend has been shipped]

Send girlfriend? ?girlfriend? !

Lu Ye stared at the line of words on the phone interface in disbelief. The sudden blow caused his brain to freeze instantly, and his IQ dropped again.

When did Jiang Zhitang have a girlfriend?Still buy dresses for others?

No, doesn't he like men?

Wait... Could it be that Jiang Zhitang is a double? ? ?

The logic in Lu Ye's mind took a detour around the [-] bends of the mountain road, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt it was possible.Jiang Zhitang wanted to divorce him because he fell in love with a girl!

No wonder I liked touching and hugging doi so much before, but I lost interest in myself in a blink of an eye!It turns out that the taste has changed!

Lu Ye took off his shirt, looked at himself carefully from head to toe in the mirror, then gritted his teeth and dialed the customer service number of this store.

"I want a XX custom-made new super fairy slim fit and high-end dress for my girlfriend! The one with a height of 1.9 meters!"

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Just after the first episode of "Let's Challenge, Man" was broadcast, it was time for the second recording.The last time was a physical challenge, this time it was a mental challenge.

The recording location was on the outskirts of City B. I went to record a sideshow the afternoon before, and then recorded the feature film the next day.

Jiang Zhitang had nothing to do, so he went to the scene early. As soon as he got out of the car, he saw an antique building. When he got closer, he found that the program team really spent their money this time, and actually built a real-life palace in the suburbs.

The other people hadn't arrived yet, and the staff was checking the scene for the last time. He glanced into the palace and saw someone stuffing something behind the plaque.

Jiang Zhitang leaned over curiously, and saw the staff holding up a white-clothed blood-stained dummy with long hair, trying to hide it behind the plaque of "Prince's Mansion".

Jiang Zhitang: ...You guys should change to a dummy anyway, this is the one I poked around last time.

The staff smiled awkwardly, and made a "shh" gesture to Jiang Zhitang, "Mr. Jiang, keep it secret, keep it secret."

Jiang Zhitang nodded helplessly, feeling that since the program team found out that Lu Ye was afraid of ghosts and the dark and easily frightened, he became less and less human.

Not long after, several other guests also arrived one after another, and the host stood aside mysteriously, and did not say anything about the content of this challenge, and only let a few people visit the palace at will.

Jiang Zhitang, who had seen through the small calculations of the program group, walked at the end, pulled Lu Ye in front of him, and whispered, "Don't go in so early."

When Lu Ye saw Jiang Zhitang, he thought of the dress he bought for his mysterious girlfriend, and felt sore, astringent and angry.

"Why!" He said in a very aggressive tone, "I won't come in if you don't let me in? Don't I want to lose face!"

After finishing speaking, Lu Ye took the lead and strode to the front.

Jiang Zhitang was taken aback by Lu Ye's sudden temper, and the time when he filed for divorce flashed through his mind—the same change of face without warning.Jiang Zhitang's fingers tensed unconsciously, and the corners of his mouth that were originally slightly raised also fell down.

At this time, Lu Ye was walking at the front of the team with an upright grunt.

Ah!Jiang Zhitang wouldn't let him in, so he wanted to!He wants to be the first to enter!

Seeing that Lu Ye broke through the crowd and rushed to the front, Chu Gong strode forward, not to be outdone.

What is the right home? A qualified opponent is a 360-degree omnidirectional confrontation with no dead ends!

So, Lu Ye and Chu Gong began to compete secretly again, compared to walking races, the two fought each other towards the finish line - the gate of the palace.

In the end, it was still Lu Ye who was superior, and stepped into the threshold first with a slight advantage. Standing under the plaque of "Prince's Mansion", he turned his head and smiled provocatively at Chu Gong.

I, Lu Ye, can't handle Jiang Zhitang, and I can't handle you? !

However, in the next second, a white figure suddenly descended from the sky, falling straight down, and a face just hovered in front of Lu Ye's eyes!

It was already evening at this time, the sky had already dimmed, and the program group was silent, only the footsteps of a few of them around.Red lanterns were lit in the palace, and under the strange red light, Lu Ye could clearly see the face of the woman hanging upside down in front of him——

Bleeding from the seven orifices, death will not rest in peace.The blood from the corner of the mouth flowed down by gravity, drawing a creepy smile on this blue-white face.

"Tap...tap..." The dark red blood gathered on the top of the head, falling to the ground drop by drop.

When the wind blew, the head swayed for a while, and the bloody lips almost kissed Lu Ye's face.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Lu Ye was so frightened that he didn't dare to move the thing in front of him. He closed his eyes and went around and ran out.He bumped into someone head-on, and he hugged him tightly regardless of the three-seven-two-one.

"What the hell!!!" Lu Ye shouted in despair.

Chu Gong, who was hugged and breathless: "..."

He thought for two seconds, patted him on the back with his backhand, and took the line that should be said at this time, "Good? Are you not afraid?"

Hearing the voice, Lu Ye pushed away the person who was hugging him, and patted himself in disgust, "Damn, are you disgusting!"

Chu Gong: "...you—beep—"

OK, fine!Sure enough, he is still suitable to be the opponent!

Out of the corner of his eye, Lu Ye glimpsed the dangling white figure again, it was still so scary from a distance!This time he found the target first, aimed at Jiang Zhitang who was walking at the end, and ran over with a whoosh.

"Zhizhi!! It's scary!!!"

Jiang Zhitang who is still angry: ...indifferent.jpg

"..." Seeing Jiang Zhitang's expression, Lu Ye finally calmed down. He stretched out his hand and gently tugged at Jiang Zhitang's sleeve, but he was thrown away.

He was also a little embarrassed, Jiang Zhitang kindly reminded him, but he was so fierce to him, and thinking about that "girlfriend", maybe Jiang Zhitang just likes people who are soft, soft and pleasant.

...I rely on it!

After experiencing the baptism of the shocking scene just now, Lu Ye finally realized why he was so angry just now!The key now is to catch up with people again!They haven't divorced yet, as long as they don't get the certificate for a day, everyone else has to stand aside!

He tugged on Jiang Zhitang's sleeve again, and leaned into his ear, "Zhizhi, I'm sorry, I was wrong."

It was fine if Lu Ye didn't apologize, but when Jiang Zhitang said this, he suddenly felt even more wronged, angry and wronged.He pulled Lu Ye's fingers off his sleeve one by one, and said nothing with a cold face.

Lu Ye sneaked closer to see Jiang Zhitang's expression.

... It's over, I'm really angry, and the circles of my eyes are red with anger.

"I know—" Before Lu Ye could finish speaking, the host came out in a dragon robe, and the staff dressed as guards rushed over and surrounded the entire entrance of the palace.

"In 1551 A.D., a murder case occurred in the Prince's Mansion! Princess Xiangxiang of the Prince's Mansion was brutally killed. My heart aches, so I personally investigate this case. The murderer is among the five of you!"

Five guests: "..."

The program group got their wish and frightened the guests, so they asked them to draw character cards and scripts, go back to the hotel room to rest, and start the official recording early the next morning.

Jiang Zhitang had never played script killing before. After drawing the characters, he briefly communicated with the program team about the script. After the chat, he turned around and found that Lu Ye had long since disappeared.

He lowered his eyes and pursed his lips in disappointment. This coaxing was too disrespectful...

Jiang Zhitang subconsciously retracted the small tentacles in his heart that had been quietly reaching out to Lu Ye - it was safest to shrink back.

He went back to the hotel, and the program team was quite grand, with a suite prepared for everyone, with a small living room outside and a bedroom inside.There was also a beanbag sofa in the living room. Jiang Zhitang put his luggage in the corner, then nestled on the sofa with his phone in his arms, sinking into it.

"Cough, cough."

?

what sound?

Jiang Zhitang looked in the direction of the bedroom with some doubts. There seemed to be someone in the bedroom?

...Could it be an illegitimate fan?

"Cough!" came another voice from the bedroom.

Jiang Zhitang picked up the small vase on the side, made himself a psychological preparation, took a few deep breaths, and then pushed open the door——

A woman in a dress was lying sideways on the big bed, her neckline was very deep, posing in a very seductive pose, but for some reason, the scene that was supposed to be lively and fragrant was made by this woman on the bed inexplicably weird.

Jiang Zhitang ignored this question, quickly closed his eyes without daring to look closely, and quickly denied three times: "I didn't touch you, I don't know you, I don't know what's going on!"

"Girl, if you go out now, I'll pretend nothing happened, or I'll call the police!" He closed his eyes and threatened.

The current illegitimate fan is really scary, to be able to touch the bed in his room quietly...

"Cough!!" The person on the bed coughed hard this time.

……Um?

Why is this voice... a little familiar?

Jiang Zhitang slightly opened one eye, and quietly looked at the person on the bed.

"...Lu Ye??"

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It's impossible to have a girlfriend, it's all made up by the stupid Lu Ye himself, Lu Hanhan's brain is so strange (:3_ヽ)_

(The saved manuscript is really gone this time, not even a single drop qwq, I still have an exam recently, and I am desperately updating after the exam!)