This marriage is always inseparable

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Lu Ye was lying on the bed in the standard "beauty couch" posture, looking at Jiang Zhitang resentfully.

"Girl, girl, you know girl, look at me carefully, am I not prettier than girl?"

"..."

Jiang Zhitang looked at the scene in front of him. Lu Ye was wearing a long wavy wig on his head, exaggerated false eyelashes on his eyelids, and gorgeous Barbie pink lipstick on his lips...

He was wearing a long white fairy dress that was lifted above his knees, and his 45-size big foot kept rubbing against the other leg, trying to make the most alluring movements, but it just messed up a piece of leg hair.

"Does it look good?" Lu Ye still bit his lips pretentiously and looked at Jiang Zhitang. He stroked his deep V-neck chest with one hand, and supported his head with the other hand, revealing his muscular and well-defined arms. .

"Pfft—hahahahahahahahahaha..." Jiang Zhitang couldn't help it anymore, bent over and laughed.

Hot eyes, really hot eyes!

Still unwilling to give up, Lu Ye fiddled with his curly hair, imitating the stunning beauties in the movies, blinked one eye, and blew lightly on his exposed shoulders.

"Pretty?"

"...Hahahahahahahahahaha!" Jiang Zhitang finally took a breath, and laughed again, so much that he squatted on the ground covering his stomach.

This is the first time Lu Ye saw Jiang Zhitang smiling so happily. He was a little angry at being laughed at, but now he saw Jiang Zhitang's unburdened smile and the dimple under the corner of his mouth that became more and more obvious. I can't get up.

He got off the bed and squatted on the ground, holding his fairy skirt in one hand and resting his chin in the other, staring at Jiang Zhitang's smile without blinking, and the corners of his mouth gradually curved up.

Jiang Zhitang took a few deep breaths, rubbed his sore facial muscles, and finally suppressed the smile that made his stomach hurt from laughing, but when he looked up, he saw Lu Ye wearing such a ladylike skirt, but his thighs were spread apart. Lala squatted in front of him.

"Pfft—" Jiang Zhitang couldn't help it when he saw Lu Ye's posture, and the smile that had been suppressed just now was about to come back again.

This time, Lu Ye quickly covered Jiang Zhitang's mouth with his hands, threatening him with fierce eyes.

Jiang Zhitang felt Lu Ye's embarrassment turned into anger, and tried to bite the corner of his mouth to hold back, but there was still a smile in his eyes that couldn't be concealed.

Lu Ye pressed Jiang Zhitang's lips with his palm, and it felt soft and bouncy to the touch.

The taste of the kiss is also very good - Lu Ye, who has kissed many times before, his eyes darkened, as if he could see the scenery below through the palm of his hand.

I really want to kiss... Lu Ye quietly licked his lips.

His eyes moved away from the palm of his hand, and fixed on the eyebrows along the bridge of the nose.Jiang Zhitang's eyes are curved like crescent moons in the sky, and I really want to kiss this...

Lu Ye approached slowly as if he had been bewitched, but he didn't dare to kiss his eyes or lips. He just took a small sip on the back of his hand covering Jiang Zhitang's lips, and then his face began to glow uncontrollably. red.

Jiang Zhitang blinked, the room was very quiet, and the "chirp" was like a soft kiss in his heart, numb.

He looked at Lu Ye's cheeks that were almost red to the ears, and felt itchy in his heart. Lu Ye's sudden innocent look was really flirtatious and cute.

Jiang Zhitang couldn't help raising his hand, a little bit wanting to hug Lu Ye, but suddenly his body shook, "Hmm..."

"What's wrong?" Lu Ye hastily withdrew his hand and supported Jiang Zhitang.

"Hiss—legs are numb." Jiang Zhitang squatted on the spot and laughed for a long time, but now his calves were sore and numb as if they were electrified when he moved a little.

Lu Ye looked at Jiang Zhitang and didn't dare to move. He wanted to rub his tendons, but he yelled out as soon as he touched Jiang Zhitang.

"Hiss—don't move..." Jiang Zhitang frowned, holding back the strange numbness until it passed.

Lu Ye lowered his head and saw the 1.9-meter high-end custom-made fairy dress for his girlfriend on his body, and suddenly remembered something, and bad water was in his stomach.

At this moment, he suddenly had the courage, swept away the timidity that he didn't dare to kiss just now, and stretched out a finger to dangle provocatively at Jiang Zhitang's feet.

"...What are you going to do?" Jiang Zhitang had an ominous premonition.

Lu Ye lightly poked Jiang Zhitang's instep through the slippers, which made him gasp.

Lu Ye had a smirk on his face, "Tell me, who did you buy the dress for? Which girlfriend?"

"...Huh? What?" Jiang Zhitang endured the numbness that rushed up from the bottom of his feet, a little confused.

Lu Ye poked again, "Still stubborn? I've seen this treasure! Tell me! Who is it!"

"Hiss—" Jiang Zhitang gritted his teeth, and he was a little impressed when he mentioned a certain treasure, and then carefully looked at the somewhat familiar dress on Lu Ye, and remembered it.

After his parents divorced, his mother took him to marry her current husband, and the two had a daughter together. Although Jiang Zhitang was not close to his mother, he still liked this younger sister who grew up together.

Next week is my sister's coming-of-age ceremony, and he specially bought a small skirt for her.

Seeing that Jiang Zhitang hadn't spoken for a long time, Lu Ye boldly poked him again, "Say it!"

Jiang Zhitang lost his temper after being poked, and said helplessly, "It's my sister."

"Which good sister do you know?!" Lu Ye became confused again.

"...It's Qi Xinxin!"

"Qi——" Lu Ye's voice stopped suddenly, and his memory finally came back. He seemed to have heard Jiang Zhitang vaguely mentioning that he had a half-sister.

"Ah, ha, ha." Lu Ye laughed dryly twice, and quickly hid the evil hand behind his back, "You should have said it earlier!"

Jiang Zhitang waited for the numbness in his legs to gradually pass away, and finally regained feeling in his legs. He raised his eyes and stared at Lu Ye with dangerous eyes.

"What, you know, I, we have to record a show tomorrow, so I'll first—" Lu Ye was about to run away, but as soon as he stood up, his legs went limp and his ass sat down.

"...What's the matter with you?" Jiang Zhitang was suspicious, thinking that this person was planning some bad idea again.

"...The legs are numb." Lu Ye quietly retreated slightly.

Jiang Zhitang, who had regained his mobility, stretched out five long, white fingers, and smiled with one corner of his mouth, "Huh? Are your legs numb? How many times have you poked me just now?"

Lu Ye continued to shrink back, "I know, I know, I was wrong—ah!!"

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Half an hour later, Lu Ye slipped his skirt and ran out of Jiang Zhitang's room like a thief with tears in his eyes.

It's terrible, Zhizhi is terrible!

Lu Ye sat cross-legged on the bed and read the next day's script, while stroking his feet and legs that had been tortured just now with lingering fear.

The role he will play tomorrow is the master of the palace, the elder brother of the Holy One, King Ye.Lu Ye felt that he was very lucky, and he got the most noble one of the five character cards in a random draw.

[King Ye married three concubines, and the first one gave birth to Young Master Ying, the second gave birth to Young Master Gong, and the third gave birth to Princess Xiangxiang and Harmony. Canonized as the title of princess. ]

Wonderful!Lu Ye smiled inwardly. When the official recording tomorrow, these people will call him father!He was very satisfied and continued to look down...

and many more?

Lu Ye looked at the script in his hand, his eyes widened.

[In the afternoon of this day, you found an anonymous letter in your study, and unexpectedly learned that none of these four children are your own! ]

[Master Ying is the son of the first concubine and her lover, Mr. Gong is the son of the second concubine and the steward of the palace, and your favorite twins, Princess Xiangxiang and Princess Xie, are the sons of the third concubine and the present Daughter of the Holy Majesty! ]

Me? ? ?

Lu Ye touched his green head in the Hulunbuir Prairie and fell into deep thought. The program team is too unmannered! !

And here, Jiang Zhitang squinted and smiled as he watched Lu Ye run away in a long dress, clapped his hands in satisfaction, and sat on the bed to read his own script.

The role he got was the doctor Tang sent by the emperor to treat Princess Xiangxiang.

[You are the most skilled imperial doctor in the imperial hospital. You were summoned by the emperor today and learned that Princess Xiangxiang of Ye Wangfu, who is most loved by the emperor, has recently suffered from a strange disease. The original strange fragrance turned into a foul smell overnight. I order you to go to Prince Ye's mansion to heal Princess Xiangxiang. ]

[Unexpectedly, when you were treating the princess in Prince Ye's mansion, you found in your carry-on medicine box that the "Deodorant Powder" that was supposed to cure illnesses and save lives had been replaced with the highly poisonous "Yi Ming Hu Hu Powder". The medicine was changed back. ]

Jiang Zhitang gradually frowned as he watched.

[However, Princess Xiangxiang died that night, and the cause of death was your "death", and you are the murderer! ]

Jiang Zhitang read the script two or three times again, but was still puzzled. At this time, he received a WeChat message from Lu Ye on his phone.

Lu Ye: [After reading the script, life has finally laid hands on me, a little cat.jpg]

Jiang Zhitang hooked the corner of his mouth and replied to him.

Jiang Zhitang: [How are your legs and feet? ]

Lu Ye: [I admit defeat!I was wrong!I dare not again!Kitten shivering.jpg]

Jiang Zhitang: [Good boy, do well tomorrow. ]

Lu Ye: [Nodding wildly!Do not worry!They are the murderers! ]

Emmmmm, Jiang Zhitang looked at the big words on his script - "You are the murderer", thought for two seconds and then sent a message to Lu Ye.

Jiang Zhitang: [Well, you are right. ]

Early the next morning, the five of them changed their clothes and put on their makeup, and then started recording according to the script drawn yesterday.

The four of them plus the host in dragon robes waited for quite a while before the comedian arrived, and the corners of Jiang Zhitang's eyes twitched unconsciously as soon as he appeared.

I saw comedians wearing nobile hairpins, embroidered shoes on their feet, running over in small steps, pointing at the orchid with a shy face, "Hi everyone, I am Princess Xie, the youngest daughter of the prince."

After finishing speaking, he cast a wink at Lu Ye, squeezed his throat and shouted: "Daddy~"

"Pfft—" Jiang Zhitang turned his back and laughed tremblingly.

Lu Ye: ...

He thought of the words in the script last night, and the green top of his head, and looked at the comedian in front of him who had sharper eyes than he did last night.

"Where's my sword? Where's my king's 40-meter-long sword? Here, I'm going to kill my relatives righteously today!"

After finishing speaking, he took another peek at Jiang Zhitang, but just met his eyes. Lu Ye's legs trembled, and he subconsciously squatted down to cover his legs and feet - last night he was almost poked out of his psychological shadow.

Jiang Zhitang couldn't hold back when he saw Lu Ye's reaction, and smiled sideways at the camera. He now seriously suspects that sand sculptures are a severe infectious disease, and now he wants to laugh whenever he sees Lu Ye, and he can't stop laughing.

Comedian angrily pushed Lu Ye's arm, and then hammered his chest with his small fist, almost knocking Lu Ye off the chair.

"She" covered the corner of her mouth with a fan, trembling, "Father~ how can you despise me~ Am I not your most beloved little daughter?"

The others were laughing wildly at the side, Oscar owed a truckload of statuettes to comedians, it's a pity not to win the Best Actor for this acting skill!

Lu Ye was hammered until a mouthful of old blood was held in his chest, and he looked up to the sky and sighed hopelessly, "Is it because you don't know what to do?!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and shouted at the program group: "Shouldn't my beloved daughter be played by Jiang Zhitang? This—"

He pointed at the comedian who was posing: "How can I love this!!"

Jiang Zhitang: "...?"

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I'm back! ! !Jiang Zhitang (full of worry): After being led farther and farther in the direction of sand sculptures by my husband...

(ps, this is the first time I try to write a script killing, please forgive me for the bad writing (*/ω＼*), you can tell me how you feel after reading the script killing, and you can also comment on Weibo or private message. Kang everyone’s feedback, tweet a mua!)