don't touch my tail

"You... are her husband? Damn it's so harsh, but I still try to get close to you... Your wife is actually a cat..."

"Your daughter-in-law is a cat!" Ming Ji was unhappy when he heard this. Showing affection does not mean falling in love, not getting married, and not having sex, so he called himself "husband", so the daughter-in-law has to be a cat?Then next time we might as well call him "Old Man", and the daughter-in-law will still be "Old Woman".This nerd without a forensic diploma is an idiot.

...Wait a minute, he just said that he was trying to get close to him. Could it be that this kid directed and acted this farce today? !

"I said you..."

"It's not me, it's really not my fault!" Before Ming Ji could finish speaking, Wan Siyu immediately interrupted with a wave of his hand: "Although I really want to get close to you, I will definitely not rely on causing car accidents, jumping off a building to commit suicide, or witchcraft. I even used indecent methods like bewitching and aphrodisiacs! Today it really was the Duke who disobeyed and ran onto the road. I was afraid that he would be hit by a car, so I..."

"I didn't mention the latter..." Mingji frowned helplessly, he really felt more and more that this master of anatomy without a forensic medicine license was a brainless idiot.

"You are afraid that the dog will hurt you, so you block the car with your body. If you want to hit me, I deviate from the track or are you bloody? You don't care about the consequences at all. What if you have one with me today, or both of them die in front of your own house? Do it, you bitch! Son of bitch!" This person is so stupid that he is completely desperate!

Wan Siyu smacked his lips, "No, no, no, the correct pronunciation of this sentence is Sonofabitch."

Ming Ji felt that the pain on his head was not worth it, he just broke his head and bled to save this idiot?Just kick the accelerator and kill him.

Wan Siyu smirked a few times: "Hey, uncle, don't be angry, I'm just joking."

You are obviously very serious!Ming Ji growled in his heart. "You said it's fine if you want me to treat you to dinner, but you have to agree to one condition." Wan Siyu blinked slyly.

"Did you make a mistake? I asked you to treat me to a meal because of you. I have to promise you a condition? When you dissect the human body, remove your brain."

Wan Siyu looked at the sky: "I don't care, you don't have much money in your pocket, otherwise you wouldn't have gone to the hospital to treat the wound just now, and you can still drive if you wipe the blood on your eyes. You are poor. If you If you have the ability, don’t agree to me, and then go back to the cold bed with your cute Coke and go hungry.”

"You!..." Ming Ji pointed at Wan Siyu with a distorted expression, every word this kid said pierced his heart, he only had a little more than eight yuan left in his pocket, and now there is no six yuan Malatang for sale.Unexpectedly, Ming Ji, who is not afraid of anything, would sometimes be grabbed by his pigtails...

Upon hearing this, Wan Siyu's blue-eyed gray-and-white husky—"Duke"—was the first to be unhappy, and let out a dissatisfied "bark", but no one paid attention to it.

It has been staring at it from the very beginning when Coke entered the room, and its eyes cannot be separated for a second, especially the uneasy and aggrieved eyes because of being hugged by strangers, the pitiful eyes that almost shed tears, enough to Arouses the desire for protection in any creature.If this cute little thing didn't jump into the arms of its own master, it would definitely go up and hug it, even if it had to be against its own master.

Coke lay on Ming Ji's shoulder enjoying himself, and was a little surprised to see the Duke bouncing on the ground.Seeing the beauty's eyes fixed on him, the Duke immediately took out a bag of dog food from his den, which meant "You have nothing to eat, I will take care of you forever".

Ming Ji was very hurt, his pets were actually being fed by someone, he was going hungry, after a long time, none of his lovers who had been in bed N times could compare to the encounter with these pets.

Sure enough, he is not suitable for associating with complex creatures like "people"

"Duke, how can you do this! Are you going to turn against me?"

Wan Siyu stomped her feet angrily, and Mingji was not to be outdone: "Honey, we don't eat the dog food mixed with additives, and we don't eat what we don't have."

Unfortunately, Mingji, who can't even fill his own stomach today, naturally can't take care of Coke, and Coke can only turn on the faucet to lick a few mouthfuls to satisfy his hunger all day. Although the bag is not delicious, it is also very bad for the body. Food is a great temptation to Coke.

When the Duke saw that there was a door, he immediately stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail, looking flattering.

It's a pity that Coke is the kind of person who obediently accepts the orders of the person he loves. He sticks out his little pink tongue and licks his lips, drooling... drooling... and finally... looking away.

Wan Siyu is not a hard-hearted person, and he can't see the pitiful appearance of small animals the most, and his fierce-looking husky that has been "you owe me 500 million" for ten thousand years is also staring at him, with a big "You don't give it to me!" They have a meal, I will stare at you for being pregnant", so I had to raise my hands in surrender: "Okay, I will treat you to dinner."

The Duke jumped up happily, sticking out his tongue and dancing.He also stood up and used his front feet to grab the fabric at Ming Ji's waist.Husky is such a wonderful animal... It's not a dog in comparison...

Ming Ji also forcibly suppressed the urge to jump high, silently watching this "fierce" dog wagging its tail, and stretched out his hand to stroke its head:

"Don't worry, I won't marry my baby to you as a wife, it belongs to me." The background sound is Wan Siyu's voice ordering food on the phone, and the latter is watching his pet dog... low Head... decadently walked to the kennel.

Ming Ji didn't know how happy the little Coke in his arms was when he heard his words, he could only feel the cute little thing licking his ears and crying softly.

"Why do you also eat takeaway, I'm tired of eating."

"Don't eat it if you have the ability!" Wan Siyu was very dissatisfied. If he didn't report these two feuds, he would never get a forensic license for life! !

Mingji sat on the sofa carelessly, took an unopened bottle of mineral water on the coffee table, and unscrewed the drink:

"By the way, what's the condition you mentioned, I'll listen to it, maybe I will agree to you."

Wan Siyu looked at the delivery order in his hand without raising his head: "I said I want you to be my boyfriend, will you agree?"

Ming Ji spit out the saliva halfway through his swallowing, and just sprayed it on the duke who had finally regained his composure and sat on the tea table blankly staring at Coke. I have seen what a drowned dog is.No, speaking of literature and art, it is called a drowned dog.

When he heard him laughing so loudly and presumptuously, Wan Siyu was furious, and slapped the delivery order on the coffee table with a "snap":

"You can call me boring and naive, but don't make fun of me!" The playful smile before was completely gone, and only anger remained on that little face.

"Uh, no, no, no, I'm not laughing at you..." Ming Ji knew he was wrong, and quickly waved his hands to extinguish Wan Siyu's anger, and immediately pointed to the half-soaked Duke: "It's it, it's you! Look at how it looks."

"That's my dog, how dare you say it... Puff ha ha ha!" Wan Siyu was still very angry when he said the first half of the sentence, and when he turned his head slightly and saw the beautiful scene that cannot be described in words, he couldn't help but He burst out laughing, pointing at the Duke: "Hahaha! Look at your frustrating appearance!"

Only the Duke has a touch of sadness... Brother is a husky exuding melancholy, go away, you humans.

Ming Ji, whose throat was so dry, had to take another sip of water: "Why were you so angry just now, be careful, you will grow old soon."

"That's not it..." Wan Siyu, who wiped the Duke's fur with a dry towel, lowered his eyelids, looked at his hands and pointed out: "I just want to find a man, anyone is fine, as long as he can spoil me. At least... "

"At least what?"

"...Don't be like those boyfriends before, saying that I'm bored in bed." Wan Siyu's head was almost down to his knees. sadness.Presumably, his previous emotional journey was not smooth.

"Maybe...maybe they're just tired of this relationship, it's not that they don't like you on the bed, they're just looking for an excuse." Ming Ji didn't know how to comfort him, because...he himself wasn't qualified to comfort others He is the kind of person who just finds a reason to abandon Xiao Shou from beginning to end.

"I don't care!" Wan Siyu began to be sloppy: "You have heard my story, and you will be responsible to me!"

"Who wants to listen to you? You forced me to listen." Ming Ji is very innocent, but he can't bear the uncomfortable eyes of others, especially this kind of person who is originally very cheerful: "Okay , and let me tell you about my affairs, it’s even. My parents’ relationship was not good since I was a child. My mother is too strong, and my father is not the kind of person who likes to be controlled by his wife, so we fight every now and then. I have left a shadow on things like feelings, and I have never given my sincerity to anyone until now. Counting the men who have had relationships with me, there are a total of a hundred or so. People like me, how dare you put Give me your body?"

"Then...you know a lot of men." Ming Ji felt his headache was about to burst, why this guy always couldn't catch the right point!

"Then you can introduce me a good Xiao Gong, 0.5 is fine, and you will become a pure 1 when you are with me, even if you are a straight man. On the other hand, if you find a suitable Xiao Gong, I can be with that person I will repay you with 419 once before the official relationship, no matter what counts, you will not lose."

Ming Ji felt that he could no longer communicate with this non-solar system creature. Fortunately, the takeaway brother rang the doorbell at this time, otherwise he would not know how long he would be tortured!

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