don't touch my tail

Ming Ji gobbled it up without saying a word, scaring Wan Siyu into a bit of a daze: "Are you fleeing from famine?" Ming Ji ignored him and continued to bite the pork chops. He just wanted to finish eating quickly and then leave here. Then there is an intersection with this alien creature whose brain is seriously derailed.Although, it's a bit difficult.

Coke was also sitting at the dining table, elegantly licking the purple rice porridge on the plate, sticking out his tongue without looking at the duke beside him, with a queen-like face all the time.

"You cat is too delicate, you don't even drink canned eight-treasure porridge." Wan Siyu touched his wallet, his heart was bleeding.It’s not an ancestral cat. It’s necessary to feed snow clams and purple rice porridge, and sea cucumbers. It’s not Cengfan with his household registration, it’s obviously robbery!Wan Siyu wanted to cry but had no tears.

Forget it, for his future happiness, he endured it!

Sooner or later I will dissect your corpse and feed it to the pigs!Wan Siyu shouted in his heart, regardless of his young master's crime of desecrating a corpse, I have never heard of any butcher who kills a pig and dismembers it is desecrating the corpse!

What Ming Ji ate tonight was his usual two-day amount. He didn't know that his stomach was so strong. After this meal, he could go on a hunger strike for two or three days, saving money!

Wan Siyu said angrily: "Don't hold yourself back, no one will hold the red line for me if you die."

Ming Ji finally couldn't hold his breath anymore: "You treat Lao Tzu as Yue Lao!"

Wan Siyu was stunned, and said with a smile: "No, you are a matchmaker."

Ming Ji tried his best to suppress the urge to throw Wan Siyu from the upstairs, and took a bite of the pork tenderloin, at most he could endure another portion of pork chop rice.

"I'm not kidding, I need a man who can treat me well." Although Wan Siyu was very happy to argue with Mingji just now, he couldn't bear it anymore, he couldn't even eat, and he just used chopsticks for a long time Poking rice grains: "If you really can't find it, you can promise my confession."

"There is no one who has been in a relationship with me for more than half a month. The only one is my brother. It was purely a relationship of lust. Later, he found true love. The other is an MB, and I am..." Ming Ji He hesitated, what exactly is his feeling for Zhang Aobing?

"...I maintained a relationship with him out of a complex emotion, but we have not dated. That is to say, I can maintain a normal relationship for a long time. Once I mix male and female love in it, I have a relationship. If we break up later, we can’t even be friends.”

"...Since you know this, why are you still dating those ex-boyfriends?" Wan Siyu asked puzzled.

"Because I don't care about them. It doesn't matter if we are friends or not. Anyway, we are strangers from the beginning. And I don't have to go out to find them. What a bargain."

"That is to say, you care about me? You want to be friends with me." Wan Siyu's eyes sparkled a little, but then dimmed, "But what should I do?" He was so uncomfortable that he almost shed tears, " The men I hang out with are all scumbags, they abandon me after having sex, and before leaving, they even say that I am bored in bed, exposing my heart."

"Unfortunately, I am this kind of scumbag. If you want to find abuse, I don't mind exposing another layer."

Seeing that Wan Siyu had stopped talking, Ming Ji reflected for a moment, what he said just now seemed to be nothing wrong, it was too soft-hearted to bear it.

"But I can tell if you're really bored on the bed. After all, I've seen countless boys." Ming Ji said the latter sentence in order to ease the atmosphere, but Wan Siyu was even more silent. Ji thought that with his temperament, he would definitely jump up and put the pork chops in front of him on his face, just like Zhong Han.

"Could it be that No. 1 likes the body that has been made particularly sensitive by tiao?"

"It's not all, like me, I don't like it. If you touch it just a few times, it will yell. I hate molesting the most. But, there are all kinds of forests when the birds are big, and there are people who like them."

Wan Siyu sighed, did not correct his mistake, and smiled helplessly: "Why do I get along so well with you, a scumbag?"

"Don't call me a scumbag, my character is not bad."

"RP can't explain anything, how do you prove it?"

"Well, what type do you like, I will help you pay attention in the future."

Wan Siyu regained his energy when he heard this, his eyes sparkled: "I want a handsome uncle! A gentle handsome uncle!"

When he said the first half of the sentence, a silhouette of a person appeared in Ming Ji's mind, and when he heard the word "gentle", he instantly shattered to pieces.

Ming Ji pushed the pork chop rice towards Wan Siyu: "Okay, that's all, let's eat!"... He seems to be always urging others to eat...

As he said that, Ming Ji stood up, and suddenly bent down with a muffled groan: "Fuck, my lord, I've moved my tires..."

"You eat too much!"

Wan Siyu sent Ming Ji, who couldn't stand up straight, back to the next door. The latter groaned uncomfortably, and finally rolled onto the bed. This guy even clamored that he would gain fat if he didn't exercise after eating.

"You have a single household registration book! Do you want to practice horizontal bars even if you can't walk?" Wan Siyu kicked Ming Ji, turned around and walked out of the bedroom angrily.

"Hey! Don't go!"

"I'll pour you a drink to help you digest." Wan Siyu tossed and turned in the kitchen, the porcelain bowls and plates collided and rubbed against each other, making clinking noises, Mingji felt a little pain in the flesh, those bowls and plates were still new , Once it is not used, it will be broken into pieces.

After a while, Wan Siyu came in with a cup of black liquid, Ming Ji was still puzzled, thinking that he ran out of Coke yesterday.But he didn't think much about it, and just poured it into his mouth.

Do you know what cow drink is? They just don’t taste the taste, and after drinking it, they wipe their mouths and shout "delicious". The same is true for Mingji, but... it's so sour, I can't believe it.

Ming Ji looked like he was about to cry, sticking out his tongue in bewilderment, even his tongue was sore and numb, the teeth inside were also sore, his throat seemed to be on fire, this thing had quite a bit of stamina.

"Shanxi old mature vinegar has a history of more than 600 years. Drinking it can promote the secretion of gastric acid and peristalsis in the stomach, and it can be digested quickly." Wan Siyu didn't feel anything wrong at all, and said "I am willing to sacrifice my life for the truth" with awe-inspiring righteousness. Xiang, you think you are Socrates.

"Ah, Li is still in a daze!" After listening for a long time, Wan Siyu realized that the original version of this sentence was: "Then you can't harm me!"

"Who cares about you? The man I like eats too much and makes himself look like a pregnant man. I don't want to admit such a shameful thing!"

Why don't you feel ashamed when you say that you like Lao Tzu without shame!

Ming Ji really wanted to curse, but his mouth was so sore that he couldn't speak. The full glass of old Shanxi old vinegar started to bubble, and his stomach didn't seem to be so full anymore.

Ming Ji jumped out of bed and went to the bathroom to rinse his mouth. As soon as the cold water passed between his teeth: "Hiss..." This is sour...

"Go and invite my baby back, don't force it."

Wan Siyu gave him a blank look: "I'm not interested in humans and beasts." After finishing speaking, he walked out of the room, leaving Ming Ji alone to look at his miserable teeth in the mirror. How difficult it is, shouldn't we go to church and buy a cross to keep us safe?

When Wan Siyu sent Ming Ji off just now, the door was open, there was only a wall across, and the security of the apartment was very good, no one should be able to steal him, a poor college student.

As soon as he took off his shoes, he heard that the sound in the bedroom was not quite right, as if someone was rolling around on his bed, rubbing against the quilt, the sound of being thrown was loud, and there was even a shenyin sound.No matter how funny the Duke is usually, he would at most jump on his bed a few times to enjoy himself, how could he make such a loud noise.And... His Duke should be fine and shenyin a few times...

The bedroom door was only half closed, and Wan Siyu couldn't see inside.He suddenly remembered the full-length mirror placed at the corner of the corridor, and walked over lightly. Through the reflection of the mirror, he saw a pale and slender arm hanging down from his quilt.

"Oh my god! It's haunted!!" Wan Siyu almost cried, and ran away in fright.This is also understandable, and timidity is only one reason. After all, due to his professionalism, Wan Siyu hangs around with all kinds of corpses and formalin all day long. It is hard not to be afraid of gods, ghosts, etc. , This is also the reason why he is eager to find a boyfriend. How can you say that it is better to have a warm body in the bed when you sleep, and someone who can hold you is better than sleeping alone in a cold bed.

Speaking of which, it was because of this that he couldn't get his diploma in forensic medicine—he didn't dare to dissect a corpse by himself.

Wan Siyu subconsciously ran towards Ming Ji's house, but just as he entered, a gray-white creature rushed in faster than him.

It's Coke.

"Uncle! I'm haunted, I'm haunted, it's too scary, please help me!"

Ming Ji was still washing in the bathroom. When he heard that it was Wan Siyu, his head hurt again, and he went out without washing off the facial cleanser: "My little aunt, grandpa, you can calm down for a while..."

"Ah——!" Wan Siyu's terrifying scream was enough to be heard clearly even on the top floor. The pale and unhuman thing is... Wan Siyu really cried this time , covered his eyes and ran out.

...he can't see he can't see he can't see...

Mingji was completely frightened by this, and glanced at Coke, who was also frightened, hugged her in her arms and stroked her hair:

"Don't be afraid, baby, don't be afraid... What's going on with that guy?"

Wan Siyu, who ran out, didn't know where to go, and stopped involuntarily at the door of his house. He hesitated whether to go in, even if it was haunted, it was his home.

Suddenly, the door was opened from the inside, and a pair of powerful thugs covered his mouth before he screamed again and dragged him into the room.

"Honey, calm down, take a deep breath, our house is not haunted."

Those hands no longer covered him, the air he breathed into his lungs was a bit cold, Wan Siyu's ears automatically ignored the sentence: "Baby".

"Duke? That was..."

"Hush." ​​The man put his finger on his lips, listened carefully to the voice next door, and after confirming that there was no problem, he whispered, "That Scottish fold cat named Coke is the same as me."

"Same as you...?" Wan Siyu felt unbelievable, "I always thought that there were not many 'beasts' like you in the world."

"I think so too, but this kitten seems to be in a different situation..."

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