[Comprehensive] Boy, your soap fell off

My name is Ke Xiao, not ridiculous, remember, I am a 17-year-old boy who is currently studying in a high school in Z city.looks?It's not the kind of appearance that fascinates a group of girls, nor is it the kind of appearance that is annoying when you go out. If you really want to say anything, he is just a handsome and ordinary boy.As for the height, I'm a little dissatisfied, just 176cm, what?I'm not short, but I'm one of the dwarves in our class.As for my personality, I am more easily excited, this is not good, I know, there is no way, who told my mother to raise me like this.

I love games. It must be no surprise in today's society, but I'd better take it out and complain.But I don't play all kinds of games, so don't think of me as an otaku.I also love other things, such as watching anime. I basically read all the good ones and bad ones. If you ask me about anime and other topics, I will definitely give you a long list of words, although many of them are nonsense.Cough cough, I've said too much, I'd better go home quickly, otherwise my ears won't be idle again.

After Ke Xiao put the bicycle away, he quickly ran home with his schoolbag. As soon as he stepped into the door, Ke Xiao was so frightened that he dared not move. "Mom, mom, I, I'm back." Listen to the long story. "Ke Xiao, do you know what time it is?" Mom looked aggressive and Ke Xiao didn't dare to neglect, squinting at the clock on the wall, 21:[-], it's over, "That, that, mom, I'm going My classmate's phone just ran out of battery, so I came back late." I was about to die, and I was killed by those bad friends.Alas, I'm like a watchdog right now, neither in nor out.

"Although the battery is out, don't come back so late, mom will be worried." Ke Xiao blinked, eh, what's going on?Today, my mother has changed her sex, so why didn't she yell at me. "Mom, did something happen? Why did you become so gentle all of a sudden?" Mother Ke grabbed Ke Xiao's ear, "You bastard, my mother is gentle with you, you look surprised like you found a UFO Is it itchy?"

"Ah...Mom, I was wrong, let go, it hurts, it hurts..." Rubbing his sore ear, Ke Xiao stared at his mother angrily, "Mom, don't keep pulling my ear, What will you do if you get caught one day?" Mother Ke rolled up her sleeves and smiled wickedly, "Okay! Then my old lady will see if your ears are really going to be pulled off."

"Ah! The tigress is going to eat people's ears! Help..."

"Dare to say that I am a tigress, Ke Xiao, stop for me." Only a fool is a fool, so run away.Ke Xiao cooperated with his mother to hide from left to right and finally hid in his room. "Ke Xiao, come out for my mother."

"Mom, you have to be gentle with your words, or if it spreads out, you'll really think there's a tigress in our family."

"Dare to say that your mother is a tigress, Ke Xiao, you have eaten the guts of a leopard! Don't come out for me, or I will clean up you today and make you laugh and cry..." Ke Xiao waved his hand speechlessly, this I don’t know how many times I’ve heard this kind of words, but after my dad comes back, everything will be fine, so I’d better watch my anime first.

Ke Xiao walked to his computer, and when he opened his long-awaited anime to watch, suddenly the computer screen went black and nothing appeared, "No way! This computer has only been bought for a short time, so you can't be kidding me like this. !" Knocked left, looked right, no, restart, still black screen "Eh, I'm so unlucky, woo woo, my anime..." Ke Xiao stood up and was about to leave. When I was going to sleep, suddenly a few bright white words appeared on the computer screen, "Seven-day time limit, YES or NO". What are these things?Could it be that hackers attacked my computer?

Ke Xiao hurriedly took the mouse and was about to click NO when suddenly another sentence appeared {Let's play together! game} "What! It turned out to be a game, which made me think I was hacked and scared to death." Looking at the word "game", Ke smiled, hehe, since it's a game, let's play it, although Haven't played for a long time.

Sitting back on the chair again, he touched the mouse with great interest and lightly clicked in the direction of {YES} on the computer screen.At this time, the screen of the computer changed, and colorful lights kept flickering on the screen of the computer, and many animation characters appeared in front of Ke Xiao.Could it be an anime game?Hehe, I was really looking forward to it. Someone who had been staring at the screen on the computer screen didn't notice the huge changes in the room.

When the screen came out from the computer, Ke Xiao realized that something was wrong, no, it was very serious, "What, what's the situation?" Ke Xiao looked around, his face became even uglier, "Why do things in the room fly up, and these things What is the transparent screen?"

Looking at the animation images floating around him, Ke Xiao swallowed, closed his eyes and kept yelling, "This is an illusion dream, this is an illusion dream, this is an illusion..." Who, who will tell me now What happened was a dream!Ke Xiao crawled towards the door on his knees, and when he was still a little away from the door, he hurriedly opened the door and went out.

"You child, what happened, your face is so ugly."

"Mom, that... room, room... that..." Annoyed by the stammering look, Mother Ke hurriedly opened the room to look, "Isn't there nothing in this room?" There was nothing , no!Ke Xiao was dumbfounded by the fact that there was... the same room as usual, what's going on?Obviously, the room was still full of floating objects just now, but they disappeared all of a sudden.

"Okay, don't be surprised there anymore, go into the house and do my homework for me, don't come out to disturb my love with your father." Ke Xiao pouted, watching his mother leave dissatisfiedly, still loving ?Strange things have happened at home, and they are still showing love here.

Ke Xiao cautiously opened the door and walked into the room. When he found nothing unusual, he walked slowly to his computer and touched his computer lightly. It seemed that there was no major problem. "I said just now must be a hallucination dream, how could it be possible The screen comes out of the computer."

Laughing at himself for making such a naive move, he smiled and prepared to continue playing on the computer. Suddenly, a seven-color bracelet on the keyboard caught Ke Xiao’s attention. “What is this? I remember that I don’t have this thing.” A string of white fonts appeared {please bring it, or you will be gameover immediately} "Why, this appeared on the computer again, so what I saw just now is not a hallucination." Ke swallowed with a smile, staring at the A string of white fonts "If you don't bring it, you will gameover, I don't believe it."

When Ke Xiao was about to ignore it, the computer changed the words again {You have 10 seconds, 9 seconds, 8 seconds left before gameover...} What?There is also a countdown, gameover means the end, then... "Ah, there are 3 seconds left, no, if something strange happens, it will be even worse." Ke Xiao quickly put on the seven-color bracelet, and the computer screen stopped at 1 seconds interface. "Huh, luckily I was in time." He raised his hand and looked at the seven-color bracelet on his hand. The color is quite beautiful, but what's the use of wearing it?Out of curiosity, Ke Xiao touched the seven-color bracelet, and a ray of light shot around.

What's wrong?Is something going to happen again?Ke Xiao silently said that nothing will happen, nothing will happen... to keep himself calm, and when the light slowly faded away, a word entered Ke Xiao's ears.

[Welcome to the seven-day time limit game, I am System 99]

"What kind of sound is this? Where did it come from?" While Ke Xiao was still searching around, a illusory book-like thing suddenly appeared in front of him, and Ke Xiao stepped back a few steps in fright and sat on the bed, "You, what are you?" ?”

[I am nothing, I am the system of this seven-day time limit game, named 99] I don't care if you are called 99 or 88, can you not appear in front of my eyes. [No, because we have already entered the game, so you are the player of this game and my master. 】

Ke Xiao was stunned for a while after listening to the words that didn't look like something, and then his face was filled with shock, "How do you know what I'm thinking about?" The book-like thing jumped onto Ke Xiao's lap [because we are one, So master, I will know what you think] No!There will be this function.

"Since you know what I'm thinking, then you should know that I don't want to play this game anymore, can I abstain."

【sure!As long as you are willing to be the master]

I am willing, I am willing one hundred times, I don't want to participate in such weird things. "Then abstain, what should I do if I quit?"

【You just need to shout that I want to abstain】

"Oh! Really? I see." I didn't expect to know this so soon, it's great. "I want to abstain." At this moment, a transparent light board screen popped up in front of Ke Xiao, admiring the high technology of the game, he reached out to the {exit} button and was about to click...[Warning: If you abstain, you will lose your life , please be careful! ] Ke Xiao was startled in the prompt box that popped up suddenly, looking at the red font, he was a little confused.What does this mean?If you abstain from voting, you will lose your life. "Hey, System 99, what does this sentence mean?"

[It means, if you abstain, master, you can go to karaoke with the Buddha of the Western Paradise every day] Hearing System 99's explanation, Ke Xiao's face changed drastically, and he suppressed his anger and twitched his lips, "Hehe, it must be open." After laughing, how could he really die..."

[It is true that you will die, you should be very clear about this master] Ke Xiao was angry, he did not know that he would really die when playing with this thing. , it turned out that this game made him angry, no, I want to calm down, calm down.

[Then I'll play back the reminder screen of entering this game for the master] Ke Xiao watched what happened to him not long ago, how he quarreled with his mother, how he entered the house, how he sat down on a chair. It should be said that this shit is perfect!It's still too advanced!

[Here we are, here it is] What's here?What else is there besides the screen when he wants to click {YES}? "Where is this? Don't think you can fool me just because you are a high-tech system."

[System prompt: 50x magnifying glass is needed] 50x magnifying glass, what are you using that thing for?Seeing a transparent magnifying glass in front of his eyes, Ke Xiao picked it up and looked at the screen in front of him, a row of small characters appeared in Ke Xiao's eyes Life, please choose carefully! ! 〗

This..."Such a small font, only ghosts can see it, you guys are deceiving and abducting; no, why are you angry with me and your systems, saying, who made this thing? See if I don't kill him. "System 99 walked obediently in front of Ke Xiao [Master, it's useless if you kill him, because he is already the first person to die in this game] Oh!It turned out to be dead. "What...he died in this game, and he was the first one."

[Yes, so please master cherish your time!If the journey is not started soon, the master will die too. 】

"Time? Journey? What is that? It doesn't matter, I don't want to know about that anymore. I really don't believe that if you quit this game, you will die."

【Master, please don't do stupid things, many people died because they didn't believe it】Could they really die? Ke Xiao smiled sadly. He has never encountered such an unlucky thing. "Then show me the evidence." "

【All right!However, the system 99 reminds the owner, please pay attention to your heart] pay attention to your heart, why do you say this?Ke Xiao didn't pay much attention to these words and looked at the pictures that kept appearing in front of him, but his heart really beat faster. "What is this? This..." Ke Xiao blushed and didn't dare to look at it. Although he knew that he was already a teenager and knew about those adult things, this was too...

[These are the ways of death of different people in the past, some were thrown into icebergs to freeze to death; You're not blind, how can you insult people like this."

[System Explanation: This was designed by our creators] I was so pissed off, he was sure that the person who made this game was a pervert. Scared, but also kind of grateful at the same time.I am glad that I did not choose to abstain in time, and I am afraid that one day I will become the winner of that group of people.

After staring at this picture for a while, someone involuntarily sighed, where did these people's savings go? [System joke: The soap has already fallen off as early as entering this game] Soap, what does this matter about soap?What kind of joke is this?

[Master, let me tell you here, the only 'seven-day time limit' game in our world has a special game term] Game term, what is it? [Game terminology is referred to as 'GSC' for short. The more popular words in your human society now have special expressions in our game. For example, the word 节扌喿 that you just said, master, is called soap in our game] Heh, games these days are also called "soap". There is a game term for high-tech. 【yes!Master, you might as well take a look at the glossary given to you by the game]

"Glossary of Game Terms: Throat = Soap, Chest = Soap Bubble, XXOO = Soap Bubble Water, Pressure = Water..." What kind of messy things can be made out of this kind of thing, who is your producer? what to do. [Master, I gave birth to you] Mom gave birth to your head...Ke Xiao angrily closed the game term box that popped up, "System 99, I ask you, if I choose to abstain, how will I die? ?”

[System Prediction: If Ke Xiao chooses to abstain, he will be punished by ten people directly] Well, let’s talk about terminology directly. Fortunately, he just wrote down those inexplicable terms, but... "Why the hell am I This way of death, I am a man, okay?" [The system knows that the owner is a man] Then there will be such things, obviously there are no such pictures... Wait, no, people who look at those pretty faces , Ke Xiao was stunned, could it be that the characters in these pictures are all...

[Yes, it's exactly what the master thought, all the people participating in this game are men, so the master should hurry up and save time to get through the level quickly!Otherwise, when the time is up, the master's soap bubbles will be gone】Fat, soap bubbles, you shit!Why did I encounter this kind of thing, this terrible game...

The author has something to say: Hello everyone!This is Xiaoyu. After several twists and turns, Xiaoyu finally opened a new hole. Please give me your advice!

Ke Xiao: People who have been tricked for so long still know it

Xiao Yu: You...

Ke Xiao: Cough cough, all judges and friends, please support me a lot!Get me out of the way of the author of this prank.

Xiao Yu: Ke Xiao, are you making an opening statement or slandering me!

Ke Xiao: You just stay there, I get annoyed when I see you.

Xiaoyu: ...

Ke Xiao: Well!Although I am very unhappy with this author, please support her, it can be regarded as accumulating some virtues for her! ╭(╯^╰)╮