[Comprehensive] Boy, your soap fell off
Chapter 2
Ke Xiao fell on the bed and slept with his eyes closed. He didn't believe in these shitty things. He must be fine when he woke up. He must have watched too many anime recently, so his eyes had hallucinations. Yes, it must be like this.Ke Xiao silently said to himself to go to bed quickly, counting the sheep and forcing himself to fall asleep.
[System Warning: If you don't enter the game again, you will be considered abstaining]
"It's not so unreasonable." Ke Xiao sat up and stared angrily at the front, but he didn't even have a ghost for an instant to make him even more angry, "System 99, come out for me."
[System prompt: The system is now in sleep mode, please call later] It’s not a phone call, and you want to call later?What kind of shit, there is a limit to playing with people...Ke Xiao sighed helplessly, "Is this really reality?"
[I tell the master, it is now the 21st century, xx, 20xx....] "I didn't ask you the year, month, and day, so I thought I was an idiot!" No, I have to stay calm, don't get agitated, don't get agitated, alas..." Is it really necessary to enter some game link?"
[System prompt: Not entering the game session, but the game has already started] What-what-, the game session has already started, why don't I know, don't lie to me. 【Master, System 99 didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the replay just now...】 Ke Xiao pointed at the transparent book and made a stop gesture, "No, I got it."
Ke Xiao stood up, put on a coat, collapsed, and stood up straight, "Okay, I'm ready, I want to kill and cut, I want to start and end quickly."
【Master, you are finally leaving!I’m still worried that I’m going to add another record in my notes to be slapped by ten people] Ke Xiao moved the corners of his mouth half-smiling, “If you talk about this again, believe it or not, I’ll smash your system.” Although he didn’t Yes, but it doesn't mean others won't, I don't believe this shit can't be removed.
[System Warning: Threats to the system require money] Accept, what to charge? "Accept money, where are you making a joke?" [Master, the system 99 reminds you, you can't destroy us or threaten us casually, you will be punished]
"Your system also has the function of punishing the owner." I just don't believe that toys can control humans, it's ridiculous. [Master, don’t believe me, otherwise, be careful of the soap] Ah, yes, what is the real name of soap in game terms... [Master, soap=thickness, have you forgotten?] Ke Xiao raised his eyebrows , roared "I never want to remember this broken game terminology..." [But master, you still have to remember these things, unless you have not entered this game]
"Say, why are you talking so much nonsense, haven't you already started playing games? Tell me! How do you break it." When I break this thing, see if I don't throw your thing into the sea to feed the sharks, oh, no , which would damage the environment.Hmph, there are plenty of solutions at that time, and I am not in a hurry to think about it now. [Master is good or bad!I thought about how to destroy me before I broke the level, woohoo] Oops, I forgot that this system has the function of knowing my thoughts.
"Okay, don't pretend to cry there anymore, talk about serious business." Ke Xiao watched a large transparent light map pop up in front of him, and all kinds of information on it densely filled the entire map "You Show me so much information when you want me to read it, are you going to punish me?"
[Ah, I forgot, well, here, the system 99 will explain it to the master, the master remembers to read it clearly] Ke Xiao watched as the system 99 turned into a big book, and kept turning the pages until it stopped at a page [System explanation: The seven-day time limit game is mainly a cracking game where players travel through seven time and space to collect seven kinds of props] Travel through time and space?Seven props?What kind of thing is this? It's hard to travel through time and space to play this game.
[Yes, master] Ke Xiao was startled. This is the first time he has seen this kind of game. Although it is about his own life and integrity... Cough cough, soap, but he still has some expectations. "Then we will go to another time and space later." The screen changed again, and a picture of Naruto appeared in front of Ke Xiao, "Show me what this thing is for!" [Master, this is where we are going later ] What, what... "You said that the time and space we will go to later has something to do with the Hokage picture in front of us."
[Yes, this seven-day time-limited game is based on anime, so the owner is lucky, he is an anime fan, so it shouldn't be difficult to pass the level] Someone who was still expressionless just now is now smiling, so excited I don't know How to speak.Although he watched anime, it was the first time he could meet these characters with his own eyes. Shouldn't it be said that he is really lucky!No matter what, Ke Xiao really wants to play this game now.
"Then hurry up." What to do, I really want to see these familiar anime characters!And it's a personal experience, what a good thing. [Well, but before leaving, the system reminds the owner that this seven-day time limit game is not so easy to crack. The reason why it is called the seven-day time limit is that players only have seven days to play this game. In this game, it can be regarded as a failure, if you abstain, you will throw soap bubbles and die]
Seven days...time, there is no mistake. "Hey, System 99, you are all playing tricks, how could you crack this thing in seven days, let alone go to seven time-spaces."
[System Explanation: Seven days are limited to the real world, and the other seven time-spaces are determined according to the current situation, but warning, one time-space can only use up one day in the real world, please remember and grasp your own time] Ke Xiaoting Seeing the system prompt sound, it is sad! "It's really a race against time."
[Master, I'll talk about it later, we have to set off now, otherwise time and space will be messed up] Dare I say it... I really owe... [System prompt: Time travel is about to start, please click on the pop-up screen box What will happen if you don't press the 'Stable Landing' key? [Master, hurry up, time travel is about to start, if you don't click, something uglier than falling into meat sauce will happen] No way!There is not even a guarantee, which is too far-fetched!
After Ke Xiao tapped the 'Stable Landing' button, the surroundings were filled with light instantly, and Ke Xiao slowly turned into small particles and disappeared into the room.Looking at the darkness around him, Ke Xiao encouraged himself to crack the game, for his own sake... Soap bubbles, uh, he is really not used to this game terminology.
Soon the darkness went away, and a blue sky was ushered in. Breathing the fresh air, Ke Xiao felt instantly refreshed, and made a flying gesture with a smile. Repair, see you] "See you later, how do I know what the landing switch is? Hey, system 99, come out and help!" Ke Xiao felt his body falling rapidly. Death is already squeezed to death by the air.
When Ke Xiao approached a thousand meters from the land, his body landed more quickly, and Ke Xiao was so frightened that he yelled, "Help me! I don't want to die, help...help..."
"Hey, Naruto, see if someone is falling down over there." Naruto looked in the direction Sakura pointed, and found that there was indeed a figure-like thing that was actually landing on the land. "Well, it seems to be, And there is another sound coming." Naruto closed his eyes and listened carefully to the source of the sound, and the words of help caught Naruto's attention, "Sakura, it seems that the person is calling for help, I have to hurry to save him."
"Hey, Naruto, wait a minute, maybe it's the enemy's blindfold, hey, Naruto." Seeing Naruto running fast, Sakura was speechless at Naruto's impulsive personality, really I don't know when this person will grow up a bit.
Ke Xiao looked at the sky sadly, and said sorry to his parents countless times in his heart, your son took a step first, but his expression hoped that someone would save him. "Who will save me!" Naruto ran fast, looking at the fast-falling body, knowing that he couldn't catch up, he bit his finger in time, drew on his palm, and then quickly patted the ground "Through "Spirit Art"
Ke Xiao thought that since he was about to die, he could not die with his eyes open, so he closed his eyes in time and opened his hands to accept the arrival of death, "Ji, catch that person quickly." When Ke Xiao had completely awakened At that time, alas, it was so hard that the bones would probably be shattered. "Boom..." What kind of voice is it? Die, great."
"Fortunately, I caught it, hey, are you okay!" Why did I seem to have heard this voice somewhere, where did I hear it?After thinking for a while, Ke Xiao suddenly stood up in surprise, "I remembered, I heard it in Hokage."
"So you know Hokage, who are you?" This time Ke Xiao didn't have to think about the voice any more, Ke Xiao was already stunned by how close he was.
Naruto was puzzled, this person was so excited just now, how could he suddenly become motionless like a stone.He couldn't feel the existence of the other party's Chakra, and didn't notice any suspicious people around him, so how did this person fall from the sky. "Hey, who are you?" Naruto's words woke up Ke Xiao who was stunned, staring at the golden hair, eyes the same color as the sea, and six beards. "Uzumaki, Uzumaki... Naruto."
"I am Uzumaki Naruto, but how do you know?" Ke Xiao smiled. It was really Uzumaki Naruto. He never thought that the person who saved him would be the protagonist Uzumaki Naruto in Hokage. Ke Xiao clasped his hands tightly, his face Excited I don't know how to describe it.
"I didn't expect you to save me, thank you." Naruto was a little confused when he saw Ke Xiao being polite to himself. .... "Let me ask you, why did you fall from the sky?" Ke Xiao asked this sentence, his heart went into his heart.The hateful game almost caused him to be thrown to his death. If it wasn't for the protagonist he likes to save him, he might have already played poker with Lord Hades by now. What a broken system.
【Master, did you call me? 】Hehe, you are finally willing to come out, I thought you were dead. [Ah, master, your anger value has reached 100%, what's wrong? 】Do you still dare to tell me what's wrong?Do you know that I nearly fell to my death. 【Nope!I remember telling the master to hit the landing switch! 】You-what-when-when-tell-tell-over-me... I am not familiar with this stuff, how do I know where the landing switch is?If Uzumaki Naruto hadn't saved me, I might have become meat sauce. [Naruto Uzumaki, I didn't expect to get in touch with the protagonist so soon] Hey, system 99, did you hear what I said, and what do you mean by saying so soon?
"I said, did you fall somewhere? I see that your expression has changed, is it uncomfortable?" Ke Xiao realized that he had made these unreasonable actions in front of Naruto. Fortunately, he didn't yell out, otherwise he would definitely would be considered an idiot.
[Master, now that we have contacted the protagonist, let's start our collection! 】Collect, yes!I came to this time and space to collect things; then how can I collect the so-called props. [System 99 informs, first date the protagonist Naruto Uzumaki! ] What, what did the system say just now, dating, dating?What does it mean?
[Master, in the words of your humans, it means communication, but there is a deeper level, that is our game term: Dating=扌高基]Dating=扌高基, so is it equal to shit! [Hey, master, you know such a deep-seated joke, it’s amazing] You’re awesome, someone giggled a few times and turned into a hard stone again....
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[System Warning: If you don't enter the game again, you will be considered abstaining]
"It's not so unreasonable." Ke Xiao sat up and stared angrily at the front, but he didn't even have a ghost for an instant to make him even more angry, "System 99, come out for me."
[System prompt: The system is now in sleep mode, please call later] It’s not a phone call, and you want to call later?What kind of shit, there is a limit to playing with people...Ke Xiao sighed helplessly, "Is this really reality?"
[I tell the master, it is now the 21st century, xx, 20xx....] "I didn't ask you the year, month, and day, so I thought I was an idiot!" No, I have to stay calm, don't get agitated, don't get agitated, alas..." Is it really necessary to enter some game link?"
[System prompt: Not entering the game session, but the game has already started] What-what-, the game session has already started, why don't I know, don't lie to me. 【Master, System 99 didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, I'll show you the replay just now...】 Ke Xiao pointed at the transparent book and made a stop gesture, "No, I got it."
Ke Xiao stood up, put on a coat, collapsed, and stood up straight, "Okay, I'm ready, I want to kill and cut, I want to start and end quickly."
【Master, you are finally leaving!I’m still worried that I’m going to add another record in my notes to be slapped by ten people] Ke Xiao moved the corners of his mouth half-smiling, “If you talk about this again, believe it or not, I’ll smash your system.” Although he didn’t Yes, but it doesn't mean others won't, I don't believe this shit can't be removed.
[System Warning: Threats to the system require money] Accept, what to charge? "Accept money, where are you making a joke?" [Master, the system 99 reminds you, you can't destroy us or threaten us casually, you will be punished]
"Your system also has the function of punishing the owner." I just don't believe that toys can control humans, it's ridiculous. [Master, don’t believe me, otherwise, be careful of the soap] Ah, yes, what is the real name of soap in game terms... [Master, soap=thickness, have you forgotten?] Ke Xiao raised his eyebrows , roared "I never want to remember this broken game terminology..." [But master, you still have to remember these things, unless you have not entered this game]
"Say, why are you talking so much nonsense, haven't you already started playing games? Tell me! How do you break it." When I break this thing, see if I don't throw your thing into the sea to feed the sharks, oh, no , which would damage the environment.Hmph, there are plenty of solutions at that time, and I am not in a hurry to think about it now. [Master is good or bad!I thought about how to destroy me before I broke the level, woohoo] Oops, I forgot that this system has the function of knowing my thoughts.
"Okay, don't pretend to cry there anymore, talk about serious business." Ke Xiao watched a large transparent light map pop up in front of him, and all kinds of information on it densely filled the entire map "You Show me so much information when you want me to read it, are you going to punish me?"
[Ah, I forgot, well, here, the system 99 will explain it to the master, the master remembers to read it clearly] Ke Xiao watched as the system 99 turned into a big book, and kept turning the pages until it stopped at a page [System explanation: The seven-day time limit game is mainly a cracking game where players travel through seven time and space to collect seven kinds of props] Travel through time and space?Seven props?What kind of thing is this? It's hard to travel through time and space to play this game.
[Yes, master] Ke Xiao was startled. This is the first time he has seen this kind of game. Although it is about his own life and integrity... Cough cough, soap, but he still has some expectations. "Then we will go to another time and space later." The screen changed again, and a picture of Naruto appeared in front of Ke Xiao, "Show me what this thing is for!" [Master, this is where we are going later ] What, what... "You said that the time and space we will go to later has something to do with the Hokage picture in front of us."
[Yes, this seven-day time-limited game is based on anime, so the owner is lucky, he is an anime fan, so it shouldn't be difficult to pass the level] Someone who was still expressionless just now is now smiling, so excited I don't know How to speak.Although he watched anime, it was the first time he could meet these characters with his own eyes. Shouldn't it be said that he is really lucky!No matter what, Ke Xiao really wants to play this game now.
"Then hurry up." What to do, I really want to see these familiar anime characters!And it's a personal experience, what a good thing. [Well, but before leaving, the system reminds the owner that this seven-day time limit game is not so easy to crack. The reason why it is called the seven-day time limit is that players only have seven days to play this game. In this game, it can be regarded as a failure, if you abstain, you will throw soap bubbles and die]
Seven days...time, there is no mistake. "Hey, System 99, you are all playing tricks, how could you crack this thing in seven days, let alone go to seven time-spaces."
[System Explanation: Seven days are limited to the real world, and the other seven time-spaces are determined according to the current situation, but warning, one time-space can only use up one day in the real world, please remember and grasp your own time] Ke Xiaoting Seeing the system prompt sound, it is sad! "It's really a race against time."
[Master, I'll talk about it later, we have to set off now, otherwise time and space will be messed up] Dare I say it... I really owe... [System prompt: Time travel is about to start, please click on the pop-up screen box What will happen if you don't press the 'Stable Landing' key? [Master, hurry up, time travel is about to start, if you don't click, something uglier than falling into meat sauce will happen] No way!There is not even a guarantee, which is too far-fetched!
After Ke Xiao tapped the 'Stable Landing' button, the surroundings were filled with light instantly, and Ke Xiao slowly turned into small particles and disappeared into the room.Looking at the darkness around him, Ke Xiao encouraged himself to crack the game, for his own sake... Soap bubbles, uh, he is really not used to this game terminology.
Soon the darkness went away, and a blue sky was ushered in. Breathing the fresh air, Ke Xiao felt instantly refreshed, and made a flying gesture with a smile. Repair, see you] "See you later, how do I know what the landing switch is? Hey, system 99, come out and help!" Ke Xiao felt his body falling rapidly. Death is already squeezed to death by the air.
When Ke Xiao approached a thousand meters from the land, his body landed more quickly, and Ke Xiao was so frightened that he yelled, "Help me! I don't want to die, help...help..."
"Hey, Naruto, see if someone is falling down over there." Naruto looked in the direction Sakura pointed, and found that there was indeed a figure-like thing that was actually landing on the land. "Well, it seems to be, And there is another sound coming." Naruto closed his eyes and listened carefully to the source of the sound, and the words of help caught Naruto's attention, "Sakura, it seems that the person is calling for help, I have to hurry to save him."
"Hey, Naruto, wait a minute, maybe it's the enemy's blindfold, hey, Naruto." Seeing Naruto running fast, Sakura was speechless at Naruto's impulsive personality, really I don't know when this person will grow up a bit.
Ke Xiao looked at the sky sadly, and said sorry to his parents countless times in his heart, your son took a step first, but his expression hoped that someone would save him. "Who will save me!" Naruto ran fast, looking at the fast-falling body, knowing that he couldn't catch up, he bit his finger in time, drew on his palm, and then quickly patted the ground "Through "Spirit Art"
Ke Xiao thought that since he was about to die, he could not die with his eyes open, so he closed his eyes in time and opened his hands to accept the arrival of death, "Ji, catch that person quickly." When Ke Xiao had completely awakened At that time, alas, it was so hard that the bones would probably be shattered. "Boom..." What kind of voice is it? Die, great."
"Fortunately, I caught it, hey, are you okay!" Why did I seem to have heard this voice somewhere, where did I hear it?After thinking for a while, Ke Xiao suddenly stood up in surprise, "I remembered, I heard it in Hokage."
"So you know Hokage, who are you?" This time Ke Xiao didn't have to think about the voice any more, Ke Xiao was already stunned by how close he was.
Naruto was puzzled, this person was so excited just now, how could he suddenly become motionless like a stone.He couldn't feel the existence of the other party's Chakra, and didn't notice any suspicious people around him, so how did this person fall from the sky. "Hey, who are you?" Naruto's words woke up Ke Xiao who was stunned, staring at the golden hair, eyes the same color as the sea, and six beards. "Uzumaki, Uzumaki... Naruto."
"I am Uzumaki Naruto, but how do you know?" Ke Xiao smiled. It was really Uzumaki Naruto. He never thought that the person who saved him would be the protagonist Uzumaki Naruto in Hokage. Ke Xiao clasped his hands tightly, his face Excited I don't know how to describe it.
"I didn't expect you to save me, thank you." Naruto was a little confused when he saw Ke Xiao being polite to himself. .... "Let me ask you, why did you fall from the sky?" Ke Xiao asked this sentence, his heart went into his heart.The hateful game almost caused him to be thrown to his death. If it wasn't for the protagonist he likes to save him, he might have already played poker with Lord Hades by now. What a broken system.
【Master, did you call me? 】Hehe, you are finally willing to come out, I thought you were dead. [Ah, master, your anger value has reached 100%, what's wrong? 】Do you still dare to tell me what's wrong?Do you know that I nearly fell to my death. 【Nope!I remember telling the master to hit the landing switch! 】You-what-when-when-tell-tell-over-me... I am not familiar with this stuff, how do I know where the landing switch is?If Uzumaki Naruto hadn't saved me, I might have become meat sauce. [Naruto Uzumaki, I didn't expect to get in touch with the protagonist so soon] Hey, system 99, did you hear what I said, and what do you mean by saying so soon?
"I said, did you fall somewhere? I see that your expression has changed, is it uncomfortable?" Ke Xiao realized that he had made these unreasonable actions in front of Naruto. Fortunately, he didn't yell out, otherwise he would definitely would be considered an idiot.
[Master, now that we have contacted the protagonist, let's start our collection! 】Collect, yes!I came to this time and space to collect things; then how can I collect the so-called props. [System 99 informs, first date the protagonist Naruto Uzumaki! ] What, what did the system say just now, dating, dating?What does it mean?
[Master, in the words of your humans, it means communication, but there is a deeper level, that is our game term: Dating=扌高基]Dating=扌高基, so is it equal to shit! [Hey, master, you know such a deep-seated joke, it’s amazing] You’re awesome, someone giggled a few times and turned into a hard stone again....
The author has something to say: update every day, healthier, (*^__^*) hee hee...
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