[Comprehensive] Boy, your soap fell off
Chapter 3
In a clearing in a certain forest on the border of the Land of Fire, two figures, one gold and one black, stood in the open space until a pink figure came to break the deadlock.
"Naruto"
"Sakura"
"Is he the one you saved?" Naruto nodded to Sakura. "It doesn't look like he looks suspicious." Naruto scratched his head and said, "Well, Sakura, please help him, he has maintained this exaggerated appearance for a while, I don't know if he is injured " Xiaoying walked up to Ke Xiao, "Hey, are you okay?" A question woke Ke Xiao up.
Haruno Sakura, um, when did this person appear, and how long have I been in a daze.Damn, all of you were killed by this broken system [Master, System 99 is not a broken system] You still said that you are not a broken system, you can say that just now. [System Explanation: Gradual failure just occurred] Fault?What kind of failure, could it be that what I just said was all wrong information.
"Hey, let me ask you something."
Ke Xiao looked at Sakura's dissatisfied expression, and quickly waved his hand and smiled, "I'm fine, thank you for saving me." It turned out he wasn't a fool! "It's not me who saved you, but Naruto, if you want to thank him, thank him!"
"No, it's just a little thing, um, what's your name?"
"My name is Ke Xiao, hello."
"Ke Xiao, why don't you call it funny, it should be a good name." I knew that my name would be complained about.However, I didn't expect Haruno Sakura to be complained about first, alas... "Sakura, you can't say that about others." Sakura glared at Naruto angrily, "Why, I have an opinion, can't I just make a joke?"
"Yes, yes." Naruto smiled and said to Ke Xiao in a low voice, "Don't be surprised, she is like this, irritable, I dare not offend her." I know, why don't I know what kind of personality you have.
[System prompt: Please be friends with Uzumaki Naruto first] Come on, be friends first?This is easy to say, it's better than the game term dating just now! 【Master, isn't dating just to be friends? 】Which bastard said dating is to be friends, you broken system don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense [The system understands 99, we are all familiar with books] Hehe, the system still needs to read, a joke. 【Master, don't believe it, the producer who created us taught us this way, and the book is still preserved, do you want to read it, master? 】Ke Xiao quickly shook his head, reading the producer's book, I'm afraid I won't survive today.
"Ke Xiao, since you have nothing to do, let's go first, we still have tasks to do." Hey!If you want to leave, you can't!My first task is to date you... No, dating... Ah, no, it's to be friends, how can you leave. "Where is Uzumaki-kun going?" Seeing Naruto's serious expression and the people who caught up later, Ke Xiao probably knew something.
"I'm going to find a very important companion of mine." Companion, it should be Sasuke Uchiha!Then this should be the plot before the battle between Sasuke and Itachi. However, seeing Naruto who is so serious, I really admire him and never give up chasing Sasuke.Alas, having said that, that Uchiha Sasuke is also really, why doesn’t he always look back, although in the manga it’s the ninja war and Uchiha Sasuke is back, but he’s still in a bad mood. [System prompt: Error, error, error.....] Error, what does error mean?
"Ke Xiao, what is that thing in your hand? Why is it glowing?" Hearing Naruto's words, Ke Xiao noticed that the seven-color ring in his hand was constantly shining, and was frightened for a moment. "Hey, why is it suddenly shining?" Naruto looked at Ke Xiaoya's unknowing expression, and his expression became cautious.
[System notification: Time and space disorder occurs, the program is about to restart, please click the restart button] Where is the restart button?What is the space-time disorder.Ke Xiao was completely dizzy by this terrible system. When he was at a loss, a message suddenly appeared in front of him (whether to restart the program). Ke Xiao quickly clicked yes, and the light from the seven-color bracelet disappeared immediately. . "Phew... finally disappeared"
"By the way, this thing of yours is really interesting, Ke Xiao, I still have a task, see you if you are destined!" Seeing Naruto running away quickly, Ke Xiao squatted on the ground in frustration, and finally got in touch with the protagonist, and it was all right Completed the task, but unexpectedly got destroyed by this system, can he call 'Mom'? [The system restart has been completed, and the player's information is being checked...Master, what's wrong with you, you look frustrated]
"It's not your fault. What kind of light suddenly appeared, and what was said in confusion, it caused me to fail to complete the task. You guys are too rubbish." When I finish the level, I must throw this thing into the trash field to go.
[Master, don't be angry, this will waste mental energy. System 99 will explain to you that the space-time disorder just happened, so the task just now was wrong, so master, don't be sad.]
"I'm not sad. Also, what do you mean by time and space disorder?" Too many, so the system can't bear it, only to restart for a new round of recording to carry out a new round of tasks]
"Then what was my original mission?"
[System prompt: Player Ke Xiao’s first mission in time and space, help Uzumaki Naruto get rid of Uchiha Madara to achieve Hokage and get a medal] I didn’t expect the original mission to be so difficult, so the current mission is not even more difficult [Master, no Yes, with System 99 helping you, it will definitely go on smoothly]
"It would be better if you don't help."
[Master is good or bad, I originally wanted to find you an easier task, since this is the case, I will choose a harder one] "System 99, wait, simple is good, simple is... good... Seeing his hand touching a key, Ke Xiao swallowed, "Hey, system 99, I clicked something just now." No response, no sound, should I click something or not? something!
[System prompt: Now enter the special mission program, please wait a moment...] What is a special mission, it is so difficult that I just pressed the special mission button, no way!Why am I so unlucky, I didn't do simple tasks, but I got into some special tasks. 【Master, I didn't expect the master to be so interesting! ] Why do you hear this strangely? What is this white elf in front of you?Could it be...
"You are System 99?" [Yes, master, as long as I enter the special mission, I will become like this, please give me more advice] This non-thing has become a thing, should I? Smile!hehe. 【Master laughs so ugly】
"Shut up, you're the one who caused me to get into this place, what kind of special mission is this, you hurry up and make me look like I used to be."
[Master, the changed appearance cannot be changed back, so the master should also quickly enter the checkpoint mode!Otherwise, when the time comes, the owner will lose the soap bubbles! 】
"Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, let's talk! What task?" Count yourself unlucky!If you don't play to death, you will die if you play, then it's better to play, at least there is still some hope.
[Okay, please click the task bar under the level-breaking mode at the bottom of the screen, and there will be the latest task in it] "The latest task, there will be many different tasks." [Yes, here the system 99 will explain to the owner what is special. Task?The special task is to add new tasks according to how the player intervenes in the plot. When the task reaches the reminder of the props, the task will enter the final task, and finally get the props, and then the time and space will be passed]
"Then is it possible that this special mission will last for a long time, and there will be many failures." [Here, let me tell the master that no matter how long the special mission is, there will be no more than ten special missions, so the master can rest assured that it will not be very long. 】oh!It’s good if it’s not very long, because I’m afraid I won’t be able to finish it myself. [The system 99 is also here to remind the master that the space time is limited to one month, so the master please grasp your own time. 】This is really a special mission, alas, can I cry?
【Master wants to cry, I have toilet paper here, ah!By the way, the master can't use it either. 】What about the toilet paper?Ke Xiao was too lazy to listen to this ghost system's complaints, so he directly clicked on the task bar in the clearing mode of the transparent screen in front of him. The latest task surprised Ke Xiao, "This, what kind of task is this!"
{Mission 1: Prevent the death of Itachi Uchiha}
【Master, this task is easy! 】Simple fart, if you want me to stop Uchiha Itachi from dying, that is to stop the two brothers from fighting.
【Master, don't think so, fortunately there is another option】Really?There are other options.Ke Xiao quickly looked at the other task, but Ke Xiao's face changed from red to white to black, which was faster than juggling.
[The master's face is so strange, isn't this mission not good?I think this task seems to be easier than before!How good it is, look at task 1 and choose another option: Uchiha Itachimi, master, there are many tasks, many...] System 99 looked at Ke Xiao's volcano that was about to erupt, shut his mouth and went back to his nest, Otherwise, you will suffer. There are some punishment modes in this special task program, so it is better not to make too much noise.
Ke Xiao really wanted to take off the seven-color bracelet and throw it away, but he couldn't take it off, and asked dumbfoundedly, "System 99, tell me! How can I get to the scene of their brother's battle from here?" [Ah, master, you figured it out. By water! ] "Fuck you, oh, no, it's water, I'm going to prevent Uchiha Itachi from being killed, I chose mission 1." Ke Xiao clicked on the mission 1 option, and the screen changed.
[System prompt: Task 1 has already started, please rush to Uchiha's secret base within three hours to prevent Uchiha Itachi's death]
"What, three hours, how is it possible? Although there is a map, how can it be possible to rush there in three hours."
[Master, don't worry, you will arrive in one day with the running mode] Running mode, what is that.
[System prompt: You are currently in the ninja world, so you will use ninjutsu, please click on the Chakra mode] And this thing, Ke Xiao clicked on the Chakra mode, and a blue light quickly illuminated himself, but soon It just disappeared.
[Master, let's go quickly, or be careful that the task cannot be completed, and then we have to perform another task] "No way! Could it be that I have not completed task 1, so I can only perform task 1 and choose another one?" [Yes, master , so it’s up to the owner whether to save people or get drowned】Can I choose neither?Needless to say, the answer is known, that is... no.
The author has something to say: The cuteness is coming, who wants to adopt Xiaoyu! O(∩_∩)O~
"Naruto"
"Sakura"
"Is he the one you saved?" Naruto nodded to Sakura. "It doesn't look like he looks suspicious." Naruto scratched his head and said, "Well, Sakura, please help him, he has maintained this exaggerated appearance for a while, I don't know if he is injured " Xiaoying walked up to Ke Xiao, "Hey, are you okay?" A question woke Ke Xiao up.
Haruno Sakura, um, when did this person appear, and how long have I been in a daze.Damn, all of you were killed by this broken system [Master, System 99 is not a broken system] You still said that you are not a broken system, you can say that just now. [System Explanation: Gradual failure just occurred] Fault?What kind of failure, could it be that what I just said was all wrong information.
"Hey, let me ask you something."
Ke Xiao looked at Sakura's dissatisfied expression, and quickly waved his hand and smiled, "I'm fine, thank you for saving me." It turned out he wasn't a fool! "It's not me who saved you, but Naruto, if you want to thank him, thank him!"
"No, it's just a little thing, um, what's your name?"
"My name is Ke Xiao, hello."
"Ke Xiao, why don't you call it funny, it should be a good name." I knew that my name would be complained about.However, I didn't expect Haruno Sakura to be complained about first, alas... "Sakura, you can't say that about others." Sakura glared at Naruto angrily, "Why, I have an opinion, can't I just make a joke?"
"Yes, yes." Naruto smiled and said to Ke Xiao in a low voice, "Don't be surprised, she is like this, irritable, I dare not offend her." I know, why don't I know what kind of personality you have.
[System prompt: Please be friends with Uzumaki Naruto first] Come on, be friends first?This is easy to say, it's better than the game term dating just now! 【Master, isn't dating just to be friends? 】Which bastard said dating is to be friends, you broken system don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense [The system understands 99, we are all familiar with books] Hehe, the system still needs to read, a joke. 【Master, don't believe it, the producer who created us taught us this way, and the book is still preserved, do you want to read it, master? 】Ke Xiao quickly shook his head, reading the producer's book, I'm afraid I won't survive today.
"Ke Xiao, since you have nothing to do, let's go first, we still have tasks to do." Hey!If you want to leave, you can't!My first task is to date you... No, dating... Ah, no, it's to be friends, how can you leave. "Where is Uzumaki-kun going?" Seeing Naruto's serious expression and the people who caught up later, Ke Xiao probably knew something.
"I'm going to find a very important companion of mine." Companion, it should be Sasuke Uchiha!Then this should be the plot before the battle between Sasuke and Itachi. However, seeing Naruto who is so serious, I really admire him and never give up chasing Sasuke.Alas, having said that, that Uchiha Sasuke is also really, why doesn’t he always look back, although in the manga it’s the ninja war and Uchiha Sasuke is back, but he’s still in a bad mood. [System prompt: Error, error, error.....] Error, what does error mean?
"Ke Xiao, what is that thing in your hand? Why is it glowing?" Hearing Naruto's words, Ke Xiao noticed that the seven-color ring in his hand was constantly shining, and was frightened for a moment. "Hey, why is it suddenly shining?" Naruto looked at Ke Xiaoya's unknowing expression, and his expression became cautious.
[System notification: Time and space disorder occurs, the program is about to restart, please click the restart button] Where is the restart button?What is the space-time disorder.Ke Xiao was completely dizzy by this terrible system. When he was at a loss, a message suddenly appeared in front of him (whether to restart the program). Ke Xiao quickly clicked yes, and the light from the seven-color bracelet disappeared immediately. . "Phew... finally disappeared"
"By the way, this thing of yours is really interesting, Ke Xiao, I still have a task, see you if you are destined!" Seeing Naruto running away quickly, Ke Xiao squatted on the ground in frustration, and finally got in touch with the protagonist, and it was all right Completed the task, but unexpectedly got destroyed by this system, can he call 'Mom'? [The system restart has been completed, and the player's information is being checked...Master, what's wrong with you, you look frustrated]
"It's not your fault. What kind of light suddenly appeared, and what was said in confusion, it caused me to fail to complete the task. You guys are too rubbish." When I finish the level, I must throw this thing into the trash field to go.
[Master, don't be angry, this will waste mental energy. System 99 will explain to you that the space-time disorder just happened, so the task just now was wrong, so master, don't be sad.]
"I'm not sad. Also, what do you mean by time and space disorder?" Too many, so the system can't bear it, only to restart for a new round of recording to carry out a new round of tasks]
"Then what was my original mission?"
[System prompt: Player Ke Xiao’s first mission in time and space, help Uzumaki Naruto get rid of Uchiha Madara to achieve Hokage and get a medal] I didn’t expect the original mission to be so difficult, so the current mission is not even more difficult [Master, no Yes, with System 99 helping you, it will definitely go on smoothly]
"It would be better if you don't help."
[Master is good or bad, I originally wanted to find you an easier task, since this is the case, I will choose a harder one] "System 99, wait, simple is good, simple is... good... Seeing his hand touching a key, Ke Xiao swallowed, "Hey, system 99, I clicked something just now." No response, no sound, should I click something or not? something!
[System prompt: Now enter the special mission program, please wait a moment...] What is a special mission, it is so difficult that I just pressed the special mission button, no way!Why am I so unlucky, I didn't do simple tasks, but I got into some special tasks. 【Master, I didn't expect the master to be so interesting! ] Why do you hear this strangely? What is this white elf in front of you?Could it be...
"You are System 99?" [Yes, master, as long as I enter the special mission, I will become like this, please give me more advice] This non-thing has become a thing, should I? Smile!hehe. 【Master laughs so ugly】
"Shut up, you're the one who caused me to get into this place, what kind of special mission is this, you hurry up and make me look like I used to be."
[Master, the changed appearance cannot be changed back, so the master should also quickly enter the checkpoint mode!Otherwise, when the time comes, the owner will lose the soap bubbles! 】
"Okay, okay, don't talk so much nonsense, let's talk! What task?" Count yourself unlucky!If you don't play to death, you will die if you play, then it's better to play, at least there is still some hope.
[Okay, please click the task bar under the level-breaking mode at the bottom of the screen, and there will be the latest task in it] "The latest task, there will be many different tasks." [Yes, here the system 99 will explain to the owner what is special. Task?The special task is to add new tasks according to how the player intervenes in the plot. When the task reaches the reminder of the props, the task will enter the final task, and finally get the props, and then the time and space will be passed]
"Then is it possible that this special mission will last for a long time, and there will be many failures." [Here, let me tell the master that no matter how long the special mission is, there will be no more than ten special missions, so the master can rest assured that it will not be very long. 】oh!It’s good if it’s not very long, because I’m afraid I won’t be able to finish it myself. [The system 99 is also here to remind the master that the space time is limited to one month, so the master please grasp your own time. 】This is really a special mission, alas, can I cry?
【Master wants to cry, I have toilet paper here, ah!By the way, the master can't use it either. 】What about the toilet paper?Ke Xiao was too lazy to listen to this ghost system's complaints, so he directly clicked on the task bar in the clearing mode of the transparent screen in front of him. The latest task surprised Ke Xiao, "This, what kind of task is this!"
{Mission 1: Prevent the death of Itachi Uchiha}
【Master, this task is easy! 】Simple fart, if you want me to stop Uchiha Itachi from dying, that is to stop the two brothers from fighting.
【Master, don't think so, fortunately there is another option】Really?There are other options.Ke Xiao quickly looked at the other task, but Ke Xiao's face changed from red to white to black, which was faster than juggling.
[The master's face is so strange, isn't this mission not good?I think this task seems to be easier than before!How good it is, look at task 1 and choose another option: Uchiha Itachimi, master, there are many tasks, many...] System 99 looked at Ke Xiao's volcano that was about to erupt, shut his mouth and went back to his nest, Otherwise, you will suffer. There are some punishment modes in this special task program, so it is better not to make too much noise.
Ke Xiao really wanted to take off the seven-color bracelet and throw it away, but he couldn't take it off, and asked dumbfoundedly, "System 99, tell me! How can I get to the scene of their brother's battle from here?" [Ah, master, you figured it out. By water! ] "Fuck you, oh, no, it's water, I'm going to prevent Uchiha Itachi from being killed, I chose mission 1." Ke Xiao clicked on the mission 1 option, and the screen changed.
[System prompt: Task 1 has already started, please rush to Uchiha's secret base within three hours to prevent Uchiha Itachi's death]
"What, three hours, how is it possible? Although there is a map, how can it be possible to rush there in three hours."
[Master, don't worry, you will arrive in one day with the running mode] Running mode, what is that.
[System prompt: You are currently in the ninja world, so you will use ninjutsu, please click on the Chakra mode] And this thing, Ke Xiao clicked on the Chakra mode, and a blue light quickly illuminated himself, but soon It just disappeared.
[Master, let's go quickly, or be careful that the task cannot be completed, and then we have to perform another task] "No way! Could it be that I have not completed task 1, so I can only perform task 1 and choose another one?" [Yes, master , so it’s up to the owner whether to save people or get drowned】Can I choose neither?Needless to say, the answer is known, that is... no.
The author has something to say: The cuteness is coming, who wants to adopt Xiaoyu! O(∩_∩)O~
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