Tucao the Great

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Title: [Fengyun] Tucao Emperor

Author: Yan Xingdan

Copywriting: Two or three things about transmigrating into a hero, the plot ran in the early stage.

Although it is a complaint, it is actually a story of anti-satisfaction (*/ω＼*).

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You feel:

①A lonely girl named Zhang Dayan

瑏越の幸风云, the story of the TV series°

Lonely girl ふ 吥 stop complaining,

"Don't stop. Tucao,

Spit, spit...

丿This article-is the end°

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2 games

It only takes 2 minutes to clean the screen, stick the film, and scrape off the air bubbles.

I handed the phone to the man opposite and said, "Ten yuan."

Since he was driven by the urban management to set up a stall in Jiulipu, he couldn't post a few mobile phones all day long, so he didn't want to be ripped off.

I lowered my head and packed my things, ready to go back.But the man took the phone but didn't pay for it for a long time. I felt a sudden, wondering if his grandma had encountered a bad debt.Looking up, the man buried his head, couldn't see his face clearly, his shoulders trembled slightly, as if he had chicken plague.

It was the hottest time in July, but this man was wearing a big straw hat and a down jacket. His hair was long and loose on his shoulders, like an artist.An A-grade Nike on the left foot and an Adidas King on the right foot, very domineering.

I was infected by his arrogance, and I was about to say that I don't want the money, sir, and leave it to you for treatment.Unexpectedly, the old man stretched out his hand, propped it on the cardboard box where I put the film sticking tools, and said, "Can you come to the game?"

"Sister!" I pushed him away, clutching the crushed cardboard box in distress, grandma's, I saved up after eating a whole box of oranges!

The guy seemed to be frightened, he raised his masked face and said, "Would you like to participate? I'll give you money to participate!"

"You want to rob!" I was shocked by his appearance, but after thinking about it, I asked again: "How much is it? I won't do it for ten yuan!"

He said, "I'll give you as much as you want!"

"Hehe, the tone is not small." When I graduated from kindergarten, liars are getting more and more nonsense these days, and I thought I could fool a good woman after cosplaying, and I didn't piss and look in the mirror.

"Crazy." I immediately picked up the cardboard box, turned and left.

The man refused to let go, and suddenly pulled my arm into an alley. I was shocked and quickly shook off his hand: "I don't buy Amway! I don't buy insurance either!"

"I'm a technician for Space-Time Games, and I need a volunteer to test a new game..."

"Not a webmaster either!"

"You misunderstood, I didn't mean that. I just want you to participate in the game."

As soon as he spoke, the mouth on the mask was looming, and when he moved, I was about to throw up at that time, so I quickly turned my face and said: "I bought a watch last year, what do you want to do!"

Although I couldn't see the guy's face, I heard his relieved laugh.

"You pick a character in this game," he said.

I originally thought in my heart that I should throw him down with a brick, or call the police to find a public servant. As soon as he finished speaking, all my thoughts disappeared in an instant, and it automatically turned into a row of avatars and names.

"Wow! You can hypnotize?" I covered my eyes, beat my chest, scratched my ears and scratched my cheeks in horror, but the heads of those characters still existed, scaring me so much that I wanted to run away.

He hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, this is the technology of our space-time game, you should pay attention to it and choose a character!" The man's words seemed to be urgent, I was startled by him, and then I recognized the rows of heads What kind of people were they, and they were immediately overwhelmed by thunder.

"Xiong Ba Bu Jingyun Nie Feng Kongci... I'll go! Is your game invested by the Fengyun crew?"

He didn't answer, but urged him even more urgently: "Choose one!"

I shook my head helplessly, there were a few pirated CDs of Fengyun at home, and I often took them out to take a look to boost my body's immunity.

I vaguely remembered that Xiongba seemed to be very awesome in this drama. I focused my attention and found Xiongba's head portrait, which was exactly the same as the TV series.

The copper bell eyes, the straight clipped beard, and the false eyebrows flying upwards all reveal a sense of domineering sideways.I decided on this role in my heart: "I choose the hero..."

"You Ruo!"

"Well?"

In the blink of an eye, I only heard a "ding dong" in my head, and a female voice from the system said very coquettishly: "Success in setting the character—You Ruo."

The man who claimed to be a technician breathed a sigh of relief and said to me: "The game settings are successful and cannot be changed."

I grabbed his down jacket and was furious: "That's right! I obviously want to play Xiongba!"

The man said to himself: "The characters must follow the plot and cannot be tampered with. When you encounter bugs, you must record them all. If you reach the full level or the character dies, you will quit the game..."

"Wait!" I suddenly remembered something and asked, "But I don't have a computer!"

Play a bird without a computer!

The man suddenly held my shoulders and said word by word: "We must upgrade to the full level!"

I was shocked by the tone of his last words. I was about to kneel down and prepare to go to the grave. When the camera turned, I was already in a small building with lakes and mountains.

3 beep

I used to be called Dayan, surnamed Zhang.

Now it's called Youruo, maybe its surname is Xiong... Xiong Youruo.

In the first two days when I first came to Huxin Xiaozhu, I could level up after drinking saliva and soaking in shit, which made me feel desperate for the full level of this game.Because I still don't know how much the full level is, if it is one thousand, then I can only hehehehehe.

Let's talk about the system.

The system is a coquettish old woman, which plays in my mind every time.What about "Congratulations, you've upgraded again, okay?" "Come on, come on, come on!" "Youruo, stand up! Youruo!" "Youruo, you are awesome! Ya! Ya!"

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Yanimabi's!This thing can't be muted yet!

Sleeping happily in the middle of the night, she suddenly made a "ding dong" and said in the tone of a star who is not pretending to be dead, "Youruo, it's time to get up at night and open the gate to release the water, Smecta!"

So far, I hate the simulation effect of this game so much.

I looked at my haggard self in the mirror, and couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

The system automatically reminded me of my identity before, You Ruo, who is known as a flower at the head of the village, is the only daughter of Xiong Ba, the leader of the Heaven and Earth Society.Beautiful and elegant, intelligent and pleasant, imprisoned by Xiongba in the small building in the middle of the lake to develop a paranoid character, arousing pity, blah blah blah...

Overall, this status is pretty good.

Thinking of this, I look at myself in the mirror, which is called "beautiful, elegant, intelligent and pleasant".

The moon-white curtain cloth is cut into a very trendy cardigan cover, and the large lace V-neck shows the dignity of the identity.The hair bun is very unique. It is fixed with an inverted threaded hanger, and it is covered with white hemp rope rags. Two extended shoelaces hang on the ears, making people unable to take their eyes off.

These are all my gear.

Looking at the lovely person in the mirror, I continued to shed sad tears.

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Just when I was crying, there was a sudden panting from outside the door: "Miss!"

I was taken aback and stood up quickly, only to see a sissy carrying a big box on the table furtively, taking things out of the box and saying, "Miss, Chouchou specially brought you birthday peaches and birthday cakes today." Face. Miss, don’t forget, today is your birthday. Chou Chou here wishes you good luck like Donghai Shoubi Nanshan..."

I couldn't help being stunned when I saw the sissy jumping out suddenly.

This sissy is very cool, wearing a beige open gown with gold cloth piping around the collar.On his head was a tall hat wholesaled from India, embroidered with low-quality colored thread, which looked like stinky leather boots that no one else wanted.There are earth-green plastic beads on the forehead, and the extended shoelaces hanging from the ears are similar to mine. In my hand, I hold a pheasant fan that has lost its feathers, as if I just finished dancing the dam dance in the village.

No thanks for negative points.

Just when I was giving him a red card in my heart, the coquettish woman in the system spoke again: "You have to watch the plot of Wen Chou Chou's mission carefully." Pao came to give me a birthday cake, but I got mad because I didn't get my father's love, and then cried~ My father, why are you so vicious to me!Ah~ why~ ah~ ah~ ah~ Then I need to draw a turtle on Wen Chou Chou's face to complete the task.

Seeing that I didn't respond for a long time, Wen Chouchou stepped forward and called out, "Miss? Chouchou is here to celebrate your birthday!"

"Spicy! Do prisoners have birthdays too?"

I spoke my lines very solemnly.

Wen Chouchou hurriedly apologized with a smile: "Miss, how can you say that..."

I should have gone out at this time, stomped on those longevity noodles, and lost my temper.But I didn't feel right when I heard him address me, and said, "Don't call me Miss!"

Wen Chouchou was stunned for a moment, then nodded with a smile: "Chouchou obeys orders! Then, what should that be called?" I flicked my sleeves, walked into the hall, and said domineeringly: "Call me Your Lady Queen!"

I subconsciously picked up a longevity peach and ate a few mouthfuls. When there was still some crumbs left, I threw it on the ground and said angrily, "Who asked you to send it! I don't eat these junk foods, I just take them all away!"

Wen Chou Chou looked distressed, stood up and walked in front of me, saying earnestly: "Big... Your Lady Queen, the little one knows that you are angry with your father, and angry that he left you... for leaving you behind."