Tucao the Great

In the small building in the middle of the lake, he is isolated from the world, but he is also kind to you. "

I slapped the table with my palm, and sprayed him with saliva all over his face: "Why are you staying! That idiot is clearly imprisoning me! He doesn't have a daughter like me in his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys!"

After speaking, I started to destroy the paintings on the table crazily.

Wen Chouchou hurriedly stopped me, and exclaimed in surprise: "No, my lord, don't!" He knelt down to pick up those paintings, and he picked up a painting with Jay Chou, and said in great surprise, "It's the lord! Your lord! You painted the leader so vividly!"

I snatched Jay Chou and tore it to pieces, angrily said while tearing, "I told you to ignore me! It's not bad to tell you all day long!"

"Don't tear it up! Don't tear it up!" Wen Chouchou hurriedly stopped him: "The boss is so happy to see the portrait you gave him!"

"Who cares if he's happy or not!"

"These paintings are so good, it's a pity to tear them up! Chou Chou likes them very much!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that your grandma's words were finally on point.She raised her eyes and smiled evilly at him: "You really like it?"

Wen Chouchou bit his lips and said, "I like it, I like it, this painting of flowers, trees and trees is really good!"

"Then I'll give you a pair." I picked up the brush and said.

Wen Chouchou saw me holding the writing brush, so he understood my intentions, hugging the door frame with desolate eyes, blushing cheeks, yelling no, my lord, no, my mouth is dry...

Slightly heavy mouth.

I drew two circles and one arc on Wen Chouchou's face, and I stopped looking at it immediately.

Anyway, painting something on his face would count as the completion of the task, and it doesn't make any difference whether to draw a turtle or a crow...

This is a bug, I logged it.

The system reminded me that the task was completed, and Wen Chou Chou ran away with a JB face on his face.

"Congratulations on reaching level [-], baby Youruo!"

"Hehe, system, you must be over 50 years old this year, right?" I don't know if she can hear me talking to the system, but I recognize it even if I'm talking to myself.

"Hey!"

"system?"

"Hey!"

"Whoa!!"

"Whoa!!!"

"Sister! Big sister! Please go around me!"

4 with meat

The system finally quieted down, and I immediately fell asleep.

Doing a silly task is tiring like a dog, alas!

But I just squinted my eyes for a while, and suddenly there was a scream in my head: "Ah, ah, Xiongba's mission plot!"

"Oh my god!" I accidentally rolled off the bed and fell on all fours.

Even if it is such a wretched posture, it still does not hinder the slideshow of the next task. The general situation is this: I should play with the bird at the gate of Xiaozhu in the middle of the lake, and then cry to the bird that Daddy doesn’t love me, and Xiongba is lying in the corner to steal Listen, and then the father and daughter meet and chirp, and in the end I want to bet with my freedom and bet with Xiongba!

Unconsciously.

My heart froze, and I quickly ran to the lake to sit with the bird.

It's okay for this idiot, he didn't sleep in the middle of the night and came out to talk to the bird, hey!

"Your grandma! You're paralyzed! Fuck!"

I despise the peony parrot jumping up and down in the cage and saying nasty dirty words.But after thinking about it, I found another bug. The cage is a peony parrot, a kind of tiger skin. This kind of parrot has a rough and fast cry, and it can't learn to talk.

Game developers, if you don't have the money to get a sunflower, don't make these planes.

At this time, the system prompts: "Xiong Ba is here, get ready."

I quickly sat upright, pretending to be about to cry, holding the birdcage and whispering: "It's useless, even if I say foul words, he won't come to see me." After speaking, I opened the cage and let go of peace doves: "Let's go! Fly far away, don't be like me, a person without freedom."

The bird flew away.

Xiongba is here.

"Youruo."

His voice was very hoarse, calling my name was like saying "you have meat".

I glanced at him, very coldly: "What are you doing here?"

Xiongba came out from the corner and said, "Today is your birthday, I came here to wish you a happy birthday."

Only then did I see his face clearly.

It has to be said that Xiongba is a very domineering person.

His beard has been ironed with straight irons, and his eyebrows are plasma ironed into fireworks curls, slightly upturned, very tempting.A robe made of tablecloths covered in reflective fabrics, densely embroidered with wild octopus patterns.The clothes inside are also the same style, the belt is also the same style, and the whole body is made of the same color reflective material. From a distance, it looks like a bully gold chain that only costs ninety-eight!

I'm sorry for the game developer for not giving him half a point with such a magnanimity.

After finishing speaking, Xiongba took out a pendant from his crotch, handed it to me and said, "Happy birthday."

I glanced at it and saw that it was a street stall often sold in tourist attractions, and the wholesale price was [-] cents.

Can't help but sneer: "Happy? I don't know the taste of happiness for a long time."

Xiongba said again: "You Ruo, I know..."

Before he finished speaking, I roared like a lion: "You know what shit!"

The background music suddenly became very solemn, and so did Xiongba's expression.

I thought of Xiongba's Kamehae Qigong is very powerful, afraid of being knocked out by him, I quickly stood up and hid aside, but the words I said were very contagious: "Do you know how lonely I am? Do you know what it's like to be imprisoned? You You know, I'd rather be an orphan than have a father and never see him?"

Every time I said a word, I waved my sleeves and stomped my feet to reinforce my tone.Speaking of the last sentence, he jumped up directly.

I was not reconciled, I continued to stamp my feet and wave my sleeves: "I know, I know what you want to explain. You said you were busy, and you let me live alone in this small building in the middle of the lake for my own good, so as not to be harmed by others. But it's all bullshit !"

After finishing speaking, my nose, tears and saliva flowed, I peeked at Xiongba, he seemed to be incontinent, so I continued to cry: "In fact, you love martial arts!" On his own chest: "It's better than loving me!" Then he clenched his fist: "You'd rather have power!" Clutching his chest: "Not your own flesh and blood!" He waved his sleeves and asked loudly: "Am I right?!"

Xiongba was infected by my sadness bacteria, he held my shoulders and couldn't stop shaking his head: "You Ruo, you are only half right, you know You Ruo."

"That's right, I want my martial arts world." He covered his chest, then shook my shoulders and shook his head: "But I also want you, You Ruo."

Pulling my shoulders, he continued: "You Ruo, you know that Dad has made countless enemies in the martial arts, You Ruo. You Ruo, have you forgotten how Dad protected you back then, You Ruo?"

I said awkwardly: "I know. It is because I haven't forgotten that I will remember it every day and tell myself..." I covered my chest and clicked my chin every time I said a word: "Father loves me, loves me, and cares about me." of!"

As soon as Xiongba grabbed my hands, he stared at the bull's eyes like copper bells: "You Ruo, listen to me, You Ruo. Father can't protect you all the time, so he let you live in the small building in the middle of the lake, You Ruo. This is a painstaking effort of father, You Ruo."

I also held his hand instead, and said loudly: "Father! You have invited so many martial arts masters to teach me martial arts, and I can protect myself! Father! I beg you, I don't want to be a reform-through-labor prisoner anymore, let me Get out!"

I was afraid that he would not complete the task for me, so I hurriedly added: "Father! I can protect myself!"

Xiongba sighed: "How about this, You Ruo, if you really want to leave Huxin Xiaozhu, then prove that you can protect yourself, You Ruo."

I recited the words I had prepared: "Well, let's make a bet. If I can kill a man named by you within seven days, then I will win. I can prove that my martial arts are world-class and I will not be threatened by outsiders and I don't have to stay in the lake anymore." Can Xin Xiaozhu be a reform-through-labour prisoner?" Authentic good herbal tea, authentic good voice...

"What if you lose at that time, You Ruo?"

"I'd rather go back to Huxin Xiaozhu." After I finished speaking, I looked at Xiongba, full of confidence: "Father, who do you want me to kill?"

Xiongba's eyes instantly became dark and invisible, I knew this was a sign of a conspiracy.

He said for a while, "You Ruo, I want you to choose between Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng, who do you choose?"

I stood up and lifted my chin, and said in a cold voice, "Bu Jingyun is nicknamed the God of Never Crying Death. I heard that he is a pretender, very pornographic and violent. I choose Nie Feng!"

Lice should also choose soft pinches.

Squeeze a burst of pulp.

Xiongba couldn't help showing a smile, and took out a Jigong Pill from his crotch and handed it to me: "You take this medicine, if you don't kill Nie Feng within seven days, you should obediently go back to Huxin Xiaozhu, otherwise Will die of poison."

What the hell!

After taking this Jigong Pill, I can't be sure, and I curse Xiongba in my heart, son of a bitch!I'm his daughter, I'm too cruel!How can I run away after taking this medicine!

I swallowed it with anger, and the system gave a notification with a ding-dong: Congratulations on being promoted to level 22, you have obtained the continuous mission - You Ruo's freedom!

5 servants

Wen Chouchou came to tell me the next day that I needed to come to Nie Feng as a maid.

These systems have already informed me in advance, so I don't feel much about hearing it.

It was the first time I came to the headquarters of Tiandihui, and I have to say that what I saw was dazzling and shocking!

Generally speaking, the Tiandihui is very big, and the greening is done well, but the Tiandihui is really poor!The disciples were all crop-cut in the countryside in the early [-]th century, wearing black safety pants specially designed for transplanting rice seedlings in the fields, a sleeveless red vest on the upper body, and inferior fabrics with industrial paint, which had the rhythm of "Tiandihui Civil and Military School" printed on the back.

Let's not talk about appearance, let's get out of line with negative points.

I looked at these poor people and couldn't help but shed tears of sadness.

Wen Chouchou told me that he planned to arrange me next to Bu Jingyun, but Bu Jingyun had serious problems.