Tucao the Great
Chapter 12
Said: "Everyone, don't go there, his unicorn arm's triple burner entrance has not been penetrated, and his true energy will stagnate after a little effort, and the pain is too painful!"
Bu Jingyun was like a fish thrown ashore, struggling on the ground crying and howling.
"It's so cruel!" I couldn't stand it anymore, and I was going to knock him unconscious with a brick.Bu Jingyun suddenly stood up, as if possessed by a king kong, knelt on one knee and roared to the sky, suddenly the ground exploded with a series of bang bang bang, billowing smoke and dust, more awesome than a submachine gun.
I waved the smoke, and Bu Jingyun slowly stood up from the smoke, his face twitched, and he looked at Zhang Shen and said, "Let's fight again!"
Catching God immediately took off the Qiankun ring hanging on his body, and fought with Bu Jingyun in a ball.
Chu Chu asked in surprise, "Which of them will win?"
Yu Yue paid attention to the situation of the battle and did not answer, and I was also surprised to find that I could see their moves clearly, so I explained to Chu Chu excitedly: "Bu Jingyun, nicknamed the god of death who does not cry, does not need to doubt his attack. The old man pushed the cart and ate all over the world, leaving Catcher with no power to parry, and scored two points! But his defense was terrible. In this game, he only made three consecutive moves to keep the opponent's score within two points! Good! Good! After three singles Finally, there was a space between the two of them, look! Catcher had thrown off the dog chain around his waist, Bu Jingyun was forced to walk outside, the dog chain drew a beautiful arc and slammed Bu Jingyun's butt! Yes! Catching God's three-point dog chain hit rate is only [-]%, there is no suspense in this game! Bu Jingyun's sword has entered! It has entered! It has entered!" I wiped With sweat on his forehead, he sighed: "Catching God was stabbed."
Fortunately, Bu Jingyun withdrew his sword in time and stabbed half-cooked, and did not let Catcher die completely.
The two of them posed in a pose and remained motionless, thinking they were heroes, but in fact they were a bit untenable, and the appearance of falling down made people feel sad.
Bu Jingyun said at this time: "It's a pity that you can only be stern and selfless, but you can't be ruthless."
Catching God nodded and said: "That's right, it's not human beings who can cut love and righteousness, it's demons. But the real demons are here!" After speaking, he pulled off half of his face mask with his hands, revealing the "Son of Xiongba" engraved with a knife. "Four words.
Even knowing the result, I still couldn't help but secretly startled.
Because the elder brother couldn't understand Xiongba's indiscriminate killing of innocents and pretending to be coercive, Xiongba engraved "Son of Xiongba" on his face.If I don't obey Xiongba, Baobuqi will also be engraved as "Xiongba's Daughter".By analogy, Xiong Ba's seventh aunt and eight aunts are even worse, "Xiong Ba's second uncle's third uncle's brother", "Xiong Ba's grandfather's third uncle's sixth uncle", "Xiong Ba's lover's wife's grandmother's lover's second Brother-in-law"...
Oh, I'm going, it's so fucking perverted, it takes a horse face to be engraved!
Just as I was wandering in the sky, I suddenly heard a muffled hum.I quickly raised my head, only to see that Catching God had hit Bu Jingyun's sword, like a kebab of Maimaiti.
Catching God grabbed Bu Jingyun Chiguo's arm, and said word by word: "Bu Jingyun, I know that this battle will definitely lead to death, but I still hope to touch you and prevent you from taking revenge!" Bu Jingyun sighed: "You Why bother, but I must avenge this revenge!"
When Catching God heard this, he didn't get angry, and spewed blood and fell to the ground without moving.
I rushed over to support him, looked at Bu Jingyun and shouted: "He's dead, so what if you lie to him!" Then I shook Catching God's shoulder and shook violently: "No! Brother, you Don't die!"
Catching God suddenly turned his face away, grabbed my wrist and his eyes were tearing apart: "You...what are you talking about...my elder brother...?"
I was stunned for a moment, and then said in a daze: "Brother, don't you remember? I am your own sister, You Ruo!"
Catcher stretched out his hand in a daze, and said: "I remember... You Ruo, you must... live well..." Before he finished speaking, his hand dropped.
I grabbed his arm and yelled heart-piercingly: "Don't die, my lord brother! Don't die!"
"Okay...I'm not dead yet...You Ruo, don't follow Xiongba anymore...He's devoid of humanity, he will...will..." There was a trace of blood dripping from the corner of Catcher's mouth, he tilted his head and stopped talking.
"My lord brother? My lord brother?! My lord brother, don't die!"
"Hmm... You Ruo... I won't live long, the weapons on my body, look what's valuable, just... just..." Catcher bleeds again, and dies with his head tilted.
I looked at him blankly: "Hey, have you had enough fun?"
After waiting for a while, Catching God did not reply.
This time it seems to be really dead.
I realized this, and couldn't help but shed tears of sadness: "My lord, you died so miserable! My lord!!"
Chuchu came over, squatted next to me and comforted softly: "Youruo, don't cry, Catching God has done his duty, and he has a clear conscience." I threw Catching God away, stood up and said lightly: "Yes, trouble Bury him now."
"You...don't you stay and bury him together?"
"No." After saying that, I waved my hand, and then I turned and left without looking at them again.
17 Cheats
When the system told me that I had reached level [-], I felt like I had become a master.
This feeling gave me the desire to speed up the upgrade.
The God Catcher is dead, and I don't need to stay and waste any more time.The system once said that there will be surprises at the [-]th level, just like the novice gift package, there is a mount at the [-]th level, from a mule to a horse to a century-old bastard, I chose the fire unicorn without hesitation.
Under Lingyun Grotto, the river is surging.
I stood between the feet of the Giant Buddha and felt the cultural atmosphere of Leshan.
The system mumbled at this time: "The Fire Qilin is not within the scope of the gift, and I can't save you if something happens later."
I chuckled and said, "It doesn't matter, you're alive, you have to play big."
In fact, the Fire Qilin has the most mission experience.
The system said: "Honey, don't get complacent too early. If you insist on subduing it, no one can stop it, but in case it bites you or roasts you..."
"Don't worry." I raised my head and stood with my hands behind my back: "The mountain man has his own tricks." When a wave hit, I immediately regretted posing here.Just as I frantically took the crab off my head, the system screamed: "Ah! The water has flooded the Buddha's knees, and the fire unicorn is about to appear!"
"Quiet, quiet, what's the fuss." I turned my head to look at Lingyun Grotto, and explained, "Do you know why the fire unicorn appeared when the Buddha's knees were flooded? After my many researches on biological reproduction, this Seasonal spring tides are rainy, and animals are in heat. Although the fire unicorn is second only to the grass mud horse, it is not immune to the common, and when the heat comes, it wants to mate."
If the system realized something, it said: "It turns out that this is the case..."
I nodded in satisfaction, and was about to praise her for being a teachable child, when she asked, "You know Nie Feng and Duanlang, right?"
I froze for a moment, not knowing why she mentioned them now.
"I know, what's the matter."
The system voice trembled a little: "Their father was dragged into Lingyun Grotto by the Huo Qilin when the Buddha's knees were flooded..."
I was shocked when I heard the words, and my heart arose, and I said righteously: "Huo Qilin Tai Nima has lost all conscience! I will definitely subdue this evil obstacle and protect thousands of middle-aged men!"
After finishing speaking, I turned around and entered Lingyun Grotto vigorously.
The system is still saving face, and told me the fears and preferences of Fire Qilin in advance.
The fire unicorn is afraid of water, just like lava will turn into a hard stone when it meets cold water; but the fire unicorn likes to touch cold things, maybe because his whole body is on fire and wants to cool down, the colder the things, the happier he is, And he has a special liking for Bing Qilin, just like moths to a flame.It has never been able to meet a live ice unicorn, so it has to do some dirty things with ice cubes. Fortunately, the fire unicorn is very measured. As long as the whole body is not exposed to water, the parts that have become lava will grow back, but no one in this world Can understand its mind...
There are densely packed large water tanks at the entrance of Lingyun Grotto, and each tank is filled with water.There is a big basket in the innermost part, and there are densely packed ice cubes in the basket.Of course, these ice cubes are not the main thing. I spent a lot of money to have a craftsman carve a unicorn out of ice, and transported it here overnight. Fortunately, I collected a lot of money before, otherwise I really couldn’t afford this money!Whether or not the Fire Qilin can be subdued today depends entirely on it.
Just as I was about to ask the system if the time was up, I heard the girl in the system exclaim in surprise: "Darling, are you ready? It's coming!" Although I've been pretending just now, I'm a little timid now that it's about to happen. Patting his chest to cheer himself up, he said, "No problem!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden scream in Lingyun Cave, followed by the sound of hooves, and the flames shot up into the sky.Standing outside the cave, I already felt the heat wave coming, and the clothes that had been wet by the wave just now were a little damp, with a little bit of moisture coming out.
In the blink of an eye, the fire unicorn appeared.
This thing is full of fire, with a huge nose, like a lion and a dragon, and its mane of flames is very domineering.However, due to its fat body, it is very obscene to run, and it looks delicious and lazy, and it is very high-end, so it may be cost-effective to sell it to arable land.
Negative points, it must be served.
"Well done! I've been waiting for you for a long time!" I yelled, and threw the bucket prepared by me at it, "I give you two ways, either become a fossil specimen; or become a brother with me, eating and drinking every year Serving, and I will give you a beautiful girl with big boobs, big buttocks, and ice unicorn!"
Because the fire unicorn was obese, its left hoof did not avoid my bucket of water, and suddenly a piece of skin turned into scorched lava, and the ziraz sounded.
"Aw!" Fire Qilin neighed, shook his messy mane and long hair, pouted and wanted to rush towards me.I was startled and jumped into the water tank
Bu Jingyun was like a fish thrown ashore, struggling on the ground crying and howling.
"It's so cruel!" I couldn't stand it anymore, and I was going to knock him unconscious with a brick.Bu Jingyun suddenly stood up, as if possessed by a king kong, knelt on one knee and roared to the sky, suddenly the ground exploded with a series of bang bang bang, billowing smoke and dust, more awesome than a submachine gun.
I waved the smoke, and Bu Jingyun slowly stood up from the smoke, his face twitched, and he looked at Zhang Shen and said, "Let's fight again!"
Catching God immediately took off the Qiankun ring hanging on his body, and fought with Bu Jingyun in a ball.
Chu Chu asked in surprise, "Which of them will win?"
Yu Yue paid attention to the situation of the battle and did not answer, and I was also surprised to find that I could see their moves clearly, so I explained to Chu Chu excitedly: "Bu Jingyun, nicknamed the god of death who does not cry, does not need to doubt his attack. The old man pushed the cart and ate all over the world, leaving Catcher with no power to parry, and scored two points! But his defense was terrible. In this game, he only made three consecutive moves to keep the opponent's score within two points! Good! Good! After three singles Finally, there was a space between the two of them, look! Catcher had thrown off the dog chain around his waist, Bu Jingyun was forced to walk outside, the dog chain drew a beautiful arc and slammed Bu Jingyun's butt! Yes! Catching God's three-point dog chain hit rate is only [-]%, there is no suspense in this game! Bu Jingyun's sword has entered! It has entered! It has entered!" I wiped With sweat on his forehead, he sighed: "Catching God was stabbed."
Fortunately, Bu Jingyun withdrew his sword in time and stabbed half-cooked, and did not let Catcher die completely.
The two of them posed in a pose and remained motionless, thinking they were heroes, but in fact they were a bit untenable, and the appearance of falling down made people feel sad.
Bu Jingyun said at this time: "It's a pity that you can only be stern and selfless, but you can't be ruthless."
Catching God nodded and said: "That's right, it's not human beings who can cut love and righteousness, it's demons. But the real demons are here!" After speaking, he pulled off half of his face mask with his hands, revealing the "Son of Xiongba" engraved with a knife. "Four words.
Even knowing the result, I still couldn't help but secretly startled.
Because the elder brother couldn't understand Xiongba's indiscriminate killing of innocents and pretending to be coercive, Xiongba engraved "Son of Xiongba" on his face.If I don't obey Xiongba, Baobuqi will also be engraved as "Xiongba's Daughter".By analogy, Xiong Ba's seventh aunt and eight aunts are even worse, "Xiong Ba's second uncle's third uncle's brother", "Xiong Ba's grandfather's third uncle's sixth uncle", "Xiong Ba's lover's wife's grandmother's lover's second Brother-in-law"...
Oh, I'm going, it's so fucking perverted, it takes a horse face to be engraved!
Just as I was wandering in the sky, I suddenly heard a muffled hum.I quickly raised my head, only to see that Catching God had hit Bu Jingyun's sword, like a kebab of Maimaiti.
Catching God grabbed Bu Jingyun Chiguo's arm, and said word by word: "Bu Jingyun, I know that this battle will definitely lead to death, but I still hope to touch you and prevent you from taking revenge!" Bu Jingyun sighed: "You Why bother, but I must avenge this revenge!"
When Catching God heard this, he didn't get angry, and spewed blood and fell to the ground without moving.
I rushed over to support him, looked at Bu Jingyun and shouted: "He's dead, so what if you lie to him!" Then I shook Catching God's shoulder and shook violently: "No! Brother, you Don't die!"
Catching God suddenly turned his face away, grabbed my wrist and his eyes were tearing apart: "You...what are you talking about...my elder brother...?"
I was stunned for a moment, and then said in a daze: "Brother, don't you remember? I am your own sister, You Ruo!"
Catcher stretched out his hand in a daze, and said: "I remember... You Ruo, you must... live well..." Before he finished speaking, his hand dropped.
I grabbed his arm and yelled heart-piercingly: "Don't die, my lord brother! Don't die!"
"Okay...I'm not dead yet...You Ruo, don't follow Xiongba anymore...He's devoid of humanity, he will...will..." There was a trace of blood dripping from the corner of Catcher's mouth, he tilted his head and stopped talking.
"My lord brother? My lord brother?! My lord brother, don't die!"
"Hmm... You Ruo... I won't live long, the weapons on my body, look what's valuable, just... just..." Catcher bleeds again, and dies with his head tilted.
I looked at him blankly: "Hey, have you had enough fun?"
After waiting for a while, Catching God did not reply.
This time it seems to be really dead.
I realized this, and couldn't help but shed tears of sadness: "My lord, you died so miserable! My lord!!"
Chuchu came over, squatted next to me and comforted softly: "Youruo, don't cry, Catching God has done his duty, and he has a clear conscience." I threw Catching God away, stood up and said lightly: "Yes, trouble Bury him now."
"You...don't you stay and bury him together?"
"No." After saying that, I waved my hand, and then I turned and left without looking at them again.
17 Cheats
When the system told me that I had reached level [-], I felt like I had become a master.
This feeling gave me the desire to speed up the upgrade.
The God Catcher is dead, and I don't need to stay and waste any more time.The system once said that there will be surprises at the [-]th level, just like the novice gift package, there is a mount at the [-]th level, from a mule to a horse to a century-old bastard, I chose the fire unicorn without hesitation.
Under Lingyun Grotto, the river is surging.
I stood between the feet of the Giant Buddha and felt the cultural atmosphere of Leshan.
The system mumbled at this time: "The Fire Qilin is not within the scope of the gift, and I can't save you if something happens later."
I chuckled and said, "It doesn't matter, you're alive, you have to play big."
In fact, the Fire Qilin has the most mission experience.
The system said: "Honey, don't get complacent too early. If you insist on subduing it, no one can stop it, but in case it bites you or roasts you..."
"Don't worry." I raised my head and stood with my hands behind my back: "The mountain man has his own tricks." When a wave hit, I immediately regretted posing here.Just as I frantically took the crab off my head, the system screamed: "Ah! The water has flooded the Buddha's knees, and the fire unicorn is about to appear!"
"Quiet, quiet, what's the fuss." I turned my head to look at Lingyun Grotto, and explained, "Do you know why the fire unicorn appeared when the Buddha's knees were flooded? After my many researches on biological reproduction, this Seasonal spring tides are rainy, and animals are in heat. Although the fire unicorn is second only to the grass mud horse, it is not immune to the common, and when the heat comes, it wants to mate."
If the system realized something, it said: "It turns out that this is the case..."
I nodded in satisfaction, and was about to praise her for being a teachable child, when she asked, "You know Nie Feng and Duanlang, right?"
I froze for a moment, not knowing why she mentioned them now.
"I know, what's the matter."
The system voice trembled a little: "Their father was dragged into Lingyun Grotto by the Huo Qilin when the Buddha's knees were flooded..."
I was shocked when I heard the words, and my heart arose, and I said righteously: "Huo Qilin Tai Nima has lost all conscience! I will definitely subdue this evil obstacle and protect thousands of middle-aged men!"
After finishing speaking, I turned around and entered Lingyun Grotto vigorously.
The system is still saving face, and told me the fears and preferences of Fire Qilin in advance.
The fire unicorn is afraid of water, just like lava will turn into a hard stone when it meets cold water; but the fire unicorn likes to touch cold things, maybe because his whole body is on fire and wants to cool down, the colder the things, the happier he is, And he has a special liking for Bing Qilin, just like moths to a flame.It has never been able to meet a live ice unicorn, so it has to do some dirty things with ice cubes. Fortunately, the fire unicorn is very measured. As long as the whole body is not exposed to water, the parts that have become lava will grow back, but no one in this world Can understand its mind...
There are densely packed large water tanks at the entrance of Lingyun Grotto, and each tank is filled with water.There is a big basket in the innermost part, and there are densely packed ice cubes in the basket.Of course, these ice cubes are not the main thing. I spent a lot of money to have a craftsman carve a unicorn out of ice, and transported it here overnight. Fortunately, I collected a lot of money before, otherwise I really couldn’t afford this money!Whether or not the Fire Qilin can be subdued today depends entirely on it.
Just as I was about to ask the system if the time was up, I heard the girl in the system exclaim in surprise: "Darling, are you ready? It's coming!" Although I've been pretending just now, I'm a little timid now that it's about to happen. Patting his chest to cheer himself up, he said, "No problem!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a sudden scream in Lingyun Cave, followed by the sound of hooves, and the flames shot up into the sky.Standing outside the cave, I already felt the heat wave coming, and the clothes that had been wet by the wave just now were a little damp, with a little bit of moisture coming out.
In the blink of an eye, the fire unicorn appeared.
This thing is full of fire, with a huge nose, like a lion and a dragon, and its mane of flames is very domineering.However, due to its fat body, it is very obscene to run, and it looks delicious and lazy, and it is very high-end, so it may be cost-effective to sell it to arable land.
Negative points, it must be served.
"Well done! I've been waiting for you for a long time!" I yelled, and threw the bucket prepared by me at it, "I give you two ways, either become a fossil specimen; or become a brother with me, eating and drinking every year Serving, and I will give you a beautiful girl with big boobs, big buttocks, and ice unicorn!"
Because the fire unicorn was obese, its left hoof did not avoid my bucket of water, and suddenly a piece of skin turned into scorched lava, and the ziraz sounded.
"Aw!" Fire Qilin neighed, shook his messy mane and long hair, pouted and wanted to rush towards me.I was startled and jumped into the water tank
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