Tucao the Great

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At this time, the system hurriedly said: "No, it can't understand what you said!"

"Grandma has a leg! Didn't you say that the fire unicorn is a strange beast, do you understand?" I suddenly fell into the abyss, cheating!If the system hadn't sworn that Fire Qilin could understand human speech, I wouldn't have pretended to choose it as a mount!

The system said: "It understands it, but you have to buy the 'Animal Language Four or Six Books' in the game store. While there is still time, dear, hurry up and buy a copy, and you will become a char siu and want to buy it later." There is no chance!"

"Damn it!" I couldn't help but burst into tears, "System, I will remember what you said to me!"

At this time, I wished I could take out the system and hack her to death in minutes, but I couldn't save money in an emergency, so I reluctantly spent 200 yuan to buy a book of four or six.

With a ding-dong sound, the system prompts that the cheats have been learned.

Suddenly there was a subtle sound of "嗤嗤嗤" in my ears, and after listening carefully, I could hear that it was Huo Qilin humming there: "嗤嗤嗤", "嗤嗤嗤"...

"Oh, you sister!" I couldn't help but burst into anger at it, "You spent 200 yuan and you're still screaming, I haven't screamed yet!"

But after these two sentences were finished, I was shocked.Because no matter what I say, the words that come out of my mouth are also Aw!Ow!Ow!

At this time, the system smiled and said: "Don't be afraid, baby, it's like this after learning the 'Animal Language Four-Six Cheats', and it won't be like this when communicating with people!" I'll settle the score with you when I go back!"

Huo Qilin was very surprised when he saw what I said, he stopped poking his hooves, but pouted his tail: "Aww?"

Me: "Aww."

"Aw?" Huo Qilin suddenly raised his left hoof: "Aw! Aww!! Aww!!!"

"Aww!" I hurriedly jumped out of the water tank: "Aww, ow, ow! Aww? Aww! Aww..." The flames on the fire unicorn were not so strong anymore, it squatted down and nodded : "Aw, aww."

"Aww!" I pointed to the basket like offering a treasure, showing my good white teeth.

Cough cough, translate the conversation just now.The general meaning is that Fire Unicorn is surprised that I can speak its language, and I explain it to me as my talent.It expressed doubts, and immediately wanted to take revenge on me, so I quickly told him to calm down, saying that it was my fault and I pleaded guilty!Then he said the first part to please, and Xiaozhi reasoned with emotion, but he wanted to see Bing Qilin for inspection first.

While removing the ice cubes, I said, "This ice unicorn is as beautiful as a flower, but the mosaic part is made of fireproof material. It is two circles smaller than yours, but the emphasis is on exquisiteness. Customers who have used it say it is good, I always want to Apply for a patent for it, think of a name, and call it Bing Qilin Doll... Uh."

how……

melted……

I looked at the object that was completely invisible and looked like a lump of ice, and I was stunned.And the fire unicorn also threw itself on the ice unicorn, scratching and scratching, and there was a constant sizzling sound. It was originally a lump of ice and turned into ice slag in an instant.

"Aww!" Fire Qilin roared loudly, asking me what's the matter, and unqualified products were also sent to it, and furiously wanted Bing Qilin to vent his fire.

I froze for a moment, and said, "Next time I'll make one with other cold materials for you, this time..." I bent down and picked up a handful of ice scum from the ground, squeezed it into the shape of ice cream, and handed it to it. Said: "Take it to purify the fire."

18 chant

In order to comfort Huo Qilin, I had to spend a lot of money to build an iron unicorn for him.Iron Qilin is hollow, with a hole in its head, into which a large amount of ice can be put.In this way, it is not afraid of environmental protection and is very environmentally friendly. Fire Kylin said that it is very satisfied with using it.

But when I talked about the issue of the mount with it, he immediately roared and scared the shit out of me, and decisively rejected my request.

"Why! Why reject me!"

I didn't understand very much, and I frantically grabbed my hair and questioned loudly.

Huo Qilin leaned back against the stone wall, clung to Tie Qilin's neck, and said, "Aww? Aww, aww!"

I left dejected upon hearing this.

"Honey, don't be discouraged. Although the fire unicorn can't be your mount, your experience is worth it!" the system said to me pretending to be comforting.

I sneered: "Do you think I will still trust you? You old bastard, you know that the fire unicorn will not become a mount, and you deliberately tricked me into coming here. You spent a lot of money and didn't even have a piece of shit Get it!"

That's right, Huo Qilin taunted me just now: "Can your butt withstand two thousand degrees Celsius? If not, get out!"

Then I rolled out very self-aware.

The moment I turned around, I suddenly understood the purpose of the system.When choosing a mount, she deliberately talked about the fire unicorn's preferences, as well as the fire unicorn's spirituality and experience value in front of me, so that I, a fool who loves to pick up cheap, fell into the trap.When I came to Lingyun Grotto, I thought I could ride a fire unicorn to be very cool, but in fact, I gave two hundred soft sister coins to the game.

After listening to my words, the system did not speak.

I continued to sneer: "Why? You are speechless after I told you the truth?"

"Ah? No, I was putting on makeup just now!"

"..."

An image of a transvestite looking at herself in the mirror flashed in my mind, and I shuddered.

The system said again: "Okay, you are right. But baby, please understand me, I also work for others. If you don't spend money in the game, I won't get a commission this month!"

"..."

"Don't be angry! At worst, I will reveal a high-experience mission to you in advance, okay?"

"Hehe." I still sneered: "Saobao, do you think I will be fooled by your sweet words?"

"This task is very simple. You only need to collect the five kinds of sword energy of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and you can get [-] experience points and [-] taels of money..." Before the system finished speaking, it automatically rang——

"The mission has been received."

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Five kinds of sword energy.

You need to search for the five swords with the most aura in the world, and the aura will emit light that only I can see.The specific method of collection is too inconvenient to disclose now.

When I got the news, I was not surprised to think of Bu Jingyun's peerless sword, so I prepared to wait for him at the Sword Villa.

But as soon as I reached the entrance of Lingyun Grotto, I suddenly heard a frenzied shout from another cave: "I found it! The Fire Scale Sword! I found it!! Dad! My child picks up the Fire Scale Sword again! Let me Duanjia is elated, revive the martial arts!!!”

I was curious and went over to have a look, only to see a man holding a red sword with his back to me and yelling.

His short hair was only half dyed, slightly curly and fluffy, but that didn't stop him from tying the bangs on top of his head into a sky cannon.The sky blue gold velvet turtleneck autumn jacket with a zipper on the back shows his taste.But the face... well, brother, please turn your head around, please?

I swear, I just thought about this sentence in my heart.But in the next second, the red sword tip was aimed at my eyebrows, and I couldn't help but look at the sword tip with my eyes, becoming cross-eyed.

"Who are you? What are you doing here furtively!" Duan Lang gritted his teeth and questioned me.

In Duan Lang's hand was the Fire Lin Sword, emitting a slight red light.

Fire attribute aura!

To be honest, Duanlang looks pretty good, but he has too strong aura and bad conduct, so if he is alive, two points will be deducted and five points will be deducted.

Seeing that I was ignoring him, Duanlang got angry, and put his sword close to my forehead again: "Tell me!"

Only then did I regain my composure, and praised him: "Young hero is very skillful, this Fire Lin Sword is really a good sword, a good sword!"

On closer inspection, the red sword body is still a little off.

Hearing the words, Duan Lang couldn't help but lower his guard, and proudly said with a smile: "The fire is fierce on the top of Nanshan Mountain. There is no reason why the fire sword passed down by my family is bad!"

I nodded and said: "It turns out that he is the young hero who broke the family. I have admired him for a long time." In order to collect spiritual energy, I have to please him.

Duan Lang just looked at me carefully at this time, and suddenly said: "Is your name You Ruo?"

I was shocked, and inadvertently revealed the look of being recognized.Although Duanlang looks stupid, he is not actually stupid. He said coldly: "A few years ago, I met you once in the world. Have you forgotten?" Hearing him snort, he said: "Of course you won't remember. Xiongba's daughter, how can she remember a handyman like me!"

"..."

I don't know how to answer, because I have never had communication experience with patients.

"God help me too! Xiongba will die under the sword of my martial uncle in seven days, and the world will be my Duanlang's at that time! And you are the one who will witness this moment!" Clutching my pulse door, his eyes were ruthless.

And after listening to him talk about a long stand-up comic, I understood his psychology.

So I smiled at him: "Awwhhh."

Duan Lang was stunned, and looked at me with crazy eyes, but before he had time to ask, there was a sudden roar from the depths of the cave, followed by a heat wave, and Fire Qilin carried his Iron Qilin like a whirlwind run!

Duanlang was frightened by Huo Qilin's arrogance, so I took the opportunity to get rid of his shackles, and pushed him out of the cave with a move of "Zhe Yu Duan Shui", loudly like a hero: "You go! Ah! Let me end our relationship Let's resent each other!"

Then Duanlang left.

I don't know what he was thinking when he left, but at least I ensured my personal freedom.

I poured some oil on the back of the fire unicorn, sprinkled some shallots, roasted two whole chickens and a few fishes, packed them all in a package, and embarked on a journey to collect spiritual energy.