Tucao the Great

He turned his head and was about to go to the kitchen, but after taking two steps, he remembered that he had missed a line, turned around and asked, "How do you cook this fucking pork lung soup?"

As expected, Nie Feng was stunned because he couldn't either.He was about to speak, but I saw that I had finished my lines, so I turned and left.

When I came to the kitchen, there was a large pot of red pig lung viscera on the stove.

"Oh, I'll go, Nie Feng is really serious!"

This is my first thought.

Immediately, according to my own thinking, I picked up the disgusting pig lungs, dropped them on the ground and stepped on them a few times until they dried up and shrank.Then knead the pork lung mixed with mud eggs into the shape of pickles, grab a lot of onions, ginger and garlic to remove the fishy smell, and roll them in salt.Pour oil into the pot, throw the whole lump of pig lungs into it and fry it again, and the flames burst into flames immediately.Pour water to put it out, and fire it up in half a minute for full marks!

I call this dark cuisine the summer weight loss soup, and there is no discount for a bowl of 80 yuan.

After the soup was cooked, I was promoted to another level, and then I did a series of tasks, which required Nie Feng to drink it.

This task took me by surprise, because I thought it would be done if it was done well, and no one needed to eat it, but unexpectedly... Looking at this bowl of ecstasy soup with Wu Qi Ma Hei, I shed tears of sadness for Nie Feng.

Nie Feng probably didn't expect my soup to be made so quickly. He watched me enter the room in disbelief: "It's ready so soon?"

I smiled softly and said: "Of course, I am the best maid in the world."

Nie Feng was also smiling, but when he looked down at the soup in my hand, his expression changed.

"Can I save it for the night to drink, you go to do other things first?"

I sneered in my heart, thinking that I must not dare to drink this stuff, it doesn't matter, this stuff is not for people to drink.I bowed casually to him, turned and left.

I was wandering around in the garden, thinking that this task might not be completed, and was about to pull the system out to talk, when the system took the initiative to say: "Congratulations on completing the food task, you are precious, you have upgraded again!"

"Huh? Did he drink Dichlorvos?"

The system gave a sweet "hmm": "Yes, so your task is completed."

Immediately I was moved to look at the sky at 45 degrees, holding my heart in both hands: "Nie Feng is such a good young man!" Thinking that it is so easy to make this guy drink soup, I would have been poisoned if I knew it earlier, so the task of "Youruo's freedom" It should be done too.

The system seemed to have learned about my dark thoughts, and hurriedly stopped it: "This task is very long, and it's not what you think. Don't break the rules of the game!"

"Xiete Apu! How can there be so much nonsense!" I subconsciously slapped myself.

The old woman in the system suddenly let out a lewd laugh.

"Jianwu, what are you doing?" A person suddenly jumped out of the grass, I took a closer look, this person was five feet tall, with a sharp mouth, monkey cheeks, a pair of small mung bean eyes, and his eyes were fierce, I was shocked, and then I looked at this person , can't help but feel familiar, it turns out that this person...Fu forehead is actually Qin Shuang.

I touched the slap marks on my face, and said with a charming smile: "I'm shopping in the garden, little brother! Oh, little brother, do you want to go shopping with me, little brother!"

Qin Shuang tried her best to open her eyes wide, but she still didn't wake up. I smiled and continued: "Little brother, you don't have much clothes on, little brother, little brother, did you eat today? Little brother, little brother ..."

Then Qin Shuang left.

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After playing soy sauce for a day, I slept until the sun was up and woke up naturally.

Immediately, he took a piece of dog's tail grass in his mouth, and swayed to the Kamikaze Hall to start work.

The task told me that I only need to increase my favorability recently, and I am happy to be free, without making some pretentious words.Most of the time, he sat on a chair and basked in the sun, casually telling Nie Feng two dirty jokes, his mouth couldn't even close his smile, and his favorability value soared.

"Oh, it's moldy to be idle!" It actually left the player with nothing to do, this is considered a BUG!

Nie Feng came over to wash his hands after wiping the table, and said with a smile, "Jian Wu, I don't think you often serve people?"

I had nothing to do at first, so I chatted with him: "There is no way, the children of the poor have long been in charge of the family. A few years ago, when I was polishing rotten leather shoes on the Tianqiao... Cough, no, who said that I didn't often serve people Is it? This world is so fucking weird!"

Nie Feng seemed very strange, and asked: "How can you be full of foul language as a girl? I think you have an extraordinary bearing and a noble background. Did something happen in your family and you came to the world to be a slave?"

I originally wanted to continue laughing and chatting with him, but at this moment the system said loudly: "Hurry up and act aggressive, let him take pity on you, it's a great opportunity to gain favorability!"

I changed my mind, raised my eyebrows, and said angrily, "Fuck off! I like to speak foul words, you can't control me! Anyway, I don't have a father or a mother, I'm a blind girl and no one cares about me! That's it, I'm leaving! "

I got up quickly, and Nie Feng hurriedly stopped me: "Jian Wu, that's not what I meant, don't be angry."

I said loudly, "I'm not angry!"

Well, I'm really not mad, that's what the plot needs.

Nie Feng grabbed my arm and said guiltily, "I just care about you."

I heard that the bones are going to be crisp.

I chuckled, turned my head and said, "Thank you, thank you, I wish you happiness like the East China Sea."

Nie Feng was stunned for a moment, then smiled and shook his head.

With a ding-dong sound, the system reminded me to add ten to my favorability.

7 chopsticks

As soon as I came out of Nie Feng's place, a soy sauce maid walked up to me, holding a large basket of unwashed dishes in her hands.

The system prompts that I need to take the plate, and then meet Kong Ci to gain Kong Ci's favorability.

The ugly maid walked up to me, and put a basket of dishes in my hand: "You wash all these!" I have to say, it really feels like being bullied by a dog.

I followed up and asked, "I wash so much by myself?"

The maid lifted her chin and said, "You are new here, whoever will do the laundry if you don't!" After speaking, she pretended to be extremely aggressive and left.

Although the system said that I had received the task, I was not happy when I heard this, and threw the basket of dishes on the ground.He stepped forward and grabbed the maid by the collar, and sprayed her face with saliva: "Hey! Big sister!"

The maid seemed to be terrified by my bastard appearance, and said in shock, "What do you want to do?"

I raised my fist and shook her face: "See? A fist the size of a sandbag! Let me ask you, who is the newcomer?"

The maid was so frightened that she lost control of her bladder and bowels, and hurriedly said, "It's me, I'm new here!"

"So Kar! Hurry up and wash the dishes!"

As soon as I kicked her butt, I clapped my hands perfectly.

The maid ran away with a basket of dishes in her hands.

Kong Ci just came out from the corner, saw the woman hurriedly supporting her, and asked, "Xiaodie, why are you in such a panic?"

Let me go, such a tall and thick female man is called Xiaodie!

Xiaodie pointed in my direction, made babbling gestures, and then continued to run away like shit.

Kong Ci glanced at me, smiled and nodded, took the basket from Xiaodie's hand, walked over and said, "Jian Wu, accompany me to wash the dishes."

I was worrying about not being able to gain her favorability, so I nodded repeatedly when I heard this: "No problem! But I won't wash the dishes for you."

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I originally made up my mind to be the shopkeeper, but the old woman in the system immediately pulled out a slide show, teaching me how to gain Kong Ci's favorability, so I had no choice but to follow suit.

"Ah, big sister, I'll help you!" After I finished speaking, I took a bowl and threw it on the ground, then picked up the broken piece and scratched my finger, blood flowed profusely immediately.

"Hey? Sword dance? You are..."

I shook off the blood on my hands, and smiled indifferently: "Hehe, it's nothing, I wash the dishes like this every time."

"Let me bandage you!" Kong Ci took out a handkerchief from his arms, bowed his head and bandaged me carefully.But the chopsticks stuck in her head were too lethal, and I poked my eyes just as soon as I lowered my head.I screamed on my back, and when she raised her head, the chopsticks poked my nostril again, mother!I hurriedly backed away, not daring to approach.

Kong Ci still wanted to go forward, so I quickly stopped her and said, "Big sister, wash the dishes!"

"But your injury..."

I covered my eyes with one hand and protected the hand covering my eyes with the other, very embarrassed.But in his mouth he said: "It's okay, it's okay."

She nodded stupidly, then squatted down to wash the dishes.

Here I have to praise Kong Ci's skill in washing dishes, and if you send it to the hot pot restaurant, you will get [-] in commission!I stood up and patted the ashes, and said according to the plot instructions: "You really know how to wash dishes!"

Kong Ci nodded and said: "Well, I was originally a maidservant, so practice makes perfect."

I chatted nonsense with her for a while, and soon I heard the system calling non-stop: "Add one to the favorability", "Add ten to the favorability", "Add five to the favorability", "Add three to the favorability"...

Kong Ci is really good at talking!

It can be seen from the degree of goodwill towards me, just say anything, and you can upgrade her with a smirk, hey!

I used to think that this girl is stupid and stupid. Those who like her don't like her, and those who don't like her like her, and she doesn't know how to reject her. Everyone is a good person in her eyes.This will now be called the Holy Mother