Tucao the Great

Obsessive-compulsive disorder, lying on the ground and doing nothing.Forced to have no choice but to directly assign me to Nie Feng's side.

They say it's a cover-up, but I think it's nothing to do.

The woman in the system started to babble again: "Youruo's freedom has a side mission, oh treasure." As soon as the words fell, the slideshow began.

There were Kong Ci, Qin Shuang, and Nie Feng in the room, but I, under the pseudonym Jian Wu, broke in through the window in a very coquettish posture.Then I will show my proud personality and beautiful demeanor in front of everyone, until I get Nie Feng's favorability.

I'm standing outside the house with my sword now, looking like an idiot.

What should I do with this coquettish broken window?In the slideshow, it is light work and a sword is coming to the west, but I don't know how to do it myself.

The last time she said that the system was an old woman, she actually cried, thinking that she should be able to ask questions, right?

"System, I don't know martial arts, what should I do with this broken window?"

"..."

"system?"

"System, you're an old bastard!"

The system seems to be dead, and even refuses to let a fart go.

It seems that there was just a malfunction last time, I sighed, feeling tired and unloved.

There is only one way.

I looked at the sword in my hand with firm eyes.

With a horizontal sword in front of him, he roared and ran towards the window quickly.As a martial arts master, you must never push the window, but break it!I climbed onto the window sill with hands and feet, then picked up the sword, continued to roar, and then slammed open the window, swiping in the air, and the sound of "ah" never stopped.

"Nie Feng! Why don't you hide!" I pointed my sword at him and asked sharply.

The other party was stunned for a moment, pointed to the side and said, "I am Qin Shuang, and he is Nie Feng."

"...Aren't you Nie Feng standing here as a pimp? Damn it, get out!" After speaking, I turned the tip of my sword and pointed it at a yellow-haired man.

I was shocked!

Nie Feng turned out to be as handsome as the wind when he grew up like this.

His hair is very flowing, and he spent 20 yuan in the village to get a non-mainstream shit yellow perm, and it seems that he also bleached his eyebrows yellow.The nostrils are characteristic, large and fine.There was a three-piece black belt tied in the middle of the white clothes, and the white mourning clothes were abruptly worn to give Ye Wen the feeling.One point praise!

Looking at that Qin Shuang just now, he was also dressed in white filial piety, but this one was a little lower in rank, with a piece of purple rotten cloth around his waist.The skin is sallow, the lips are colorless, and the eyes are squinted. It is visually estimated that the hepatitis B has just finished the bottle in the middle stage.Fortunately, the hairstyle is correct, and it has become a beautiful scenery in this era of popular perm.The front teeth look like little white rabbits, which is very cute. The disadvantage is that you always feel that you can’t close your mouth when you speak, and you should often harp.Zero points, he must obey.

At first, I thought these two were pretty much the same, but I didn't expect that there was a big girl standing at the door.I knew this big girl was Kong Ci with my toes, because she had a pair of chopsticks stuck in her head, and some fake braids for Maimaiti, plastic beads and hen feathers.The clothes made of yellow screens covered her curves. I personally think that a leopard-print halter skirt would be better.

The face refuses to be described, and the score refuses to be described.

After observing the opponent, I retracted my sword quickly, turned my back and pretended to be forceful: "Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face, he is indeed a famous broomstick."

Nie Feng also seemed shocked, er, no, it seemed that the three of them were all shocked.

Seeing that none of them came out to read their lines, I was a little angry, so I couldn't help repeating loudly: "Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face, and he is indeed a famous broomstick."

Nie Feng was the first to react and said, "It's Fengshen's leg."

"Whatever the third leg of ham and chicken! Do you dare to ask me who I am?"

Nie Feng was stunned, and asked very obediently: "Who are you?"

The corners of my mouth were raised at 45 degrees, evil and confident: "I am the most awesome maid in the world, sword dance!"

A few people were obviously intimidated by my rhetoric, I snorted disdainfully, and clasped my fists at Nie Feng and said, "Little servant Jianwu, I pay my respects to Nie Feng, the master of Shenfeng Hall, who is also my master Nie Feng is also the third disciple of the Heaven and Earth Society Nie Feng is also Nie! Feng!"

Kong Ci's eyes widened in surprise at this moment: "So you are the best maid in the world?"

I said coldly: "Don't use the word 'you' to address me, my name is Jianwu."

After saying this sentence, I couldn't help but slapped myself twice, it's so fucking pretentious!

Kong Ci seemed to have never seen such a pretentious woman like me, so she timidly stopped talking.

At this time, Qin Shuang, a hepatitis B patient, began to ask again: "You said you are the best maid in the Tianxiahui, what's the problem?"

I picked up the sword, waved it around twice, and said with a face full of pretense: "My sword is good, my clothes are better than yours, I am good at washing feet, and my mobile phone film is better. The skill of the chicken is good, I..."

"Master Shuang, I think Sword Dance is very capable." Kong Ci said softly.

I nodded: "One day I will let you all feel a plate of mine."

I have to say that this group of people has never seen the world, and they were all overwhelmed by my elegance when they saw me.

Qin Shuang said at this moment: "Jian Wu, Hall Master Feng's martial arts are very good, so you don't need to protect him."

I secretly admired him in my heart, it really made sense for me to pull the plot back so far after I pulled it so far.

Kong Ci hurriedly said: "Young Master Shuang, don't say that, maybe Jian Wu is a careful, ingenious, and caring maidservant."

She spoke very fast, and when she heard the word "servant" at the end, it sounded like "stupid".

"Big sister, you don't need to speak for me. This patient is right." Holding a sword, I pretended to walk past Qin Shuang, and accidentally stepped on him. Martial arts is buy one get one free, there is no harm at all. If one day Nie Feng's hemorrhoids attack, I can help him cut it!"

I swung the sword in the air, and Nie Feng seemed to be infected by my sword energy, and took two steps back while clutching the chrysanthemum.

"Jian Wu, you are very conceited."

I smiled and said, "Oh, it's not my conceit, it's my inherent noble sentiments!"

Nie Feng smiled slightly at this time, like the charming heroine in Mary Su's novel, he said with a smile: "Jian Wu, you are very interesting."

I was still very humble, and hurriedly cupped my hands and said, "Don't dare, you are more interesting."

"No, you are more interesting."

"You are more interesting!"

"It's you who's funny."

"...Well, I'm the one who's funny."

Nie Feng nodded in satisfaction: "Then you stay."

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice popped in my mind, "Get one point of Nie Feng's favorability, and you can speed up the upgrade!"!

"Wipe!" I couldn't help hugging my head like Sun Wukong being chanted a mantra. Nie Feng wanted to help me eat tofu, but I blocked it.

"Sword dance? What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, hemorrhoids hurt." I held my forehead, waved my hand, and walked out pretending that nothing happened, leaving the human beings in the room looking at each other.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I walked out of the room, the old woman in the system started yelling: "Zhang Dayan, you are so weak! You are the old bastard! You are! Beep! Beep!"

"You sister! Shut up!" I punched myself on the nose, blood spattered three feet immediately.

The system couldn't help but tremble with laughter: "Oh, why bother, as long as you know you're wrong."

I wiped my nosebleed, and suddenly said "Huh", and said, "Can you communicate with me?"

The system said: "Yes, yes, I am high-tech."

"Then I just asked you how you broke the window without martial arts, why didn't you tell me, you idiot!" The victimized old lady broke in through the window with such a disgusting appearance, it's a shame and a shame!

The system continued to laugh like a flower: "He went on a date just now. Because the character you chose is You Ruo, he has martial arts. There is a martial arts skill panel, you can call it out and learn it yourself!"

I didn't expect to have such a cool skill, so I ignored this old coquettish bag, and quickly focused on the skill panel, and sure enough, two rows popped up in my mind, just like playing a high-end online game.

"How do I use it?"

The system explained: "It's very simple, just think about the name of the skill which kind of martial arts you want to use."

Immediately, I thought of a move of "Tianfenghuiyunwu", and accompanied by the movement of pulling the wind, I said softly: "Ah!"

"Ouch, this skill is awesome!"

I was overjoyed, and chose another "donkey over the mountain", rolled on the spot and let out a muffled groan: "Yeah!"

Lightness kung fu and acupressure techniques are all available, very awesome.I had so much fun playing for a while, I simply tried all the moves.

At this time, the perspective of God was switched, and Qin Shuang, Nie Feng and Kong Ci looked at each other like watching a zoo, and I kept shaking my head.

Kong Ci raised his hand and wiped away his tears: "The sword dance is so miserable, it must be because Director Wen pities her that she is mentally disturbed, and that's why she was assigned to the Tianxiahui."

Nie Feng nodded in agreement.

With a "ding dong", I inexplicably gained the favorability of Nie Feng, Qinshuang, and Kong Ci...

6 nag

After completing the favorability task, the next step will be much easier.

Nie Feng sat in the inner room and took a copy of "Longyang Eighteen Styles" to watch, but he didn't know what he was doing through the curtain.And after I cleaned the room and rose two levels, I received a side food task-"The best soup in the world".

This task is very simple, just exchange a few words with Nie Feng, and then serve him a bowl of pork lung soup.

For me, an all-rounder in civil and military affairs, it's a hot search.

With nothing to do, I kicked over the chair that had just been set up, opened the curtain and said, "Hey, do you want me to cook you a bowl of the best soup in the world!"

Eating it will kill you.

Nie Feng put down the pornographic book in his hand in a panic, and faltered to me: "What is the best soup in the world?"

"Eat it and immediately return your second spring, strengthen your yang, strengthen your kidneys, and last for a long time!"

He was a little embarrassed, and said shyly, "Don't bother, just give me a bowl of pork lung soup."

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