A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Ruan Sili held a mobile phone in one hand and a plastic bag in the other. Inside the plastic bag was a large colorful blanket. He stared straight at the old man in a straw hat with a toothpick in his mouth.

"Retreat or not?" Ruan Sili's eyes almost shot out flames.

The old man glanced up at Ruan Sili, stretched out a finger, and shook it slowly in front of Ruan Sili.

"How could you do this!" Ruan Siri gritted his teeth, "You said it was a handmade mink wool blanket from New Zealand, and it cost 220 yuan, but my friend said it was the cheapest blanket on Taobao for 22 yuan!"

The old man glanced at Ruan Sili with disdain, and said, "You can also believe the words of the merchants in the tourist spots, and they are just fooling you."

"You..." Ruan Sili was furious, "I'm going to file a complaint with the Consumers Association!"

The old man who sold the blanket became anxious when he heard this, and quickly grabbed Ruan Sili, "Don't worry, little brother, how can you return the things you sold? Let's see how stupid you are and have a lot of money, so I'll send you to time travel."

"What does it mean to be a fool with a lot of money..." Before Ruan Sili could react, the old man who sold the blanket stretched out his finger and poked hard on his forehead, and suddenly felt the world spinning, as if he was riding a high-speed merry-go-round, so he couldn't help but hugged the blanket tightly in his hand , At the last second of losing consciousness, he thought to himself: Fuck, have I encountered a new type of fraud.

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Ruan Sili was lying on the ground, his Taobao blanket of 220 yuan was hanging on his body, the sun, the desert, and a magnified face appeared in front of him.

"I'm here!" Ruan Siri was startled, and took several steps back, only to see clearly that it was just an eight or nine-year-old girl sitting on the ground, with long black curly hair, green eyes, and a delicate face , with a bit of heroism, but a bit haggard, wearing a mess of gold ornaments on his head, Ruan Siri thought: Fuck, I don’t know where I am now... international friends have appeared, and I won’t be trafficked to Vietnam Cambodia, right...?

Ruan Sili thought for a while, hesitated for a moment, swallowed his saliva and opened his mouth to ask, "How... how you?"

Loli, who was covered in gold jewelry, stared at him with a blank expression on her face.

Ruan Sili couldn't help but began to look at this paralyzed loli, and then noticed the gold ornaments on the loli's hair and the style of her clothing. She was wearing a white gauze dress and wide-leg pants, with a dagger on her leg, a bit like a Persian girl in a movie style.

Persia should be Iran, Ruan Sili wondered if this little Iranian loli couldn't understand English, but she couldn't speak Arabic, and was struggling, when she spoke in a low voice, "Saint, you're awake. "

The character is correct, the accent is round, and the standard Mandarin.

……

This loli is also quite international.

But what the hell is a saint!

Ruan Sili sat up and found himself wearing a strange white robe, touching his head, which seemed to be covered with a turban, how can Xiu really come to Arabia?

Looking around, there is an endless desert. If you want to use a picture to represent it, it is:

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Desert Desert Si Li Lolita Desert Desert

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So Ruan Sili decided to ignore that strange address, and asked the little girl, "What is this place?"

"Silver Sand Desert."

"..." Ruan Sili's eyes went dark, and a voice began to circulate in his head: My enthusiasm, like a fire, burned the entire desert~~~

Loli looked up at the sky with a paralyzed face, clasped her hands together, and said with a very serious expression, "I went all the way to the west, but I didn't expect to meet a real holy girl descending from the sky on a flying carpet. God Bless the Shrine. This is probably the guidance of the real god."

Ruan Sili felt that he could no longer ignore this title: "True goddess...?" He pointed to himself.

Loli nodded.

"Dropped from the sky on a flying carpet?" He pointed to the 2000 yuan blanket in his hand.

Luo Li nodded seriously again, thought for a while, and said hesitantly, "Actually, I didn't see clearly the process of your landing. When I saw clearly, you were already lying in this desert with the flying carpet in your arms."

A bad premonition suddenly rose, and the words of the old blanket seller began to appear in his mind.

Seeing that you are stupid and have a lot of money, I will send you to travel once.

Let me take you on a trip.

Go through it once.

ok ok...

Ruan Sili covered his chest, his eyes widened, time travel or something, this must not be true! ! !

He asked in disbelief: "What era is it now...?"

Loli glanced at him, and while removing the dagger from her foot, she whispered, "You look like a native of the Central Plains. According to Central Plains, it should be the 16th year of the Shengyun Dynasty."

Damn it's still empty!And according to what Lori said about the shrine, I clearly traveled abroad, and the most likely thing is the shrine in Persia!

Ruan Sili is a pain in the ass, time travels through tens of thousands of novels, dressed as princes, generals, upright young heroes, demon leaders, wombs, concubines, pigs, dogs, chickens and cats, and everything, but which old man has time-traveled into a wave!Si!Holy!female!

Ruan Sili subconsciously reached out to touch his crotch. Fortunately, he was relieved that there were no men wearing women's clothes.

"What's your name?" Lori asked.

"Ruan Sili, think of thinking, Li of dawn." He wrote his name in the sand with his hands.

Luo Li nodded, didn't say anything, and suddenly stabbed the dagger hard into her shoulder without hesitation.

"!!!" Ruan Sili was dumbfounded. There is nothing wrong with this loli, why did she suddenly hurt herself? What world did she travel to? Looking at the bloody hole on her left shoulder, she felt that her shoulder was faintly followed. It hurts!

Seeing Ruan Sili's frightened stare, Luoli sighed, and explained with a paralyzed face: "I have a special smell in my blood, and the blood snakes raised by the people of Shengong will find us when they smell this smell."

The blood kept flowing from Luoli's shoulder. Ruan Sili sniffed it quietly. To be honest, he didn't smell anything except the smell of blood, but Luoli's face became paler and paler. Ruan Sili leaned over and suggested: " Let me help you bandage the wound."

Loli raised her head, glanced at Ruan Sili, and without saying anything, stretched out her right hand and tore off a piece of trouser leg and handed it to him.

It was only then that Ruan Sili realized that her ankles were covered in bloodstains, and one foot was curled up unnaturally. No wonder she had been sitting on the ground since the beginning. It was obvious that she had suffered a foot injury. That curled up foot It may also be broken.

"Is your foot okay..." Ruan Sili said with a trembling voice.

Loli chuckled softly, and said in a sinister tone, "Hmph, what is this? If I let me find those ants, I will definitely pay you back a hundredfold!"

This tone is simple, are you really a nine-year-old kid? ! !

Fortunately, there was a large temperature difference between day and night in the desert, and it was almost evening. When the two sat together, Ruan Siri asked, "What kind of palace are you talking about, and you said that I am a saint, but I am actually a man..."

Before he finished speaking, Luoli suddenly covered his mouth and whispered, "There is movement!"

Ruan Sili quickly shut up, his hearing was obviously not as good as that of Luoli, but after a while, he still heard a small "rustling" sound.

Loli's expression became tense.

A large number of colorful snakes are coming from all directions.

"Wow!" Ruan Sili, who didn't know why, was very surprised, "Is this the blood snake, people from your shrine came to pick you up?"

Loli frowned: "This is not a blood snake..."

Ruan Siri: "..."

"Hahahahahaha..." There was a series of sharp laughter, and then a slim woman slowly came out from a distance. She stared fiercely at Lori with her eyes, and said ferociously: "Yu Youyin , Unexpectedly, you will end up today."

It turned out that this loli was called Yu Youyin, but Yu Youyin smiled coldly, "It's not thanks to you, Ayijia."

"How can you blame me?" Ayijia pretended to be surprised and exclaimed, "The princess can't talk nonsense."

Peat, what is a princess? Is Yu Youyin still a Persian princess? But look at the messy gold ornaments on Yu Youyin's head, well, it's very suspicious.

Yu Youyin gritted his teeth and said: "Even if this palace becomes like this...you traitors can still be dealt with, not to mention that the real holy lady has been found...!"

Alright, Princess Lolita is so domineering!Ruan Sili gave her 32 likes in her heart, but, um, a real holy girl, isn't that just...

"Are you talking about me!?" Ruan Sili widened his eyes and pointed to himself, "Ah Xiaoyu, stop joking, haven't you seen it yet, I'm actually a man..."

Before Ruan Sili could finish speaking, she was interrupted again. Of course, this time it was not Yuyouyin, but Ayijia.

"So what!" Ayijia sneered, and pulled out two shining long knives from behind with a "swipe", "No matter what kind of holy woman or holy man you are, if you meet me here today, you can only die!"

Why! ! !Ruan Sili felt very bitter, why did he die in Huangquan within three hours after crossing over, is this really good, he has not yet gone to the Persian palace to conquer the Persian king, marry the princess and go to the pinnacle of life! ! !

"Don't --!" Ruan Sili let out a stern roar, "I'm so handsome, I can't die!!!"

"Don't be afraid, come behind me!" Yu Youyin laughed contemptuously, "She alone can't hurt us."

Although it is embarrassing to be protected by a nine-year-old little lolita, compared with Yu Youyin, Ruan Sili's combat effectiveness is a negative five!So he nodded and stood behind Yu Youyin.

Ruan Sili has made many false appearances. For example, Yu Youyin can freely manipulate a billion volts of high-voltage current, electromagnetic waves, and magnetism like Sister Pao, or can shoot a headshot like a senior sister. Tens of thousands of fighting lolita can easily explode SEED, and blast Ayijia into scum.

Ayijia made a move, she didn't even use a machete, and sent Yu Youyin flying with one palm.

Because Yuyou drew an arc in the air, she lay down not far away and did not move again.

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ahhh, it's not an opponent!Ruan Siri's pupils trembled wildly, and he felt that he was going to be a headless male corpse in a second.

"You...how can you be so cruel to a nine-year-old girl!" He pointed at Ayijia and said tremblingly.

"Nine years old...little girl...?" Ayijia laughed loudly, "You mean Yuyouyin?"

Yuyou who was not far away struggled to get up, and said weakly: "I am...a man..."

Ruan Siri: "..."

"Shouldn't this be my line!!!"

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