A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Ayijia walked to Yu Youyin's side, kicked Yu Youyin's chest very cruelly, and laughed loudly: "Didn't you say that he is the real holy woman who can protect you? No matter how I look at it, I think he is better than you." You might as well."

Yuyou had already suffered a foot injury, and just now Ayijia's palm was so fierce that he spit out blood on the ground, and couldn't even speak clearly, but he still struggled and reluctantly said: "The ancestor's... prophecy ...can't be wrong...the holy...female..."

Before he finished speaking, Ayijia raised his foot and kicked Yu Youyin's chest again. Yu Youyin tilted his head, turned 180 degrees like in the movie, sprayed a big mouthful of blood, rolled his eyes and passed out.

Then, without even turning her head, Ayijia stretched out her hand and threw out a scimitar, the blade just brushed against Ruan Sili's sleeve.

"I can swear to God, I really don't know any shrines or Yuyouyin!" Ruan Sili knelt down on the ground with a "plop", and curator Cheng Jin pressed his face with grief.

He bent his knees and raised his hands above his head, knelt on the ground and wanted to cry without tears, "Why are you hitting me, I'm really just passing by!"

Ayijia narrowed her eyes and said with a sneer: "Stop talking, do you think I will believe you?"

"I really don't know anything!" Ruan Sili's heart was like ten thousand muddy horses whizzing by, he was messing with someone!It doesn't matter if you buy fake and shoddy products, but you will be tricked into this weird world by unscrupulous merchants!When he goes back, he must call the Consumers Association and complain to the end!If you don't fight, you are not Chinese!

In the final analysis, everything was the fault of the 2000 yuan blanket. Ruan Siri was full of grief and indignation, and he didn't want to care about Ayijia anymore. He stood up angrily, threw the blanket on the ground and stomped on it desperately.

Unexpectedly, Ayijia, who originally watched Ruan Siri's strange venting movements like a ghost, suddenly changed her face after seeing the blanket.

"I didn't expect... you are really... a real holy girl!"

What the hell! ?Ruan Sili couldn't see if his face had changed, so he touched his crotch subconsciously to confirm that he really didn't change from male to female. Suddenly, Ayijia threw another machete at him.

"How can the saint do such a vulgar action!"

Ruan Siri: "..."

At this time, Yu Youyin who was standing by the side raised his head weakly, and said weakly: "I... said... long ago...he...is...the saint..."

Hey, Yu Youyin is really an unbeatable Xiaoqiang, he is still conscious even now!

Ayijia seemed to realize this too, she walked over and kicked Yu Youyin forcefully, and stepped on his chest viciously, Yu Youyin spit out a few more mouthfuls of blood, rolled her eyes, what will happen The son really fell into a coma, so the world was quiet.

"Although you look very..." Ayijia showed an indescribable expression.

Ruan Sili quickly touched his face, and said in great horror: "How do I look!?"

Just kidding, before time travel, he was a righteous and beautiful boy, Ruan Sili, what if after time travel, he becomes a wretched uncle and his parents don't know each other when he returns home!

"...Like a man," Ayijia hesitated to speak, and finally said: "But since you are really a saint, then I have no choice but to accept it. Maybe the real saint is blessed by the gods, and there is no distinction between men and women. Bar……"

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili began to complain crazily in his heart: Are you trying to say that saintesses are genderless!You can't say that I have no gender because I look like a man, no, I am a man... Ayijia, you really think too much! ! !Lao Tzu is a true man of iron and blood, a pure man of the old Ruan family!

"Since you are a true god and goddess, there is nothing you can do. You have to go back to the shrine with me." Ayijia made a decision.

Although Ruan Siri was filled with reluctance, the surrounding area was desert, not to mention people, even a reptile could not be seen, if he did not go with Ayijia, he would definitely die here.

"What will happen to me when I get to the shrine?" Ruan Siri asked cautiously. Ayijia can slap Feiyu Youyin with a single palm. This combat power is simply against the sky. Now in Ruan Siri's heart, Ayijia is simply the king of fighters at the palace level. Emperor, if Ayijia wants to do something cruel to him when he arrives at the Jingu, then Nima himself has no power to fight back!

Ayijia seemed to see Ruan Siri's questioning, and she smiled disdainfully, "Don't worry, if I wanted to kill you, I would have done it long ago. If I wanted to kill you, it would be easier than killing ants."

"Woman Xia, you are awesome," Ruan Sili clapped his hands together, and praised loudly: "Women Xia, you are so heroic, you can see that you are a martial artist, and you can't let a woman outshine her eyebrows."

Ayijia kicked her head back, "Don't say that I am heroic, but say that I am charming!"

Ruan Sili was full of tears, clutching his calf that was hurt by Ayijia's kick and tremblingly said: "You are so charming, you are so charming. When you turn around and smile, you are full of charm, which makes countless heroes bow down."

Only then did Ayijia's expression turn better, and Ruan Sili took the opportunity to say, "I just saw that you didn't kill Xiaoyu, didn't you want to kill him? That's right, it's not good to just kill someone casually." Ah, we want to build a harmonious society under the rule of law, how about this... Let's take him back to the shrine, after all, he is your princess, even though he is a boy, does your king call him a princess because he has no daughter, you guys I don’t understand the customs of ethnic minorities either, but the king will be worried if the princess is missing, right? You see, not only Xiaoyu has parents, but even the flowers and plants on the roadside have parents. They come out to play casually, and if they don't come home for a long time, parents will be worried, right..."

"You are enough!" Ayijia's face was ashen, "You are sick!"

"Why are you scolding me?" Ruan Sili blinked, "I am the embodiment of love and justice. Besides, I am sick, but you have medicine? Look at you, there is no medicine, and you are not a doctor. Why? Can you ask me if I am sick, even if I tell you, you will not be able to treat it, right? The next generation of the motherland, the hope of the country's future, alas, so the safety and quality of food and medicine must be carefully checked..."

Ayijia finally became angry from embarrassment, "swipe" and pulled out a machete and put it on Ruan Siri's neck: "Whether you are a real holy woman or not, I will kill you here today!"

Ruan Sili hastily made a movement of tightening his mouth.

Ayijia let out a long breath as if relieved.

"Actually..." Ruan Sili opened his mouth.

Ayijia's knife rested on her neck again.

"Don't do anything!" Ruan Sili yelled, "I won't be like Tang Seng anymore, just say one word! I want to take Xiaoyu away! It's over!"

Ayijia retracted the knife.

"First," Ayijia stretched out a finger towards Ruan Siri, "The king and princess you mentioned is purely because you think too much, Yu Youyin is the head of our Tianshui Temple, I, Ayijia It is the envoy of the Tianshui God Palace, Yuyou was poisoned by the Demon Sect, his body shrank to the appearance of nine years old, he is already in his twenties, don't say that I bullied a little boy."

Hey, my body has shrunk after taking the poison. Although the point seems to be wrong, but the Demon Cult, are you a group of black-clothed mysterious organizations?Yu Yuyin, may I ask if you still have a Japanese name called Kudo Shinichi!

"Okay, what about the second one?" Ruan Sili asked calmly.

"Second," Ayijia stretched out her second finger, "Don't worry, I won't kill Yu Youyin."

After hearing that Ayijia didn't kill them, Ruan Siri breathed a sigh of relief, "Then you said before that Xiaoyu and I were going to die!"

Ayijia gave him a contemptuous look, "Then you are all dead now? Heh, if Yu Youyin is dead, who will lead Tianshui Temple?"

She said, put away the scimitar, walked over and picked up Yu Youyin and threw it into Ruan Sili's arms, "Since you want to save him, then you are responsible for carrying him back to the shrine."

"Hmph, just carry it!" Ruan Sili carried Yu Youyin behind his back, rolled up the blanket and tied it in Yu Youyin's arms, followed Ayijia step by step on the way to Tianshui Temple.

Yuyou was in the shape of a little boy at the time. Although it was not heavy, the desert was dry and hot. After walking for a while, Ruan Siri couldn't stand it anymore, but after a while, Ruan Siri didn't have to carry it anymore, because he saw, In the vast desert, a group of people appeared, and their direction was obviously towards them.

A group of red things were shaking in front of the people and horses. When they got closer, Ruan Sili could see clearly that those were red snakes one by one. These people were the rescuers Yu Youyin originally wanted to call!

Sure enough, those people were all wearing very Persian-style costumes, and the men were wearing big earrings. Ruan Sili couldn't help but tremble a little with such unrestrained clothing.

When the group of people saw Ayijia, Ruan Sili and Yu Youyin on Ruan Sili's back, they couldn't help but turn pale with fright, they all got off their horses and knelt down, "I greet you, my lord, my lord, the palace master..."

Ayijia glanced at them, stretched out her hand to brush the hair in front of her forehead, and seemed to be involuntarily said: "The palace master was poisoned by the demon sect, and he was seriously injured and became like this. Fortunately, the prophecy of the true god came true. I found the true Goddess, and I happened to find them..." She pointed to Ruan Sili, "This is the Goddess of our Tianshui Temple."

When those people heard it, they looked at each other.

Seeing this, Ayijia scolded: "Idiot! You don't even believe the words of the envoy, do you? When the palace master wakes up in a while, you will be punished!"

Those few people looked at Ruan Sili's face full of confusion, one of them thought for a long time, and finally hesitated: "God envoy, according to the ancient books, the real holy girl is graceful, her skin is as beautiful as snow, and she is bright and charming, although this one is not bad. , but it has nothing to do with being graceful and charming..."

The other also whispered: "I heard that there will be a red mark on the forehead of the real holy girl..."

Ruan Sili couldn't help touching his forehead, he was doing well, he was wrapped in a scarf, his forehead was covered.

Ayijia didn't talk nonsense, she stretched out her hand and tore off Ruan Siri's scarf.

Suddenly... Ruan Sili was stunned.

because.

He found.

Yourself.

how is it.

Long hair! ! !

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