A Guide to Feeding the Master of Time Traveling

Little rope?He is not a small stool or table, he is not a eunuch.

But after thinking for a while, he understood that what the other party was talking about was the little saint, not the little rope.

Ruan Siri widened his eyes.

The man's voice sounded behind his ears again: "If you promise me not to yell, just blink your eyes."

Ruan Sili blinked obediently.

Just kidding, people who don't bark are puppies.

The man let go of his hand suddenly, so Ruan Sili shouted: "Save—"

Before he finished speaking, the man quickly covered his mouth again, and then he felt that the man tapped him quickly, and he could no longer make a sound as if there was a lump of air in his throat .

"Oh," the man pretended to sigh in distress, "I knew you were restless."

Ruan Sili, who was hit on the dumb point: "???"

The man walked slowly in front of Ruan Sili, and under the moonlight, Ruan Sili could see his face clearly: He was naturally born very well, with phoenix eyes and starry eyes, his face was as gentle as jade, a little more gentle than Lou Duan's stern face Soft, he was wearing a pearl gray dress, with a pair of peach blossom eyes and a crooked smile, he looked like a handsome young man.

He carefully looked at Ruan Sili in front of him, and said with a smile: "Oh, you look pretty good too."

Ruan Siri touched his face, nodded in satisfaction, and pointed to his throat.

The man was in trouble: "You really don't want to call out?"

Ruan Sili nodded vigorously.

So the man stretched out his hand to untie Ruan Sili's acupuncture points, Ruan Sili looked at him and took two steps back.

"Who are you? What do you want to sneak into the Devil's Cult?" He asked cautiously.

The man showed a surprised look: "Why do I sneak around, where did you see me sneaking around?"

Ruan Sili showed disdainful eyes: "You don't call it sneaky, so why are you covering my mouth?"

The man said with a smile: "At this time, many people are asleep. If you shout rashly, you will only disturb others."

He looked up at the moon again, turned his head and smiled at Ruan Siri: "It's such a bright night like water, the moon is so beautiful, why don't you watch the moon with me."

Ruan Sili immediately refused: "No, I have rewarded you with the left and right guardians just now... who are you?"

The man ignored him, stretched out his arms to wrap around Ruan Sili's waist, and jumped onto the eaves with a light touch.

Ruan Sili was suddenly taken to the eaves by him, his face turned pale, he shivered and screamed: "High——"

"Cowardly." The man commented with a chuckle.Put him down, and said: "You are in a place like the Devil's Cult, and you don't know any martial arts, how can you protect yourself?"

Ruan Sili was not happy: "Why should I protect myself? Although they are demon cults, they are not evil people and they are not bad to me."

The man shook his head: "Because you are their holy son, they don't treat you badly. If you were not, how could Lou Duan lead you to the Demon Cult? How could Huang Ronglu and Peng Jiuling drink tea with you under the moon? , You have only been here for a few days, and how well do you know them? How do you know if they are hypocrites?"

Ruan Sili glared at the man, with a bad tone: "I don't know you, why should I listen to you? Don't you also know that I am the Son of God? How do I know if you are here for my identity?"

"No, no, no," the man shook his head repeatedly, "I'm not here for you, please don't get me wrong, it's purely by chance that I met you here."

Ruan Sili was still talking, but the man suddenly stretched out his hand and put his finger on Ruan Sili's lips.

"Hush," he pointed to the sky, "what a beautiful moon, let's enjoy the moon quietly for a while."

"Who the hell are you?" Ruan Sili was almost speechless, "I don't know why."

The man smiled: "You've heard of my name, we knew each other before, but I know you, you don't know me."

The corner of Ruan Sili's mouth twitched: "You're so mysterious, you can't be Empress Situ."

The man's smile deepened: "It's Empress Situ, not Empress Situ."

"Hehe." Ruan Sili laughed dryly, his eyes darkened and he passed out.

Ruan Sili was woken up by the cold wind, he opened his eyes, he was still on the roof, with that smiling face still beside him.

"You, you, you..." Ruan Sili pointed at Empress Situ and couldn't speak fluently.

Empress Situ was obviously much more relaxed than him, he shrugged: "Why do you look like this?"

Ruan Sili: "...what?"

"I won't hurt you," Situ Wuhou raised the corners of his mouth and smiled. I have to say that this person really has a bit of a monstrous smile, "You don't have to be afraid."

"What exactly do you want?" Ruan Sili didn't understand, "Do you want to be the leader?"

But what answered him was Situ Wuhou's flick of his sleeves, Ruan Sili only smelled a gust of fragrant wind, and then he passed out again.

Ruan Sili woke up again, it was already three o'clock in the morning, he found himself lying on the bed in his room, and several people beside the bed looked at him with various complex eyes.

"Ah, my head hurts so much!" Ruan Sili covered his head and sneezed loudly.

Peng Jiuyu said: "You have been blowing cold wind all night and you have a fever. Of course you will have a headache. Get up and drink some soup."

Huang Ronglu also looked at him strangely, after hesitating for a while, Huang Ronglu still asked: "Holy Son, last night you..."

Ruan Sili was taken aback: "What happened to me last night?"

Peng Jiu Ling also showed embarrassment: "Why did you fall asleep at the door of the hut last night..."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Even Lou Jin, who sat at the table and looked at them calmly, had weird eyes at the moment.

"If..." Peng Jiuyu said hesitantly, "If you have any special hobbies, you can tell us directly, there is no need to stick to etiquette..."

Ruan Sili felt that she was in great pain: "No, the left protector, the right protector, and the leader, you have to believe that I really don't have any hobbies. I really don't have a habit of sleeping at the door of the hut. Who would have that habit!"

"There are all kinds of wonders in the world," Huang Ronglu added with a slumped face, "There is a hall master in the branch altar in Yandu who divorced his first wife and married his mother-in-law."

"Fuck, it's such a heavy taste!" Ruan Sili looked at Huang Ronglu in great horror, "Is this true? It's all a plot."

"Love is always so unpredictable." Peng Jiuyu's expression was extremely deep.

Ruan Siri: "..."

"Wait," Ruan Sili caught a detail, "I have a fever?"

He touched his forehead. Although his face was hot, the fever had subsided.

"You saved me, right protector," Ruan Sili held Peng Jiuyu's hand tightly, and said sincerely and full of emotion, "You protector, thank you so much, I thank you all."

Peng Jiu Ling's fair face quietly blushed twice, he took a sneak look at Huang Ronglu, and pulled his hand back.

"No, the leader practiced sword early in the morning and saw you falling asleep at the door of the hut, so he carried you back. You slept outside all night, caught the cold and had a fever—but Holy Son, why did you fall asleep at the door of the hut? gone?"

If you want to ask why, it wasn't Situ Wuhou who killed a thousand swords. This person was so insane that he forced him to watch the moon on the roof of a hut, and he was not responsible for sending him back after watching the moon.

Ruan Sili hated this man to death.

"Master," Ruan Sili got out of bed and walked to Lou Jin's side, held Lou Jin's hand tightly with both hands, and said affectionately: "Master, it turned out that you saved me, I don't know how to repay you, how about..."

Ruan Sili just wanted to say that it is better to sing "The Boyfriend Got Married and the Bride Is Not Me" to repay the leader, but Lou Jin said indifferently in the next second: "Okay, since you said that I saved your life, then you can return it." Let me die."

Ruan Sili was so frightened that she sat down on the ground.

"Master, I... Hey, are you serious?"

Peng Jiuling frowned: "Holy Son, why do you want to speak like Zhang San?"

"Right protector Zou Kai!" Ruan Sili's eyes filled with grief and indignation, "The doctor said I can't fluctuate, but the leader made me fluctuate, err, err, the leader of the leader wants to die, he wants to die! Cough cough cough……"

Lou satin was expressionless, but he kept pouring water and betraying his emotions.

"Since you don't want to die, there is another solution." Lou Dun calmed down and said calmly.

Ruan Sili raised his head and looked at Lou Duan with big eyes shining like a puppy: "What is it, leader?"

Lou Duan smiled evilly, and said in a very ghostly way: "I promise you with your body."

Ruan Siri: "..."

Ruan Sili's pupils trembled: "Master, do you know that we are all men?"

Lou Duan nodded: "Naturally, don't you?"

"Of course I'm a man! Master, you've seen me take off my pants!" Ruan Sili yelled angrily.

Huang Ronglu said to Peng Jiuyu expressionlessly: "Jiuyu, do we know something we shouldn't know?"

Peng Jiu's face turned red.

Ruan Sili continued: "Don't you dislike men?"

"I don't like women either."

"Then why do you want me to promise you with your body!"

Lou Duan glanced at Ruan Sili, and asked lightly, "You don't want to?"

Peng Jiulu hurriedly said: "Holy Son, please think carefully, our leader is so good, many people are eager to post it, but the leader didn't accept any of them."

Huang Ronglu also stood up: "The Demon Cult needs a leader's wife, and this person can only be you."

Ruan Sili shouted: "Why!"

"Because you are the Holy Son," Lou Dun said flatly, "Everyone knows that the leader wants to marry the Holy Son."

Ruan Sili was filled with grief and indignation: "I am a woman, does that mean that everyone only wants the leader to marry a saint? You are not marrying me at all, but my identity!"

Lou Duan nodded: "You're still a little clever."

Ruan Sili: "..." What is this sadomasochistic feeling?

"I think you'd better accept it," Peng Jiuyu said in a low voice: "The whole martial arts world knows that Ruan Sili is the holy son of the Demon Sect, and the leader even ordered people to publish your portrait to all the sects, so as soon as you go out, others Everyone knows that you are a member of the Demon Cult."

Ruan Sili's voice trembled: "So?"

"The Demon Cult has many enemies..." Peng Jiuyu hesitated, "But if you are the wife of the leader, everyone will protect you."

"So I don't have a choice?" Ruan Siri's legs went limp.

Peng Jiu Ling nodded.

Ruan Sili said with tears: "Okay... I promise you, leader, from now on, you can only be nice to me alone; if you want to spoil me, you can't lie to me; you must do everything you promise me; Every word you say to me must be sincere. Don’t lie to me, scold me, and care about me; when others bully me, you must come out to help me at the first time; when I am happy, you must be happy with me; when I am unhappy You have to make me happy." ("Hedong Lion Roar")

Lou Duan frowned: "Why are you so troublesome, I'd better let you go."

Ruan Sili asked blankly: "Will I be hacked to death as soon as I get out of the Demon Cult?"

Lou Duan nodded deeply.

"No," Ruan Sili immediately hugged Lou Duan's thigh tightly, "Master, you agreed to marry me, and you agreed to marry me, Sansheng Sanshi Shili Taohua, you can't be a heartless person."

Lou Dun looked at Ruan Sili who was hugging her thigh, and nodded in satisfaction.

"Master, can I sing a song to express my happy mood at the moment?"

Lou satin nodded.

Ruan Sili sang tearfully: "For [-] to [-] yuan, you left your hometown and were bought by a strange man to be your bride. When you left home, you looked back silently. From now on, the world will be far away from you. Is it warm at home, when you start to run around for your children, do you think about your parents in the middle of the night, think about it! No! Think about it! Father! Mother!" (Indifference "Vietnamese Bride")

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